IC-Chapter 1-Oh You Pretty Things(Kathleen Scott/Barney)

[Mr. Handy]

Maxine dragged herself out of bed. "All right," she said, "but I'm a terrible cook. Hope you like your eggs runny and your toast burnt." She trundled over to the apartment's small kitchen area and began to cobble together something resembling breakfast.

[Mr Zombie killer]

Kathleen said to Maxine, "You better cook me a good breakfast otherwise you will get a spanking and I will make our guest watch and he may even be allowed to spank you as well." She turned to Barney and said, "See its all in how you deal with the women to make her work." She then got out of bed letting Barney see her naked body for a few seconds before slipping a robe on.

[Mr. Handy]

"Oh, no," said Maxine in mock horror. "Not a spanking!" With a smirk, she finished cooking breakfast. Before long she served eggs, bacon, and toast to everyone.

[Mr Zombie killer]

Kathleen walked up to Maxine and smacked her ass lighlty and then said, "Bitch you will not make me to be a fool in front of guests." She then ate her food and said to the group, "Well what do we do now?"

[Mr. Handy]

"Don't need to," said Maxine with a smirk. "You can be a fool all by yourself, Kathy. The plan we agreed on was that you and I would see if we can get in on the study. While we're doing that, Barney's going to see what he can find out about this Professor Anderson cat. Sound good?"

[Mr Zombie killer]

Kathy said, "As long as your remember your place bitch everything is good. If not then there may be a spanking in your future and I may have to drag out the cat o nine tales to do it. You understand?"

[Mr. Handy]

"Yeah, yeah," said Maxine. "Let's go to campus, then. You coming, Barney?"

[Mr Zombie killer]

"Lets go then women. I will drive as I am the "man"

[Mr. Handy]

Kathleen drove Maxine and Barney onto campus in her VW Beetle. It was a short drive, but it was a little faster than walking. During the spring and fall semesters it could take longer simply because parking was harder to come by, but in the summer there were plenty of spaces to be had. Barney headed for the medical library to find out what he could about Professor Anderson while Maxine and Kathleen went to find his office.


John Morgan Hall, School of Medicine, University of Pennsylvania
9:00 AM - Thursday, July 17, 1969

Both women went through the front doors and up two flights of stairs, where they soon found Room 322, Professor Anderson's office. The door was closed and locked when they arrived, and no light was on inside. A piece of paper was stuck on the window with Scotch tape. It read: "Dr. Anderson will be unavailable today. Anyone wishing to talk about the study this weekend should see Professor Nancy Remington in Room 325." That room was on the other side of the hall and two doors over. It was closed, but there was light shining beyond the door.

[Mr Zombie killer]

Kathleen sighed, smacked Maxine lightly on the ass and said, "Hey another woman. Maybe we can join and have a threesome tonight." She then headed over to Room 325.

[Mr. Handy]

Maxine followed Kathleen into Room 325, which looked much like any professor's office. This one was neatly laid out, and psychology textbooks lined a set of bookshelves. Behind the desk sat a slight, attractive woman in her thirties with long, dark hair. She looked up when the women entered, steepling her fingers on the desk in front of her. "Good morning, ladies," she said. "I'm Assistant Professor Nancy Remington. How can I help you?"

[Mr Zombie killer]

Kathleen said, "We want to join the experiment."

[Mr. Handy]

"Oh, good," said Nancy. "Please, sit down, both of you." She motioned to two chairs in the office that faced her desk. "We've had a couple of people drop out, so there are openings. I'll be assisting Professor Anderson in the experiment this weekend. I'll just need to interview you two first and get some information. First, what are your names and majors?" She took out a notebook and a pen, opened the book, and held the pen poised over it to write.

[Mr Zombie killer]

Kathleen gave her particulars to the professor.

[Mr. Handy]

"Maxine Grey," said Maxine. "I'm a grad student majoring in history."

"Good," said Nancy, jotting down some notes. "Now, do either of you take drugs? It doesn't automatically disqualify you if you do, but you'll have to refrain from them from now until the experiment is over. They might interact with what we're testing and could interfere with the results of the experiment. Also, if you are on any medications, I'll need to know about those."

[Mr Zombie killer]

"What kind of drugs are you talking about? I like to get high every now and then. You a square?"

[Mr. Handy]

"I'm not here to judge you," said Nancy. "I just want this experiment to be as safe and accurate as possible. I'll need to know about any kinds of drugs, especially those with mind-altering properties. If you want to participate, you'll need to lay off them until it's over, that's all. If you can't do that, I'm sure there are others who will want the fifty dollars."

"The only drug I've taken lately is marijuana," said Maxine. "I can give it up for a few days, no problem. Maybe the stuff you're testing will be better, who knows?"

[Mr Zombie killer]

Kathleen said, "Well I do not take drugs so I am fine to lay off anything illegal anyway. Does beer count as a drug?"

[Mr. Handy]

"Yes," said Nancy, "you'll also need to abstain from alcohol until the experiment is over. It's known for its mood-altering properties too. Now, what interests you about this experiment, and where did you hear about it?"

[Mr Zombie killer]

Kathleen said, "Maxine can speak for both of us."