Let's Invent Cthulhu-themed cocktails and Foods!

[Laraqua]

Shoggoth.net worked out a cocktail...

Miskatonic
1 tonic water
1 Midori
1 Frangelico

I think we should do similarly and work out a bunch of different CoC-inspired drinks. Not least because of the CoC-type LARP I wanna do for my party.

Here's one I made (originally called the River Murry) but which I think would make a neat ...

Shoggoth Slime
1 shot Midori
1 shot coca cola
Fill glass half full of lemonade
Add scoop of icecream

If done right, the lemonade and the icecream should interact to create a frothy mess of greeny-brown slime.

[Mr. Handy]

The Yellow Drink
1 cup Mountain Dew

Yup, that's it. The Sanity-blasting effects of Mountain Dew are quite sufficient without mixing it with something else. Truly Hastur must have inspired it.

[TheKingInYellow]

Brilliant.

[trixie]

Sure to Impress Appetizer!

one apple
one pig snout
one eye of newt
1 litre of blood from an innocent child
small sliver of tentacle
pepper to taste

Chop all up and mix well....serve on crackers. Makes a delightful spread during roleplaying nights....a sure to impress appy!

[TheKingInYellow]

The Dream-Quest of the Unknown Kadath

Ingredients:
15 shots Absinthe
1 lemon wedge

Preparation:
Eat the lemon wedge. Drink Absinthe. Cheers!

[Laraqua]

The Merry Shoggoth!
(Disclaimer: I have yet to make this)

Make a bunch of marshmallows - pink and white work good - and melt them over candles. Then combine them with lolly snakes, jelly-on-a-plates (a red gollop on a white 'plate') and skittles or M&Ms. Now, you can add this to a cup of Midori and eat with a spoon or just roll in green food colouring and eat that way.

[DSIGFUSS]

The Bloody Cthulhu

3 parts Clamato juiice
1 part Vodka
dash of Tsaziki sauce
dash tobasco sauce
dash whorshishire sauce
1 calimari pan fried skewer. ( cooked in butter and garlic )
salt/pepper

served on ice with a celery salt rimmed glass.

[Seppuku]

Call me Cthulhu'd

1 Live Squid(Giant)
1 Part Embalming Fluid
1 Part anti-Freeze
3 Parts LSD
Shake over ice
Serve in the skull of an innocent

[DSIGFUSS]

Crap-erjacks! I'd drink mine. If somebody served me yours Seppuku, I'm afraid I'd have to call the police. It's all fun and games until somebody fills an innocent's skull with embalming fluid right? I'd keep the LSD though and slip it in Louie's drink. haha! Bad evil janitor!

[trixie]

HAHA seriously this thread is better than the chit chat...

How bout this :
Screaming Zombie
Blender night! Get out the blender and have a rip roaring good happy hour

1 toe from the evil janitor
1 bloodied apendage from the rotting carcass of Shilo (the zombie)
2 tranquilizer darts, emptied into the bowl
5 tentacles
1 litre protoplasm
5 26er's of Vodka
a dash of honey
4 trays of ice cubes

Blend all and make sure to give extra time for the bone to get chopped up. Add ice cubes and crush. Make sure all the tranquilizer gets in the blender, or your party guests will not hit the floor like you hope. 8) After they pass out, make sure to rob them blind and piss on their remains....sure shooting Cthulhu will end them slowly but surely....ha ha ha ha

[Seppuku]

Cthulhu's fire

1 Fresh tentacle of squid(live)
151 Rum
1/2 teaspoon of wasabi spread over tentacle

Set rum on fire blow out, and try not to get strangled by the still active squid tentacle.

[Jazon]

One of my personal favs!

The Dark Young
a scoop of ice cream
6 straws
Chocolate milk
10 shots of vodka.

Its Strong, brown, and has straw tentacles!!

[DSIGFUSS]

Yumm!

I'd so drink that one.