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Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:52 am
by Laraqua
To vent, commiserate and congratulate. All references to the real world should be made here. All meaningless and meaningful chatter should be made here.

To begin ... my sister has adopted a stray cat (about four months old the kitty is) which has developed the habit for following her a few steps behind, running ahead, running back, but basically, staying within a few feet of her, even for somewhat long walks. She doesn't have a name yet but I helped persuade mum to let her keep the cat. How many cats will actually follow a person? I am so jealous, living in my first floor flat.

So yeah, there's my entirely personal comment.

Oh, and you don't have to be playing the game to post here. Chit-chat's open to everybody.

Also, in case you guys are wondering, you can swap the scores around as much as you feel like. You don't have to apply them in order.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:30 pm
by waferthinninja
I like the maps. What did you make them with?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:10 pm
by SuAside
1. take real maps
2. add numbers
3. add explanation
4. ?????
5. profit

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:48 pm
by Laraqua
I got the maps as basic schematics off the internet, put them in paint and then copied and pasted a few D20 Modern onto a different paint window. I then copied the floor tile pictures and the individual bed/cupboard/etc. pictures and put them into the rooms. So yeah, I pretty much created them through making a Frankenstein of other people's work! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 2:20 am
by Laraqua
There, I did y'all a teaser entry for one of the in-game threads. The game ain't beginning just yet. I just felt inspired and figured I'd put a post up. Give you an idea what it's all about.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:57 am
by OathinBlood
Very nice. It certainly piqued my interests. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:02 am
by Laraqua
So what are you guys got to do in the next week? I've got two essays I need to finish and I'll be spending the weekend with my folks. And I'm gonna be a naughty uni student and have a bit of a drink tonight with friends. What'll you lot be doing?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:32 am
by waferthinninja
My wife is away this weekend and taking the little one with her so I have a weekend of freedom ;)

I am going to see Spidey 3 on Friday, then I am going to the London SciFi film festival http://www.sci-fi-london.com/ to see Captain Eager and the anime all-nighter. Its going to be film-tastic.

I might try and fit a game of Arkham Horror in at some point too, I've been addicted to it recently.

James

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:42 am
by Laraqua
I need to get the expansions to that game. I've got Arkham Horror but I want the other ones, too. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 2:25 pm
by waferthinninja
The Dunwich Horror expansion is definitely worth it. It adds loads more of everything, Insanity and Injury cards, and contrary to what you might expect it can actually shorten the game since it really accelerates how fast the GOO appears. It generally makes the game harder, but IMO that is a good thing as the basic game is too easy on the whole, I certainly won more than I lost with the base set, with DH it is about 50-50. The Horror itself doesnt often appear, but its another thing for the investigators to worry about.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:08 am
by OathinBlood
Always wanted to play Arkham Horror, but I don't have a gaming group to play with - which is, incidentally, why I'm here. I have to make a model about Earthquakes and the Elastic Rebound Theory.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:32 am
by Mr. Handy
I've never played Arkham Horror, but I've heard of it and it sounds great. I'd love to be able to play it.

I like the teaser entries, and I'm looking forward to the start of the game.

During the week I'm working, but this week we've got a training course on CICS COBOL programming. It's a nice change, and we get out a little early. Plus I can go online during breaks. There's not enough time to post much, but it helps me keep up with the reading and frees up time in the evenings. The only problem is we also start early, so I get even less sleep than I normally do. I didn't update Zombie Apocalypse Tuesday since there's a PC in combat whose player hasn't posted, but I plan to do so Wednesday no matter what. One NPC in the same combat just got very badly wounded - by her own gun! Ah, the chaos...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:29 am
by Laraqua
You a programmer, eh, Mr. Handy? What sorts of programs you usually make?

Also, here folk: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp ... ain-topten . Real zombies. I wonder if this is scripted. I'd be surprised if folk would be allowed to do that.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:59 am
by Mr. Handy
Most of the programs I make at work deal with databases. I do some COBOL programming, but mainly I program in Visual Basic .NET (usually ASP.NET web applications that connect to SQL Server databases), and I've also made some Access databases. I'm a civilian computer programmer working for the police department. A lot of my programs are used for day-to-day management, but I've also made a few statistical and investigative tools.

I also like to make computer games, though I haven't had much time for that lately. The last two games I completed I made with Visual Basic 6 about 4 or 5 years ago. One is a Hunt the Wumpus clone with a graphical interface called Hunt the Terrorist, which I made mainly to get used to using VB. The other is a full-fledged game called Tomb of Doom. It's turn-based with 2D graphics I drew myself. It's set in the 1920's, and the protagonist is an archaeologist named Kate Carlisle who is trapped in an Egyptian tomb and must escape with her life. The tomb is randomly generated each game, so the room layout and placement of objects and enemies is different every time. It's not Call of Cthulhu, though, and there are no Mythos references, but it does have some of the same atmosphere.

Thanks for the link to the video - I've only watched about half of it so far, but I should be able to see the rest of it soon.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:35 am
by SuAside
Mr. Handy wrote: but mainly I program in Visual Basic .NET (usually ASP.NET web applications that connect to SQL Server databases), and I've also made some Access databases.

you poor poor soul...

oh well, at least COBOL will be all nice & logical for you. a nice change from your daily struggle in VB.NET & VBA.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:01 am
by Laraqua
Whoopsy, I forgot to ask two very important question. One requires an answer, the other would be interesting for you to answer.

Required Question: Your boundaries. What are they? You can feel free to private message me if you don't want it to be made public. Basically, most people have their boundaries where things go too far. Your character or others getting raped, animal or child mutilations or deaths, extreme sexism or racism, consensual sex, nudity, etc. Take a good moment to think about what, if anything, you couldn't stand reading about and tell me them. This isn't because this game will have bucket loads of it. I won't include such things for shock value or just because I can. I will only include that which adds to the feeling of the game, much as most good writers do and I will most likely not be very explicit with such subject matter. After all, subtlety is often scarier then being knocked over the head with something.

Optional Question: What bothers you when you read it in prose. Reading about a person having to crawl across glass, spiders, Sophie's choice type dilemmas, or my personal favourite, someone so desperate to escape they snap off their nails in their desparate bid to escape.

But yeah, this game is meant to be fun. If there are certain subject matters you can't stand to see broached, please contact me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:42 am
by OathinBlood
As for the first question, I really don't have any boundaries. I can understand that it's all fiction, and if used well, can make the fiction even better and more disturbing. If just thrown in for shock value, it's not so much offensive as it is stupid.

As for the second, personally, it really gets to me when the idea of complete and inescapable doom dawns on the protagonist. I wrote a short story once, where an icicle grew beside the on/off button for the heater which it was on. It turned it on, but it melted so much that when it wanted to turn it off, it was no longer long enough to reach the button, so it could only wait for it's inescapable death.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:49 am
by waferthinninja
No boundaries for me either.

Inevitable doom is what gives me the fear too. I actually had a dream a few days ago that highlights it well.

In my dream it was late at night. I was in my house when I heard some noise outside. I peeked out the window and saw a small group of teenagers larking about. I considered going out to clear them off, but was then shocked to see one of them throw a firebomb at a house opposite. Then there seemed to be hundreds of them, a huge gang totally destroying the neighbourhood, smashing everything and killing everyone. My wife and I took the baby up into the loft to hide.

We heard the gang enter the house and desperately tried to keep the baby quiet. We knew it was only a matter of time before they found us. I woke up before they got to us, but it was terrifying, I still clearly remember how desperate and doomed I felt - there was really no escape. It was terrible not knowing what would happen - would we be smoked out, burned alive, raped, beaten, knifed - but the inescapability, the loss of control was what made it terrifying.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:42 am
by waferthinninja
I am a programmer too btw. Database and scripting stuff at work. Games and stuff at home ;)

I am making a browser based MMORPG. Its still in "alpha" but you are welcome to take a look
http://waferthinninja.clawz.com/borderl ... rlands.php

James

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 12:22 pm
by SuAside
well, that makes 3 of us. my diploma says i'm a programmer at least (amongst other things), but it's not a job i'd take atm.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 12:31 pm
by Laraqua
Three guys with programming language in a roleplaying environment. Who'da thunk it? :shock: :shock:

I'm a counsellor to be. Well, a third year psychology student. And I'm a keeper running you lot through rat mazes... Coincidence? I think not.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:47 pm
by imme
I am not a programmer either, but I do write programs from time to time. :) I'm a grad student in astronomy and said programs are either for data analysis or for modeling some physical process.

I would really rather not see any sex, violence, or rock and roll in this game. Oh, and especially nothing scary (physically or psychologically).

Heehee. :wink:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:55 pm
by Laraqua
Everyone's a programmer but for me! :? I feel like I'm missing out. And wow, astronomy, I'd better do any research if I include any star-filled visions in this game. :lol:

I can't wait to kick off this game - kinda champing at the bit - this is the type of game I love to run. The sorta thing that just flows off the tongue for me though in my real life game I've had to try to be very restrained so that adventures like this don't over-take the campaign. As these themes are the campaign... It's gonna work out grand.

And don't worry, Imme. We'll put you in the fluffy bunny thread soon enough where you'll have to deal with the naughtiest girl in the school's on-again-off-again sense of compassion and the magical winged chair that flies you to faraway places. Don't worry, nothing bad will happen. Promise.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:00 pm
by paradys
that conversation about programming was the scariest thing i've read on this forum.

by the way i don't have too many parameters but can't imagine anyone writing an adventure where the characters get raped, not one you'd want to play anyway.

just in case leroy is stapling his underwear to his butt.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:37 pm
by Laraqua
True. In Silent Hill there always seemed to be the threat of rape - ah, Pyramid Head. But it never actually happened.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:21 am
by Mr. Handy
I don't really have any boundaries either - anything goes. Disturbing events, when they fit well with the story, can also provide great roleplaying opportunities.

The feeling of inescapable doom is really at the core of Call of Cthulhu. That doom is usually lurking off in the distance (unless it's an apocalyptic scenario), but it's always there. The investigators may be able to foil the plans of cultists and Mythos entities sometimes, but the victory is a temporary one. Humanity's fate is ultimately sealed. It might be delayed, but it cannot be avoided.

I watched the rest of that video; that was hysterical, but I think it probably is scripted.

Borderlands looks interesting, similar to Urban Dead but with a fantasy roleplaying setting. I'll probably try it out when I have a chance.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:44 am
by Laraqua
Anyone here's character got an ethnicity/nationality that isn't seven generations British or who doesn't have an English complexion?

A few people haven't addressed the boundaries question (it's okay if you don't feel the need to, I'm just putting in a reminder in case someone hasn't gone through all the other posts and doesn't know about it - it's more for your benefit then mine 8) ).

Also, four people haven't handed in their character sheets or at least haven't uploaded them onto the site yet and have only sent them as a PM. This isn't a scolding or even a reminder, you've plenty of time and I'm damn busy at this time so I'm not bothered, this is just for my own sake so I can count them down.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:46 am
by paradys
leroy is mixed race, half jamaican - half irish.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:19 am
by Zombiedla
I don't have any bounderies when it comes to fiction.

And when it comes to reading, things like that doesn't really bother me. Most stories and books I like contain a few of those elements.

By the way, that Real Zombies-video was terrific. I hope it wasn't scripted :D (If it was scripted he's a fantastic actor).

I would like to know if you people like movies, and if so what kind of movies. I myself love movies couldn't help brining up the subject :) Also, tell me of movies that made a big impact on you. Movies that made you think or really stirred up your emotions. If anyone's interested I got a list of "My movies" with votes on imdb here: http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=22880643

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:21 pm
by waferthinninja
Mr. Handy wrote: Borderlands looks interesting, similar to Urban Dead but with a fantasy roleplaying setting. I'll probably try it out when I have a chance.


Yes it was *ahem* influenced *ahem* by Urban Dead, though its slightly less "low-fi". I liked UD but it felt a bit pointless after a while, and it was too easy to die when logged off. In Borderlands, you at least defend yourself if attacked. The lofty aim is to create a world where the players can actually make a difference. Unlike a MMORPG like WoW, when you defeat a big bad guy, he will stay dead, not respawn for the next party to slay.

As I say it is still in Development has slowed recently as I have been so busy, but I am always adding stuff. At the moment only the northern half of the map is populated, so dont wander too far south else you'll be on your own!

I am going to work on the layout next - up until now it basically just splurges out everything willy nilly. The final layout will use collapsing panels so everything can fit on the screen and stop you needing to scroll all the time. I mocked it up here: http://www.waferthinninja.com/newblmain.html

Anyway let me know how you get on. Beware of the robber lizards!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:36 am
by Laraqua
Movies, huh?

I like tragedies: Grave of the Fireflies, Life is Beautiful.
Horror: Aliens, Terminator, Saw, Wolf Creek.
Action: Indiana Jones, Lethal Weapon.
Thoughtful Movies: Pleasantville, Jacob's Ladder, The Truman Show.
Comedies: Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead.

I believe those are my main favourites.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:19 am
by Mr. Handy
Sarah's very British, but some of the other characters have different origins. There's at least one American and one Canadian, I recall.

I enjoy movies too; I'll go into which ones once I've had some sleep and I have a little more time. I do like the ones Laraqua mentioned (at least the ones I've seen, which is all but a handful of them).

I created a character for Borderlands and started playing. I made a warrior and began by looking around the town and buying the best shield available. It cost all my gold, but now I've got good starting weapons and armor (I started with a longsword and chainmail). Is there any way to know which character classes can use which types of equipment? I figured that a warrior could use all weapons and armor, but I don't know who can use the various spellbooks. The buttons on the home page menu don't actually do anything yet, so there doesn't seem to be any source of information on the site about the game mechanics.

Afterwards I waited for my APs to recharge back up to 100 and then went exploring in the area around the town. I didn't find anything else of interest within several tiles, just plains and forests. Didn't encounter any monsters (wandering or otherwise), and the only players I saw were in town. The interface improvements you have planned look a lot better.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:46 am
by Laraqua
Good news everyone. The whole class got an extension on their Ethics essay - a whole week extra. This means we should begin Wednesday evening or Thursday. That's a whole day or so earlier then we originally were going to. Aren't y'all excited?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:32 am
by Laraqua
I should have used this as my map making program: http://au.pc.ign.com/objects/849/849517.html#news . Wouldn't you say?

Also, I think I should see if I can find this in Borders. Their policies allow folk to read the books they find so long as they don't leave the store. http://www.amazon.com/Code-Blue-Writers ... 0898799376 I think it might help. 8) After all, probably best for me not to wander into the Emergency wards so I can find out what they look like.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 8:50 am
by Laraqua
Whoops. Boy I'm impatient. :shock: I just couldn't help myself! I'd been working on my essay so long.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:37 am
by waferthinninja
Mr. Handy wrote: I created a character for Borderlands and started playing. I made a warrior and began by looking around the town and buying the best shield available. It cost all my gold, but now I've got good starting weapons and armor (I started with a longsword and chainmail). Is there any way to know which character classes can use which types of equipment? I figured that a warrior could use all weapons and armor, but I don't know who can use the various spellbooks. The buttons on the home page menu don't actually do anything yet, so there doesn't seem to be any source of information on the site about the game mechanics.

Afterwards I waited for my APs to recharge back up to 100 and then went exploring in the area around the town. I didn't find anything else of interest within several tiles, just plains and forests. Didn't encounter any monsters (wandering or otherwise), and the only players I saw were in town. The interface improvements you have planned look a lot better.


At the moment any class can use any weapon - the game actually started classless, with your initial choice just determining your starting skill, but as it developed I decided a class system was necessary to balance things. Once I fully implement it it will be pretty much what you expect - warriors will be able to use anything, mages limited to staffs and daggers and so on.

Monster density is one of the things I am toying around with. On the "horde" side the monster density is higher. Make an orc/goblin character and you should have an easier time finding monsters to fight.... or just head east over the mountains to get to horde territory.

It definitely needs documentation - so far my "testers" have been my friends and have seen it since its very early days, so I just explained each new feature as it was added. The mechanics of the game (e.g. exactly how combat results are calculated) are deliberately hidden - you will notice that apart from Action Points nothing is expressed in numbers. e.g. you don't know you have 3 HP left, you just know you are critically wounded. The idea is to make people concentrate on adventuring and worry less about their statistics.

I just need to find more time to work on it - its tough finding time with an 8 month old child around!

I guess we shouldnt hijack Laraqua's game forum to discuss it - but definitely PM me if you have more feedback, its good to get an impression from someone who is not in my real life circle of friends. I will try and set up a forum for it at some point - again it just comes down to finding the time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:40 am
by waferthinninja
Laraqua wrote: Good news everyone. The whole class got an extension on their Ethics essay - a whole week extra. This means we should begin Wednesday evening or Thursday. That's a whole day or so earlier then we originally were going to. Aren't y'all excited?


Yay! I am excited about this game. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:52 am
by Laraqua
Aww, shucks! :lol:

Ah well, that's my Net time finished. I'm gonna go do other stuff now. See y'all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:07 am
by paradys
raring to go

when can we start posting? should i meet carson in the toilets?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:25 pm
by Laraqua
Yeah, y'all might as well, though we won't be starting officially until Wednesday or Thursday. Until then I can't make any promise I'll do any responses. The last thing I need to do is lock myself into any new committments until Thursday!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:21 am
by Mr. Handy
I'm glad we're getting underway early! I'm excited too, and I can't wait to get started either - so I won't! :) First post coming up now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:50 am
by Laraqua
About 80% of Riverland (The name of an Australian district of towns) nurses smoke, or so it seems. A mixture of country town values and high stress probably does it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:54 pm
by Mr. Handy
I live a few blocks from a hospital, and I've often seen nurses standing outside and smoking. A lot of smokers start quite young too, and by the time they're older and wiser they're already hooked. I don't think peer pressure is as much of a factor any more, since a lot more people don't smoke than do nowadays, but some teenagers might start smoking as an act of rebellion.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:56 am
by Laraqua
Whoopsy! That's what happens when you use real maps. There's an emergency theatre on the first floor and on ground floor. We'll say the first floor is the original one that is normally used as just a normal surgery. The ground floor is the much larger and newer one. Sorry Paradys for doubting you!

Man, I really gots to make up that ground floor map. For all our sakes! 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:05 pm
by Mr. Handy
I got confused too - I had been looking at the first floor map thinking you were referring to that emergency room.

I have an idea for something we could do while we wait for the official start, which I've seen done in another play-by-post on a different board. We could each (if we want to) write flashback scenes for our characters describing incidents in their pasts, which would help us all get a better feel for our characters.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:11 am
by Laraqua
That sounds like a wonderful idea! Who wants to go first?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:38 am
by Mr. Handy
I can go first, since I have some time tonight. I was thinking of writing Sarah's final confrontation with Lyle. Should each flashback get its own thread? If so, should I just create a new topic and post it?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:53 am
by Laraqua
Unfortunately, I think that'd just add a lot of clutter. As it is, new threads will be closed and activated as people move around and change pairings and trios and solo runs. Let's just put it in Chit-Chat. It's not like we can't go back and have a look at it.

Besides, I've never had a thriving OOC thread before. Let's make this one it!

Flashback: Sarah Carpenter - Lethal Obsession

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:42 am
by Mr. Handy
Okay, I'll just post it here. It might be okay to just have a single thread for all of the flashback posts, but if you decide to do that they can always be moved there later.

Flashback: Sarah Carpenter - Lethal Obsession

A loud noise intruded on Sarah's dream, followed by a tinkling sound. She stirred, her brain still foggy and just starting to shift into gear. Her eyes fluttered open and began to adjust to the darkness of her bedroom. She turned her head to the side and saw the red digits on the clock on her bedstand: 2:21 AM.

As Sarah woke up, she started to process what was happening and became increasingly alarmed. That sounded like glass breaking! she thought, sitting up with a jolt and clutching her nightgown. Her pulse was racing, and she didn't need a sphygmometer to tell her that. Her first instinct was that Lyle Hamilton was responsible. Her ex-boyfriend's incessant phone calls and following her around everywhere were frightening enough, but breaking her window was a new low.

Then Sarah realized that it was even worse than she had feared when she heard the crunching sound, followed by footsteps...and they were getting closer. They're coming from inside my flat! she realized. She shoved the sheets aside and swung her legs over the side of the bed, but it was too late. Her bedroom door flew open, and a dark figure darted towards her and tackled her to the bed. A gloved hand clamped over her mouth, preventing her from crying out. She tried to shake her head, but he held it firmly against her pillow. Tears began to spill from the corners of her eyes. His face was obscured by a black ski mask, but she knew those eyes anywhere. Eyes that had at one time been so charming and bright, but now were full of rage. Lyle's eyes.

"Don't scream, Sarah," he hissed. "Don't make me hurt you." Sarah whimpered softly, meeting his gaze and pleading with her eyes. "I'm going to take my hand away now. Don't scream."

Lyle removed his hand from Sarah's mouth and she took a couple of deep breaths. "Please, Lyle," she begged, "you don't have to do this. If you leave now, I won't tell anyone, I promise."

"I know you too well, Sarah. I know when you're lying to me. I love you, but you betrayed me once and you'll do it again."

"You drove me away, Lyle. You have nobody to blame but yourself." As soon as the words were out of her mouth, Sarah knew it was the wrong thing to say, even before he grabbed her throat. But was there even a right thing she could say? "Please..stop...I loved you before."

Lyle released her throat. "And you will again."

"No. I'm sorry, Lyle, but it's over."

"I say when it's over," he growled through gritted teeth. Then he calmed down and stroked her cheek with a gloved hand. "God, I've missed you, Sarah."

"No..." Sarah tried to push him off of her, but he was too strong and his weight kept her pressed into the bed. She realized now that there was no chance she could talk her way out of this. She thought he probably didn't intend to kill her, but if she resisted he might do it anyway. Still, she couldn't bear to submit to him, even if it increased her chances of survival. She did the only thing she could: she fought back.

The self-defense training Sarah had started taking since Lyle had begun stalking her came back to her automatically. She curled her right hand into a fist, pulled her arm back, and socked Lyle in the jaw. He backhanded her across the face, stunning her. She could taste blood on her tongue - her blood. Lyle seized her wrists, pinned them down, and forcibly kissed her on the lips. Sarah squirmed, flailing with her legs, but to no avail. Lyle's grip was powerful and unrelenting.

Exhausted, Sarah finally ceased struggling. Lyle let go of her wrists and rose up on his knees, and then began to unbuckle his belt. Panic threatened to overwhelm her. Oh, God, she thought, he's going to rape me! Paralyzed, she could only watch as he started pulling down his pants.

Then Sarah found an inner reserve of strength and courage she hadn't known she possessed before. No he's not! she thought, filled with determination. With every ounce of might she had, she drove her leg up into Lyle's crotch. He fell over, groaning in agony. Sarah rolled out of bed, landing on her hands and knees, and sprinted for the door. He lunged for her, trying to grab her waist, but she wriggled free. She could hear Lyle chasing her as she ran through the living room to the front door. She hurried to undo the chain lock and the dead bolt that had been meant to keep her safe but now were keeping her trapped in her own home with a madman. She managed to get the chain off before Lyle slammed her against the door from behind.

Sarah fought back again, jabbing Lyle in the kidney with her elbow and breaking out of his grasp. Acting purely on her instincts, she ran into the kitchen. Lyle was pursuing her close enough that she could smell his breath. Sarah raced over to a drawer, threw it open, and grabbed her steak knife with both hands. She whirled around just as Lyle caught up with her. He tried to grasp her arm, but her lightning reflexes were too fast. She slid the blade between his ribs, right into his heart. Lyle stepped backwards, gasping and gurgling. Blood burbled up his throat and out his mouth, and he collapsed on her kitchen floor, his muscles twitching. Sarah stood there in shock, the bloody knife slipping through her fingers and clattering when it hit the floor. She stared at her hands for a second, which were splattered with blood. Lyle's blood.

Sarah's medical training took over, and she grabbed a wad of napkins, kneeling over Lyle and applying pressure to the wound. She wasn't sure why she was doing it. Maybe it was because she had once had feelings for him, maybe it was because she couldn't stand the thought of having killed a man, or maybe it was simply in her nature. In any case, her efforts were futile. Lyle breathed his last, and all Sarah managed to do was to get herself bloodier. Numb from what had just happened, she stumbled to the phone and picked it up, smearing the receiver red in the process. She called the police and told them her name and address. "A man just broke into my flat," she said. "I...I killed him. His name was Lyle Hamilton." She leaned against the wall for support, then slid down it until she was sitting. Her eyes caught sight of the kitchen clock, which read 2:25 AM. Four minutes. Two hundred forty seconds. It had felt like forever. It's over, was all she could think, staring at the scene before her. It's finally over.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:47 am
by Laraqua
Bravo! Bravo! Good scene. Definitely gives a sense of your character.

(Yeah, I know, I know, I should get off the Chit-chat and go do some homework but this is an excellent procrastination tool and I've no access to MSN which does the same job :lol: )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:11 am
by Mr. Handy
Thanks, Laraqua! I should really get some sleep soon, so I'll log off now and let you get back to work. Besides, the sooner you finish, the sooner we can get fully underway. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:37 am
by paradys
kudos to mr. handy, it would take me bout two weeks to write something like that! he even gave it a title!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:27 pm
by imme
Wonderful job, Mr. Handy. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:23 pm
by Zombiedla
Hi, I was just wondering what the name of the hospital is. Is it Ward 15?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:36 am
by Laraqua
I believe I decided to call it Mercy Cross Hospital. Tell me if you can think of a better name.

Ward 15 is just the number of one of the wards that one of the players are in.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:48 am
by Mr. Handy
Thanks for the compliments, paradys and imme!

I had been wondering what the hospital was called too. Mercy Cross sounds good to me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:26 am
by Laraqua
It'll be a few days before I get back to your thread, MrHandy. I need to do a bit more research first and I don't have the time or energy. Currently, the other people's threads are simpler to conceptualise.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 10:13 am
by Laraqua
Hey Zombiedla, I'd prefer it if you weren't currently being taken care of and were instead in an ambulance on your way to hospital. Just to give people a different version of what's happening...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:23 pm
by Zombiedla
That's fine with me :) I'll just change the character sheet a bit

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:50 pm
by Laraqua
Zombiedla, you and Coffee Demon's intro is a bit too complicated at the moment for me. I'll probably have you both introduced on Friday, along with Mr Handy's next post, when I have a bit more time and space to breathe and have a bit of a think about things.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:28 pm
by Laraqua
112, SuAside? I'm Australian, not British. You need to explain these things to me. :lol: I can't be bothered looking everything up!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:39 pm
by SuAside
112 is the european emergency number (in the UK it equals the 999 number). it was decided in the European Union to use the same emergency number everywhere. usually it drops you into the nationwide dispatch for police, firefighters and medical services.

