Here are the the Viking and Eskimo most emberassing moments...
Final Cut off is Thursday May 17th.
MIXER CONTEST
3 skill points to the Player who describes their character's most emberassing moment. (From the past) Bonus point for including at least one person by name not mentioned in the story so far. (ie. relatives, rivals, enemies, animals.....)
5 skill points (+2 bonus) to the best story by secret ballad.... Have Fun and be creative yo!
was the original offer...
I'm bumping up the participation award to 10 skill points. And the award for the best emberassing moment to 5 more.... Skill points can not be spent on combat proficiencies (except for head butt!! Cuz head butt's are rad!)
MOST EMBERASSING MOMENT CONTEST
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ALRIK's MOST EMBERASSING MOMENT
by Pianoman
Alrik still remembers it like it was yesterday, although he wished he could forget. He was a young lad of thirteen and an apprentice to the head bard Talon. He was very gifted at his art for being so young, and he often showed off to the local village girls. It was not uncommon for him to be seen with girls four years older than himself. One day he was showing off after his lessons for a group of sixteen year old girls. Now that he thinks back he shouldn't have been messing with magic he was familiar with yet. Well he had the runes in is hand and he began what was at the beginning his most impressive performance ever. About half way through the song a bug flew into his mouth and messed up the spell. Well the next thing he knew he was standing naked in front of this group of laughing girls. Needless to say Alrik was thirteen and not yet fully developed in the man department. For the next two years he was known as Alrik the tiny.
by Pianoman
Alrik still remembers it like it was yesterday, although he wished he could forget. He was a young lad of thirteen and an apprentice to the head bard Talon. He was very gifted at his art for being so young, and he often showed off to the local village girls. It was not uncommon for him to be seen with girls four years older than himself. One day he was showing off after his lessons for a group of sixteen year old girls. Now that he thinks back he shouldn't have been messing with magic he was familiar with yet. Well he had the runes in is hand and he began what was at the beginning his most impressive performance ever. About half way through the song a bug flew into his mouth and messed up the spell. Well the next thing he knew he was standing naked in front of this group of laughing girls. Needless to say Alrik was thirteen and not yet fully developed in the man department. For the next two years he was known as Alrik the tiny.
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UNULAQ'S MOST EMBERASSING
by ImpinTraining
Unalaq had a pretty good day fishing that day, five years ago. Exhausted, he went home and stripped down to nothing, and hopped underneath the thick fur blankets in his makeshift hut of sewn skins, determined to clean the fish later after he woke up from his nap. The fish would keep well enough on the ice.
The smell of the fish drifted over to a nearby hungry polar bear. The bear made its way, following his nose, right to Unalaq's tent and started eating fish. Unalaq was so frightened and shocked when he woke up, he ran naked all the way back to the Dorset village. Aside from suffering a little hypothermia, he was thoroughly embarassed from his sudden appearance before all of his tribemates naked as the day he was born.
by ImpinTraining
Unalaq had a pretty good day fishing that day, five years ago. Exhausted, he went home and stripped down to nothing, and hopped underneath the thick fur blankets in his makeshift hut of sewn skins, determined to clean the fish later after he woke up from his nap. The fish would keep well enough on the ice.
The smell of the fish drifted over to a nearby hungry polar bear. The bear made its way, following his nose, right to Unalaq's tent and started eating fish. Unalaq was so frightened and shocked when he woke up, he ran naked all the way back to the Dorset village. Aside from suffering a little hypothermia, he was thoroughly embarassed from his sudden appearance before all of his tribemates naked as the day he was born.
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TORNUAQ'S MOST EMBERASSING MOMENT
by Andrew
Tornuaq was just becoming a man and after a day of learning with his brothers on how to become a hunter he found that he still had energy to burn after the long day was over. As with most men coming of age, he was chasing after the girls. Often he would run up to them and give them wild flowers or other small gifts and would stay until their mothers chased him away.
