Chit-Chat

[Mr. Handy]

You guys are all lunatics!

That's what the voices in my head keep telling me, but I don't trust them. They're plotting against me behind my back. Well, not literally behind my back, since they're inside my head. Above my back, then.

[kabukiman]

Voices? So you are madman. I on the contrary, see persons that nobody else see. They are from another planet but they have a mechanism that alow them to hide from normal persons, but me, with my powers I can still see them.

[trixie]

Did you know if you drink more than 3 cups of coffee a day you have a higher likelihood to actually 'trip out' on things, swear you heard voices when you didn't, or see things in corners that aren't actually there?

There's an explanation for all lunacy I tell you! LOL

[kabukiman]

Just by drinking coffe? That's strange. Anyway, here in Portugal we drink smaller cups (but more concentrate), so it's dificult to know how much someone here would need to drink until sliping to madness.

[Laraqua]

If that's the way you're gonna play it, I'm the sexiest damn troll you ever met.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[DSIGFUSS]

A sexy Troll?

Well maybe...

[DSIGFUSS]

or this might be a hot troll... a little young for me... But when it comes to trolls.... the laws might be a little different.



How old of a troll are you mystique. lol

[DSIGFUSS]

Definitely a sexy troll...

[kabukiman]

Those trolls seemed more elfs with green/blue makeup...

[Laraqua]

Kabukiman has a point...

[trixie]

If that's the way you're gonna play it, I'm the sexiest damn troll you ever met.

Pics or it didn't happen.

OOOOh! Dress up time! I will if you will Laraqua. hahhaahh

[DSIGFUSS]

This is Mr. Sigfusson from the department of Troll rights and regulations. We at the DOT feel that the remarks made on behalf of Miss Laraqua and Mister Kabukiman were slanderous and outright offensive to trolls. These beautiful confident trolls have endured enough persecution by the human population. Trolls are as much akin to elves as monkeys are to mankind. The idea that a sexy troll could only be an elf is insulting to trolls all across the globe. Elves lack extended canines, and horns for that matter...

Frankly, we at the DOT have heard enough blatent racist remarks coming from the likes of you puny humans.
Please cease and desist all slanderous activities directed towards the Troll community or we will be forced to eat you!

Sincerely,

The Troll
Deputy Director of the Department of Trolls, Rights and Regulations Division.
Under the bridge, San Fransisco, CA
USA

[kabukiman]

It's Mister Kabukiman!

[SuAside]

Troll! Not droll!

[Laraqua]

Hehe, well, I AM a LARPer...

[Andrew]

Are we on a break that I missed reading about?

[Laraqua]

I'm waiting on Trixie as she's meant to be the ambassador...

So, go on, Trix...

Do terrible mistranslations across two threads as your PC stuffs up the literal meaning of what one or the other actually says.

I mean, not to put the pressure on.

[Mr. Handy]

Ronald is also capable of communicating, so he can help out too.

[trixie]

Oops...sorry....I got lost when we switched to chapter 3.

From what I read I'm missing a pm somewhere along the way. Laraqua???

[Andrew]

We switched to chapter 3?