112 also works in Australia btw, but appearantly only on mobiles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_ ... er#Oceania

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:05 pm
by Zombiedla
That'll be perfect, L. I'm pretty buisy myself right now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:10 am
by Laraqua
No posts today, I'm afraid. I'm gonna be a bit rushed off my feet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:37 am
by Mr. Handy
I'm fine with waiting until Friday too, as I have little time during the week anyway.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:41 pm
by Laraqua
Jason takes out his pocketknife, clicks out the screwdriver and tries lightly unscrew one of the vent screws, just to see if it was possible.


What do I roll for that? Luck? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 3:33 pm
by Laraqua
http://www.kittensofdarkness.net/gallery/index.htm

Not strictly Cthulhu - at all - but definitely some cuteness and role-playing humour. I'm sure you'll forgive!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:23 pm
by SuAside
caturday and Vampire: The Masquerade rolled into one? you are weird ^^

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:38 am
by Laraqua
Okay, everyone, run out and borrow a movie called Fragile. It's a horror/ghost story set in a children's hospital in London and well worth the watch.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:21 pm
by Laraqua
For those who's interested, it's Monday, 4:35, so your characters could decide to watch Ready, Steady, Cook on BBC2. No, seriously, it may be important. :lol: Anyway, yeah, day and time. No, the television channel thing is not a clue. Not for most of ya's anyway. 8) Or is it? Is that cooking program the secret behind the whole campaign?

You decide.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:35 pm
by jtull_84
Hey guys, this is some backstory for Bernie here. This is leading up to his deployment to Europe and his first encounter with his wife, Matha. This also establishes some shame, which can fun for my keeper to play with. I'll post more of it at a later time.
Bernard Cromwell
Fayetteville, North Carolina 1968
Bernard chalks the end of his cue, contemplating his next shot. The smole filled bar seethes with the primal essence one usually finds in the less than reputable strip joints outside large military installations. The clientele is a mix of off-duty 82nd Airborne soldiers and a few residents of "North Cackalacki" swilling overpriced booze and oogling strippers who most likely had boyfirends in 'Nam. Bernard takes a long drag on his cigarrette and readies his shot.

As he strikes the cue ball, he is jostled from behind. His shot goes wild and hits the 8 ball. He stares in horror as it sinks into the side pocket, costing him the game. Not to mention the 50 bucks he laid down on it.

Angry, he spins around and grabs the man he ruined his shot. He brings the man close and takes a good look at him. The guy is about 23, unshaven, reeking of a hard days work. His eyes widen as Bernard shakes him.

"What the FUCK punk! Watch where you're going you little shit! You just lost me $50!" At the last word, Bernard balls his fist and draws his arm back.

Before he can do anything else, he feels a sharp pain on the side of his head and the world tilts. He thinks he hear something like "Take that shit outside!" A few seconds (minutes? days?) later he pushes himeslf off of the damp ground. The first thing he notices s the sound of wood slapping against a beefy palm.
To be continued...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 12:28 am
by Mr. Handy
Well, what do you know? TV really does rot your brain! ;)

Good start to Bernard's story, jtull_84. Looking forward to the next part.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:54 am
by Laraqua
You guys figured everything out yet? :lol:

If you guessed Virtual Reality, you'd be right.

No better plot device.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 8:27 pm
by jtull_84
I'm gonna have to hold off before I even try to guess what the hell is going on. Pretty good story so far.

Bernard's Story Part 2

As Bernard picks himself up from the ground outside the titty bar, he takes stock of his situation. A quick look around tells him that he is outnumbered 5 to 1, with one man holding a baseball bat and one man with what looks like knuckle dusters. He is outside the loading dock of the strip joint and he has no weapons.

"You done fucked up now Pork. You don't think we recognized you? We see you damn near every day pulling gate guard. I saw you just got your 6 too, that's real nice. I'm guessing you aren't stayin round here long. Where's your next duty station at?"

Bernard didn't see any harm in talking, he figured it might postpone the ass beating, maybe even give him time to recover, maybe get away. "RAF Menwith Hill, the UK. Got a new post, had an opening so I off I go."

"Heh, shoulda guessed. Some fucks got all the luck. Tell you what son, I'm not even gonna kick your ass tonight. You don't deserve it. You're just a dumb fuck who aint seen the shit, didn't recognize John there is a vet. You just remember to respect your betters, and hope I don't see you again, might change my mind."

One week later Bernard is on a plane crossing the pond and feeling like shit. He doesn't feel like he deserves to wear the uniform, but by God he'll do all he can to earn it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:32 am
by Laraqua
GOod to see the second installment! :D This seems to be a fun enough game. Wonder if anyone else will throw themselves into the fray?

Oh yeah, bad news everyone. My modem's dead. I can access the Nets at uni and should get a new modem come Friday but no promises. This forum will slow down a bit, unfortunately.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:52 pm
by SuAside
no prob, i'll be pretty busy this week anyway.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:03 am
by jtull_84
No worries about the modem or lack of. Glad ya liked the story. I can think of several I'd like to hear. Some stories about Carson's addiction and Jason's cancer would be good.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:53 am
by Mr. Handy
Good job on the second part of Bernard's flashback, jtull_84. I'd also be interested to see flashback scenes for the other characters.

I don't mind the slower pace either. I'm usually busy during the week anyway.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:13 am
by Laraqua
We have considerably more flexibility here and so I thought we should bring about a tenday rule. Where there are two or more players and one player has not been able to post in the past ten days, and where the length of time they can't post is unknown (coz if they can't post for a fortnight but can post thereafter, the tenday rule isn't as appropriate), then I will endeavor to split the party. In this type of game, doing so is much more simple and will hopefully be interesting in and of itself.

Now this doesn't mean that I will only be splitting parties following a tenday rule. I just think that might be a decent length of time before doing so. It frees up the obviously busy person from yet one more obligation while allowing them to return with ease, meaning that if you do need time, you don't have to feel obliged to keep posting, and frees up the possibly impatient person from feeling, well, impatient.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:20 pm
by Zombiedla
Speaking of not posting in a while - I'm sorry to say I'm a little lost here. Laraqua, could you please explain where my character is now (I must be the first person to lose track of my own character :lol: ). I'm sorry if I missed something

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:58 pm
by jtull_84
I can dig the tenday rule.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:14 pm
by imme
I'm travelling. My posting will be slower for sure (but hopefully not a gap of 10 days :) )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:54 pm
by Mr. Handy
The ten day rule makes sense. In Zombie Apocalypse some players post very quickly and others take more time, which slows the game down even when I can post more often. The ten day rule couldn't really be used there since we don't have separate threads. We may eventually if groups of survivors split off on a long term basis, but even then with multiple characters per player it's likely that players would have characters in multiple threads. What we do instead is that if someone doesn't post for about a week, their characters just stand around doing nothing unless they've given me prior instructions to act upon.

Zombiedla, I believe Roger Woodward is one of the two patients in the back of the ambulance in the Accident and Emergency thread. I just edited my last post there, by the way.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:07 pm
by Laraqua
Mr. Handy is right, of course.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 3:15 am
by Laraqua
This has been a rough week of minor mishaps.

First on Sunday night, when I decided to give my Ethics Essay due the following day the work-over it deserves, finding loads of new references along the way, me and my flat mate decided to hook the LAN up between the two computers so we'd both have internet access. Cue the modem dying so nobody would have it. After a long period of time trying to work things out, we had to make a half hour walk to a friend's in the middle of the night - with his permission - to share his Internet access. I ended up feeling sick and just going to bed.

On Monday, I worked hard on my essay. I think something happened that day too but I've forgotten.

On Tuesday, I ended up going around to the cinemas and we decided to watch two movies that night instead of one. Cue a race to the bus stop, and the last bus home driving off with me five feet away... Had to pay for a taxi with my very nonexistent income.

On Wednesday, I went to uni to find out the address of the place my class excursion was going to that day. I got there shortly before twelve, believing the excursion started at 2... It started at 11:30pm.

On Friday, we got the new modem. Unfortunately, the LAN doesn't work so I can't access the Internet from my computer. On the plus side, I'll be able to do loads of revision work! Ah well.

*sigh*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 7:41 am
by paradys
ah! those were the days.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 3:01 pm
by Laraqua
What is love?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj1nJzQP ... ed&search=

God, I love youtube.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:50 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: What is love?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj1nJzQP ... ed&search=

God, I love youtube.

lol, synching that must've been a nightmare...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:41 pm
by waferthinninja
I've been busy too - work has been stressful as a couple of people have left recently so we are 3 people doing the work of 5, and my 8 month old son has been a real handful too so I just havent had too much time in the evenings either.

Everyone has lives. Post fast, post slow, its all good.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:04 am
by OathinBlood
Sorry for my absence, a lot of real-life drama going on right now not to mention two sets of exams. I'll try to post on weekends but don't count on it during the week.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:14 pm
by paradys
totally understand. I'll keep my posts down to one or two a week so leroy and carson can stick together.
in the meantime shall we assume we're both heading down to a&e?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:24 pm
by Laraqua
Okay then, since Paradys is accepting, and Oathinblood has good reason, I'll make an exception to the rule. You got time to do your exam revision without losing your budy!

Also, here's my gift to you guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6jy_Qf ... ed&search=

We need more of that (refers to link) in our adventures here on callofcthulhu. Let's see what we can do about that, hmm? Starting in everyone else's games, of course! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:25 pm
by jtull_84
Excellent, a 70-something man and a pregnant deaf middle age woman. I see this lasting long... :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:37 pm
by jtull_84
Aaaaaand.... she's French too. Great!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:59 am
by Laraqua
Man, I've gotta get those other maps done!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:28 pm
by jtull_84
Hey guys. Thought I should let all know that RL is calling. Have NTC, wargames in a desert environment with tanks, until the ninth of July. This starts Friday. After that I'm looking at a deployment lasting a long time starting in the fall. Will post more when it becomes available.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:51 pm
by Laraqua
That's cool. We'll just cool down your thread so it matches when you can post. As no one else is affected, that should be fine.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:59 am
by Laraqua
Also, letter to the wary: I'll roll Sanity for anyone lost in the dark. Maximum loss at any one time is 1. Those who lose 5 sanity from this will suffer a temporary insanity, most likely increased startle reflex and a tendency to flee anything that moves.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:41 pm
by Laraqua
Well, that's one more map done. Fifth floor.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:16 pm
by waferthinninja
Sorry I've not posted - I have been unexpectedly without internet access. Its all sorted now. Better go read those threads, make sure I haven't been dissolved by the cloud...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:47 am
by Laraqua
Sorry some of the maps are labelled in a confusing way. It was late last night and I wanted to sleep.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:44 am
by Laraqua
So, how's the game going so far? Any advice, any desires, too slow, too fast, too hard to come up with what to do? Feedback time, peoples, tell me where I'm going wrong for you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:42 am
by Mr. Handy
It's going great so far. The pace is about right, and so is the difficulty level.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:30 pm
by paradys
the pace seems to be picking up nicely. if anything i feel like i'm making too many posts and hogging all the action, hope oathinblood doesn't mind..

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:42 am
by Laraqua
I won't be posting on Saturday or probably Sunday as well. Maybe even Monday. While I'm away, though, feel free to roleplay between yourselves. You have a stay of execution, nothing bad will happen to your characters while they talk in those days so don't worry about waiting for me. You may make assumptions about what is in the rooms with you as I've already detailed them somewhat but if you venture into rooms I have yet to fully describe since the darkness came, you'll need to halt for me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:16 am
by Laraqua
The holidays have come and I'm looking to make up a list of fun things that can be done so I figured I might as well share and see what you guys do as well. So whattaya all do for fun?

I've got an engagement party this weekend to attend, a 21st and a 22nd birthday party. I do like going down to the Central Markets and the Adelaide equivalent of Chinatown (half a street of Asian shops). I also like checking out vintage and antique shops ever so often though I prefer to buy from charity shops because not only is it cheaper but it's more fun rescuing some antique clothing from there than anywhere else and I get to feel like I'm helping the world with my meagre finances.

I've got to admit that at parties I tend to drink what we call, goon wine, from a goon sack. Basically, a 5-litre white wine that is contained in a silver-coloured alfoil-like sack which has a flick-to-open lid that squirts out wine. Hard to explain, really, but a great and cheap invention for drunken delights.

I've also signed up at Fitness First - a gym that's a total of about fifty meters from my front door.

I also like to bake. I leave most of the cooking to my defacto. I'm all about the cakes and pastries, pasties and pies, muffins and biscuits, though I don't do it nearly as much as I'd like.

Other than that, reading psychology books, playing videogames and tabletop roleplaying games is basically what I do.

How about the rest of you?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:39 am
by Mr. Handy
I haven't been able to play tabletop RPGs for years other than at conventions since I can't find other gamers within walking distance outside of a college environment (let alone enough time), but play-by-post has really helped fill that void. Zombie Apocalypse is a lot of fun, and now the body count is finally starting to rise after a long time with no fatalities. One character is bleeding to death and beyond help, another is badly wounded after being bitten twice, and a third is in imminent danger. Others are in danger too, but a little less imminent. ;)

I also enjoy video games, on those rare occasions when I have time to play. I've been playing Indigo Prophecy, which is great so far and has a very Mythosy feel. I got about 2/5 of the way through when the screen went black after a cutscene. I tried several times, but there is no way to bypass this and it is chokepoint that cuts off the rest of the game. I think there must be something wrong with the disc and I'm going to exchange my copy for a new one in the hopes that it will work and I can continue the game, but the store still hasn't gotten it in yet. In the meantime, I've started playing Clock Tower 3, which is a fun survival horror game. Both games have something resembling a Sanity mechanic, though it fluctuates up and down a lot more than in CoC (where it can go down quickly, but up much less so).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:59 am
by Laraqua
Mr. Handy and Zombiedla, feel free to break the 'spell' so to speak. You can post soon as you're available even if Wrl101 hasn't had a chance to respond to the slow-down yet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:36 am
by Wrl101
Well, the big thing for me at the moment is university. I'm in the gray zone between the end of highschool and the start of university with no job since no one is going to hire someone who'll be heading off in a few months. Gonna be studying Zoology up at Aberdeen University and, until then, trying to focus on improving my life, writing and art a bit.

I used to be involved in the odd bit of table-top stuff with some local friends. Problem is the one who pushed for being GM was a terrible miser and manipulative; I ended up constantly loaning him my books which he put more to use running RPGs that didn't really involve me at all and I'm too anxious to act as a dungeon master or keeper offline.

So, mostly, I play videogames, read books, jot down dreams and random ideas I have for anything and everything, try a hand at writing ocassionally. Its funny; I designed a fantasy world, its nations, its species, its heroes and legends and I'll be damned if I can think of an actual story to go with it.
Indigo Prophesy (or Fahrenheit - which is ironic, since it seemed to me that all the temperatures in the game were in celsius) is a damn fine game. Best of luck to Mr Handy getting it fixed!
Big fan of the old survival horror myself; got a few Resident Evils, Eternal Darkness (if it counts) and Silent Hill 2 under my belt. It took me a lot of convincing to try Silent Hill 2 because, despite loving horror, I had spent ages walking through the fog on my first play through and had been killed by the very first enemy of the game. By the gods am I glad I gave it a second chance though. One of the games that I was sad to see end.

When it comes to books, I'm pretty single-minded. I don't know why, but I'm thoroughly facinated by horror. Problem is, I'm torn between four books at the moment; I don't know whether to start Strangers by Dean Koontz, Books of Blood Omnibus 2 by Clive Barker, a collection of short stories by Richard Matheson and the fifth part of the Dark Tower series. Any suggestion?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:58 am
by SuAside
i liked the Dark Tower a lot when i was a kid (those that were released back then anyway). they do grow weaker towards the end. nr 5 is still good though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:57 am
by Laraqua
Wrl101 DON'T READ ... YET


Okay, Zombiedla, Handyman, it seems Geoff is quite nervous. Basically, you don't see him darting his head around, but you do see whatever overt moves he reports making. If he takes his hands off the door and it falls open, the fact he dropped the torch. Other than that, he seems to be deep in thought. We'll assume you were all trying to be quiet ... as you can't hear the unconscious man's whispering ... and that you therefore thought Geoff was doing the same. As you've been trying to be quiet for awhile, explicitly, I assume that's not against your character's desires. Soon as you post, the spell is broken and he will see you just as you are so be sure not to have your character react to any of the surreal things that's been happening.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:07 pm
by Laraqua
SuAside and Imme, more blankets can be gotten from the Male Bay Ward. Also, there are a few radiators you two have seen in the Nurse's Stations that could be unplugged and brought here. The power point seems okay. Also, in that ward, there is also a nurse's desk. Never thought to mention it as I figured the map said it all but a brown rectangle is a brown rectangle and you might not have noticed it. Not that there is anything necessarily in it, but just for future reference for anyone entering a bay ward - yes, there is a desk there.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:12 am
by Mr. Handy
I have the U.S. version of Indigo Prophecy, and the temperatures are given in Fahrenheit. It's a good thing I had time to play it when I did and got far enough to encounter the problem, because there's a 30-day limit on exchanges. On the opposite end of the temperature extreme, I had had an idea before I started playing it for a CoC adventure called "The Devil's Right Hand" set in modern Phoenix in the summer, involving a series of murders where the recently arrested suspect claims he wasn't in control of his body at the time and that he wasn't even present for some of the murders.

I've got Silent Hill 2, 3, and 4 on my PC, though my video card doesn't work with 3 and 4 because it lacks hardware pixel and texture shading. I found a workaround that got 3 to work, an emulator called 3d-analyze, but I haven't been able to get it to work with 4. I've also got Resident Evil 2 and 3 on my PC, as well as PS2 versions of Code Veronica X, 4, and Outbreak 1 and 2. I haven't had time to play those last four yet, though.

I also like reading, though it's been next to impossible for the last few years due to prolonged sleep deprivation. I vaguely remember reading Dark Tower years ago, but I think I only read the first one or two. I like to write too, especially interactive fiction. In addition to online roleplaying, I've also started writing some interactive Stargate SG-1 fanfiction, where the readers get to vote on what the SG-1 characters do after each scene I post. I've completed the first one, Missing In Action, and the next one, which is called 1942, is in progress.

I also enjoy making games, though I haven't had time to do that for a while. I've made a few card and board games, as well as some computer games.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:41 am
by Laraqua
I'm going to award skill points on a success by success basis. Amend your character sheets with the original stat in black and the developed stat in a different colour of your choice. You don't need to tell me how you will spend it, I'll just check your character sheets to find out if you spent it appropriately. It doesn't need to be strictly spent on the skill used for the success, unless I say otherwise, so long as its spent on an area recently used by the character. You will continue to earn skill ranks as we play. 1 point = 1 percentile. I'll go back over the threads and back-pay you in skill ranks.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:44 pm
by SuAside
when the keeper starts posting Silent Hill soundtracks, you know you're pretty much fucked! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:45 pm
by Laraqua
*claps gleefully*

Well done! Silent Hill One no less. Oh wait, did it mention it in its title?

You just wait till I get to the Aphex Twin!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:55 pm
by Laraqua
ATTENTION EVERYBODY

For one skill point apiece, in 25 words or less, what is your character's greatest weakness/fear and your character's greatest hope? By fear, I don't mean arachnophobia, I mean, what would devastate and tear them apart and by hope, I mean, what would keep them together?

The weakness/fear may be cowardice. Someone who can't stand fronting up to danger but can't stand the fact they're running away and leaving others to hurt. Or helplessness, where a person can't stand the fact another/they are getting hurt but they can't prevent/intervene. Or it might be betrayal, the fear that if anyone gets close enough, they're going to be terribly hurt. Or a fear of their own ability to hurt others - their own violence.

The hope/dream may be becoming a part of a family that truly cares, of being a hero and having others look up to them for guidance, to be loved and needed, or it might be curiosity or the thrill of the hunt.

If you give me your answer in 10-25 words - you may go slightly over or under, I will give you a free skill point, one for the greatest weakness/fear and one for the greatest hope.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:56 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: Oh wait, did it mention it in its title?

it says Akira Yamaoka - Foreordained Awakening, but for anyone with a mild interest in the subject it should be clear it is Silent Hill. ;)

but got to admit i have all the Silent Hill soundtracks on my pc. :oops:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:57 pm
by Laraqua
Touche. And well done. Akira Yamaoka is amazing. I encourage all to buy the soundtracks.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:04 pm
by waferthinninja
Daniel's greatest fear: to lose his daughter physically or emotionally
Daniel's greatest hope: to find a happy balance between his love of money and his love of his family, so one does not destroy the other.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:40 am
by TheKingInYellow
Aidan's greatest fear is that his live isn't going to get any better and he's going to spend the next forty years depressed and too unhappy to enjoy life but too guilty to move on and find something that makes him happy.

Similarly, his greatest hope is that he'll be able to break the pattern and move on to find something in life (be it career, family, etc.) that he can enjoy and feel good about.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:46 am
by Mr. Handy
Sarah's greatest fear is the death or loss of her father.
Sarah's greatest hope is to find true love, like the love her parents had for each other.

I've never played Silent Hill 1 before, and as far as I know there's no PC version. Now that I've got a PS3, though, I could play it if I could somehow find a PS version.

The replacement copy of Indigo Prophecy finally came in today, but I haven't yet had a chance to try it and see if it works. The 30 day limit turned out to be for unopened copies (just how are you supposed to know if an unopened game works or not?), but they let me exchange it anyway.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:46 am
by TheKingInYellow
I don't think SH1 ever did make it to PC, but if you can track down a PS copy it's well worth the effort; the scares have held up well despite being two systems ago.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:24 am
by Laraqua
Yeah, you might need to eBay it. This is what happens when a game becomes more popular as the series progresses. If Silent Hill 2 sold more units they would have made more units and so there are likely many Silent Hill fans who want to see the original. I got lucky and bought mine from a video store. You could try to do the same.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:29 am
by Mr. Handy
I tried my new copy of Indigo Prophecy and the same problem happened. I did some searching online and found out that someone else had the same exact thing happen. Both of us are playing it on a PS3, and I suspect that's why - the game probably works fine on a PS2, but I don't have one. Unfortunately, nobody replied to this person with a solution and I couldn't find one anywhere else. It's an excellent game and I'd love to play the rest of it, but I can't get past this bottleneck in the story and on to the next chapter (the game freezes right after the vision of the murder in the laundromat and the girl).

I've seen PS1 games in fye, but nothing I was looking for. I'd also like to play Resident Evil 1, which I've heard was great, but a PS1 version would be hard to find and the remake was only available for Gamecube.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:11 am
by TheKingInYellow
The RE remakes strays from the original, but I would recommend it even if it means only borrowing a Gamecube for the weekend. It was a pretty intense experience, very scary and a thousand times better than RE: Zero that came out at the same time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:38 pm
by Wrl101
Geoff's greatest fear/weakness:
Losing himself: his place, his meaning, his identity.

(He always had someone to use as an anchor, to know definitively where he is supposed to be, what he is supposed to do, who he is. Earlier in his life, he viewed his uncle as this anchor, even after he died. Then it became his colleagues. Having lost all this, Geoff is trying to save the others in the ambulance and to save himself, to grant him a purpose for being. All the same, he is still starting to crack up.)

Greatest hope/dream:
To achieve some kind of recognition. To do something great or, at least, right that would have made his uncle and his friends proud of him.


Also, on the note of RE:Zero, why did they drop some of the things that made REmake fresh? Like the defense items, for instance?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:29 pm
by TheKingInYellow
Also, on the note of RE:Zero, why did they drop some of the things that made REmake fresh? Like the defense items, for instance?


Or fun, for that matter?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:32 am
by imme
Jill's greatest fear is being abandoned by her husband. Her greatest hope is that he will stop beating her, will decide that he actually does want children, and they can be a happy family.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:31 pm
by Zombiedla
Roger's greatest fear is being left alone and not having anyone to turn too. His greatest hope or dream is to have the perfect lover and family so that he always have some one.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:18 am
by DSIGFUSS
No idea what this is for, but Ronald's greatest fear is failure. His scariest nightmare is being ripped apart by children after a bad show. He's also a little aftraid of his puppet Micky the Mouth. Ronald makes sure he locks him up in his case and buries it deep in his closet before he goes to bed every night

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Micky the Mouth

Something that always lifts Ronald's spirit is a child's smile. That and Oreos.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:47 am
by Laraqua
You get a skill percentile for each, to be spent on anything your character has recently done in the last few hours.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:22 am
by imme
DSIGFUSS wrote: No idea what this is for, but Ronald's greatest fear is failure. His scariest nightmare is being ripped apart by children after a bad show. He's also a little aftraid of his puppet Micky the Mouth. Ronald makes sure he locks him up in his case and buries it deep in his closet before he goes to bed every night

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Micky the Mouth


:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:38 pm
by trixie
Greatest fear...hmmmm

I think Brianna's greatest fears have already come true....two dead parents and abandonment by age 9. However being trapped in that burning car again could be the next one on the list. I'm going to say she's claustrophobic, because of the car accident and being unable to get out when the car burst into flames. She would've been trapped for several minutes, considering how badly burnt she is.

Of course, I've mentioned already her extreme self consciousness considering her appearance, so being shunned because of her looks would be third.

Are we adding what lifts our spirit too??? Um....Brianna is a sunny little spirit that is always grinning....but in true kid spirit, what cheers her up is songs, stories, and of course ice cream. And what's better than oreos....with a big glass of milk.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:30 am
by Laraqua
Woo! Crazy-sauce! Threats of violence but no violence yet. Wonder who gets the first taste of blood, hmm? Let the votes come in! Which thread will get violence first?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:36 pm
by SuAside
I dunno, a kid torn to shreds and plastered over the floor and wall kinda already implies violence to me. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:22 pm
by Laraqua
I meant with the PCs, silly! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:16 pm
by AdversusVeritas
Hey,

Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Jason and I'm a library worker (government documents) in Texas. Other than that, I'm also a habitual gamer, a B-movie nut, a Godzilla fanboy, a Sunday school teacher, a brewer, and I just got engaged two months ago with my girlfriend of three years.