On one particularly beautiful day, Tornuaq had just finished skinning his first bear with the help of Unalaq and Maniitok when who should walk by but the villiage's most beautiful girl, Nevluk. Covered in blood and holding onto the bear's wet dripping skin, Tornuaq ran to Nevluk and went to present her with the newly skinned fur. She giggled and smiled at Tornuaq and walked away.
As Nevluk walked away, the chieftain came around the bend to inspect the young men and saw Tornuaq trying to present Nevluk with the fur. Nevluk went to walk away again and Tornuaq grabbed out to her and caught her dress. In front of the chieftain and everybody watching, Tornuaq pulled her dress completely off, leaving poor Nevluk nude to not only the chieftain but everyone around.
Tornuaq stood looking at her naked form for the briefest of moments before he could think to do only one thing and threw the bloody fur around Nevluk. Nevluk screeched and threw off the fur which hit the chieftain, knocking him over. Tornuaq groaned at the mess he had made and ran to help the chieftain get the fur off but as the chieftain was flailing to get up, he kicked Tornuaq hard in the genitals which knocked him over.
At this point the whole village had gathered around to watch the spectacle that was taking place and many were laughing. The chieftain finally stood, holding the fur and looking down at Tornuaq who was on his knees, he saw that Nevluk had redressed and was looking quite embarrassed herself. After a few moments he told Tornuaq to stand, as punishment for what he had caused he had to run around the Dorset village ten times. Tornuaq nodded and was about to start running when he felt a hand on the back of his pants and saw Nevluk pull them down. The chieftain said that he had to run yes, but he had to run those ten times around the village completely naked, for the whole village to see.
Tornuaq groaned again and undressed in front of everyone, he closed his eyes and began his run.
by Andrew
Tornuaq was just becoming a man and after a day of learning with his brothers on how to become a hunter he found that he still had energy to burn after the long day was over. As with most men coming of age, he was chasing after the girls. Often he would run up to them and give them wild flowers or other small gifts and would stay until their mothers chased him away.
On one particularly beautiful day, Tornuaq had just finished skinning his first bear with the help of Unalaq and Maniitok when who should walk by but the villiage's most beautiful girl, Nevluk. Covered in blood and holding onto the bear's wet dripping skin, Tornuaq ran to Nevluk and went to present her with the newly skinned fur. She giggled and smiled at Tornuaq and walked away.
As Nevluk walked away, the chieftain came around the bend to inspect the young men and saw Tornuaq trying to present Nevluk with the fur. Nevluk went to walk away again and Tornuaq grabbed out to her and caught her dress. In front of the chieftain and everybody watching, Tornuaq pulled her dress completely off, leaving poor Nevluk nude to not only the chieftain but everyone around.
Tornuaq stood looking at her naked form for the briefest of moments before he could think to do only one thing and threw the bloody fur around Nevluk. Nevluk screeched and threw off the fur which hit the chieftain, knocking him over. Tornuaq groaned at the mess he had made and ran to help the chieftain get the fur off but as the chieftain was flailing to get up, he kicked Tornuaq hard in the genitals which knocked him over.
At this point the whole village had gathered around to watch the spectacle that was taking place and many were laughing. The chieftain finally stood, holding the fur and looking down at Tornuaq who was on his knees, he saw that Nevluk had redressed and was looking quite embarrassed herself. After a few moments he told Tornuaq to stand, as punishment for what he had caused he had to run around the Dorset village ten times. Tornuaq nodded and was about to start running when he felt a hand on the back of his pants and saw Nevluk pull them down. The chieftain said that he had to run yes, but he had to run those ten times around the village completely naked, for the whole village to see.
Tornuaq groaned again and undressed in front of everyone, he closed his eyes and began his run.