As far as the game goes, it really wouldn't be a fun game unless a few things got under my skin. Nothing is going to bother me so badly that I wouldn't want to play anymore, except possibly rape. For the most part though, nothing is off-limits for me.

Oh, just as a side note, has anybody else here seen the movie Session 9?

And, being a CoC game and all, I guess I should end with a dark confession: I actually like the Silent Hill movie.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:34 pm
by SuAside
AdversusVeritas wrote: Hey,
Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Jason and I'm a library worker (government documents) in Texas.

Hi there.
AdversusVeritas wrote: a Sunday school teacher

the religious kind?

what kind of faith are you brainwashing into kids? oops, scratch that...

what kind of faith do you teach children?
AdversusVeritas wrote: a brewer

oh really? what kind of stuff do you brew?
choose your answer wisely. i'm belgian, we're quite serious about this kind of thing... a wrong answer and you'll be on my bad side forever!
AdversusVeritas wrote: and I just got engaged two months ago with my girlfriend of three years.

congrats!
AdversusVeritas wrote: Oh, just as a side note, has anybody else here seen the movie Session 9?

nope
AdversusVeritas wrote: And, being a CoC game and all, I guess I should end with a dark confession: I actually like the Silent Hill movie.

most of us do. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:12 pm
by AdversusVeritas
Well, I teach Sunday school at a Unitarian fellowship. There isn't really a lot in the way of doctrine or dogma, so I guess some people would consider it religious and others would not. I usually just stay away from the semantics and let people call it what they want. Beyond a few basics, we don't really tell the kids what they should believe. In fact, one of the basics that we do teach is that it is up to the kids to find out those sorts of things for themselves.

As far as the brewing goes, I'm a hops head, so my favorite will always be a good IPA. Other than that, I prefer ales to lagers, the darker the better. Right now I have a batch of pale ale brewing.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:30 am
by DSIGFUSS
I finally figured out this thread. I was a bit confused when you said add skill points fopr each. Great idea Laraqua! Audience participation.....

I added what lifts Ronald up to my previous post. Smiles, kids and oreos.

The same things scare him as what I posted before. Failure, kids and Micky.

As for the beer. I'm a Canadian man myself. I am......

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:12 am
by Piano man
Louie's worst fear is a loneliness and rejection. He's constantly cleaning which is why he makes a great janitor. He's anal rententive. He likes sunsets, long walks, and poety.....sorry wrong thread. He gets satisfaction from making the hospital a cleaner place so that people get better. He's very meek and scares easily. I don't really have any boundries except I have to agree with the whole sexual violence thing. This is supposed to be fun and that's just creepy.


I also like Canadian beer........got to go my igloo needs some repair.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:17 am
by trixie
Holy for holies these two are nuts :lol: Canadian beer....I'm a vintner myself...never tried making beer though.

Welcome to Adversus...amen on the sunday school brother!

Laraqua I have to admit the whole skill point comment flew right over my head....was just following suit because I saw other people doing it. I edited my last post to say what brightens Brianna's day. Definately ice cream....

I spent some time reading the earlier bits of the chit chat thread today and realized you asked for boundaries as well. (Way back when before I started) It takes a lot to offend me, probably because these games are not based in reality and hair raising stuff is bound to happen. But if you also want to know what would put me off playing, it's sexual violence involving children. (If that were to happen to one of my adult characters in another thread, I wouldn't be offended....just fyi) So Brianna's gonna wear her iron maiden for the rest of the game :lol: ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:41 am
by paradys
seeing as we're all introducing ourselves, i,m an art technician at the local highschool. also i do various arty bits and pieces in my spare time.

i've never seen session 9 but heard a lot of people rave about it on the yog sothoth site so i'm keen to watch it.

Leroys biggest fear, before he got stuck in this godforsaken nightmare was that he would turn out like his father and his own son would end up hating him.

so its cool he has a young kid to look after. if this was a hollywood movie he'd learn to grow up and take responsibility. seeing as its cthulhu survival horror, no doubt he'll end up getting them both torn to bloody shreds.

c'est la vie

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:36 am
by Mr. Handy
Welcome Jason and Piano man!

I've never seen Session 9, but I have heard it was good and I'll be sure to watch it when it's on cable next. I haven't seen the Silent Hill movie yet either.

I don't drink alcohol, but that just means there's more for the rest of you. ;)

I found a good picture to use for Sarah. A small portion of it was obscured so I had to fix it up a bit, but it's hardly noticeable. My initial description of her said she has curly hair, but otherwise this one was very close to how I envisioned her - so I'll just edit that description. Here's the photo:
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I also made a picture of Sarah using HeroMachine. There are limited selections for each component of the picture, so I couldn't get it to look exactly how I wanted, but it's not too far off. Here it is:
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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:14 am
by DSIGFUSS
Holy Crap! I do believe Sarah is hot! Could be wrong though. No wonder the Janitor has a crush on her.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:20 am
by Mr. Handy
Actually, the janitor has a crush on a nurse who works in the Children's Ward, not Sarah (could be Jill, but she's a volunteer and not a nurse). I only rolled an 11 for Sarah's APP. That's above average, so she is pretty, but the woman in the photo is much better looking than that. Of course, if she weren't then she wouldn't have been hired as a model for nurses' uniforms.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:53 am
by Piano man
Actually I made a mistake when I called her a nurse. She is the volunteer, but don't expect him to act on it he's too shy and akward. On the other hand if you want to play some dungeons and dragons he's in. :lol:

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:19 am
by DSIGFUSS
OK fine...The janitor doesn't have a crush on her, so then the court is open for Ronald. Hope Sarah's type is very sensitive men with low self esteem. He doesn't usually mention the puppet till the third date though. Gotta leave em guessing right? Go Ronald!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:13 am
by jtull_84
Bernard's biggest fear is failure to please his wife. Although she is dead, if he feels his actions would dissapoint her he would be ruined. His gratest hope is to make her proud.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:15 am
by jtull_84
And I'm back from NTC. California was hot, dusty, and sometimes fun. I'll continue posting for the time being. I'll probably have to slow down once deployment starts. Once I get settled I'll post regularly if I can. Long silences are bad....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:14 am
by Laraqua
That's okay. This game's posting rate is doing fine. Those going solo can take all the time in the world if they feel the need to. This kinda game makes that easy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:58 pm
by trixie
Yes, the posting rate is going along just fine....except that I go to bed, content that I can't post, and need to wait for someone else, then wake to a flurry of posts having happened...somewhere in the wee hours between 2 and 5 a.m. my time!!! :shock: Not that I mind of course....better that than waiting forever....ho...hum....wishing someone would care enough to post in the thread!

Have we had our fill of blood and guts for the moment...or is there more metallic whips scissoring nurses in half in our near future? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:30 pm
by SuAside
ah yes, i forgot:
Laraqua wrote: Woo! Crazy-sauce! Threats of violence but no violence yet. Wonder who gets the first taste of blood, hmm? Let the votes come in! Which thread will get violence first?

does this mean Jason was the first? or was there someone before me? :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:52 am
by Piano man
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My guy has fallen twice does that count. It really really hurt, but no blood.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:29 am
by Mr. Handy
DSIGFUSS wrote: OK fine...The janitor doesn't have a crush on her, so then the court is open for Ronald. Hope Sarah's type is very sensitive men with low self esteem. He doesn't usually mention the puppet till the third date though. Gotta leave em guessing right? Go Ronald!

Sarah does like sensitive men, but she's been badly burned before and it'll take a lot to win her over.
trixie wrote: Have we had our fill of blood and guts for the moment...or is there more metallic whips scissoring nurses in half in our near future? :lol:

I hope there isn't, especially since I'm playing a nurse! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:42 am
by Piano man
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Haven't you ever watched any horror movies. The sexy nurse doesn't die until she has sex. Some times even during....so I'd keep that chastity belt on for a little longer. Plus I've seen Ronald's act. It sucked so bad it made me cry. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:43 am
by DSIGFUSS
hahaha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:59 am
by Mr. Handy
Well, Sarah won't have any problem keeping her legs together. Too bad for the guys, what with her 17 Dexterity. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:34 am
by Piano man
HA HA HA HA HA HA :lol:

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I mean that's horrible you should be ashamed. You got to ask yourself wwlsd (what would luke skywalker do)?????

Nice recovery Louie, I bet no one noticed.

oc blue is louie's thoughts, green is what he says. Just in case I run into any of you. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:52 am
by DSIGFUSS
Well, Sarah won't have any problem keeping her legs together. Too bad for the guys, what with her 17 Dexterity.
Well, Sarah won't have any problem keeping her legs together. Too bad for the guys, what with her 17 Dexterity. :)



I don't know bout that Mr. Handy..... Ronald's 17 Power makes him a pretty lucky guy. Let's check shall we..

nailed her!

nailed her!

nailed her again!

Ronalds just a lucky guy. Sarah doesn't stand a chance.

P.S> Thanks for teaching me that little trick laraqua.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:59 am
by Mr. Handy
Sarah actually has more in common with Princess Leia, and even more with Padme Amidala considering that she fell for someone who went over to the Dark Side. Maybe she can find a nice, stable Han Solo-type next time.

I put Sarah's thoughts in italics, and I also chose green for her speech.

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"I don't think anyone will have any problem telling us apart, though."
DSGIFUSS wrote: Ronalds just a lucky guy. Sarah doesn't stand a chance.


SLAP!

"Careful there, Ronald! The last guy who tried that ended up dead."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:06 am
by Piano man
Yah well Ronald is more of a Jar Jar. :lol:
And I wouldn't slap him it only makes matters worse.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:18 am
by DSIGFUSS
SLAP!


hahaha! lol!

So kidding by the way. I just learned how to put rolls into text and I was dying to use it. Sarah has nothing to fear from Ronald. He is a willow of a man. He's always weeping.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:27 am
by Piano man
Weeping like a fox!!!!! I've seen your type before. Lure the girl in with sensitivity and then WHAM!!! the next thing you know she's got her hand in your puppet.......You make me sick..... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:22 am
by trixie
trixie wrote: Holy for holies these two are nuts :lol:


I warned you all....lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:37 am
by Laraqua
Why did I teach you how to linky?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:58 pm
by imme
Laraqua wrote: Why did I teach you how to linky?


Why indeed? :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:14 pm
by Piano man
Why did I teach you how to linky?


I know.....I know. So that he can offend and alienate women everywhere. Or maybe.............no I was right the first time never mind.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:50 pm
by trixie
Alienated? Well that would imply we would be taking all this seriously....and that just can't be done in Cthulhu....we're all floating in a fishbowl of otherworldness......ha ha..... But alienated is a good pun for the general feel of the game so far....I watched Silent Hill last night.....HOOOEEEE!!!! Luvin it :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:29 am
by Laraqua
Why's everyone see a connection between this and Silent Hill? It's only an abandoned, grotesque hospital with creepy nurses ... connection? I see none.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:38 am
by Mr. Handy
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"Ahem. Most of us aren't creepy, you know. Well, maybe Maria Jane is a little."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:41 am
by Laraqua
Hella creepy, Sarah is. Have you seen that thing on her back? Mole, she says. Mole, my butt!

Also, don't wince. I just handed out two rewards! Yay! Jason's reward is the need for stitches and painkillers.

Louie and Ronald's reward is to be the first people with a loaded gun. Isn't everyone happy for them? Yay! No better duo to have a loaded firearm.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:51 am
by Piano man
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Heeeeyyy!!!!!!!! I'm James Bonde remember. Ya Octapussy......that was my favorite. Didn't see the movie it's just fun to say.



OOC I guess me making sure no one saw me take the hand gun isn't really that important. ha ha. In future news louie shoots himself in the foot

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:54 am
by Laraqua
What they know OOC and what they know IC doesn't matter. At the very least, your partner doesn't know. Hmm...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:01 am
by Piano man
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I might shoot his scarey little puppet. That thing freaks me out. Gotta keep the edge you know.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:26 am
by DSIGFUSS
If anybody shoots the puppet, the award for a scalpel to the eyeball will be handed out soon after. And Louie shouldn't be dissing Ronald's profession. Did you check out the toilets. Looks like the janitor needs a new line of work.

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:21 am
by Laraqua
Nah-uh, no you don't DSIGFUSS and pianoman. You clicky off the flashlight and you're moving on memory alone. The hall is so not dimly lit. The only light source other than the torch comes from the toilets on the floor beneath you. That's not enough light, especially not with all that ash in the air.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:43 am
by DSIGFUSS
OK Laraqua. I'll turn it back on. I think we're pretty scared of the light being on. Maybe it'll be that much scarier with the light off. Let me change my post slightly if you don't mind....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:50 am
by DSIGFUSS
Flashlight is back on. Read from EEP! on. I made a couple changes. One in each post.

teehee!

Sorry Janitor. If anybody's carrying that death stick it's going to be you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:55 am
by Laraqua
Why scared of a little old flashlight? Hmm?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:01 am
by paradys
Louis and Ronald have a gun?! I'm staying locked in the dispencery.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:03 am
by Laraqua
Probably for the best.

Mind you, it's getting a touch chillier in there. :lol:

Ash: The Ultimate Survival Horror where the biggest threat is London's cold climate x1000ised!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:13 am
by paradys
Of course Leroys still convinced that outside is full of flesh stripping poison gas ( its hard to get those images out of his head ). I wonder how cold it will get before he can bring himself to risk leaving?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:16 pm
by Laraqua
Man, leg cramps, back ache, shoulder pain. The joys of the flu! My de facto is currently crashed out since late last night - only been awake a few minutes here and there - sweating it out with the flu. Poor beggar. I'm doing much better but somewhat worse. At least he gets to sleep! Unfortunately, I can't seem to convince him to injest some fluids, which is vital when suffering a fever.

Oh well, I'll cook up some chicken noodle soup when he's feeling better and try to get him to at least drink the warm liquid. I know how terrible icy cold water can be on a nauseas tummy.

Damn this sickness-inducing weather!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:06 pm
by Piano man
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I'm beginning to think that nobody has any faith in Louie, and Ronald's ability to handle a gun. I'll give you a hint. If Louie breaks into his Dirty Harry dialog......run. But just so you know he would probably shoot himself by accident before he hit anyone else.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:33 pm
by Laraqua
He is soooo cute.

Yeah, just waiting to find out what Jason's doing before we move ahead.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:37 pm
by SuAside
he's bleeding, mostly :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:42 pm
by Piano man
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Well I'm just a janitor, but I watched back to back episodes of ER and Scrubs, so I should be able to help. Big ones, small ones, some the size of your head. ARRRGGG stop the insanity.


ooc if you don't get this read my last post

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:43 pm
by Laraqua
Hehe, this should be a great way to introduce the other three...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:19 pm
by Laraqua
Oops, I think somebody missed a spot in them toilets over there.

Damn janitors.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:50 pm
by Piano man
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I quit.....wash your own dam toilets. I've got a new job anyways. Louie....super hero extrodinare.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:58 pm
by Laraqua
Why won't anyone help that poor creature? it's obviously thirsty and in need of a hug.

Man, none of you have any consideration for other creatures.

We're all the Lord's creations, you know.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:21 pm
by Piano man
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I'm all about the hugs, but if you can slice me in half without thinking it'll take a while for me to warm up to you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:20 pm
by trixie
I'd quit washing toilets too...the thought of scrubbing toilets while some crazy beast whips me in two from behind would have me re-thinking the importance of a shiny bowl.

Besides....don't you have the magic scrubbing bubbles? (this game is quickly turning into obscure movie quotes)

Louie...Brianna will hug you if you promise to wash your hands first :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:38 pm
by Piano man
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What do you take me for. My guy is a bit of a neat freak. His hands are already clean. Hey can you put in a good word for me with Jill.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:46 pm
by trixie
What do you take me for? lol....besides you nicknamed me without permission. I haven't chosen one for you yet...so behave or it'll be lou lou

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:11 pm
by Piano man
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actually lou lou would be quite fitting for him. Nick name away.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:42 pm
by SuAside
Lou Lou makes me think of a fat scantly dressed french broad with a boa at a variety show...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:03 pm
by trixie
Definately a blonde, with too much rouge, and lipstick on her teeth.....

ha ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:52 pm
by imme
y'all are post-crazy! (and normal crazy, too, it seems)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:23 am
by Piano man
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Heeeyyy. I resemble that remark.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:27 am
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote: Why won't anyone help that poor creature? it's obviously thirsty and in need of a hug.

Man, none of you have any consideration for other creatures.

We're all the Lord's creations, you know.


Image

"I like hugs too, but not when they're painful. And big slobbery open-mouth kisses are just gross - especially when they come from a decaying thing with a mouthful of icky mushrooms. Ewww."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:35 am
by DSIGFUSS
Laraqua wrote: Why scared of a little old flashlight? Hmm?


The dood with the flashlight always bites it first. First the flashlight falls to the ground, then the blood drips on the flashlight then the head falls next to the flashlight. It's like a horror rule or something. Good luck Janitor.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:41 am
by Laraqua
What did you nickname Brianna?

Curious minds want to know.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:03 am
by REChic6669
Hello. It's me, Wildtigress68 from rpol. Do ya need any more characters? ANd what was that Silent Hill link?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:39 am
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: What did you nickname Brianna?

Curious minds want to know.

Padawan, i guess? like a good starwars nerd would do.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:44 am
by Laraqua
I wouldn't have told you if you couldn't play! You've got two main options. The easiest option is to take a character already mentioned - an NPC, such as a child, adolescent or young teenager in the Children's Ward - or to come up with a reason why you might be sealed up. You don't need to be in the hospital itself, you could be in the under-construction cafe, in the carpark, on the road nearby, etc.

And yeah, SuAside, your thread made heaps of assumptions! Including entering a room filled with other PCs that no one saw. But that's okay. I'll roll with it. The game world allows it. :lol:

Also, can all thsoe in the Imme, SuAside, etc. thread roll for sanity for leaving a bunch of children with those steel wires? Imme, I believe you mentioned something about heading back in there. If you already have headed off, you won't need to roll sanity, and I'll see you back in the Children's Ward thread. The cost for walking out on a children's apparent slaughter will be 1 / 1d4+1. This isn't necessarily a morality roll. This is just knowing that there's a bunch of sleeping kids who are likely dying as you guys deal with other issues. I'm having you roll for it now because I'm a stern believer in delayed sanity loss. Sometimes, it takes a little while to hit you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:15 am
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: And yeah, SuAside, your thread made heaps of assumptions! Including entering a room filled with other PCs that no one saw. But that's okay. I'll roll with it. The game world allows it. :lol:

hey, i cant help it if you're AWOL playing nurse somewhere! :P

didn't want to break the dynamics that we got going. my other RPs are fucking SLUGGISH, so i'm happy to see one moving.
Laraqua wrote: This is just knowing that there's a bunch of sleeping kids who are likely dying as you guys deal with other issues. I'm having you roll for it now because I'm a stern believer in delayed sanity loss. Sometimes, it takes a little while to hit you.

San 79(leaving children with those steel wires) (1d100=56)
gotta love selfpreservation.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:46 am
by paradys
so i guess this means me and oathinblood ( if hes still around ) are now in some sort of parallel universe? :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:58 pm
by imme
I'm waiting to see if Louie's going to give her his flashlight (Piano Man hasn't posted since she asked). As soon as she has some source of light, she's heading back upstairs.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:51 pm
by Laraqua
Fair enough. All those in that thread have two choices: Head back into the Children's Ward in the next 5-10 seconds (two rounds) or take the sanity hit. A fair amount of time has passed already. Just warning ya! I crave your sanity. It is my meat.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:04 pm
by Piano man
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I've been tricked by a girl. Now I'm going to die. Oh well.....who would miss a lowly janitor anyways.
Laraqua wrote: Just warning ya! I crave your sanity. It is my meat.


EEEEWWWWW gross

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:56 pm
by trixie
K, I don't know much about rolling dice, or posting them, (phew) but here goes:

1159048 brianna 1 1d100 [37] = (37)

(that's the dice roll...Laraqua maybe you can figure out brianna's sanity from there....still a newbie....sorry)
http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1159048
Brianna is definately not going back up there (but I think everyone just assumed that)

Imme....even though Brianna is hanging off of you right now and acting rather inconsolable, (playing in character) I would expect you to carry on upstairs.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:47 pm
by Piano man
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Ok Jill I'm comin, but if you hear a loud thud from behind you that's just me fainting out of fear. So the gun is in my pouch just grab it and put me out of my misery. And don't give the gun to Jason...I don't think he likes me too much.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:08 pm
by SuAside
Piano man wrote: And don't give the gun to Jason...I don't think he likes me too much.

I dont think he like anyone much.

a 15 year old with cancer... can you imagine? the "I'm (nearly) sixteen and angry at my father syndrome" coupled to "Why the fuck is my life nothing but pain and waiting for death".

yeah, must be a killer combo...

still, maybe his Nintendo skills makes him more able to use the gun than you guys. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:34 pm
by Piano man
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That's what I figured. Still when your 15 I don't think a guy, no matter how nice he is, like louie is likable. I totally understand.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:45 pm
by SuAside
only at 15?

hell, i'm way past that and in the IT business, but i probably couldnt stand a guy like that either :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:04 pm
by Piano man
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Yeah he's fun to play, but I think if I were really like him I would be suicidal too. It can't be easy having no real friends, or courage.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:34 am
by trixie
No friends? Brianna's hurt by that comment....Louie always said she was his friend after all....when he was busy reading her star war's comics :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:32 am
by Piano man
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Of course your my friend beautiful

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:03 am
by trixie
Awww..... ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:48 am
by paradys
Yo.

If Laraqua is unable to post over the weekend I think its fair to say Leroy ( who's still sealed in the dispencery folks, convinced the whole hospital is infected with poison gas ) hears the voices coming from outside.

How we can explain suaside wondering in and out of a locked room without noticing them I'm not sure! Perhaps we can say he went into the emergency room instead. From what Laraqua told me thats far more likely to contain bandages and stuff antway, as the dispencery is mainly a load of locked store cupboards containing drugs and medicine. sound ok?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:59 am
by SuAside
paradys wrote: Yo.

If Laraqua is unable to post over the weekend I think its fair to say Leroy ( who's still sealed in the dispencery folks, convinced the whole hospital is infected with poison gas ) hears the voices coming from outside.

How we can explain suaside wondering in and out of a locked room without noticing them I'm not sure!

the thing is from what i've seen time has warped for those who exited their 'protected' environment. time has gone faster for the hospital it seems (rust, dust, muck,...). if your char is still locked in, he might still be in another 'timezone' perhaps.

(this is purely personal interpretation, but likely knowing Laraqua's games)
paradys wrote: Perhaps we can say he went into the emergency room instead. From what Laraqua told me thats far more likely to contain bandages and stuff antway, as the dispencery is mainly a load of locked store cupboards containing drugs and medicine. sound ok?

that would work just fine. i actually wanted to head there but a character said i should go to the dispensary, so that's what i did.

still, i think it wouldn't be a problem to collect what he needed from the ER.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:44 pm
by trixie
paradys wrote: Laraqua is unable to post over the weekend



Cat's away.....

the mice shall play ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:50 am
by DSIGFUSS
OK guys.. This is getting a little out of hand. I know Laraqua is gone, but I count 14 posts since I posted last. I'm going to respond to each of them too. Ronald is standing right there while everyone is talking. I don't care if you guys post without me, but you guys are writing essays with a lot of dialogue. I could post that Ronald finally stops digging around in his ass and says "Huh?" but Ronald isn't that type.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:58 am
by Mr. Handy
Yeah, I'd also say the room that the big group went in is some other room such as the emergency room, and the dispencery is still sealed.

I've stretched out the few seconds since Sarah was attacked about as far as I can, so I'll need to wait to post more until Laraqua updates the thread and I find out what dreadful thing happens to Sarah next :o (though I've got a pretty good idea). If she doesn't post this weekend that cliffhanger will just be kept dangling a little longer.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:39 am
by DSIGFUSS
Hey just so you guys know. I'm not the least bit mad or anything. I just want to be in the game cuz this one rocks.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:51 am
by DSIGFUSS
I did a triple post last night too. What I'm saying is that I think its messing with the continuity. We all get excited and want to keep it going. We should totally have a roleplaying night sometime and figure out everybody's time zones and have a real session.

What do you say to setting some guidlines. Like if somebody hasn't said anything in six posts, stop and wait. I don't know though. If you guys are fine with catch up posts like my last one (i'll dumb it down) then I don't care. If my character is in a room and things are going screwy, I'd like to be in on the conversation. Still having fun though.... I like the 16 year old angry kid. He deserves a spanking for his potty mouth.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:58 am
by Piano man
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I wouldn't try it though. He could probably kick you ass. Me I'm a ninja in diguise, so don't try anything..................Please :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:00 am
by trixie
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Announcing a photo for my character, Brianna. Of course, this is pre-fire, pre-accident, when she had all of her hair and skin that is.

I like the look of the thread when we post pictures for our characters every post. My picture on my profile is for another game, so this is kind of a neat way to play multiple characters, and add to the description of the game as well.

Cheers!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:19 am
by Laraqua
Okay, a few guidelines. I actually prefer the mood that you guys accidentally created by sauntering into the Dispencry. It's somewhat more eerie and isolating.

With Mr. Handy, as this is a combat zone, I'm not posting a response until I know what everyone does. Last I saw Wrl101 hadn't responded yet.

Also, damn, I need to create that basement map soon! Oh well, I guess I can post the outline in the interim and fill it in properly later. That's probably the best idea, wouldn't you say?

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile, I've had a terrible flu.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:50 pm
by Laraqua
Also, Trixie! How dare you get such a cute picture for Brianna! I'm going to feel bad now when bad things happen to her.

And congrats on picking a difficult character concept to play. Not everyone wants to play a little kid in a roleplaying game and for many valid reasons. I do believe you're going to play to Brianna's strengths, though, and give her a good chance at survival. Good luck.

And good luck to the rest of you, too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:33 pm
by Mr. Handy
A couple of things before I post:

You do remember that Sarah was wearing a surgical mask over her mouth and nose, right? I'm guessing she's still paralyzed, but wouldn't that have blocked the mushroom from going down her throat?

Also, you referred to Sarah as Jill by mistake once.

EDIT: Welcome back, Laraqua! I'm glad you're feeling better. I'll post Sarah's terrified thoughts while all this is happening after breakfast; any changes shouldn't affect this, and if they do I can always edit.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:47 pm
by Laraqua
I'll edit it a bit. Nothing much will have been changed, though it may have bought you some time!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:50 pm
by Mr. Handy
Thanks, Laraqua! That time might make all the difference.

By the way, I quite agree with DSIGFUSS - this game is excellent! Sarah may be scared to death, but I'm having loads of fun! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:53 pm
by Laraqua
Less time, more consequences may differ! I had been tempted to do something horrific what with the circumstances but was leaning against it. Such a cliche to do anything along those lines to a female character! Much more original to do that sorta Giger Alien thing to a man.

Also, in a few rounds Sarah can act half-okay again. All rolls halved, though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:58 pm
by Piano man
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Something tells me the gun that Louie found isn't going to be much of a help. Unless of course he goes crazy and starts shooting people. Good thing I gave it away.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:59 pm
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote: Less time, more consequences may differ! I had been tempted to do something horrific what with the circumstances but was leaning against it. Such a cliche to do anything along those lines to a female character! Much more original to do that sorta Giger Alien thing to a man.

Also, in a few rounds Sarah can act half-okay again. All rolls halved, though.


Okay by me. :) Will post Sarah's thoughts now.

EDIT: Actually, Geoff's first attack roll was a 7. Since his skill was doubled to 50%, doesn't that make it an impale that does double damage? If so, that would mean Mark went down in the first round and would buy Sarah a little more time. Of course, if he slashed rather than stabbed then an impale wouldn't happen and you can ignore this.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:49 pm
by imme
DSIGFUSS wrote: What do you say to setting some guidlines. Like if somebody hasn't said anything in six posts, stop and wait. I don't know though. If you guys are fine with catch up posts like my last one (i'll dumb it down) then I don't care. If my character is in a room and things are going screwy, I'd like to be in on the conversation. Still having fun though.... I like the 16 year old angry kid. He deserves a spanking for his potty mouth.


I agree. It's wonderful that everyone's so into the game, but it's hard to see a dozen new posts each time I check, so that I either have to ignore any response I would have liked to have made, or go back in time to do so. But I am having a lot of fun! (And thanks for not vomiting on me, Piano Man.)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:52 pm
by Piano man
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Hey no problem. I'm getting better at this whole talking to girls thing. Besides he has more important problems to focuss on.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:31 pm
by trixie
Laraqua wrote: Also, Trixie! How dare you get such a cute picture for Brianna! I'm going to feel bad now when bad things happen to her.


Many thank-you's on the compliment to my niece. It is a snapshot of her at her brother's first birthday party.
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Laraqua wrote: And congrats on picking a difficult character concept to play. Not everyone wants to play a little kid in a roleplaying game and for many valid reasons. I do believe you're going to play to Brianna's strengths, though, and give her a good chance at survival. Good luck.


Well, thanks for the compliment, but I'm a newbie, and nobody told me I wouldn't want to play a kid. :shock: So I don't know any better. But Brianna is a gas to write, so it's all good. Thanks for the good luck wishes, I have a feeling she'll need them!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:18 pm
by Piano man
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Wow what are the odds. She looks exactly like my neice.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:49 am
by Laraqua
Mr. Handy wrote:
Laraqua wrote: Less time, more consequences may differ! I had been tempted to do something horrific what with the circumstances but was leaning against it. Such a cliche to do anything along those lines to a female character! Much more original to do that sorta Giger Alien thing to a man.

Also, in a few rounds Sarah can act half-okay again. All rolls halved, though.


Okay by me. :) Will post Sarah's thoughts now.

EDIT: Actually, Geoff's first attack roll was a 7. Since his skill was doubled to 50%, doesn't that make it an impale that does double damage? If so, that would mean Mark went down in the first round and would buy Sarah a little more time. Of course, if he slashed rather than stabbed then an impale wouldn't happen and you can ignore this.



Well, isn't an impale when you roll 5% or less of your skill? Even if it were 10% he wouldn't have made it. Not unless his skill was 70%. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:53 am
by Mr. Handy
An impale requires 1/5 of the skill or less (or 20%). Since Geoff's effective skill was 50%, he needed a 10 or less to get an impale. Of course, if he does get an impale his knife gets stuck, and it requires a successful skill roll to extract it (in his case 25%, since it would not be doubled for this purpose).

Sarah does have 70% in Knife, and she would need 14 or less for an impale.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:55 am
by Laraqua
Ah! That makes much more sense. Thanks! The second time was a stab, not the first (at least not how I described it). I'd go back and fix it but since nothing more untoward happened than an extra round, I doubt it's necessary. He never did get to mushroom you after all!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:03 am
by Mr. Handy
You're welcome! Hooray! :D I presume Sarah can now act, although in a weakened state.

Image

"I'll never eat anything with mushrooms in again as long as I live!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:26 am
by Laraqua
You presume correctly.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:44 pm
by Piano man
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I'm losing it. Is it bad when a fictional character has a mental break down?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:54 pm
by SuAside
it is when it isn't sanity related tbh...

as if CoC characters dont break down enough as is... :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:18 am
by Piano man
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I'm just having fun man. It was a rhetorical question. :)


I like being a mess it's some what therapeutic

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:27 am
by DSIGFUSS
Holy crap! I'm glad I didn't go upstairs with Jill and Louie. Keep it up Louie and maybe you'll even win the girl.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:26 am
by DSIGFUSS
Holy crap again! Jill you better give Louie your number if he makes it outta this shit.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:30 am
by Laraqua
I thought it was all about the children! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:44 pm
by Laraqua
I'm going to open up a new area for the two new recruits Lizzie23 and possibly Seppuku called the Cinemaplex which is going to be across the road. If they post in here, be sure to give them a warm welcome. Also, be aware, that along with the in-construction cafe you also have a cinemaplex you could go visit! If you dared...

Also, lemme just say: Chinkies! This game is becoming huge with players (hence the newly unlocked area). I hope any new players who come along are willing to also check out any new games that are opening up. Mine is pretty much designed to be easily accessible - not everything can cover player-whoopsies and time inconsistencies with bizarre space-time shenanigans while all the while not requiring prior reading - but that by far doesn't make it the best of all the possibilities.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:47 pm
by Seppuku
I'm totally desensitized anymore these days so no boundries on my story. If you can shock or offend me then more power to you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:52 pm
by imme
DSIGFUSS wrote: Holy crap again! Jill you better give Louie your number if he makes it outta this shit.


Why? Does he want to talk to her husband? :wink:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:23 pm
by Piano man
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Why? Does he want to talk to her husband?


That's why I picked her. I knew it could never go anywhere so it's a safe crush.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:57 pm
by paradys
New recruits? fresh flesh don't you mean! Hi there anyway.

Theres a cinema across the road? Sounds great, somewhere to chill out when all this is over. Personally I fancy a light romantic comedy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:32 pm
by Seppuku
Hey guys thanks for havin me! I hoep I can help add to the story. This is my first pen and paper rpg so bare with me a little. I will try not to do anythign stupid, but my guy can shoot pew pew lazers from his eyes. J/k

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:47 pm
by Piano man
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Lazers huh. Well we'll get along just fine. I can use the power of the force.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:06 pm
by Seppuku
so I hear, but beware I have discovered the true power of the Darkside!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:08 pm
by Piano man
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Daddy? Is that you?


Seriously though welcome to the game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:12 pm
by trixie
AAAAAAAAAHHH

They're multiplying!!!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:58 am
by Seppuku
Don't make me bring Ash in here with his chainsaw hand, shotgun, and dangerously low sanity. What's goin on today people?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:02 am
by Laraqua
I loved that movie! Well, I'ma gonna wait for Lizzie23 to post in your thread before putting in another reply myself. Also, I'm probably gonna go check out the gym in half an hour and then rush around trying to get two Rent Assistance Forms filled. Then I'm going to go to my Health and Disability workshop at uni. Then I'm gonna come home for a few hours. Then I'm going to go play Magic the Gathering at Magic night!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:03 am
by Seppuku
Annnnd theeeen? NO AND THEN!
I think my roomate is going to join the game as well. I am tryign to share wha tlittle knowledge I have with him, and he will get sogned on later tonight maybe.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:46 am
by lizzie23
Meep. The roommate, Seppuku? Lovely. ^^

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:19 am
by Laraqua
Yay! The subject I was looking forward to this semester is only available to Masters students! They merely pretend when telling you about it on the website that it is merely preferred that you be in Masters. I got to sit there and be pointed out as She-Who-Shouldn't-Be-There! And all my other lessons revolve around statistics...

Yay!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:47 am
by ODIOUS
Hello this is thomas i am new to pen and paper rpgs. I am seppukus roomate. Hope to see you all in game and alive. Remember the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different resrults.
I am in london on vaction and thougt i would pop into the movies with my trusty micro cam.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:00 am
by lizzie23
How d'ye do? =)
Lizzie23 here. Actually, no, strike that, just Liz. XD

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:02 am
by trixie
Seppuku wrote: Annnnd theeeen? NO AND THEN!
I think my roomate is going to join the game as well. I am trying to share what little knowledge I have with him, and he will get signed on later tonight maybe.


Welcome to you, ODIOUS and Liz as well....

Ok had to quote and pose a funny....this struck my funny bone because just yesterday I was writing up an order with a client...(I'm a salesperson) and she was pointing at things she liked. Considering we slithering salespeople only work off of our commission....it is our DUTY to try to upsell you as much as possible ( :shock: none of that I hope). I was writing things down, and nearly said in my best asian accent.....AAAAAND THEEEENNNN....of course it would have been followed by hysterical laughter on my part....which I'm sure would've closed the sale with a bang (good god! the shame!) Anyways thought that was funny and had to share....what's with Seppuku....reading my mind??? ha ha

PS. Laraqua....SHE-WHO-SHOULDN'T-BE-THERE....Are you trimming the red tape this semester? My favorite pastime.... :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:09 am
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: I got to sit there and be pointed out as She-Who-Shouldn't-Be-There!

That's only one step away from The Thing That Should Not Be:

Messenger of Fear in sight
Dark deception kills the light

Hybrid children watch the sea
Pray for Father, roaming free

fearless Wretch
insanity
He watches
lurking beneath the sea
great Old One
forbidden site
He searches
Hunter of the Shadows is rising
immortal
in madness You dwell

Crawling Chaos, underground
cult has summoned, twisted sound

Out from ruins once possessed
fallen city, living death

fearless Wretch
insanity
He watches
lurking beneath the sea
timeless sleep
has been upset
He awakens
Hunter of the Shadows is rising
immortal
in madness You dwell

Not dead which eternal lie
stranger eons Death may die

drain you of your sanity
face The Thing That Should Not Be

fearless Wretch
insanity
He watches
lurking beneath the sea
great Old One
forbidden site
He searches
Hunter of the Shadows is rising
immortal
in madness You dwell.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:26 am
by Laraqua
Meh! It was good until it stopped rhyming. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:02 am
by SuAside
:cry:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:14 pm
by Piano man
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These wires are really hurting btw

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:15 pm
by Piano man
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Gee, thanks for trying to save me Jason. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:22 pm
by SuAside
he already got a taste of the wires before, but he got away. you're a healthy grownup for fucks sake, take care of yourself! ;)

besides, you were warned not just to rush in and it's not as if cancerkid can rip appart metal wire with his bare hands :lol:

besides, isn't this your life's goal? dying while trying to protect a damsel in distress. how very Jedi of you. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:41 pm
by Piano man
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How silly of me. For a moment I actually thought you cared. :lol:It's ok I got it handled. I'm just waiting for an opportunity to strike out. Plus my thankyou was heartfelt not sarcastic. Anything helps.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:21 pm
by Seppuku
That poem would make a great Death Metal song... If you get out alive I'd say it's payback time on cancer boy...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:37 pm
by SuAside
Seppuku wrote: That poem would make a great Death Metal song... If you get out alive I'd say it's payback time on cancer boy...

poem? it's a Metallica song! :lol:

click the link in the post, you doophus. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:49 pm
by trixie
Breathing in....breathing out.....

Good old Metallica. Every heard Vicarious by Tool?

Louie....you're still my hero....anyone losing a luck roll of 90 by rolling a 98...well that just sucks the big one. Maybe the curse of the pink chair has come back to haunt you. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:52 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote: Good old Metallica. Every heard Vicarious by Tool?

but of course, my dear.

i usually listen to Tool - The Patient when i post in Ash.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:01 pm
by Piano man
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Hey Suicide a little hint. Trixie hates to be called dear. It's kind of an inside joke in her family.
Right sweetie.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:04 pm
by trixie
You mean.....sigh.....yes dear (spoken in flat voice, relinquishing control yet again) hee hee :lol:

I didn't think the curse of the pink chair would haunt you online Louie, but alas.....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:15 pm
by SuAside
Piano man wrote: Hey Suicide a little hint. Trixie hates to be called dear. It's kind of an inside joke in her family.
Right sweetie.

oops, just did it again, second ago in an other OCC thread.

oh well. if someone finds me murdered with a columbian necktie, you know where to look... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:11 pm
by trixie
:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:18 pm
by Laraqua
A post just for a smiley? You really are the new thewhatchamacallit.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:20 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: A post just for a smiley? You really are the new thewhatchamacallit.

i hope i dont scare her off :P

i still wonder what made thewatch disappear :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:26 pm
by Laraqua
You woulda liked thewhatch, Trixie...

A shame you're not in Masks of Nyarlathotep. You woulda liked my character! Maksim Rukov. He's my favourite character and he's in need of a friend!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:55 pm
by trixie
Well....as much as I'm entirely addicted to this site....I'm not taking on any new games at the moment. The kids are already climbing the walls at the extraordinary amount of computer time I take. I could easily sit on here all day.

Scare me off? You'd be hard pressed to get rid of me, I'm afraid. lol Besides, did you really think it would be that easy? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:14 am
by Piano man
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I guess I'm still tied up with chains and barb wire. You know anywhere else and this would cost a lot of money.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:19 am
by trixie
Meeoooowww!

Louie...you didn't strike me as the type for s & m.... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:45 am
by Laraqua
Glad to have you onboard! Now my Chit-Chat is really kicking. Y'all are doing so well. No one's dead yet... Though judging by about half you guys have a sanity score below 50, death may be the least of your worries.

In this game, sanity costs are sometimes delayed. You could, technically, see a Hound of Tindalos, shoot it up, and then go utterly starkers and throw yourself off a building. I won't always be having you roll later. There must be a chance for you to stand, paralysed, as monsters attack. But usually the insanity I will be going for is the sheer desperation and hopelessness.

Oh, and do be aware that sitting in the dark is one of the surest ways to insanity. What with all the oddness, I'll roll once per round. A failure is a loss of 1 sanity. It doesn't seem like much, but, well, sanity must be chipped off characters like ice off a fine sculpture.

Oh yeah. By the way, total insanity doesn't necessarily leave your character out of the game. Though things may get quite bizarre by that point.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:46 am
by Laraqua
Anywho, I'ma gonna lie down for a bit. Post to ya later!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:00 am
by Mr. Handy
Wow, that was a lot of posting! It took me well over an hour to catch up on everything since last night.

Anywho, welcome Seppuku, Liz, and ODIOUS!

I liked thewhatchamacallit's games. His idea of posting sound effects was a good one, and I borrowed it for Zombie Apocalypse. It's a shame he left.

I had started reading Masks of Nyarlathotep in its early days, but quickly fell behind and could never catch up.

Thanks for posting the map of the ground floor, Laraqua!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:22 am
by ODIOUS
Well i got to admittied so far i am loving this style of game play

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:24 am
by Laraqua
I've been using music clips not sound effects. Haven't been bothered finding sound fx ... always seems so hard to find stuff which is a shame. A few breaking plates, a few whispering clips, a few scraping noises, and I could infuse paranoia in this game even more so than before.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:26 am
by ODIOUS
sounds preety cooli've listened to some of the stuff u have posted

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:27 am
by Laraqua
Just wait until you've come across them in-game!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:29 am
by ODIOUS
belive me when i say i cant wait

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:32 am
by Laraqua
Believe me when I say your character can! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:34 am
by Mr. Handy
If it's sound effects you want, you should try: http://www.sounddogs.com/

That's the site thewhatchamacallit used, which I found through his links and used myself. You can click on the link on the left for Sound Effects and use categories and subcategories to find what you want. Some of it isn't really intuitive; for example, zombie sounds are found under the Magic category (as are sounds for other monsters).

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"What are you doing?! Oh, great. Now she's going to creep us out even more."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:40 am
by Laraqua
:lol:

Poor Sarah.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:50 am
by Mr. Handy
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"Well, nothing could possibly be worse than what I've just been through...right? *shudder* Oh, bugger..."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:01 am
by Laraqua
Don't blame me. You're the one who uttered those unholy words.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:26 am
by Piano man
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ODIOUS wrote: belive me when i say i cant wait


Do you like chains and barbwire. (disclaimer: NOT and s&m related topic)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:03 am
by Laraqua
And don't worry sweety. Louie's not dead. Listen, you can still hear him screaming.


Comforting! :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:52 am
by SuAside
DSIGFUSS wrote: And don't worry sweety. Louie's not dead. Listen, you can still hear him screaming.

haha :lol:

oh man, i nearly busted a gut reading that...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:28 am
by Laraqua
By the way, only four of the kids are dead. It's just that there's one kid hiding in a corner. Sorry if I wasn't clearer! :lol:

SuAside:
"Noise!" Jason whispers.

He then steps into the room and pushes a row of beds against eachother to buy the others some more time (while not having something else he's willing to throw away). The beds (each on wheels) make a dry iron clunking noise as they are pushed against eachother.


Laraqua:
The free wires move quickly, rapidly darting towards those beds and locating the warm flesh still sedated upon the mattresses. They feel along much more quickly than they did with Louie, seeming to recognise the shapes more, and quickly penetrate the bodies, yanking them up and out of their mattresses.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:32 am
by SuAside
seeing an entire row of kids ripped apart would've been rather entertaining really. entertaining in the way to see if a character can deal with a -20 sanity hit, that is! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:00 am
by Laraqua
Y'know, I had been planning on a big sanity blast for that. Not 1d20, though. I'm pretty sure that's reserved for wiping out the human race or something. Or was that 1d20+1! Yeah, you probably woulda just dealt with a 1d4+2/1d10+2 hit. And everyone else woulda dealt with a 1d3/1d6 hit.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:25 am
by Laraqua
Louie http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1170748 - falls down. Jason dashes in to drag him out. Active Characteristic - Strength 6. Passive Characteristic - Size 16. Too many twinkies. The table rules that it's impossible, puts a - where the dice roll should be. I say since Jason's one rank off for a worthy effort, I'll make it a 01% for the adrenaline rush. 72% is the roll!

Oh dear.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:16 pm
by Piano man
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I'm free yay, and only a scratch. Is that my blood? ooohh I don't feel so.............THUD.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:43 pm
by SuAside
you're down to 6HP, you twinkie munching jedi fatass!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:22 pm
by Piano man
Boy you sure seem to have issues with Louie. I can't seem to figure out why a made up character bothers you so much. Maybe there's a little Louie in you, and it's too close to home?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:43 pm
by SuAside
nah, just fits Jason's seething hatred of adults who cant take care of themself (while he has to make due). as said before the "I'm 15 and angry at my father"-syndrome coupled to a case of terminal cancer can become dynamite. :) (seeing people potentially throwing their life away while he is doomed to die sure cant be easy)

the verbal nature of my comments (or thought), well, there is a little flamer inside us all! :lol: i'm just more in touch with it.

as for too close to home? i'm an IT professional, 24 y.o., perfect BMI, do martial arts and sportshooting, etc etc. so that's not really close to home in my book (sorry Herr Freud, your diagnose is incorrect). it's just the character played.

you'll see that my characters do have a pretty wide range of personalities: going from a chemistry teacher/pretty boy to a hardboiled loanshark; from a cancer kid to a sociopath with an unhealthy fascination with knives; from a traumatised retired combat medic to a lone big game hunter that is rather reclusive. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:38 pm
by trixie
SuAside wrote:
DSIGFUSS wrote: And don't worry sweety. Louie's not dead. Listen, you can still hear him screaming.

haha :lol:

oh man, i nearly busted a gut reading that...


Such calming words for a 9 year old child to hear....(lol) Her hero, Louie, is upstairs SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER, and the funny guy, Ronald, calms her with those words. DSIGFUSS.....always the gentle touch huh? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:07 am
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote: Y'know, I had been planning on a big sanity blast for that. Not 1d20, though. I'm pretty sure that's reserved for wiping out the human race or something. Or was that 1d20+1! Yeah, you probably woulda just dealt with a 1d4+2/1d10+2 hit. And everyone else woulda dealt with a 1d3/1d6 hit.


Wiping out the human race might be good for 3d10 Sanity on a failed roll, but that's only if you do it single-handedly and willingly. Wiping out the human race through mere incompetence would result in a lesser Sanity hit. There are some (but not many) monsters that can cost you 1d20, 2d10, or 3d6 Sanity points. The classic example of seeing a gigantic severed head fall from the sky is worth 2d10+1 Sanity.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:12 pm
by Seppuku

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:18 pm
by Piano man
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So if Louie loses a hand over the damage he took, can I have a chainsaw mounted on the stub. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:33 pm
by Seppuku
Only 3d10 san for wiping out humanity? Where is the shiny red button?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:50 pm
by Mr. Handy
Oh no you don't. I'm not telling you where the button is. If you find out, you'll press it.

If anyone's going to push that button, it's going to be me. :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:16 am
by lizzie23
Hey now, that's not fair. I like shiny things. Which is why I stare at the screen all day, shiiiiiny... *ahem*

Uh, demonic minds looove pressing buttons and ruining lives. Can I pleeeease know where the shiny red button to end humanity is?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:29 am
by Mr. Handy
Well...okay. If you promise not to tell anyone else where it is. And promise not to push it. It's right below that big sign that says "Do NOT press this button under any circumstances!"

Where's the sign? Oh, it's right above the big shiny red button that will end humanity if you push it.

Not pushing the button is probably more entertaining for demonic minds anyway. It prolongs the agony.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:42 am
by Laraqua
I woke up to NINE Primate Messages today. Craziness!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:48 am
by Piano man
That will teach you to go to sleep.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:48 am
by Laraqua
Damn! Firefox lets me play Fileden sounds on the website. Internet Explorer demands I download them first. What a gyp!

And you're quite right, Pianoman! I should go back to doing 4-5 hour nights like I used to! All in the name of C4xtC.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:50 am
by lizzie23
Laraqua wrote: I woke up to NINE Primate Messages today. Craziness!


Primate messages? I wasn't aware you kept contact with monkeys... j/k

Mr. Handy wrote: Well...okay. If you promise not to tell anyone else where it is. And promise not to push it. It's right below that big sign that says "Do NOT press this button under any circumstances!"

Where's the sign? Oh, it's right above the big shiny red button that will end humanity if you push it.

Not pushing the button is probably more entertaining for demonic minds anyway. It prolongs the agony.


Does saying I promise and crossing my fingers behind my back count? *blinks innocently*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:54 am
by Mr. Handy
Sure, whatever.

The button probably doesn't work anyway. I mean, it's not like anyone could have actually tested it or anything.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:04 am
by lizzie23
Fuuuun. *reaches over to press it* Uhh. Would that include me?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:10 am
by Mr. Handy
Presuming you're human, then yes.

Hmm, it appears that someone has already pressed the button. There's a post-it note on it that says "Oops." Well, guess it didn't work. Either that, or it's one of those slow, gradual dooms. If it is, well, we had a good run.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:14 am
by lizzie23
Presuming I'm human... Hm, I wish I wasn't.

Hm, nice knowing y'all. See ya in the afterlife... If there is one... *wanders around confused*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:37 am
by trixie
Mr. Handy wrote: Hmm, it appears that someone has already pressed the button. There's a post-it note on it that says "Oops."


Yes....that was me....I pushed it. "Meek expression and biting lip"

Brianna will always push a button that says "DO NOT push this button under any circumstances"!

I mean really....she has shit disturber written all over her, see?

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:39 pm
by Laraqua
Trixie! Awesome job creating a striking picture of normality versus their frantic efforts in the Cinemaplex Thread. You're doing a better job than me at achieving atmosphere. Keep it up!

I feel like I should reward you for your amazing posts. I think the only true way of doing that is making Brianna a little star...

*Cue menacing music...*

Wait! Cut that out. We can't give the game away yet.


As for the rest of you, this is a really fun - and fast-paced - game. You guys have really thrown yourselves into it, heart and soul. Now that we're nearing the end of the adventure, I hope you'll feel satisfied at its conclusion.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:24 pm
by Seppuku
The end? Our story just started. In the theatre. Don't make me start freakin out on people in the supply room. I got a hammer! :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:01 am
by Laraqua
SuAside: Did you end up throwing that cup at the back wall? Gotta check before I can move that thread forward.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:22 am
by trixie
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GOOD GOD PEOPLES!!! Can you say posting frenzy???!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:26 am
by paradys
Nearing the end of the adventure? But most of us are still alive! surely some mistake

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:26 am
by Mr. Handy
I also enjoyed Trixie's writing in the theater. The irony of Shilo mocking Shaun for being so oblivious to the mayhem around him while she was equally clueless was delicious!

How can the adventure be almost over? I kind of feel like we've just gotten started too.

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"Nearing the end? Why? Is something terrible about to happen to us?"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:32 am
by Laraqua
My God! Seven players on this site and they're all in my game!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:39 am
by Piano man
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That's cause your game is the best.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:43 am
by trixie
Mr. Handy wrote: I also enjoyed Trixie's writing in the theater. The irony of Shilo mocking Shaun for being so oblivious to the mayhem around him while she was equally clueless was delicious!


Ahem!!! Yes well....I truly put all that irony in there on purpose ^^......NOT....Mr Handy how can you point out such obvious parts of other's posts that the author themselves didn't realize were present???!!!