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YURALRIA'S MOST EMBERASSING MOMENT
by Trixie
Yuralria awoke with a start one cold morning to the terrible beating of drums in her ears. She sat up, remembering what awful vision she’d had on her spirirt walk the night before, and hurried to put her clothes on and tell the village. Yuralria was only 15, a young shaman learning magic from Aglakti. This was only her third spirit walk in fact, leaving her eyes crusty with tortured sleep and her mind racing with fear. The dream could only mean one thing….she was sure of it.
Alornerk jumped from her bed to follow her from the hut, looking somewhat dismayed and confused. It was very early in the morning, earlier than most would be awake, but Yuralria was determined to save her village from the horrible fate she’d seen the night before.
The wind was whipping her hair as she ran to the center of the village and began to shout. “The end is near! The end is near! I have seen it, we are all doomed to die this very evening!!!”
Of course, many villagers could hear her maddened cried from their own huts, waking them in their beds by her frantic calls. “To the hills! We must go to the hills! It is foretold…the end is near!!!”
Yuralria was not a shaman just yet. She was only a child, still learning the magic ways and under the guidance of the true Shaman, Aglakti. But Yuralria was sure that Aglakti would awake and have had the same vision. After all, when fate comes knocking, you shouldn’t question the sled driver….right?
Bleary eyed villagers ran to her to ask her….”Why so early this morning? What had she seen? What were they in for? Was there a terrible and mighty foe to be forewarned about?”
Yuralria looked at them in terror, her eyes welling with tears. “We’ll not survive! A mighty whale will come to our village and eat us all! I have seen it! Be forewarned! The end is near!”
Yuralria forgot all about the sweat lodge she’d visited for the first time the day before. She’d spent the greater part of the day in the hide tent, smoking the pipe and then snacking down on dried meat. Truth be told, the hunger she felt about 40 minutes after smoking the pipe was baffling. Surely she’d never eaten so much in her life! Aglakti assured her it was perfectly normal, having convinced Yuralria to come into the tent and experience ‘spiritual awakening’. The two painted their faces, snacked on meat, giggled maniacally at one point, and discussed the very dismal colour of snow. The day was a blur at this point, as Yuralria stood discussing the end of their existence with the crowd of villagers that now surrounded her.
The villagers looking at her began to race to their tents, packing supplies to move camp and leave their huts and lives for the time being. This went on for an hour, with occasional interruptions as newcomers heard her tale and the ones already packing would approach her in fearful reverance. “Yuralria, are you sure? A whale? On land? Are you positive…it doesn’t sound possible.” Each time she’d assure them it was true and send them packing, trying to calm the rising fear inside of her.
Of course, once the Chief heard of all this, he approached her and asked what she’d seen. Aglakti joined his side. The two began to laugh and laugh, snickering at first and trying to hide it, then gradually more raucously, until the pair were bent over, making little “hoo!!!” sounds as though they couldn’t breathe. The Chief put his hands up, and calmed the disaster, then took Yuralria for a walk to describe the potential aftermath of spending an entire day in the sweat lodge. It was terribly embarrassing, of course, as the villagers began to realize they’d been taken for a ride. Yuralria vowed to never race into the village first thing in the morning to scream the doom of the tribe, without first speaking to the Chief!
by Trixie
Yuralria awoke with a start one cold morning to the terrible beating of drums in her ears. She sat up, remembering what awful vision she’d had on her spirirt walk the night before, and hurried to put her clothes on and tell the village. Yuralria was only 15, a young shaman learning magic from Aglakti. This was only her third spirit walk in fact, leaving her eyes crusty with tortured sleep and her mind racing with fear. The dream could only mean one thing….she was sure of it.
Alornerk jumped from her bed to follow her from the hut, looking somewhat dismayed and confused. It was very early in the morning, earlier than most would be awake, but Yuralria was determined to save her village from the horrible fate she’d seen the night before.
The wind was whipping her hair as she ran to the center of the village and began to shout. “The end is near! The end is near! I have seen it, we are all doomed to die this very evening!!!”