I must admit...I'm starting to feel like the nerdy kid in the front of math class who answers every question...lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:46 am
by Laraqua
It's what you are, Trixie.

Also

"a 20ft Extension chord, a sledge hammer in the corner, and an old portable am/fm radio with no batteries."

Yes, no, yes.

Sledge hammer got edited into crochet mallet by me. Enjoy!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:47 am
by Seppuku
That's funny. Sounds good to me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:50 am
by Piano man
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Hey I'm bleeding here can someone get me a bandaide and some oitment.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:57 am
by trixie
If a bandaid could fix you, Brianna'd be all over it like a girl scout on a cookie.

But that ain't gonna do it buddy. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:59 am
by Laraqua
The switch and bait made me laugh!

Anywho, you can still walk Louie so go find them yourself!

Also, I was kidding about this thing being near completion. It's nowhere near.

Be funny if we just took on board more and more players and had a game spread across London! Shame I don't know Jack about London. Shoulda just picked Adelaide but London seemed so much more atmospheric and cool. I know, I know, I'm a retard!

Also, lol Trixie! You make me laugh.

Oh yeah, and be aware that exp will come in dribs and drabs. There's no ordering this thing! Oh well. You guys got any ideas?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:02 am
by paradys
All over London? that sounds like a sequel to me!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:08 am
by Mr. Handy
I love the idea, personally. It'd be easy to add in new characters that way. I know more about London than I do about Adelaide, but I've only visited London once for about a week. I've played a number of games that took place there, though, so I pretty much knew my way around before I ever set foot there. There's probably gobs of info about London available online, including maps of streets and Tube routes ("Mind the gap!"). Ooh, that sounds like a fun, scary idea. Maybe some characters get sealed in an underground train and end up trapped in the tunnels.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:10 am
by Laraqua
Hehe. This game runs real fast. It's like a marathon to keep up with you guys! Sometimes I'll go to post but there's been a post before me.

...

Like just then.

Imme & SuAside: Post your intended actions and I'll try to bring you up to everyone else's time zone by rushing you through all the consequences up until a consequence you wouldn't have tried. So yeah, just give me your tactics and I'll go from there. I'm assuming with you, Imme, you're gonna sneak for the doors, rush if there's an attack and dodge anything that comes near?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:13 am
by DSIGFUSS
What? Are we all English?

Laraqua wrote: Sometimes I'll go to post but there's been a post before me.


That just happened to me. It happens a few times in Chiucago too. WHen people are on they are really on. I know what you mean. haha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:28 am
by paradys
After his adventures in the twilight zone Leroy has eventually made contact with another player. woohoo!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:32 am
by Laraqua
Now play nice! I thought you two would be a good match. Particularly since that ambulance was getting a bit crowded.

Oh, and if I paste a nice musical link, and you're on a posting frenzy, prolly better to have it running in the background or paused, ready to run, for when you're posting or reading posts. At least while that link remains on the thread page. Unless, of course, you're at work or have no speakers! :lol: I really do think they help the mood.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:35 am
by paradys
unfortunatly my lousy computer has no audio so i keep on having to download the soundbytes to my mp3 player.

anyway i'm off to find a picture of Leroy. its only fair now he's made contact.

by the by. as far as expanding the game goes i used to live in London, as no doubt loads of people on this forum have, if that ever turns out to be any use.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:38 am
by Laraqua
It so will!

Also, I should start getting pictures for my characters, too. There was a good waitress one around somewhere for the bartender.

The main issue is that I'm slack.

Like, really slack.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:53 am
by paradys
talking about being slack, I apologise in advance for my choice of photo

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:05 am
by Mr. Handy
I'm glad we made contact too, and so is Sarah! With everyone else mysteriously gone and what she's just been through, she's terrified of being alone.

I do like the Silent Hill music and how it adds to the atmosphere. I've typically been opening it up in another window and playing it in the background while catching up on posts already.

Don't worry about not having a photo for Leroy yet. I only found one for Sarah a couple weeks ago myself also due to slackness, but I must say I rather like it. Her look is almost exactly what I had had in mind originally, and her uniform is so stylish.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:09 am
by paradys
Well, this has been some kind of mad posting session.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:12 am
by Mr. Handy
True. I barely had a chance to catch up in the other games I'm in here. I just saw Leroy's photo, and it's a nice one, by the way.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:15 am
by Seppuku
Would any of you guys be interested in a live game usin open RPG and/or a VOIP client like skype?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:16 am
by Laraqua
Sounds interesting. Good luck coordinating time zones, though!

Also, http://www.imageshack.us is the best image-shack hosting site I've found. Just upload your image, copy the link from Show to friends (or called something similar), paste in the post, then highlight and click Img.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:22 am
by Mr. Handy
That's exactly what I did. I used the thumbnail option, so you can click on it if you want to see Sarah in all her high-res glory. Imageshack can be a little slow sometimes, but I've got a fast connection so it's not a concern to me. It does have one important advantage: images hosted there remain hosted permanently, and you don't even need to register. Other sites like Photobucket regularly delete old photos after a few months or so, resulting in broken image links.

A live game would be interesting, if I've got time to set aside for it. I'm in the Eastern U.S. and I'm usually on only in the evenings during the week. At that time it's morning or early afternoon in Australia, but those in the UK and the European continent will probably be asleep at that time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:23 am
by Seppuku
I'm unemployed. Timezones are meaninless to me. Whenever we can work out a schedule maybe if everyone writes down what times they could be free for 2-3 hour session 1 or 2 nights a week we could figure soemthing out. Like I said my shcedule is open, and I'd just like soem practice as a Keeper so Solo Scenarios are even doable.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:26 am
by Mr. Handy
I'm not sure if I'll have time for a while. Even during the week I never have enough time, so I'd probably only be able to play on weekends if at all. I do have two weeks' vacation coming up at the start of September, though, so I'll have some time then.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:27 am
by Laraqua
We kinda had a play-by-post equivalent this past hour! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:35 am
by Mr. Handy
Yes, we did! :lol: It's actually been a couple of hours, though. Play-by-post games can move quickly indeed when a lot of players can be on at once. Well, I have other things that need doing tonight, but I'll check in frequently to see if anyone else posts.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:45 am
by Seppuku
Did you rule out the flashlight in my backpack thieve's kit? with the red filter?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:54 am
by Laraqua
:? :shock: :lol:

Whoopsy. Other than that, other than that! You wouldn't need the torch yet anyway so Becky would have still looked for a torch anyhow.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:58 am
by Seppuku
ya we needed batteries, but I don't think Lizzie is gonna be able to get on today. I'm gonan just hlp myself to her inventory. It's a crisis and I steal things for a living anyway. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:25 am
by trixie
trixie wrote: I must admit...I'm starting to feel like the nerdy kid in the front of math class who answers every question...lol
laraqua wrote: It's what you are, Trixie.


Trixie strides over to Lady Laraqua, eyes ablaze and jaw set in determination. She raises her pistol to her temple, and through clenched teeth, says menacingly,

"Admit it, you're one of us!"

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:55 am
by Laraqua
I lean my head against the gun.

"The threat of death is why I play! But you won't shoot me. You need me. I am the Lady Keeper!"

Tee hee.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:52 am
by paradys
Mr. Handy wrote: I just saw Leroy's photo, and it's a nice one, by the way.


thanks, but hands up who reconised the dude from csi

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:30 am
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: SuAside: Did you end up throwing that cup at the back wall? Gotta check before I can move that thread forward.

well, no, since you said it'd draw the metal tentacle crap through Jill & the kid. he wouldnt do it in that case. so he's waiting to see if he can do something or not.
Seppuku wrote: Did you rule out the flashlight in my backpack thieve's kit? with the red filter?

for burgling, blue filter is better.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:23 pm
by Mr. Handy
I didn't recognize the photo from CSI, but that's probably because I haven't watched it or any of the spinoffs.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:29 pm
by Laraqua
SuAside wrote:
Seppuku wrote: Did you rule out the flashlight in my backpack thieve's kit? with the red filter?

for burgling, blue filter is better.


How do you know these things? :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:27 pm
by Piano man
trixie wrote: Trixie strides over to Lady Laraqua, eyes ablaze and jaw set in determination. She raises her pistol to her temple, and through clenched teeth, says menacingly, :lol:

Laraqua wrote: "The threat of death is why I play! But you won't shoot me. You need me. I am the Lady Keeper!"


This is quite the friendship you two have developed.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:42 pm
by Laraqua
*bows*

I love you guys! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:15 pm
by imme
*reads through pages and pages of posts*
wow. just wow.
with how busy i am in real life right now, i'm very very glad that i'm only responsible for keeping up with a teeny bit of this huge game.

poor Jill, i think she's gone a bit crazy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:04 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:
SuAside wrote:
Seppuku wrote: Did you rule out the flashlight in my backpack thieve's kit? with the red filter?

for burgling, blue filter is better.

How do you know these things? :shock:

logic mostly. while it is true that armed forces usually use red light to read maps and so on, they do it because it keeps their maps readable. for instance, blue light one a terrain map = fubar (the yellow, green, white etc in the terrain becomes hard to read). they choose red because it is harder to see than white light, but also because it keeps the distinctions on the map.

blue is better however for burgling for 2 main reasons (imo).
1) blue is the color in the spectrum that has the lowest range. it becomes invisible sooner to the human eye than nearly all other common colors. that while red light is always looks closer than it really is (you can do the test with a blue and red light of the same intensity and same distance. the red will always appear closer, which is also why red means danger and is used in traffic lights ;) )
2) red is not a normal color to see. if you see a red light through a window, you dont expect it and are alerted by it. see blue light (which looks 'dim') and you just think there is little light inthere, but not necessarily something special going on.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:20 pm
by trixie
Trixie lowers her pistol from Lady Laraqua, spying a blue light in the distance. "I'll deal with you later" she mumbles to Laraqua, as she heads toward the light.

She walks swiftly and determinedly towards it, noticing it's movement behind a pile of boxes, and grits her teeth.

She points the pistol at the moving light, only to see SuAside robbing everyone blind of their twinkies.

"So you're an ordinary thief, eh? Say your last words!"

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:36 pm
by SuAside
my last words will be:

Image

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:46 pm
by Piano man
HA HA HA HA HA. That's disgusting

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:24 pm
by trixie
EEEEEEWWWW!!!

My eyes! My eyes! AAAHHH!!!

Trixie drops the gun and runs in terror of SuAside.....chocolate twinkies and whipping cream evident all over his mouth and cheeks.

Oh god! My eyes!!!!!YYAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:33 pm
by Seppuku
Um are those his fat legs, or does that guy have the biggest balls in the world? Pardon me while I dig my eyes out with a fork.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:20 pm
by trixie
LMAO!!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:38 pm
by SuAside
Seppuku wrote: Um are those his fat legs, or does that guy have the biggest balls in the world? Pardon me while I dig my eyes out with a fork.
Image

and one specially aimed at our friendly Keeper Laraqua:

Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:44 am
by Laraqua
I can't disagree with that.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:55 am
by trixie
I thought it was rather clever.

Laraqua....I'll put the gun down now :D Sorry for my temper! And no more twinkie talk for a while (shudders)...

Phew....I'm having entirely too much fun on here :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:42 pm
by Piano man
Image


Hey Ronald thanks for the cure light wounds. Didn't know you were a cleric.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:34 pm
by trixie
sniff sniff

nurse Brianna was no help at all I see....

just bein' silly is all

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:03 am
by Piano man
Image



I'm sorry.....who could forget nurse Brianna.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:20 am
by Mr. Handy
Image

"I know how you feel, kiddo. Four people somehow forgot this nurse ever existed!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:48 am
by trixie
Yes well....Sarah seemed a little preoccupied....

and grumpy.....lol

but you won't be alone long...i have a feeling her knight in shining armour is coming for her :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:20 am
by ImpInTraining
New player here. Figured I'd say Hi to you all, and goodbye to what's left of my sanity.

Laraqua, I'll find Joel in the thread and read a bit about him before making a decision. Thanks again for welcoming me in with warm tentacles.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:07 am
by ImpInTraining
M'kay... I can do Joel. He's how old, exactly? Does he have some stats or should I give him some? I'll need to know what he thought was so strange just then.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:28 pm
by paradys
Hi imp. we've managed to keep Joel alive so far...it might be a good job youre taking over though, i've a feeling things are going to start to get messy..

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:03 pm
by waferthinninja
Hi everyone (Laraqua and KiY particularly) - I am trying to keep posting but have been crazy busy the past week or so and I suspect it will continue. I am leaving my permie job and looking for contract work. Until I get a new job or leave my current one, I am having to field calls from agents, go on interviews etc and still keep up my job until I leave at the end of August. Just so you know I wont be posting that often.

Of course if anyone needs a web or SQL developer...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:51 pm
by SuAside
there are only like 14.400 IT jobs open in Belgium atm, i'm sure we can find you something. so put on your wading boots and cross the channel! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:18 pm
by ImpInTraining
Hi paradys, I've noticed. Thanks! You've done a pretty good job of it so far. Just ... um... give me a magazine if you intend on making moves on the nurse, ok?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:34 pm
by paradys
well, Leroy is just flirting at the moment, which for him is pretty much a reflex action whenever theres an attractive laydee around. having just seen his friend bleed from the eyeballs though, i'd have to say that was a bit of a moodkiller.

still you know what they say about life and death situations and what they do to the hormones. if things hot up we'll drop Joel off at the ball pool.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:52 pm
by ImpInTraining
Sounds good. I'm sure I can find something to keep me occupied while you get on with the nasty.

Laraqua,
Got my character sheet posted. Lemme know if anything needs tweaking. I have it saved in Byakhee if you would like a copy

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:16 am
by Mr. Handy
Welcome aboard, ImpInTraining! Joel has nothing to worry about, as Sarah is not that kind of girl. Besides, bad things tend to happen to guys who try to put the moves on her. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:54 am
by ImpInTraining
Ah yeah, I read that. Nothing like having the hots for a woman with baggage. Glad I'm only 15.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:27 am
by Laraqua
An APP 15 15-year-old boy ... why would your age keep you from flirting with nurses, anyhow? You should be at your most excitable!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:33 am
by ImpInTraining
Hey, don't get me wrong... I'm looking at the menu, I'm just not ordering from it. Joel is smart enough to know when someone is out of his league.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:36 am
by Laraqua
If I let Louie arrive, Leroy will be a gallant stud in comparison. If the two parties are in the same 'area', so to speak....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:41 am
by Mr. Handy
Actually, Sarah only has an 11 APP. Sure she's cute, but she won't win any beauty contests. Of course, she is the only woman these two have found alive (at least the only real one). She is twice Joel's age, though.

I don't think Louie would hit on Sarah. Jill is the object of his affections, and it's hard enough for him to even talk to her.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:43 am
by Laraqua
There's always Ronald, however... Hehe. Actually, I think Ronald's gentle manner might even win over the paranoid and frightened nurse... Who could resist those come-hither eyes and that sweet, soft and melodious voice? He even likes children!

Call of Cthulhu, bringing people together since 1977 (or some other date).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:45 am
by Mr. Handy
The guy with the best chance to win Sarah over is Geoff. He did rescue her after all, and the two of them have much in common. It's a pity for him that they got separated and now he doesn't even remember her.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:46 am
by Laraqua
Oh, I dunno, that whistling sounds pretty ominous. You might have a 15-year-old or a working class hero in a minute!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:40 am
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote: If I let Louie arrive, Leroy will be a gallant stud in comparison. If the two parties are in the same 'area', so to speak....


Image

I'm right here. I can hear what you're saying. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:39 am
by Laraqua
I've been reading Lovecraft.

Beware it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:40 am
by imme
Um ... where did Jill & Jason's adventure go? I've lost my thread!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:53 am
by Mr. Handy
I think you're still in this one.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:54 am
by paradys
Laraqua wrote: If I let Louie arrive, Leroy will be a gallant stud in comparison.


Wadya mean "in comparison"?

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:57 am
by Laraqua
I'm an idiot. I shoulda kicked you and SuAside back into your old thread rather than leaving you in their thread and giving them a nice, shiny new one. I pity the fool who attempts to follow along and read this mess! Oh well, this is for us to play, not them. Also the reason why didn't move all their separate posts to another thread is that the last time I attempted that, it only counted the highlighted posts on the current page.

Oh, and also, feel free if you want to post a poll or what-not. I don't mind a new thread if it's amusing or for a purpose. We're pretty relaxed down here in Ash where characters come many and multiplied.

Also, dear Leroy... We haven't seen your heroics just yet. Probably a good thing. do you really wanna be where Imme and SuAside is?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:59 am
by paradys
only joking. of course leroys much more of a stud in his own mind than he is in real life. i suspect that when it comes to the crunch Sarahs the one who'll be doing all the real ass kicking!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:54 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Ronald blushes.......

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:01 pm
by ImpInTraining
I've a question - which side is the 'rear part of the hospital'?

When I get down from the 1st floor to the ground floor, I get kind of confused. I think I have it figured out though. It seems like the orientation to North (whichever way north is) gets shifted 90 degrees counter-clockwise as you get to the ground floor, if I judge by the location of the lift/elevator. Is this correct?

And about dice rolls... do we make any whenever we want to attempt the occasional random skill check? Like right now, I could make a Chemistry roll (at 1% chance) to try to determine if this coldness is chemically based... do I assume the Keeper makes these rolls for me, or just toss the bones and post the results?

Also, my apologies in advance - in the event I attempt and slaughter any part of the British accent I'm supposed to be portraying. I am American, after all, but I try.

I watched Hot Fuzz last night, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. I don't know if they are as popular over in GB as they are in the USA, but they're the guys who brought us Shawn of the Dead. Both great movies. But when I tried to follow some of their general conversations with the others in the movie sometimes I would miss something because the accent was too thick. Many English people tend to speak really fast in comparison with Americans. Guess that's because we've only been speaking English for 350 years or so over here... heh. Anyway, it makes be glad that these posts are all captioned for me by default. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:44 pm
by paradys
Pegg and Frost are very well known in GB. They started out in a sitcom called Spaced, about some British slacker types who share a house, which is well worth getting hold of if you can.

I was disappointed with Hot Fuzz though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:14 pm
by trixie
A topic of discussion last night at our place was the jargon that usually goes in a game when we're trying to keep the mood going. (Such as a 1930's game, we look up typical 1930's jargon to go along so that it sounds more time sensitive and fitting) It can be a great way to add to the ambiance.

A HUGE website I found to support this is http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/

Just a thought....Brianna/Shilo are going to begin to speak in British slang, and I'm challenging others who aren't doing this, to endeavour the same. :)


And just a sidenote....if only to make you laugh....everyone look up sandwich.....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:33 pm
by ImpInTraining
If Brianna and Shilo are going to be talking about sandwiches, I want to move to their thread!

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:11 am
by Piano man
You do know that Brianna is nine right. eewwww :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:11 am
by Mr. Handy
paradys wrote: only joking. of course leroys much more of a stud in his own mind than he is in real life. i suspect that when it comes to the crunch Sarahs the one who'll be doing all the real ass kicking!

Oddly enough, Sarah is one of the better characters at combat. When I'd rolled her up, I'd been thinking I wanted her to be able to help out in a fight and have a chance at holding her own if she had to fight alone, but only a handful of characters have a lot of points invested in combat skills. Her 17 Dex (lucky roll, that!) means she will usually get to strike first, and that 70% in Knife is downright deadly - plus she can parry some attacks. Right now she just has a small knife, which only does 1d4 damage (2d4 on an impale), but if she ever gets her hands on a real fighting knife... :D

She's also got that 25% in Martial Arts. It's not much, but it allows her to choose on the fly which enemy to parry rather than commit before the round begins - though if she has to fight multiple opponents she's in real deep trouble. It also makes some of her unarmed attacks a lot more powerful. She only has the default scores there, so her kicks won't connect all that frequently, but when they do that 2d6 damage will hurt!

I'm a Yank too, but I also love British TV shows and movies, especially comedies. Thanks for the slang link, Trixie. I'll see if I can work some of that in.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:15 am
by Piano man
Image

Ok Sarah is definitely off of Louies list of possible love interests. She could totatly kick his ass. Then again maybe that wouldn't be so bad. Can I call her mommy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:13 am
by paradys
of course slang is very easy to get wrong..or out of context

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:15 am
by ImpInTraining
paradys wrote: Pegg and Frost are very well known in GB. They started out in a sitcom called Spaced, about some British slacker types who share a house, which is well worth getting hold of if you can.

I'll certainly keep my eyes out for it. Maybe they'll play it someday on the BBC... but Blockbuster online doesn't cover it. Pity.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:52 am
by Laraqua
You may make your own rolls, just make sure to write what you are doing and why.

Your right about the Ground Floor not sharing the usual orientation with the rest of the floors. That's the problem when you get that floor from a different source to all of the others. I shoulda mentioned it or rotated it, however.

And British television for the win!

Now all we need is a few Red Dwarf references and we're set.

Oh, and I liked Hot Fuzz too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:02 am
by Mr. Handy
I already made one Red Dwarf reference. A free imaginary cookie to whoever finds it first!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:45 am
by ImpInTraining
I'm not sure what Red Dwarf is referring to. :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:49 am
by Laraqua
wikipedia it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:56 am
by ImpInTraining
Ah, well... that explains it. We don't get the good British programming over here. It seems to me we just get the stuff you guys don't want.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:24 am
by paradys
i wouldn't worry about it too much. it seems most of the best programmes on british tv are american now anyway.

most of the episodes of Spaced are available on youtube if you want to check it out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:11 am
by ImpInTraining
Sweet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:31 pm
by Piano man
If you haven't seen Red Dwarf, I highly recomend you look it up on Youtube. It's worth watching

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:16 pm
by trixie
Download it? Ten lashes under the armpit with a wet noodle! You mean rent it??

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:32 pm
by Piano man
Yeah rent it........that's what I meant

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:05 pm
by trixie
ssssuuuuuuuurrrrrre ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:29 pm
by imme
Hey all, sorry, but I'm going to be without internet until Monday night. Sigh, I know I'm going to have pages and pages to read when I get back. :roll: :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:23 pm
by Zombiedla
I will not be able to post over the weekend. But I'll be back Sunday night!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:59 pm
by DSIGFUSS
OK Trixie... I started with the British lingo. Managed to put 3 in one post. Match that!

1)Off your Bird
2)sodding
3)dodgy

Mind you... most of my British Lingo comes from Spike and Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (awesome show!)

Ronlald is pretty peeved though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:38 pm
by trixie
HIGH FIVE BUDDY! :lol:

I'm surprised how many words have been adopted in Candian/US english, like scuzzbucket, schmooze, or how about "I gotta go see a man about a dog...."

Paradys, I know you're laughing yourself silly at all this, and you'll probably continue to. Of course sometimes things are taken out of context...pardon us canadians while we butcher your language :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:39 pm
by ImpInTraining
Yeah, don't have a cow man... I mean... um... don't get yourself aerated!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:48 pm
by Mr. Handy
They used to show Red Dwarf on PBS, which was when I first watched it. NJN (the New Jersey Network) also aired it, but it hasn't been on for yonks. I've also got the Red Dwarf novels, which are very different and go into a lot more detail, and are just as hysterical as the show. I even picked up two during my trip to London that I've never seen on this side of the Pond.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:24 am
by Laraqua
trixie wrote: Download it? Ten lashes under the armpit with a wet noodle! You mean rent it??


Video piracy is a major problem in Australia. Please help us stop it. If you buy or rent a tape you believe is not the genuine article, please call this toll-free number for advice...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:17 am
by trixie
Image

Shilo's last words.....

I died in vain...........

dum...dum..da.dum....dum...da.dum dum dum daaaa... dum......

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:41 am
by paradys
trixie wrote: Paradys, I know you're laughing yourself silly at all this, and you'll probably continue to.


thats alright me old mucker, theres no need to take the hoof, it just sounded like a bit of a palaver.

actually dsigfuss attempt was pretty good ( better than mine! ). i was just worried it would all start to sound like a bad play.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:44 am
by Laraqua
Laraqua wrote:
trixie wrote: Download it? Ten lashes under the armpit with a wet noodle! You mean rent it??


Video piracy is a major problem in Australia. Please help us stop it. If you buy or rent a tape you believe is not the genuine article, please call this toll-free number for advice...


My statement was in jest, by the way. It's a quote of what we see at the start of rented video cassettes.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:01 am
by ImpInTraining
Now you tell me... after I've already made the call!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:41 pm
by Piano man
I'm posting from jail and you were kidding. I should never have turned myself in.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:32 pm
by trixie
:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:06 am
by ODIOUS
Sorry my family has been sick all week I will get a post on tonight before I pass out I swear
thanks

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:36 am
by Laraqua
For those wondering, this game does have investigative horror in it. There are whole plot threads to locate, clues to find...
Making his way to the sink he squirts the antibacterial soap on his hands, and holds them under the automatic faucets. The sink gurgles a moment and spits out a frothy thick burst of pulpy liquid that resembles scorched milk all over Mark's hand's as he smiles, and checks his teeth for bits of lodged popcorn in the mirror.


Hey, good on ya for referencing a fact from another thread. I'm very impressed! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:38 am
by Seppuku
It's a good story. I stopped reading too much though because I didn't want to ruin it for myself.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:17 am
by ImpInTraining
Laraqua wrote: For those wondering, this game does have investigative horror in it. There are whole plot threads to locate, clues to find...

Ah, if that's in reference to my statement in that WWII thread, my apologies. I didn't mean to imply there was no plot going on here. I'm just afraid that any plots going on here are way outside of any of our abilities to thwart them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:24 am
by Laraqua
Not offended. Just thoughtful. 8)

And there's plenty of things you can stop or deal with. This just makes it more obvious that the bigger things are out of your control. :lol: Trust me, people still exist and where people exist, clues and conspiracies exist.

You just gotta bring a shovel and dig 'em up. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:33 am
by Seppuku
At the cost of my sanity and all of your lives I will get to the bottom of this...