Of course, many villagers could hear her maddened cried from their own huts, waking them in their beds by her frantic calls. “To the hills! We must go to the hills! It is foretold…the end is near!!!”
Yuralria was not a shaman just yet. She was only a child, still learning the magic ways and under the guidance of the true Shaman, Aglakti. But Yuralria was sure that Aglakti would awake and have had the same vision. After all, when fate comes knocking, you shouldn’t question the sled driver….right?
Bleary eyed villagers ran to her to ask her….”Why so early this morning? What had she seen? What were they in for? Was there a terrible and mighty foe to be forewarned about?”
Yuralria looked at them in terror, her eyes welling with tears. “We’ll not survive! A mighty whale will come to our village and eat us all! I have seen it! Be forewarned! The end is near!”
Yuralria forgot all about the sweat lodge she’d visited for the first time the day before. She’d spent the greater part of the day in the hide tent, smoking the pipe and then snacking down on dried meat. Truth be told, the hunger she felt about 40 minutes after smoking the pipe was baffling. Surely she’d never eaten so much in her life! Aglakti assured her it was perfectly normal, having convinced Yuralria to come into the tent and experience ‘spiritual awakening’. The two painted their faces, snacked on meat, giggled maniacally at one point, and discussed the very dismal colour of snow. The day was a blur at this point, as Yuralria stood discussing the end of their existence with the crowd of villagers that now surrounded her.
The villagers looking at her began to race to their tents, packing supplies to move camp and leave their huts and lives for the time being. This went on for an hour, with occasional interruptions as newcomers heard her tale and the ones already packing would approach her in fearful reverance. “Yuralria, are you sure? A whale? On land? Are you positive…it doesn’t sound possible.” Each time she’d assure them it was true and send them packing, trying to calm the rising fear inside of her.
Of course, once the Chief heard of all this, he approached her and asked what she’d seen. Aglakti joined his side. The two began to laugh and laugh, snickering at first and trying to hide it, then gradually more raucously, until the pair were bent over, making little “hoo!!!” sounds as though they couldn’t breathe. The Chief put his hands up, and calmed the disaster, then took Yuralria for a walk to describe the potential aftermath of spending an entire day in the sweat lodge. It was terribly embarrassing, of course, as the villagers began to realize they’d been taken for a ride. Yuralria vowed to never race into the village first thing in the morning to scream the doom of the tribe, without first speaking to the Chief!
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CORAZON'S MOST EMBERSASSING MOMENT
by Aiylithe
It had been several years since Corazon had failed a hunt, but she had vowed never to let it happen again after the last incident. She had been stalking along the coast, following two hunters back to their village, when their dogs had sensed her. It was not uncommon for animals to realize that she was there, but it was less common for them to attack her. The dogs had broken free from the sled, throwing the two hunters into the snow, and had started to run her down. She had only been halfway in the spirit world at the time, in order to follow the men, and so the dogs were able to get a hold on her, however slight, while she was unable to do anything to get rid of them short of jumping in the ocean. So, Corazon dove into the icy water and waited for the dogs to leave, which they didn't do for two days: one of the hunters had hurt his arm when he fell, and they had decided to rest where they were.
Well, even demons start to feel cold after sitting in an arctic ocean for 48 hours, and when Corazon finally managed to leave and start following the hunters again (at a much larger distance), she couldn't stop coughing. It was completely against her nature to give up the hunt, and so she continued on into the village and waited for the Shaman, hoping to get some reward out of this experience. When the elderly woman finally did emerge from her hut in spiritual form, Corazon had approached her as usual, making sure that her claws and teeth were hidden. In the middle of her attempt to 'befriend' the shaman, she had another coughing fit, which rattled her out of her pleasant-looking form and left her completely helpless for a good three minutes, during which time the dogs were called again.