Just don't let my hands get too messed up from my insanity hand washing :P Those are my money makers.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:04 am
by Laraqua
We'll wait a bit now, Seppuku. Give the others a chance to post. Good cliffhanger for you too, I think!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:09 am
by Seppuku
Insomnia and cliffhangers are a bad combo. So how is your day goin so far? it's 3am here, and I 'm thinking maybe I can go to sleep in the next few hours.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:18 am
by Laraqua
5:42 pm here. It's winter and the windows of these apartment buildings are always wet - on the inside - and I mean, droplets of water running down them sorta wet. So I put a whole bunch of thing in the corner in front of the window. Big mistake! mould right down that wall. Mould behind the cupboard that's in front of it too. Mouldy window sills. No wonder why I had an itchier nose and eyes than I've had in awhile. Mould gives me hay fever. So yeah, sprayed Mould Away. Moved stuff outta the way, including a ripped Half Life 2 poster my de facto loves - doesn't know it's ripped either.

Good times!

Hehe, if you're bored, we can Chit-Chat for awhile?

Also, did you notice that this game is rushing to beat every other game's post-counts? Sure, way more characters in this game so it makes sense, but also, makes me proud to be a Keeper.

This kinda speed would never do for The Last Express, though. That game is far more polished - it's sorta the theme of it, being polished and conspiracy-minded. This game is meant to be rough, slightly surreal and imminently more dangerous. But yeah, I need to keep up in The Last Express because the focus is on PC-NPC interactions and PC-PC interactions. The setting is pretty static but what people are doing in the various rooms matters the most. If I ever came back to see people rushing about the train and talking to each other I'd be dismayed! Sure, sit in the Smoking Room and chat as much as you like, but don't swap cars that often and dance up and down the corridors constantly! The butler might be poisoning people in the other room!

(NB. To players in the game from this one. This doesn't mean you can't go between cars. Particularly not at the moment when you're the only ones aboard, mostly. It just means not to go into a 15-new-posts-since-I-last-checked posting-frenzy of all-about-the-place when it's loaded up with NPCs. Some of whom might be about to kill you. That's all! 8) )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:25 am
by Seppuku
Never hurt to spray a little bleach water on the mold too. You should Caulk up your windows maybe... I have had a really slow day. It just dragged on and on. So any plans for tonight, or just combating the mold?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:30 am
by Laraqua
Caulk?

Well, I'm just basically cleaning up after turning the place upside down looking for a CD frost had loaned from uni. No complaints, really. Having everything on the floor gives you a whole new perspective on just what you can throw out. I've thrown out three bags of stuff so far - not rubbish, but stuff - and that's pretty good. We don't bring much new stuff into the flat, just some magazines and a lot of uni texts, so reducing the stuff in the place should mean the place stays reduced.

Other than that, well, playing World of Darkness' Demon the Fallen is a possibility but not a highly probably one, being that its 6:00PM and my partner's still away. He was doing a band jam scheduled for 9 AM (so he woke up at 7:30) but the driver/lift needed to haul the amps, guitars, etc. didn't arrive till 11 AM so combine sleep deprivation and six hours of jamming and you get one guy who'll be too tired to play. That's all right, though.

Other then that, I'll probably just continuing working on the Travel Module - a series of mini-scenarios to be inserted when investigators are in-transit from here to there. Currently doing one on the King in Yellow: The Musical.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:33 am
by Seppuku
Enlighten me as to what World of Darkness is.... another RPG? Don't throw stuff out this is the age of Ebay... someone will want your old useless junk.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:35 am
by Laraqua
An aging CRT monitor? Pants ripped across the crotch? A mouldy Red Sox bag? :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:38 am
by Seppuku
ummm... well just put "haunted" in front of every items name. That oughta sell it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:41 am
by Laraqua
WoD is another type of RPG, yeah, a gothic horror type mostly, larger than life but with more of a conspiracy-focus than D&D. So, think D&D's potent character's with innocence becoming perverted over time. Degradation and power! How swell! 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:43 am
by Seppuku
I read a little about it on their webpage. Sounds cool. I liked the part about invisible spiders whispering into autistic children's ears. :P I need to try to go to bed I guess. I'll pop in, and see if anyone has posted again before I nod off.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:34 pm
by Laraqua
Louie's thread is private! Off-limits! For now, at least. Capish? :shock: 8) :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:47 pm
by Mr. Handy
So we're not allowed to read it? I already read the first five posts there before this one showed up, so I'll refrain from reading the rest.

EDIT: I've also played some WoD in college (Vampire: the Masquerade) and even did a couple of LARPs. Fun times!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:48 pm
by Laraqua
:lol: That's okay. Stuff happens, no?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:10 am
by trixie
Yes stuff happens...matter of fact my posting will be moving to once a day now, because I'm back to work. Bummer! :( But that's okay, sometimes good to relax a bit anyhow.

Hey Laraqua....what star sign are you really? (i spied the convo in the idea thread....now I have to ask..... 8) )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:30 pm
by Laraqua
[OOC: I rolled a 2 on 1d100 on my roll to hit. Is this a critical hit? Does it do additional damage? The basic damage I rolled this time was 2 on 1d3, in addition to the 3 damage from the first punch.]

Punches aren't impales. Only sharp weapons are, though correct me if I'm wrong. I'll give you a +1 to damage, is all, and others too, if it would otherwise be an impale.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:39 pm
by Mr. Handy
Okay, fair enough. I know punches don't impale. Only sharp weapons impale (and only if you stab rather than slash), as well as all firearms. If I'd rolled a 1, then Martial Arts would have kicked in and Lionel would have caused 2d3 damage instead, but so far he's done great!

EDIT: I believe the way Martial Arts works is that you only make one attack roll for whatever personal attack you're using. If that attack hits and the number rolled is less than or equal to your Martial Arts skill, you then roll twice as many damage dice (though the damage bonus, if any, is not doubled). Thus, Thomas and Mark would not need to roll Martial Arts and would have their damage doubled since their attack rolls were 75 or under and they hit their targets. Mark should get an additional roll of 1d3 rather than just doubling the 1 he got for damage, and Thomas should cause 2d6 damage instead of 2d3 since he used a kick and not a punch.

For example, Sarah has 50% in Fist/Punch, 25% in Kick, and 25% in Martial Arts. If she tries to punch an enemy, she does 2d3 damage on a roll of 1-25, 1d3 damage on a roll of 26-50, and no damage on a roll of 51-100. If she tries to kick an enemy, she does 2d6 damage on a roll of 1-25 and no damage on a roll of 26-100.

By the way, I like the idea of players continuing to control their characters as monsters after they turn into them. Early on in Zombie Apocalypse, when Welsh was the sole Keeper, one of the players asked him if we could continue controlling PCs who turned into zombies, but he decided against it. However, that game is complex enough even without that, everyone plays multiple characters, and zombified PCs don't tend to last long anyway.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:07 am
by trixie
C'mon Mr. Handy, don't take away all my fun! How come you don't want a little kiss anyway? I won't bite......much.
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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:09 am
by Mr. Handy
[Sorry I have no portrait for Lionel yet, but I haven't had time to look for one yet. Nice pic for Shilo the zombie, though!]

"Ahem. It would be unethical for me to kiss a paitent."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:00 am
by Seppuku
Isn't grapple base 25%? I don't want to be grabbed by ghoulies if I don't have to be...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:05 am
by Mr. Handy
Base Grapple for humans is 25%. These things may be different. Plus, if they get surprise (like when they attacked Sarah and Lionel) the Grapple seems to be automatic. Their kiss seems to have a 25% chance to hit, but they need to grab you first.

By the way, the Red Dwarf reference was "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast." That was the catchphrase of Rimmer's heroic alter ego Ace from a parallel universe, which he said whenever he was about to do something incredibly brave. Sarah said it right before she went into the cab of the ambulance and nearly met her doom.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:11 am
by Laraqua
You can break a grapple with an attack if you like, though, not just an opposed grapple. odd that...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:15 am
by Mr. Handy
Yes, but I believe you can only do that in the round right after the Grapple succeeds. Lionel pulled it off twice in a row. After that I think you need a STR vs. STR Resistance Roll (or you can simply kill or incapacitate your opponent).

One advantage of using Grapple to parry an attacker's Grapple is that you can also try to Dodge. If you attack instead, you don't get a Dodge roll.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:16 am
by Laraqua
Thank you for that clarification. Please be my combat guide. I find it rather complex!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:22 am
by Mr. Handy
You're welcome. It is rather complicated, but I'm more familiar with the combat rules because I'm a fairly new Keeper and have gone over them recently for Zombie Apocalypse. There's a lot of combat there, and zombies Grapple frequently. One character, even though insane, managed to use Grapple and Dodge successfully for several rounds running to avoid being grabbed or bitten.

I'll be glad to help with other rules clarifications. You might want to take note of the Martial Arts rules I mentioned on the previous page too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:47 am
by Seppuku
I kind of liked rolling for my Martial arts everytime, but this way is alot easier. If anyone can explain critical hits and misses to me that would be great. And then... If I could get a good description, or simple map of all the exits from the theatre that'd be greeeeaaat, oh I'm also going to need you to come into work on Saturday too Yaaaa.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:02 am
by Mr. Handy
I should have been in bed a while ago, but before I go to bed here's how critical hits and misses work:

A critical hit is usually a roll of 1-5 on 1d100, and means something very good happens. Possibly extra damage, or your attack ignores enemy armor, or the like. Exactly what happens is up to the Keeper. A critical failure is a roll of 96-100, and means something very bad happens. You hurt yourself by mistake, you hurt a friend, you drop your weapon, or something similar. Again, it's up to the Keeper.

Firearms and some other types of weapons have a Malfunction number (usually somewhere in the high 90s, or possibly 100 for really reliable weapons). If you roll that number or higher, your weapon suffers a mishap. If you're firing a revolver, it's usually just a dud round. If you've got an automatic weapon, it has probably jammed. Worse things could happen too at the Keeper's discretion.

An impale is different from a critical hit. Only certain weapons impale. Pointy weapons can impale when you stab with them (knives, spears, many swords). All firearms impale as well. An impale occurs when you roll 1/5 of your skill or less. If your skill is 50%, you get an impale on a roll of 10 or less. If your skill is 49%, you only get an impale on a 9 or less. For impales you roll double damage dice, so an impale with a small knife would do 2d4 damage instead of 1d4. If you impale with a hand weapon rather than a firearm, add your damage bonus if any (unlike with Marital Arts, I believe the damage bonus is doubled in this case, though I'm not certain). Your weapon also gets stuck in your opponent. You may try to remove it in the following round by making a skill roll against your skill with that weapon. If you succeed, you pull it out (though that causes no further damage). If you fail, it remains stuck and you can try again next round. Thrown pointy weapons can impale and get stuck too, though they only get half of your damage bonus and you would actually have to reach your enemy to pull out the weapon.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:37 pm
by Mr. Handy
[I didn't want to double post, but I want to make sure this post gets read, which it might not be if I just edited my last one.]

Whoa, Nellie! Slow down a bit in the cinemaplex thread, please! You just skipped Lionel for 3 or 4 combat rounds while I was asleep, and I didn't have time to post in the morning before leaving for work. In my last post Lionel was looking behind the bar for a weapon, but you never said if he found one, and I never had a chance to have him do anything about the dog or head for the door before Mark shut it. It's not really fair to punish Lionel because I have to do real life stuff like sleep and go to work. I'll post in the cinemaplex thread once you let me know what (if anything) Lionel found and how I'm supposed to catch up.

Also, thanks for the cinemaplex map, but it's way too small to read!

You never did tell me whether Sarah's mobile phone still works after she checked it in the other thread (I presume it still does).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:31 am
by Laraqua
Hehe, sorry, you're right. It woulda taken one combat round to get behind the bar (which is to the far side of the lobby), another round to spot and grab an unbroken bottle, and the third round to get back into it anyway. Still, you mighta wanted to call something out and for that I apologise.

Btw, Lizzie, to reason away why your character didn't get involved, I've moved her somewhere else... PM me to find out more... :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:33 am
by Mr. Handy
That's okay. No shotgun or cricket bat then? What's the base skill and damage on that bottle? It might pay for Lionel to just keep using his fists instead. I'll post once you've answered.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:36 am
by Laraqua
Well, this is how I see it. A vodka bottle ain't that hard to swing, and this one got emptied when the top part broke off, so I say about 25%. 1d6+db. When it deals 6 damage, it shatters, and from then on gives 1d6+2+db until it deals another 6 damage. This is a bastardization of CoC, WoD rules, so I'm fine if anyone wants to argue the point.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:39 am
by Mr. Handy
Sounds okay. So it's basically a small club until it breaks. In Lionel's case fists are probably better in the short term, especially if the dog is almost finished. He can't break the end off on purpose first? How badly injured does the dog look?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:40 am
by Laraqua
It looks almost dead.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:41 am
by Mr. Handy
Okay, fists it is. He can still take the bottle with him by sticking it in his jacket pocket.

EDIT: I also had Lionel grab a cloth while he was there, since there's bound to be one, and secure it over his mouth on his way back.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:09 am
by ODIOUS
Good thing the crowd stepped in I guess being old has its advantages.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:55 am
by TheKingInYellow
I just dropped a $1300 on my tickets to Japan for Christmas, I feel so woefully broke.

If Island of Yomi hasn't wrapped up by then, I'll garner some new experience... If it has, I'll duke it out with the buddhist monks for a different kind of experience.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:16 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Bit behind on the chit chat ladies and gents. But i wanted to comment on a post from before.
paradys wrote: thats alright me old mucker, theres no need to take the hoof, it just sounded like a bit of a palaver.


If somebody played a character like that, it would rock. Now is that a hard core cockney (or however you spell it) accent and is that the kind of dialect even regular English have trouble understanding? It reminds me of the Newfies here in Canada.(Newfoundland) Unless you're from Newfoundland, it's really hard to undestand what they are saying cuz of all these crazy euphamism's nobody but the Newfies know. It's awesome. I'd love it if somebody played a character that nobody could understand but was speaking English. Hah!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:21 pm
by Mr. Handy
ODIOUS wrote: Good thing the crowd stepped in I guess being old has its advantages.


I think it had less to do with Lionel being old and more to do with Thomas alienating the crowd by saying within earshot of them that he wanted to abandon them while Lionel wanted to bring them to safety and treat them. Lionel's Credit Rating of 50% didn't hurt either, but there wasn't even a need to roll after Thomas's words and actions.

Isn't democracy great? 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:53 pm
by ImpInTraining
Did you guys see this yet:

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:34 am
by ODIOUS
Democarcy or Divine intervetion ethor way the gods were smilling on that one.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:37 am
by Laraqua
Wasn't a very good first aid kit anyhow - I doubt panadol would do much for anyone. Lionel is the real First Aid Kit in this adventure. You shoulda bonked him on the head and moved on...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:39 am
by ODIOUS
Funny you say that because if I could have figured out how to roll a knock out punch.I'd still have my tie around my neck not my arm.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:41 am
by Laraqua
I'm not even sure how one does a Knock Out Punch. Mr. Handy? It certainly may have worked. While you did clearly make yourself an enemy of the audience, they've been through a lot. Prove you're a great fighter, even with a lucky strike, and the others may just stare at their feet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:44 am
by ODIOUS
I think i've got them figured out but then agin I might be reading the resetence chart backwards but I dont think so. Some clarifaction would be accetable Mr handy

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:57 am
by Mr. Handy
To try to knock someone out, just declare you're doing that as part of your attack (with a punch, kick, grapple, head butt, club, blackjack, or something similar). Roll damage as normal, then pit the results against the victim's current HP on the Resistance Table. On a success, the target takes 1/3 of the damage rolled, rounded down, and is knocked out for several minutes. A successful First Aid or Medicine roll will wake the victim immediately. On a failure, the target simply takes the damage rolled.

Your best chance to hit would have been a punch, at 50%. This would have done 2d3 damage, for an average of 4. Lionel has 9 Con, which means on average you'd have had 12.5% chance of knocking him out (25% on the Resistance Table, halved for the chance to hit). If you'd gotten the minimum damage of 2, you'd only have had a 7.5% chance overall. With maximum damage of 6, you'd still have had only a 17.5% chance. However, if you remove half or more of his current hit points in one blow, he would have needed to roll CON x 5 to stay conscious. Since he has 10 HP, causing 5 or more damage would force this roll and would have had a 55% chance of knocking him out even if he passed the Resistance roll.

A kick would only have a 25% chance of connecting in the first place, but it causes more damage (in this case 2d6). Any roll of 8 or more damage would have KOed Lionel automatically. Of course, if you rolled too high you might have killed him.

Lionel also would have had the opportunity to both Parry and Dodge the attack, thus further reducing the chance of actually hitting him in the first place. And if you had attacked him and failed, you would have further angered the crowd. They might even have thought Thomas had turned into a monster, but even if they didn't they still could have clobbered him.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:11 am
by ODIOUS
Yes i drank the water out of toilet tanks. If I do become infected Lionel could be in big big trouble.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:44 am
by Laraqua
The bar tender reappears from the storeroom behind the bar and looks nervously at them all. She carries a high-powered rifle in her slender hands, mounted with a torch, and has a dual shoulder holster slung with handguns. A large first aid kit, similar to what paramedics' wear, was slung over her hip. She looks quite a sight, almost toppling over under all that weight.

"The perimeters' been breached," she says in a soft, low voice. "Perhaps, w-we should find s-someplace else? The others have gone to get help. I chose to come help you all. W-we'd need to be quiet... Wrapping our shoes in cloth would work..." She looks about nervously. "W-well?"


Considering how hard it is to reason away a fully-armed, well-trained figure into a survival horror, I thought I'd put her up for grabs. Must be a frequent-poster to keep up with the Cinemaplex threads, though (at least willing to post maybe three times a day).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:05 am
by Mr. Handy
Jennifer is awesome! I've already got a character in the Cinemaplex thread, though. It is hard to keep up there. I can manage to post three times a day provided that they're all within a six hour window in the evening (or it's on a weekend).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:10 am
by Laraqua
That six-hour window is the same one almost everyone in this thread shares. Thomas has his own weapon in his car boot, so he should be fine, and Mark may well find such things, or better things, in the Cinemaplex. If you're fine to play two characters, perhaps often in the same post, then I'm fine with that. You'll get a +3 Edu to your Education stat (maximum 21) to represent her hard-core training even at the tender age of 17, 10 Cthulhu Mythos points from stuff she's heard about/read on the Internet, but -1d20 sanity points and a likely-to-be-found phobia as well.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:15 am
by Mr. Handy
I've got enough characters, so I'll leave her to someone else. It would be cool to play Lionel and Sarah in the same thread if they can ever be reunited, however. I've enjoyed having them communicate back and forth between their threads.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:17 am
by Laraqua
If... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:00 am
by trixie
Personally I'd be in misery if I had both characters in the same thread. Kinda like playing with myself... :lol:

Oops....once again I've stuck my foot in my mouth....or was that my knee....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:02 am
by Laraqua
Especially since the two characters in question are cousins, or sisters, aren't they? At least, the real-life versions you modelled them off are.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:03 am
by Mr. Handy
When I was a player in Zombie Apocalypse, I had four characters and they were frequently paired off. Dialogue does go a lot faster when you write both sides of it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:21 am
by Laraqua
Sorry Jennifer's being so bossy! :lol: I don't want an NPC to be the one in charge! Oh well, I can't promise all her ideas are necessarily going to work. Just a warning. Don't assume Keeper-controlled characters are infallible.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:24 am
by Mr. Handy
For that matter, we shouldn't assume our own characters are infallible either! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:53 am
by trixie
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Miss me yet? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:55 am
by Laraqua
I vote you wet her! :lol: Water dissolves corpses! Right?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:29 am
by paradys
DSIGFUSS wrote: Bit behind on the chit chat ladies and gents. But i wanted to comment on a post from before.
paradys wrote: thats alright me old mucker, theres no need to take the hoof, it just sounded like a bit of a palaver.


If somebody played a character like that, it would rock. Now is that a hard core cockney (or however you spell it) accent and is that the kind of dialect even regular English have trouble understanding?


thats a very stereotyped version of how a cockney would speak. i'm not sure anyone talks like that anymore in real life, unless they're 'taking the mick' - thanks to tv and films though everyone would understand the slang. might make a good comedy character now that i think about it.

there are still accents that some people might have trouble understanding - especially geordie ( from around newcastle ) and scottish. when i went to college the guy in the room next door was from edinburgh and i still had quite a strong yorkshire accent. we were great friends but it was about three months before each of us could tell what the other one was saying.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:43 am
by paradys
Ha ha ha! while everyone else is fighting super killer zombies we're rescuing kittens from lockers. i should have mentioned that i pm'd laraqua and asked if i could play the 'cute' version where everybody survives and gets rewarded with candy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:41 am
by Laraqua
Cute and cuddly, absolutely! 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:50 pm
by Laraqua
Oh yeah, Mr. Handy, mark down that paramedic's kit in your inventory. I'm tossing up between having it give an added 20% to First Aid skill (though that sorta doesn't make sense coz a bigger pack wouldn't help n00bs like me get better - though it might help professionals) or having it heal 2d3 when you roll beneath 20% of your First Aid skill. It's a bit more cinematic than the usual Cthulhu but this is also potentially far more lethal.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:20 pm
by Laraqua
Sarah, Joel and Leroy have a Middles!

See? Super-happy cute-town! No zombies or wires, a cat?! What DID you expect, btw?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:26 pm
by Laraqua
Has anyone figured out what the Ash is yet? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:32 pm
by Piano man
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I don't know what it is, but I sure hope I'm not expected to clean it up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:00 pm
by trixie
paradys wrote: Ha ha ha! while everyone else is fighting super killer zombies we're rescuing kittens from lockers. i should have mentioned that i pm'd laraqua and asked if i could play the 'cute' version where everybody survives and gets rewarded with candy.


Aaawww....no fair! So far all Dahlia's been cuddling with is a big black metal machine....not the cute cuddly version that's for sure!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:05 pm
by Laraqua
It's a cat. I'm not sure how long they'll manage to keep a hold of it. Dahlia may get it after all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:04 pm
by DSIGFUSS
I'm guessing Supernatural Nuclear winter. (for the Ash)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:21 pm
by Mr. Handy
It's made of people! Ash is made of people!

I'll make the inventory adjustments shortly. I think it would be better if the paramedic's kit restores 2d3 when rolling 20% of skill or less. With Lionel's high skill this will probably be better than having an effective 100% in First Aid, though the way I roll sometimes I may regret not having that. By the way, Lionel already moved the dog into the bathroom in my last IC post in the Cinemaplex thread last night.

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"Middles is sooo precious! He's much more cuddly than those horrid zombies. *shudder*"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:54 am
by DSIGFUSS
Of coarse its people, I've seen Schindler's list.
I'm just saying a little fallout from a mysterious chemical mushroom cloud might have done the vaping.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:09 am
by trixie
Congrats Mr Handy, you won the brownie award! I agree, the ash is people...people's remains that is. Do I get a sucker now? lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:15 am
by coffee demon
If this turns into a road-warrior-type post apocalyptic thing, where everyone is wandering the streets of london wearing nothing but leather ginch, with hatchets and old motorbikes, let me know cuz I'm IN!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:05 am
by Laraqua
Mr. Handy's right. Also, Coffee demon, it's looking that way.

Jennifer...

http://towelianism.files.wordpress.com/ ... _chick.jpg

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:00 am
by imme
coffee demon wrote: If this turns into a road-warrior-type post apocalyptic thing, where everyone is wandering the streets of london wearing nothing but leather ginch, with hatchets and old motorbikes, let me know cuz I'm IN!


"I said I wouldn't kill you. I reckon you got a bargain." :D

Next Luck roll: Luck (at 40): grab more kids (1d100=98) :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:10 am
by Seppuku
Is the Ash Cthulhu's Dandruff?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:34 am
by Laraqua
imme wrote:
coffee demon wrote: If this turns into a road-warrior-type post apocalyptic thing, where everyone is wandering the streets of london wearing nothing but leather ginch, with hatchets and old motorbikes, let me know cuz I'm IN!


"I said I wouldn't kill you. I reckon you got a bargain." :D

Next Luck roll: Luck (at 40): grab more kids (1d100=98) :(


Dang...

I mean, don't that count as a catastrophic failure or something?

Well, on the plus side, you could play Jennifer! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:38 am
by trixie
http://towelianism.files.wordpress.com/ ... _chick.jpg

Uh....did anyone else click Laraqua's pic of Jennifer.....because um......wow.

I mean I'm a chick and as a chick I think she's hot....not that I'm shopping for a chick or anything....but DANG.

To all the men out there wanting a little eye candy, click on the link above. :lol: Or....er.......ya ok just click it before i change my mind. ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:42 am
by ImpInTraining
If I've fallen behind (don't know just yet) I have to apologize. I had to buy a new laptop today because my old laptop won't stay plugged in unless I'm holding the power cord with one hand while I type with the other. Now ... since Vista is on every new system out there, I'm reloading software and applying patches as necessary as well as learning the new Vista operating system details.

Just wanted to let ya'll know what's going on. For more details, feel free to read my BLOG.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:22 am
by SuAside
trixie wrote: I mean I'm a chick and as a chick I think she's hot....not that I'm shopping for a chick or anything....but DANG.

To all the men out there wanting a little eye candy, click on the link above. :lol: Or....er.......ya ok just click it before i change my mind. ha ha ha

meh... not my kind o' girl...

Jason might think otherwise though. but then again, virgins tend to last longer in horror flicks so he might be better off as he is!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:19 pm
by Piano man
So now that Jill is crazy, does Louie stand a chance? How much sanity do you have to lose before he looks good? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:51 pm
by trixie
Oh Louie....you really want Jill to like ya?
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Sure you don't want a little kiss from me? lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:27 pm
by Piano man
Oh Trixie. You know I only have eyes for you. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:17 am
by TheKingInYellow
trixie wrote: http://towelianism.files.wordpress.com/ ... _chick.jpg

Uh....did anyone else click Laraqua's pic of Jennifer.....because um......wow.

I mean I'm a chick and as a chick I think she's hot....not that I'm shopping for a chick or anything....but DANG.

To all the men out there wanting a little eye candy, click on the link above. :lol: Or....er.......ya ok just click it before i change my mind. ha ha ha


Link doesn't go anywhere anymore. I'll just imagine a chick...

...

Ooh yeah, she's pretty hot.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:30 am
by Laraqua
I b elieve the original link in my post may still work. It did when I last checked - though Trixie's doesn't.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:32 am
by trixie
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Sigh......here ya go. I mean really.....the catering I need to do for men and their eye candy!!! Sheesh! It's sad, really.



:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:38 am
by TheKingInYellow
Hey, I was doing just fine on my own...

...

Oh, look, now they're together... And fighting.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:59 am
by Mr. Handy
And she's supposed to only have a 9 APP? The picture of Jennifer in the IC thread looks better than that too. Of course, Sarah's picture looks great as well.

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"Well, if you think I'm going to wear a getup like that, you can forget it! Nice rifle, though."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:14 am
by Laraqua
I raised her App to 11 to better match her picture and because Appearance is pretty much a dud score in this.

Oh yeah, everyone who's characters survive 24 hours can get an extra attribute point. Not because you suddenly got buff or more flexible, but because you'd care less about the pain of lifting something heavier (I swear, what you can lift is partially willpower-related) and become more reactive/alert (ah, adrenaline, that thing that can get people moving in ways they never before imagined). An extra dot of Edu just means all that stuff you've learned in the past 24 hours - though I cap any skill increase at 4% - meaning you can raise about five skills by 4%. I guess Int just means more flexibility of thought - more lateral thinking - hence the raised Idea roll. More POW stands for those who manage to grow and become stronger in all the panic. Con, well, I guess it's just the body becoming a wee bit more careful with how it spends its resources.

Can't think of a reason for Siz to go up, or App, for that matter.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:57 am
by Mr. Handy
Looks like an interesting decision - if we live long enough to get to make it. How much time has passed so far? I'm guessing the POW boost comes with +5 Sanity? If so, some of us will probably have little choice but to take it after surviving 24 hours. Even for those with high Sanity, it would still be quite useful. The +1 EDU would also include a free +5% in Own Language (for whatever good that does) as well as +5 to Know. It would be cool for Sarah to raise her Dex to 18, though probably not necessary.

In Zombie Apocalypse, we haven't even hit the 3 hour mark just yet (but we're getting close). It's quite possible nobody will survive 24 hours there, the way things are unfolding. Even if they do, at this rate it'll be years before we get that far.

By the way, KiY, the name of the hospital is Mercy Cross.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:06 am
by Laraqua
Hey, you guys could always find a safe-ish place to set up shop. Sure, I'll harass you a bit, but it could stay safe-ish if you work at it and you could live out the 24 hours. Looks like Jill survived - so far - looks like it'll be someone else to be the first casualty.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:09 am
by Mr. Handy
I thought Shilo was the first casualty.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:12 am
by Laraqua
Oh yeah, of course! 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:38 am
by ImpInTraining
trixie wrote: Image

Sigh......here ya go. I mean really.....the catering I need to do for men and their eye candy!!! Sheesh! It's sad, really.



:lol:


Wholly Schnikies!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:55 am
by trixie
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Mr. Handy wrote: I thought Shilo was the first casualty.


"I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!! 'TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!!!" :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:35 am
by SuAside
TheKingInYellow wrote: Link doesn't go anywhere anymore. I'll just imagine a chick...
...
Ooh yeah, she's pretty hot.

you couldve scrolled up a tiny bit ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:02 pm
by TheKingInYellow
SuAside wrote:
TheKingInYellow wrote: Link doesn't go anywhere anymore. I'll just imagine a chick...
...
Ooh yeah, she's pretty hot.

you couldve scrolled up a tiny bit ;)


Peculiar, I think that's the link I tried...
By the way, KiY, the name of the hospital is Mercy Cross.

Thank you, I looked around a little bit for it, but couldn't seem to find the name.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:05 pm
by DSIGFUSS
You get your greedy little character killing eyes of Ronald, Laraqua. He's trying really hard to be nice.

Oh and and I think we should be discussing that hot chick with the machine gun more. Is she in the hospital?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:20 am
by Laraqua
She's a somewhat more attractive version of Jennifer from the Cinemaplex. An NPC.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:14 am
by ImpInTraining
Joel has a sudden desire to go catch a flick....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:20 am
by trixie
DSIGFUSS wrote: You get your greedy little character killing eyes of Ronald, Laraqua. He's trying really hard to be nice.


Well, you see, now that I think back I seem to remember a 'threat' on msn when laraqua and I were chatting....about one of your characters would be first dead.....not telling which game? Doo doo doo doo.....hmm Laraqua is this finally doomsday for sweet, clean cut Ronald? Crap-er-jacks!
ImpInTraining wrote: Joel has a sudden desire to go catch a flick....
dsigfuss wrote: Oh and and I think we should be discussing that hot chick with the machine gun more. Is she in the hospital?

WHAT HAVE I STARTED???!!!!! :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:35 pm
by Laraqua
Promise I'll sort this all out, either tomorrow or in a few days time. There's just a lot to work out as most peoplle are involved in important moments. I think only the Cinemaplex isn't on Vital Time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:47 am
by Laraqua
Yeah, I reckon I will slow down for a bit. I'm gonna take a little break from Ash to get my head wrapped around everything again - which in most people's language means "Won't post for a week or so" but in my language means my posting rate will drop to about once every other day. Look forward to the threads getting a bit more focused - you guys are getting more and more into Mission Mode, only fair that I do too. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:50 pm
by Mr. Handy
That's all right. As much as I love the game, I don't mind taking a breather too. I've got a whole lot of stuff I need to catch up on anyway.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:55 pm
by trixie
Laraqua wrote: Yeah, I reckon I will slow down for a bit. I'm gonna take a little break from Ash to get my head wrapped around everything again - which in most people's language means "Won't post for a week or so" but in my language means my posting rate will drop to about once every other day. Look forward to the threads getting a bit more focused - you guys are getting more and more into Mission Mode, only fair that I do too. :lol:


Sniff.....sniff........arg! Sorry no breaks allowed! ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:05 am
by Laraqua
ImpInTraining wrote: "What the hell are they building?" Joel asked curiously. "I'm no expert here, but that doesn't seem like a common ailment... get a building bug and have to change your career to construction. What a choice of endings. Either get fungus-mouth by sucking face, or become a waterlogged slave. Well, I guess either one beats being corroded on the spot." The boy still had the frying pan ready in his hands as he backed back into the kitchen. "Come on, Leroy... we still need to find a can opener. Have you had any luck with the locked drawers?"


:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:37 pm
by Piano man
That Brianna is one kick ass little girl. I can't believe you killed that Doctor at close range with a shotgun. Now we are all covered in blood and guts :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:08 pm
by trixie
Ya, let's leave the shooting to the kid! Why, Louie, why...... :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:15 pm
by SuAside
for the sanity hit, obviously.

besides, little girls look well draped with guts and flecks of meat all over them. the perfect little afternoon snack fo Cthulhu.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:52 pm
by ImpInTraining
Is it just me, or is the 'larger map' of the ground floor the same size as the other option?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:02 pm
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote: Is it just me, or is the 'larger map' of the ground floor the same size as the other option?

since the urls are the same, that would be a safe bet, yeah ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:40 am
by Mr. Handy
Gee, I leave the board for 18 hours and all hell breaks loose! :lol:

Both links go to the same place, but you can zoom in and out on the map by clicking on it, I believe.

By the way, Sarah's cell phone should be vibrating but not ringing. She specifically set it to vibrate earlier.

Does Lionel also get +2 skill points for his greatest fear/greatest hope in addition to the 5 just granted to him?

When PCs Attack...Each Other:
Okay, here's some clarification to the initiative and knockout rules. First I'll deal with initiative. There is no initiative roll as such in the CoC rules, though many Keepers use house rules where a die roll is added to everyone's Dex. As the rules stand, people take turns in reverse order of Dex, with some adjustments possible depending on the situation, such as precision aiming (which causes you to go at 1/2 Dex). The combatant with the highest Dex goes first, then the next highest, and so on. If two or more combatants have equal Dex, then all those who are tied roll 1d100 to break the tie (lower rolls go first). This is the only time dice are rolled for initiative. It's implied that you simply reroll if this roll is also tied.

There are actually two Dex cycles in a combat round. The first is for guns only. If it's just hand-to-hand combat, you go right to the second Dex cycle. Anyone with a ready firearm (such as the two nurses) can get off one shot at their Dex rank in the first cycle before anyone can react in hand-to-hand combat. In the second Dex cycle, hand-to-hand attacks go off. Also, people with guns that weren't quite ready go in the second cycle on their Dex, as do people with guns that have a rate of fire of two or more who have already fired one shot. People with guns that have a rate of fire of 3 get their third shot in the second cycle at 1/2 Dex.

Note that having a lower Dex doesn't mean you always go last. In Zombie Apocalypse there was a situation where Mr. Foo, who has a Dex of 6, managed to gun down and kill a character with a Dex of 20 before he could react. How did he do it? The guy didn't even know Mr. Foo was there until it was too late. If you achieve surprise, you basically get a free round of combat. After that, if your victim survives, combat rounds proceed as normal. Even if the nurses hadn't surprised the PCs, they still would have gone first because they have guns and the players didn't (except for Louie).

In this situation, Ronald has 14 Dex and Louie has 10 Dex. Normally, Ronald gets to go first. After Brianna blew away Dr. Sutcliffe and Ronald tossed the shotgun away, combat was effectively over (for now). Ronald dropped the shotgun behind himself, and Louie went to retrieve it. Then Louie attempted to club Ronald with the shotgun. Is there any way Ronald could have anticipated that Louie would do this? If the answer is no, then Louie has achieved surprise and gets the first attack. Ronald may have been able to say something first, but the only way he could try to stop Louie is if he knew that Louie was going to try to clobber him.

If Ronald is conscious after this, then a normal combat round begins and Ronald goes first at Dex 14. Brianna goes at Dex 13, and Louie goes at Dex 10. I don't know what Dex the nurses and Dr. Dullard have, but they'll go at their Dex. Those with loaded, ready guns can shoot in the first cycle. If Ronald's tranquilizer dart gun is loaded, he can fire it before Louie can fire the shotgun if it's loaded. The nurses also have pistols, so they can shoot when it's their turn too if they choose. If Louie goes hand-to-hand again, Ronald can definitely fire first. Their shots would both be at point blank range, so they get to roll against double their base skills (20 x 2 = 40% for the dart gun, 30 x 2 = 60% for the shotgun).

Louie rolled a 10 on 1d100 to hit Ronald. He's using the shotgun as a club, so he has a base skill of 25%. Therefore, this is a hit. He rolled 6 on 1d6 for damage and is attempting to knock Ronald unconscious rather than cause full damage. Here's how that works:

Roll on the Resistance Table, using the damage caused (6) as the active characteristic and Ronald's current HP as the passive characteristic. Ronald started with 12 HP, but he took 3 damage when he was shot and his current HP is 9. Thus, a roll of 35% or less will automatically knock Ronald out and cause 1/3 of the original damage rolled (rounded down if needed, which it's not), or 2 points of damage. If the roll is 36 or higher, Ronald takes the full 6 damage and may still be knocked out because it's so high. Any time a character takes half or more of his/her current HP in damage in a single attack, they risk passing out from shock. Ronald would have to pass a Con x 5 roll or he will be knocked out. Since his Con is 12, he must roll 60% or less. Either way, his HP total would be reduced to 3 if he takes full damage. Any character reduced to 2 or less is knocked out automatically, so if he takes even 1 more damage he will be knocked out. Any character who drops to 0 or less HP is dying and must be healed back to 1 HP or more very quickly.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:49 am
by Piano man
Thank you Mr. Handy. Laraqua told me I had a suprise attack. And to clarify Ronald doesn't have the tranquilizer gun. Louie has that too. Plus would he get a penalty seeing as he has been tranquilized for 2 rounds now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:56 am
by Mr. Handy
You're welcome. Thanks for pointing that out. Yes, the tranquilizers would slow him down even though they haven't knocked him out yet. How much they slow him down is up to the Keeper.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:25 am
by DSIGFUSS
Yeah, nice work Handy! That totally puts it all in perspective. OK pianoman, I'll make the first 35% save and if I roll over 35, then I'll make a CONx5 save to see if I pass out, then we'll discuss who has the tranquilizer gun. haha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:35 am
by Mr. Handy
Thanks! That sounds good. Technically Piano man should roll on the Resistance Table going for 35% or less, but you can probably roll it yourself if he doesn't object, and then roll Con x 5 if the roll is 36+. You've got a 39% chance overall of staying conscious, albeit at 3 HP if you do.

I'm going to cast "Summon Laraqua" and let her deal with the fallout. She should show up within an hour or two. You might want to protect your character sheets with Elder Signs. Don't worry about the Sanity loss I'll take for casting the spell, I'm already at 0 anyway... :lol:

EDIT: Just saw the IC post. Well, at least Ronald only loses 2 HP from the blow to the head instead of the full 6. Of course, he's still been captured. It's up to Brianna now!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:39 am
by DSIGFUSS
Ok I'm down. haha! but I'm sticking to my guns on the tranq gun.

I had it the entire time. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. How bout I drop the gun at Brianna's feet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:46 am
by trixie
It's the big fight for the tranquilizer gun....oh no!!!! D...if you say you have it you beat me to the punch. It's whatever Laraqua decides who was closer I guess.

Laraqua when you decide can you pm me so that I can edit my post because that would've changed history. Thank ya! 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:55 am
by Piano man
What do you mean you have the gun? :shock: We all know I'm the only one who posted that they picked it up. 8) I was obviously closer since she was standing next to me> 8) :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:40 am
by DSIGFUSS
We were all within grabbing distance of the gun. (I think) It doesn't really matter anyways cuz you knocked Ronald out, you evil, evil Janitor, but Ronald's quicker than Louie. He would have got it. You barfed and I looked for the gun.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:56 am
by Laraqua
Sorry I'm late. this is what happens when I stay up to 3 AM.

An interesting conundrum about the dart gun. Ronald did ask for help but Louie did do two actions worth of getting stuff before the other two had the chance. (And it was 7 damage - I'm pretty sure Louie has a +1d4 damage bonus coz of his size - no matter now, ronald only takes 2). Imagery-wise, it seems pretty hard to truly clobber someone and shoot them with the dart gun. It makes more sense that you would have put it in your belt or held it in your armpit to use both hands on the shotgun (and thus deal all that damage). Unfortunately, no rule states you have to be 2-handed with it, and I'm sure there's no in-game bonuses that allow it, but it does make sense.

The dart gun is loaded once. Sutcliffe did it so it is armed.

I guess the more pertinent question now is - don't CoC characters have one action per turn? (WoD's combat rules would make this so much more sensible - you can multi-action where doing multiple actions is more difficult (drops more dice) than doing simple actions).

So, the real question is: How many actions can you take in a CoC turn? (Sorry for so many questions, Mr. Handy, the CoC rulebook is very ambiguous - it said match your attack roll to the amount of hit points the person has left on the resistance table, said nothing of damage dealt, nor which is active or passive).

You see, with Louie's permission, I'd like to have Brianna capable of grabbing the gun - such as if it were in your belt or arm pit.
But she also might wanna grab that torch Ronald dropped coz it's damn dark out there.
But she also wants to open the door and flee.

Is it likely that she can grab the torch or dart gun and run her full distance? (I'm assuming 30 yards coz of WoD, I'm sure CoC is different). I'm assuming she certainly couldn't do both.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:49 am
by trixie
Well...never said I wanted to flee out the door...exactly. But I don't want to be standing next to Louie that's for sure. I've been told you can't do two actions in one round yes. So it's in your hands as far as whose hands it is in! Louie would have a hard time holding onto both. And if it was in Ronald's hands, Brianna would've bent to pick it up when he passed out from the shotgun butt. So where that leads us? I think Brianna might have it either way :lol: Pleasy.....lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:52 am
by Laraqua
Sure, you can have the dart gun if you wanna be stuck in a room with about six or seven cultists. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:02 pm
by Laraqua
SuAside wrote: Jason is unable to stomach or comprehend what he had just seen. He had seen the thing before, but this... was... insanity...

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:04 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: SuAside wrote: Jason is unable to stomach or comprehend what he had just seen. He had seen the thing before, but this... was... insanity...
:lol:



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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:10 pm
by Piano man
You see this is what happens when I go to bed. People decide what is going on that affects my character with out me. Ok lets say Ronald has the dart gun. When Brianna bends over to pick it up I push her with my foot knocking her over. Or she can run.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:17 pm
by Laraqua
Unfortunately, no, she still beats you on the Initiative tree. Her free action can't be intercepted by you! :lol: So no foot in the side.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:21 pm
by Piano man
Going for the gun would be her action. So she gets first inititive. Then it's my turn to strike. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:30 pm
by Laraqua
Well, yeah, but she does pick up the gun. If you hit her, it's when she's standing, with the gun. Then your turn to strike - she gets a chance to dodge. Then her turn if she's still standing. She can't 'fire' the gun till her next round.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:42 pm
by DSIGFUSS
In all honesty I still think Ronald should have been able to pick up the gun first. and heres's why.

A) He's the quickest, so would therefore have initiative and wins the right to pick up the gun
B) He searched for it first, stating his intentions first, as you would in any combat round, which had to have started when Doctor Sutcliffe shot Luoie with the dart gun.
C)We were all in close proximity to the gun.
D)I gave up my action. If Louie is picking up the shotgun, moving around and clubbing Ronald.
E)Ronald had plans to tackle nurses, which he would have been able to do in a regular initiative round. He has first inititiative, Brianna had second, Louie has third. So Ronald could have tackled Nurses, then Brianna could done something trhen Louie can bash poor Ronald's head in?
F)In case there was any confusion. I rolled under 35% when Louie bashed my head in, so he knocks me out.

What do you think Laraqua?

Then the gun is on the ground and Brianna can grab it on her turn.

I'd have to agree with Louie, that the little girl would have little to no chance of wrestling the gun away from Louie. She would have to succeed at a successful grapple check (with penalties) to get it. She probably would have flown back six feet and knocked herself out when she pulled the trigger on the shotgun. I understand for dramtics its funner to keep her up, but she's not Action Jackson. SO I think either Louie should have the gun or Ronald.

Can I get a ruling? Wer'e almost out of it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:09 pm
by Piano man
I honestly don't care anymore. Ronald had the tranquilizer gun, and the trixie got it and used her super human speed to avoid louie. Now it's init. and Brianna is faster so she gets first init. She can either run or shoot 1 of 6 people in a room with the tranquilizer. Being a little defensless :shock: girl I think she should run. And I agree about the shotgun, but that is the game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:08 pm
by trixie
Sigh.......I really don't care anymore. Just want to get back to playing. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:14 pm
by DSIGFUSS
It's important for everyone to understand that this is not just bitching and whining. It's out first real in game fight and we should get the mechanics of it down before we move on. It's not a big deal to me. I'll bow out of it if that would be for the best and just continue on with my character unconscious, but I honestly think this is a good learning experience for everyone who isn't as familiar with the rules. I for one would like to get better at the game so we don't run into these kind of problems.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:35 pm
by Piano man
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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:00 pm
by SuAside
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not the end of the world here... CoC is arbitrary as hell and the turns make no sense, but it's the only way to make a ruleset for all this... Laraqua is one of the most understanding keepers i've ever had. it's not as if she's out to bust your balls just for the heck of it.

both take a breather, think about it & have a belgian beer or something ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:17 pm
by DSIGFUSS
No hard feelings on my side Suacide. I like the arguing and just want to work the problem. Ronald is pretty much on the floor regardless, cuz even if we do the whole thing over again, I think Louie should get to keep his dice rolls and Ronald his saving throw fails. We should just let Laraqua drop the hammer on this one and decide where everyone is. I promise i won't argue once the hammer has been dropped. I'm just a game order freakazoid and I can't help myself.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:24 pm
by Laraqua
I'll say it the way I should have said it the first time around. With clarity:

1st round: Brianna gets the gun. Louie gets to try and hit her. She may try to dodge. 2nd round: She may try to shoot him or one of the others (he'll be able to dodge) or she could flee into the dark. If she stays, he gets to try and hit her again regardless of whether he's darted or not - she may dodge. If she flees, he gets to follow her and won't be far behind.

Personally, I hope she escapes into the dark. But that's just the cruel and sadistic side of me talking. Some little kid, banging into rusted furniture, crying, can't see in front of her (Trixie will be robbed of the use of the map and must rely solely on my descriptions) seems like the true, authentic Silent Hill experience. Hell, Louie following and flicking the torch on and off to see where she is would be pretty awesome... 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:25 pm
by DSIGFUSS
There's the hammer!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:27 pm
by Laraqua
Also, remember your damage bonus - if your Str and Siz combined are more than 25, it's +1d4. So that'd be 1d6 + 1d4. Declare if it's knock out or for damage first.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:34 pm
by Laraqua
New Rule (I really gotta put these all in one thread) or perhaps an existing rule I didn't know about.

Delayed Action. When it's your turn, you may choose to delay your action. This allows you to engage the Wait & See principle. For example, your character may be prepared to fire at another, but not do so, in order to see how the other responds to you. Your action will beat theirs so long as it is actually possible for your action to occur.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:37 pm
by DSIGFUSS
You're talking about for Brianna right? Ronald's already on the floor dreaming about slutty puppets. His damage was knockout I think?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:38 pm
by Laraqua
Yeah, the damage thing is about Brianna. The new rule though could apply for anyone.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:11 pm
by trixie
A belgian beer sounds great....I can start drinking at noon right? It's 4 o'clock somewhere in the world....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:19 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote: A belgian beer sounds great....I can start drinking at noon right? It's 4 o'clock somewhere in the world....

in my university days, we started drinking our first beer at 8:15 in the morning, 15 minutes before classes started. :lol:

and then i wonder why i failed that year...

oh well. worked out just fine eventually. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:42 pm
by TheKingInYellow
SuAside wrote:
trixie wrote: A belgian beer sounds great....I can start drinking at noon right? It's 4 o'clock somewhere in the world....

in my university days, we started drinking our first beer at 8:15 in the morning, 15 minutes before classes started. :lol:

and then i wonder why i failed that year...

oh well. worked out just fine eventually. 8)


I've been there; sometimes that breakfast beer is the only thing standing between you and and a shootout from the university clock tower.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:33 am
by Mr. Handy
You're right, Louie does have a +1d4 damage bonus. Since he did 7 damage, it's actually lucky for Ronald that he failed the Resistance roll since he only takes 2 damage. If he had taken the full 7, he would have been reduced to 2 HP and knocked out anyway.

In general you can only perform one action per combat round, though there are some exceptions in the rules. Some guns can fire more than once per round. Some weapons (such as swords) allow you to both attack and parry in the same round. You can parry and dodge in the same round, and even dodge multiple attacks in the same round (though you may only attempt to "dodge" one firearm attack per round). You cannot, however, attack and dodge in the same round.

If you're running or otherwise using your full movement, I'd say you can't also fire a gun in that round. If Brianna bends down to pick things up off the floor (like the dart gun), then she probably wouldn't also be able to run in the same round.

By the way, the other points I raised yesterday were never addressed. Sarah's cell phone should be vibrating, not ringing, and you never said if Lionel gets 2 skill points for his greatest fear/greatest hope in addition to the 5 already awarded.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:36 am
by Laraqua
Sorry. I'll try to remember to edit it to vibrate but it had no in-game effect.

And yeah, of course you get those 2 points. I'm not going to have you be the only character who doesn't get that.

I've only got five minutes to post - so I'ma just gonna do a bit of copy/paste and deal with the grapple checks later.

What is a full-round run anyhow? Dahlia was within three feet of the gun and then six feet of the door. Does that count? I dunno, CoC rules are so esoteric I'm not sure I wanna know! :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:43 am
by Mr. Handy
Well, it's whatever the Keeper says it is. A human has move of 8 "units." The rules are deliberately vague. I usually think of them as yards, but in Zombie Apocalypse I've been allowing people to run their Dex in yards per combat round. If the room is that small, she could probably grab the dart gun and run for the door all in one round.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:47 am
by Laraqua
8 yards per combat round? In WoD mortals run at 30... Then again, it depends on just how long one 'round' is. Oh well... :lol:

Pssst... Lots of homework today so won't be doing nearly as much on c4xtc as I otherwise would.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:55 am
by Mr. Handy
Like I said, the rules are deliberately vague. The Keeper can decide how long a combat round is, which is very flexible. It's also a lot more work, though.

I've got a lot of things I need to do too (then again, I always do), and I haven't had much sleep. I also just received my new copy of Flight From the Dark today, a totally rewritten and expanded version of the first Lone Wolf adventure gamebook, but I doubt I'll have time to get into it until this weekend. The entire series is going to be republished (the other books won't get as much of a makeover, but each will contain a smaller bonus adventure starring an NPC from the main story), including books that never made it to the States and 4 new ones that the author, Joe Dever, never got a chance to publish before. I signed up for a special deal where I get hardback collector's editions of all 32 gamebooks as they come out with free shipping, and I also get all the new Lone Wolf novels (at least 6, with two of them shipping in September) free.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:00 am
by Laraqua
sounds cool. I've gotta get my bank details to check for my scholarship. I've got a mountain of dishes to do. 've gotta take out trash from the spare room spring clean. I've gotta take in 2nd hand clothes bags to uni to deposit for St. Johns. I've got a lecture on Research Methods then I've gotta finish Black Shuck for the travelogue. Annnnd get a good start on my critical essay.

Not so fun as your day if you look at those books, I'll take it! (Not that I'm suggesting that's all you gotta do in a day).

Also, damn allergies are playing up again.

Aaaachoo.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:10 am
by Mr. Handy
Hope you feel better! I've only got the first book now; the second ships in a couple of weeks, and it's about one per month after that for the next few years. I've got the original versions of a lot of them, though the later ones were abridged versions that were published in the US. These new editions include the complete UK versions. One great thing about this series is that you can carry the same character from each adventure you successfully complete to the next, forming a huge campaign in a very detailed universe.

I've hardly had any time to look at the book tonight, though some of the other stuff I need to do is fun too. I should have more free time the first two weeks of September, when I'm off from work.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:00 am
by Mr. Handy
Note that Brianna should also be able to attempt to Dodge the Grapple. If she tries to counter the Grapple with another Grapple, I believe her hands must be empty, and this only works in the first round after being grabbed. This would require her to drop the dart gun, however. Her best bet would be to try to Dodge first.