She still carries a lingering hatred of dogs, as well as a few scars.
by Aiylithe
It had been several years since Corazon had failed a hunt, but she had vowed never to let it happen again after the last incident. She had been stalking along the coast, following two hunters back to their village, when their dogs had sensed her. It was not uncommon for animals to realize that she was there, but it was less common for them to attack her. The dogs had broken free from the sled, throwing the two hunters into the snow, and had started to run her down. She had only been halfway in the spirit world at the time, in order to follow the men, and so the dogs were able to get a hold on her, however slight, while she was unable to do anything to get rid of them short of jumping in the ocean. So, Corazon dove into the icy water and waited for the dogs to leave, which they didn't do for two days: one of the hunters had hurt his arm when he fell, and they had decided to rest where they were.
Well, even demons start to feel cold after sitting in an arctic ocean for 48 hours, and when Corazon finally managed to leave and start following the hunters again (at a much larger distance), she couldn't stop coughing. It was completely against her nature to give up the hunt, and so she continued on into the village and waited for the Shaman, hoping to get some reward out of this experience. When the elderly woman finally did emerge from her hut in spiritual form, Corazon had approached her as usual, making sure that her claws and teeth were hidden. In the middle of her attempt to 'befriend' the shaman, she had another coughing fit, which rattled her out of her pleasant-looking form and left her completely helpless for a good three minutes, during which time the dogs were called again.
She still carries a lingering hatred of dogs, as well as a few scars.
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COMING SOON!
Berger's most embarrassing moment........as soon as i get a chance to spend some quality time goofing off.
Berger's most embarrassing moment........as soon as i get a chance to spend some quality time goofing off.
Huh.......?
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One time when Ingvar was screwing his cousin his friends walked in the room. They asked him what the rabbit was doing up his ass and so Ingvar said, "what are you inferring?"
Later, he realized that he meant to say "what are you implying".
God, he felt stupid after that.
Later, he realized that he meant to say "what are you implying".
God, he felt stupid after that.
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Orm had never lacked words, but when he first lay his eyes on the young blonde woman who he later learnt was named Sif, he felt totally dumbstruck, something which his friends at the time never stopped teasing him for until he finally bedded her a couple of months later.
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LOL Basketvector! 
K, how 'bout this:
At the Barri festival of his sixteenth year, Berger had his first black-out drunk.
He was enamored with a young woman in his village named Freygerd. She was a busty wench, and Berger already had quite an eye for the ladies.
But like most sixteen year olds, he found himself a bit embarrassed and unsure of himself around attractive members of the opposite sex.
What made it even worse was that Freygerd was the daughter of one of the clan's most honored warriors. If Berger married her it would bring much honor to his family.
That night, Freygerd was serving mead at the great feast. Because he couldn't think of anything to say at first, Berger just ordered more mead every time she came somewhat near to his seat, even if he had to gulp down what was in his cup because she had just filled it a few moments before.
Eventually the night wore on, the feast turned into the usual viking debauchery with violent contests of strength and skill.
Berger practically dogged Freygerd's every step throughout the mead hall.
The last thing he remembers he was leaning up against the back of a chair telling her that her eyes were the brilliant blue of a summer sky, her hair the gold of ripening wheat.
The next morning he was awakened to the sound of his mother screaming at him.
The early morning sunlight speared his aching brain as he cracked his eyes open to see what was going on.
Slowly he realized that he was lying in the mud on a pile of hay.
He gingerly lifted his head and looked around.
He was in the sheep pen, his arms locked in an embrace around one of the sheep, his breeches down around his ankles.
He wobbly turned his head and squinted towards the sound of his mother's screaming voice.
A small crowd had gathered, among which was Freygerd, who was covering her mouth with one hand in an ineffectual attempt to stifle her giggles.
K, how 'bout this:
At the Barri festival of his sixteenth year, Berger had his first black-out drunk.
He was enamored with a young woman in his village named Freygerd. She was a busty wench, and Berger already had quite an eye for the ladies.
But like most sixteen year olds, he found himself a bit embarrassed and unsure of himself around attractive members of the opposite sex.
What made it even worse was that Freygerd was the daughter of one of the clan's most honored warriors. If Berger married her it would bring much honor to his family.
That night, Freygerd was serving mead at the great feast. Because he couldn't think of anything to say at first, Berger just ordered more mead every time she came somewhat near to his seat, even if he had to gulp down what was in his cup because she had just filled it a few moments before.
Eventually the night wore on, the feast turned into the usual viking debauchery with violent contests of strength and skill.
Berger practically dogged Freygerd's every step throughout the mead hall.
The last thing he remembers he was leaning up against the back of a chair telling her that her eyes were the brilliant blue of a summer sky, her hair the gold of ripening wheat.
The next morning he was awakened to the sound of his mother screaming at him.
The early morning sunlight speared his aching brain as he cracked his eyes open to see what was going on.
Slowly he realized that he was lying in the mud on a pile of hay.
He gingerly lifted his head and looked around.
He was in the sheep pen, his arms locked in an embrace around one of the sheep, his breeches down around his ankles.
He wobbly turned his head and squinted towards the sound of his mother's screaming voice.
A small crowd had gathered, among which was Freygerd, who was covering her mouth with one hand in an ineffectual attempt to stifle her giggles.
Huh.......?
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For 10 bonus skill points to the winner. (You cannot add the total points to a weapon proficiency or to dodge.)
If you haven't read the most emberasssing moments thread... please check it out and vote. (Even if you haven't written one)
1) Any character who does not participate in the vote will be entered into a death draw.
2)I will randomly roll from the death draw to see whose character will be placed in a very very very life threatening situation of my choosing. I'm looking for a death people so please don't vote!!
3)Those people that do vote will be palced in the Awesome draw.
4)I will randomly roll from the awesome draw pool to see whose character will have something awesome happen to them.
The tallying of the Votes will take place next Friday ( 1 week) to give those people who don't post as often a chance to catch this pm.
I am thoroughly enjoying all the threads in Helluland and I thank everyone for taking the time to play their characters as best they can.
Dan aka DSIGFUSS
Also remember... Bonus skill points to anyone who can make the connection between the title for Chapter 3 and Helluland.
If you haven't read the most emberasssing moments thread... please check it out and vote. (Even if you haven't written one)
1) Any character who does not participate in the vote will be entered into a death draw.
2)I will randomly roll from the death draw to see whose character will be placed in a very very very life threatening situation of my choosing. I'm looking for a death people so please don't vote!!
3)Those people that do vote will be palced in the Awesome draw.
4)I will randomly roll from the awesome draw pool to see whose character will have something awesome happen to them.
The tallying of the Votes will take place next Friday ( 1 week) to give those people who don't post as often a chance to catch this pm.
I am thoroughly enjoying all the threads in Helluland and I thank everyone for taking the time to play their characters as best they can.
Dan aka DSIGFUSS
Also remember... Bonus skill points to anyone who can make the connection between the title for Chapter 3 and Helluland.
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And the winner of the Most Emberassing Moment Contest is G-Dizzle for her humping the goat story. Just one question remains... was it love? And more importantly was it a Billy or a Nanny goat?
Congrats 15 skill points to G-Dizzle and 10 to the rest. I'll be pm ing people.
Stay tune for the next contest titled
"Who am I?"
Congrats 15 skill points to G-Dizzle and 10 to the rest. I'll be pm ing people.
Stay tune for the next contest titled
"Who am I?"
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One time Ingvar screwed a sheep.
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Faroo lost the power of thought for a whole week whilst under the influence of meditation.
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That's not embarassing... unless he got caught, or maybe... Ingvar mistaken a sheep to be his sister and then screwed her... yeah, that'd be embarassing.Basketvector wrote:One time Ingvar screwed a sheep.
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