A Grapple can also be broken (in the first round only) by a successful hit in combat, even if it doesn't cause damage. The best chance to hit would be a punch at 50%. If she holds onto the gun, she can fire point blank at 40%. If she uses her action to attack, though, she wouldn't also be able to run away that same round. If she makes a successful Dodge roll, she can flee on her turn. In this case I'd think the Grapple acts as a Parry, so it wouldn't be an offensive action which would prevent her from rolling Dodge or taking another action on her turn.

Beyond the first round she would have to roll STR vs. STR on the Resistance Table to break free. She could also try a Bite attack, which does no damage but breaks the hold if she wins a POW vs. POW roll on the Resistance table (optionally at the Keeper's discretion). I'm not sure of the base skill for a Bite, but I think it's 10%.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:14 am
by ImpInTraining
Have I mentioned yet how glad I am to be stuck in a kitchen with Sarah and Leroy? And not a tranq gun in sight.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:23 am
by trixie
Ok, Brianna's strength and size combined are 15...so no damage bonus then? This just points to the obvious that I'm a weak ass kid character and for what little I can do....arg! It's not much, that is.

Anyways I'm unsure what other rolls I need to make...now that it's gone back and forth so many times I'm pretty confused to what we're doing with the thread and what happened in it before. Are we moving backwards and editing or not? :? Now that we have so much discussion of rules (not complaining...just stating the obvious) we've gone back and discussed it a few times. Now I don't know if there's something I should be doing, I've read it a few times but can't get it straight. Anyways hats off to our keeper! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:31 am
by Mr. Handy
With a STR+SIZ of 15, Brianna actually has a negative damage bonus of -1d4. Thus, if she were to punch someone, she does 1d3-1d4 (with a minimum of 0 damage, of course). Looking through the recent rolls on Invisible Castle, I see you made one roll for her, which was an 86. Apparently that was her failed Dodge attempt. She can still try to counter the Grapple at 25%, but I think she may have to drop the dart gun to do it. If she succeeds, she should be able to run for the exit as her action. If she fails, she can try to attack the cultist who grabbed her as her action (a punch has a 50% chance of hitting and will break the hold even if she causes 0 damage). Hopefully Laraqua can clarify things; she was online not that long ago.

Brianna did manage to do a lot of damage with that shotgun, though!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:54 am
by Laraqua
I'll go with Mr. Handy on all Rules Lawyering points like I do with SuAside for weapons points.

You failed your Dodge but get the reverse grapple check - but you'll need to drop your hard-earned gun as Mr. Handy said so (and after all that hassle!). So what comes first, Mr. Handy, anyhow, the Grapple or the Dodge? Just so's I know the order of things.

And no, the clarification ended up making it fine how we went. All it means is that you didn't get to go further than a couple steps and are still within swinging distance of Louie.

Also, I lost my Aartri Asylum campaign document... :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:07 am
by Mr. Handy
The Dodge attempt came first. Since Brianna failed that, now she can try to counter the Grapple at 25% if she chooses. I couldn't find the exact rule that said your hands must be empty; I think I got this from the fact that Grapple is listed on the character sheet as requiring two hands. Brianna can also simply decline this roll and hold onto the gun, but then the cultist will definitely hold onto her. If that happens, or if she fails the roll, she may still attack. She may punch with the hand not holding the gun at 50% and still hold onto it. Firing the gun would only have a 40% chance of success. Any hit in the first round would make the cultist let her go, even if it causes no damage. Keep in mind that this attack would be her action, and the cultists would get to go again afterwards. Only a successful Grapple roll would allow her to flee this round. If the cultist holds onto her and her attack fails, then he or she must roll STR vs. STR to immobilize her.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:52 am
by Laraqua
Wait, I'm a little confused. You mean, only a successful Grapple will allow her to flee on her following turn? Because currently, it is the cultists turn that the grapple occurs and no other cultist succeeded on a grab. Just checking.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:01 am
by Mr. Handy
A Dodge or a Grapple would allow her to avoid the cultist's Grapple and flee this round (on her own turn). Brianna's Grapple would in effect be a kind of Parry. If she fails this, then the cultist has successfully grabbed her and she cannot flee until she breaks the hold. A successful attack this round would do that, but that would count as her action and she would not be able to escape until her next turn. In that time the cultists could try to grab her again before her next turn.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:24 pm
by Laraqua
Just checking, Mr. Handy, but on a successful Grapple, a person can immobilise another if their Str vs. Str wins out on the resistance table right? That person can't do anythng else without giving the victim a chance to escape - but if there are others around, there's nothing the victim can do while one holds them down and the others bind their ankles and wrists?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:25 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Oh Oh! I don't see Ronald anymore in the board.

Is the evil janitor eating his liver with some favah beans?

No seriously, I'm lost. How did things turn out for Ronald? lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:58 pm
by trixie
Laraqua just went nighty nite....tee hee

Dsig you're in the same thread as Brianna....we both got transported via big thugs and dropped on our asses, unconscious.

~sigh~

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:12 pm
by Piano man
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I really don't know what all this evil talk is about. :shock: I'm not evil, just differently motivated. 8) Mwa ha ha.....I mean be nice. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:23 am
by Mr. Handy
Corrupted by the Dark Side young Armstrong has become.

By the way, you were right about how immobilization works, Laraqua.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:58 am
by Piano man
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Forget power. The Darkside has a better dental plan, and you get to keep the robe. Word of advice. If you see Louie in the hall. Don't run. He's here to help. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:02 am
by ImpInTraining
Joel pauses at the stairs leading down to the basement and looks at the sign on the door:
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"I think we should go up," he states matter-of-factly.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:35 am
by Seppuku

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:20 am
by ImpInTraining
I should print out a few dozen pamplets and go door to door some day. heh. That was pretty good.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:57 pm
by Laraqua
I found my Aartri Asylum Campaign Document! It was there all along! I just didn't see it in the folder coz I was looking for it through Microsoft Words Open document box ... and it was an OpenOffice document, not Word at all! :lol:

SuAside, could you please select an appropriate kitty motivator or demotivator or internet meme for me please.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:36 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: SuAside, could you please select an appropriate kitty motivator or demotivator or internet meme for me please.

well, i fear i must admit my own archieve doesn't cover this particular situation and i'm way too lazy to look one up.

so here's to randomness:

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:39 pm
by SuAside
oh and i keep wondering why no one reacts to poor ol' Jason.

you know, a slap to the face or a good shake might bring him around.

but nooo :P

that's one bad childcare mofo and a useless volunteer up there if you ask me :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:49 pm
by Piano man
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Don't worry Louie is coming......everything is going to be Ok.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:51 pm
by SuAside
Piano man wrote: Image

Don't worry Louie is coming......everything is going to be Ok.

come and try me!

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;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:14 pm
by Piano man
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Like I said before I'm only here to help, but that picture is the best I've seen yet: You trust me don't you?. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:21 pm
by SuAside
trust, probably not, but tolerate, sure.

however, that picture you're using now is a far stretch from the old twinky-muncher we knew. i'm guessing something happened? :P

(well, the fight discussion in ChitChat kinda made clear something did)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:24 pm
by Piano man
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He just realized he was more like Anikan than he knew, but his goals are still pure. He just wants to help.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:29 pm
by trixie
SuAside wrote: oh and i keep wondering why no one reacts to poor ol' Jason.

you know, a slap to the face or a good shake might bring him around.

but nooo :P

that's one bad childcare mofo and a useless volunteer up there if you ask me :lol:


I'd be happy to oblige :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:27 pm
by Piano man
Wow everyone is lining up to slap Jason, and I thought Louie pissed people off. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:31 pm
by Laraqua
Seems weird to me, too. I mean, the NPC Alisha Anderson (based off an old school buddy of mine) just gave one PC a solid whack to the ankles and nobody's wanting to slap her.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:52 pm
by Seppuku
The Natives are restless in the theatre. :P You seem to be busy this week Laraqua.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:02 pm
by SuAside
Seppuku wrote: The Natives are restless in the theatre. :P

the natives thing reminded me of this:
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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:41 am
by trixie
Clearly at some point, laughing at the natives became such a problem (and a hazard apparently???) that it necessitated putting this sign up.....ooooh to be a fly on the wall!!!! :shock:

Btw ImpinTraining....nice piccie for your character....hope you don't mind Dahlia sighing and batting her eyelashes at poor Joel.....he's a dreamboat!!!! lol :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:57 am
by Laraqua
Somewhat busy. Mostly I just read it, couldn't think of what to put in there, then forgot your thread! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:34 am
by Mr. Handy
There's a problem with Invisible Castle. The site loads, but when you try to roll dice or find rolls there's an error. I tried twice to roll my 1d4 Sanity gain, but couldn't get a result to show. It was working just fine not that long ago. Should I just roll a real d4, or wait for it to come back up?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:43 am
by Laraqua
Roll it for real. I trust ya.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:51 am
by Mr. Handy
Your trust is well placed. I rolled a 1 as I had expected I would.

EDIT: Invisible Castle is working again now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:53 am
by ImpInTraining
trixie wrote: Btw ImpinTraining....nice piccie for your character....hope you don't mind Dahlia sighing and batting her eyelashes at poor Joel.....he's a dreamboat!!!! lol :lol:

No problem at all. His picture, I think, reflects his appearance score (15) - not that I go around rating guys usually.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:54 am
by Laraqua
Man, you know it's a survival horror when flashlights are worth way more than guns. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:38 am
by Seppuku
You leave a few people behind a locked door with monsters, and they run off without you... Thanks alot guys... Hope you have as good of sneak and dodge as Mark.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:40 am
by Laraqua
They ain't left yet! You can still run and catch up.

So how's Odious' illness? Still feeling crook?

And is Lizzie23 still playing with us?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:42 am
by Seppuku
Odious is better just not posting alot I guess. Lizzie I think is MIA. Huddled in the supply closet would be a decetn place for her unless youre thirsting for a victim...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:44 am
by Laraqua
That's cool. It's fine if the Cinemaplex slows down a bit. And yeah, whack her in a supply closet! If she's gone for a month, I get her character as an NPC to do with as I please. So... You might not really wanna stay in the Cinemaplex if she's gone a month! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:49 am
by Seppuku
I can take her. :) Nooo I don't want the theatre to slow down. This is my only game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:05 am
by Laraqua
Word of warning: Y'all are responsible for adding and subtracting sanity and hit points. I have subtracted your hit points on a few occasions, yes, but I haven't done the same with your sanity - I know, I know, I should be more consistent, and I will from now on. It'll be left up to y'all. Homework's getting crowded and I need to cut down on how many chores I gotta do! :lol: So I'll do the fun stuff, you have fun AND crunch math.

Oh yeah, Trixie, I did Dahlia's sanity though. 51% (12-3). You got a one in two chance of having to roll the big die each time you see something scary. You still gotta roll that 1d4 for the whole sanity from safety in numbers thing and add that to your total.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:16 am
by Laraqua
There were fifty posts in Ash today. :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:15 am
by trixie
Laraqua wrote: Word of warning: Y'all are responsible for adding and subtracting sanity and hit points. I have subtracted your hit points on a few occasions, yes, but I haven't done the same with your sanity - I know, I know, I should be more consistent, and I will from now on. It'll be left up to y'all. Homework's getting crowded and I need to cut down on how many chores I gotta do! :lol: So I'll do the fun stuff, you have fun AND crunch math.

Oh yeah, Trixie, I did Dahlia's sanity though. 51% (12-3). You got a one in two chance of having to roll the big die each time you see something scary. You still gotta roll that 1d4 for the whole sanity from safety in numbers thing and add that to your total.


I edited Dahlia's sanity in the character thread...I suppose I should've done the same for Brianna. OOPS! Should've asked a while ago....sigh...sorry

Btw....used to be if you started with low sanity you lost it less given that you were used to seeing brutality....I made Dahlia start with only 51 sanity (what was I thinking??) so now I guess I'm kind of screwed aren't I? Used to be if you started with lower because you were used to seeing brutality, you were able to lose it less quickly. I don't have an answer to why Dahlia would've seen brutality however. Hole in my logic there I suppose. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:39 am
by Laraqua
She started with 60%. :lol: Whoopsy, I wasn't clear. I ALREADY lowered it to 51. That note was just for future reference for folks. She's only at 51, not 41.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:23 am
by paradys
Laraqua wrote: There were fifty posts in Ash today. :shock:


wow. so i see. damn this being in a different time zone, its makes it difficult to keep up with the frenzied posting. if anyone wants to post a quick recap of whats going on and what our plans our now that might be handy. i should probably have been reading the other threads so i could keep up, but...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:28 am
by SuAside
we'll, i'm CET, so i'm in the same boat as you are paradys. but i wouldnt worry too much about it. i guarantee you the group will be ripped apart (pun intended). :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:33 am
by paradys
aww. it was so nice for us all to be together :D .

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:48 pm
by trixie
Laraqua - I took the 51 to 54 and added in my additional 1d4 roll. Thanks for letting me know!

Yes fun to be together...but it sure makes for confusing posting! I'm sure both you and SuAside awoke to more than a dozen posts to read. It went nuts last night! I was trying to post but every time I got started something came up. Oh well...such is the way right. I'm sure we'll be RIPPED apart soon....ha ha ha....but Dahlia's not done batting her eyelashes and flipping her hair over her shoulder at the cute boys......tee hee....so she's really hoping she'll get to pick who she plays with instead of bossy ol' Alisha telling her where to go....hmph!

Seriously this game is too fun....ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:36 pm
by Laraqua
You're right, of course. The thing is, and this is the important thing, that's a really chaotic time and place. It's meant to be. Everyone's all mixed up and doesn't know what to do. That's the point! Though I apologise if it becomes frustrating.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:30 pm
by paradys
Good point. I think i"ll just muddle along and try to figure out whats going, after all thats what Leroy would have to do, the confusion could be fun. sure sounds like some crazy madness has been going on!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:43 am
by Seppuku
Can you just point me towards the nearest Library?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:00 am
by Laraqua
The Keeper should most certainly be feared. As a Keeper, I indulge in your fears, I enjoy your fears, they sustain me. I was given this link by SuAside, I think it's an appropriate picture.

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:45 am
by trixie
Ha ha ha....we're nuts for cats aren't we? I love that piccie, it's awesome!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:26 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote: Ha ha ha....we're nuts for cats aren't we? I love that piccie, it's awesome!

they sure seem to please our chicks :P

but i'm out, i only had 4 or so :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:57 pm
by Laraqua
I'll be away two weekends (including Thursdays) in a row to the Riverland though I might be able to check back in. So from the 16th of August to the 21st and then from the 30th of August to the 4th of September there's no use hanging around these boards! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:48 pm
by ImpInTraining
Laraqua wrote: I'll be away two weekends (including Thursdays) in a row to the Riverland though I might be able to check back in. So from the 16th of August to the 21st and then from the 30th of August to the 4th of September there's no use hanging around these boards! :lol:

I'm confused.

You posted this on the 19th of August. Aren't you supposed to be gone?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:15 pm
by SuAside
she's an aussie, they do everything backwards.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:55 am
by Laraqua
I meant the 24th to 27th and the 30th to 4th. Whoopsy!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:59 am
by paradys
Phew, a weekend off!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:59 am
by ImpInTraining
Whew. Here I thought my sanity slipped.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:28 pm
by TheKingInYellow
It reminds me of a play by post game I played a few years back - Great game, went on for almost two years. Then it turns out I was doing all my posts on the typewriter... What the hell was I replying to?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:56 pm
by Laraqua
Good site to listen to while playing.

http://www.macabre-productions.com/brokennotes/

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:15 pm
by DSIGFUSS
I won't be posting wednesday, Aug 22nd, Thursday Aug 23rd, plus Monday Aug 27th, Tuesday Aug 28th. BasketVector is getting married so I got to give him a good bachelor party. Then there's the wedding and the coma that I will slip into after. If you don't know who Basketvector is, he's Laraqua's arch nemesis. haha. Just kidding.

Anyways. "Don't eat jars of jam!" said the spooky ghost of the little girl who ate the jar of jam. Whoooooooooooooooh!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:57 am
by trixie
Image

I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!! (I know another Monty Python line....but I really don't like the movies at all......no serious......

Time zones should be taken into account for time off requests.....(NO TIME OFF ALLOWED) ha ha.....so those are the day after for Laraqua....considering she's down in the backwards part of the world, you know. Add a day. Basketvector's wedding will be sooooo fun... :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:08 am
by Seppuku
Welcome back Laraqua. How was the trip?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:09 am
by Laraqua
Haven't gone yet. The second set of dates, not the first, are the ones where I'm going. Sorriez for the confusion! I'll be the next two weekends, basically.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:12 am
by Piano man
Don't worry about it. All women are confusing. Did I just say that. Sorry

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:14 am
by ODIOUS
Sorry to have missed a bit. Lost a few guys at work been working overitme.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:12 am
by SuAside
trixie wrote: Image

I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!! (I know another Monty Python line....but I really don't like the movies at all......no serious......


you cannucks have no sense of humour...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:17 pm
by trixie
Truly??? You didn't notice the big tongue in cheek???

I'm just a closet fan....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:56 pm
by SuAside
i bet it's due to the woodsmen sketch that you cannucks dont enjoy Monty Python! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:04 pm
by DSIGFUSS
I love the Monty Pythons. They're coming to GM place in Febuary.(just in time for my birthday yaaaaaay!) I still haven't bought their album yet, but I hear it on the radio all the time. It's been so long since I've beeen to a proper punk show. I knew they were from England, but from what part?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:56 pm
by Piano man
The lumberjack song is the reason I started watching Monty Python. They have some what of a cult following here. I hardly know anyone who doesn't like them. You have made a couple of good points on the chit chat thread, but this isn't one of them. Oh yah I really want to try some of this Belgium beer you keep talking about. Give me some names so that I can try and find some. Please.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:49 pm
by SuAside
Piano man wrote: The lumberjack song is the reason I started watching Monty Python. They have some what of a cult following here. I hardly know anyone who doesn't like them. You have made a couple of good points on the chit chat thread, but this isn't one of them.

it was in jest of course. i see no valid for anyone not to like MP, regardless where they're from.
Piano man wrote: Oh yah I really want to try some of this Belgium beer you keep talking about. Give me some names so that I can try and find some. Please.

the best of the best is Westvleteren 12, but you'll never find that where you live & if you do, you'll pay through the nose for it. it's made by monks that make only limited amounts and sell it for 1 euro per bottle (or close), but in resale... it goes for a lot since it has been voted the best beer in the world multiple times.

my personal favorite amongst the 'normal' beers is the Duvel ('devil', a strong golden ale). this is what i drink on a terras or as a late night drink behind my computer.

if you take your time, you should enjoy 'Trappist' or 'Triple' beers such as Chimay Bleue, Tripel Karmeliet, Westmalle Tripel, Grimbergen Tripel, Orval Trappist Ale or Maredsous 10. (the better ones according to me in the front of the list here)
Triple and Trappist beers aren't to be rushed and are to be drunk on a slow night. you have to decide for yourself if you have a strong stomach or not, and see if you want to drink the sinkage stuff accumulated in the bottom of some of these bottles (Chimay mostly). if you're a beerdrinker, it wont matter, but if you're a novice, caution might be adviced.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:30 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Oh yeah... I love Monty Python. I was just screwing around. Did you see my bluff (30) roll at the end there. My dad's a Biology teacher. You know the skit with the fat guy in the restaurant from Meaning of Life?

The one where he's like "Fuck off I'm full!"

"Oh come on sir, It's Waffa thin!"

The fat guy eats it and explodes.

My dad showed that skit to his grade 8 Biology class to teach them about the digestion system. Alittle twisted heh?

I love the Quest for the Holy Grail.

"Run away!" "Run away!"

"What's your favorite color? Blue! No Green! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"

And the knight that skips along and the squire with the coconuts.

I love the English humor. SO polite. That was the best thing about Shaun of the dead. How they kept up the whole English polite mannerisms, even in the face of the Apacalypse.

You should try out Canada's gem "The Kids in the Hall" Funny Funny stuff. Check out Brain Candy for their movie. I recommend you watch some episodes first cuy they pretty much use all the characters from the skits in their movie.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:13 pm
by ImpInTraining
Piano man wrote: Oh yah I really want to try some of this Belgium beer you keep talking about. Give me some names so that I can try and find some. Please.


We have one brand that's imported here ... not sure from where exactly, but it's either Germany or somewhere around there. It's called Paulaner. Great beer, but a bit pricey.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:38 pm
by paradys
Ayingerbrau, if you can find it. Its from czechoslovakia and its gorgeous. ( and if you go to czech...insanely bloody cheap. )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:47 pm
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote: It's called Paulaner.

german.
paradys wrote: Its from czechoslovakia.

the czechs got some good beers, though i dont know that one.

belgian is still better though. :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:56 pm
by paradys
i'm a little tipsy now, which is why leroy is acting so strange. i'm so going to have to back and edit these posts in the morning.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:33 am
by Mr. Handy
Good roll, paradys! Base chance to hit with an axe is 20%, so that 9 hits for certain. A wood axe is listed as causing 1d8+2+db damage and a hatchet does 1d6+1+db. It's up to Laraqua how to classify this axe (a fire axe, right?), but I'd say it's probably the bigger variety. Leroy's a couple points short to get a damage bonus, but even so Darth Louie is going to be hurting! Since he was already down to 10 HP due to his earlier wounds, this could bring him down. 10 damage would leave him bleeding to death at 0 HP, 8 or more is guaranteed to knock him out, and 5 or more has a chance to knock him out (he'd have to make a Con x 5 roll to stay awake, which is a 60% chance).

Louie used his action to gun down Carson, so Leroy should probably get to go before he has another chance to act since he reacted pretty much immediately. Sarah would then go after Leroy, and then it would be Joel's turn. In a normal combat round, Sarah would go first with 17 Dex, then Leroy with 11 Dex, then Louie with 10 Dex, and finally Joel with 9 Dex. However, ready firearms would go before any hand-to-hand attacks.

Also, the rules on point blank shots state that point blank range is your Dex in feet. Thus, Sarah can get the point blank bonus within 17 feet, but Louie would only get it within 10 feet (if he gets a chance to shoot at Leroy who's charging him with an axe, he'd get the bonus for certain).

EDIT: Just saw Piano man's latest post. Yes, let's wait for Laraqua to resolve this. It's up to her whether this is still the same round or a new one. I thought the gun that Jill gave Sarah is the one she found in that jacket. If it does work, Sarah would normally get to fire before Louie because of her higher Dex, but she didn't actually have it ready at the start of the round. If she does use it this round, it'll be during the hand-to-hand resolution cycle and she'd get only one shot. Of course, she'd get to go first next round. A lot depends on everyone's distance and what type of gun she has.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:37 am
by Piano man
See again this is where I have a problem. He posted his reaction and then changed it. Plus there were 3 posts between where he talked to me and where he charged with the axe. So shouldn't it be a new round. I don't mind losing a character. I just want to make sure it's fair. Plus if we can go back and change our posts I'll go and make my guy do more talking before he shoots.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:46 am
by Mr. Handy
Let's wait for Laraqua, then. If it's a new round, Louie could shoot at Leroy before he gets to hit him with the axe, and he could certainly hold his shot until Leroy got within ten feet to get the point blank bonus if he started farther away. Of course, even so Louie could still miss and take the full brunt of that axe!

EDIT: If someone goes back and changes their action, others should certainly be able go back and change how they react. Paradys did say earlier that he was going to edit his post later, but I didn't see the original one since I was at work all day. It is possible to make more than one post in a single round provided you only do as much as you can in one round, so you could speak (quickly) in one post and then attack or dodge in another post, for example. You could also attack in one post and parry in another if you are armed with a weapon that allows both in the same round.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:49 am
by ImpInTraining
I'm assuming I'll have to change my post as well... because I'm not likely to send Joel off on errands if there's a big fight going on.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:52 am
by Piano man
In his original post he ran away screaming. I'll go back and delete the shooting part and then it will all be fair. ImpInTraining had a good point. I did state in my post that I waited for you to clear out of there before I shot. So that would give you the opportunity to speak to me and try to talk me out of it. You weren't even in there when I shot

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:57 am
by Mr. Handy
Maybe we should hold off on the editing until Laraqua has a chance to sort this all out.

Also, in the Cinemaplex thread, the woman Lionel was talking to never responded to my last post. Should I assume she's calmed down now and that he can return to the lobby?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:11 am
by Piano man
paradys wrote: nah you can shoot me if you want, none of this makes any sense anyway



Unfortunately that seems to happen with battle situations. It's important to remember I think that this is all in fun. I don't want to shoot you and don't think I have to, but we will sort this out. Nice roll by the way. If things go your way Louie is history. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:15 am
by Mr. Handy
Don't be so sure. If Louie's knocked out, Sarah will favor capturing him alive and tying him up and will try to talk Leroy out of simply murdering him. Even if he's reduced to 0 HP she has a very good chance of saving his life.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:18 am
by Piano man
In that case swing away. It's not every day you get tied up by a beautiful nurse. :lol: I'm still of the opinion that I didn't shoot until you left though. But I'm willing to edit that to get some sexy nurse play. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:06 am
by Mr. Handy
Image

"Okay, that's kind of creepy. Well, at least you're not tying me up! Brrr..."

Oh, and Jill's gun worked just fine when she shot the window out with it earlier.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:10 am
by Piano man
I editted that out. I misread the pm I had. It said you don't know if it will work because it is so rusty.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:31 am
by Laraqua
Uh-oh, spaggetti-oh. This is gonna need to be all re-done. The couch is in the wrong spot, the paint just doesn't match the carpet... *Sighs* :lol:

Anywho, a house rule for the posts and an order to re-do is the order of the day.

The house rule is that if you are gonna head off or something and need to include a hypothesis of others actions, state it super-clearly because sometimes one's eyes briefly roll over such mentions and focus on the proposed actions themselves.

I.E. IF they all step away from Carson, THEN I shoot.

This'll help clear it up for everyone. Don't worry, I've been guilty of not making things super-clear myself.

As he did include a hypothesis for his shot, not a statement of actions, the rest of the posts are part of the hypothesis. Louie simply didn't shoot. Therefore, all posts must be amended to either convince, cajole or complain about his intended actions. He DOES have the shotgun out, but Carson doesn't get hit ... yet.

Which is good because this way PvP isn't necessarily assured AND because there's someone else who'd be in on the action anywho who wasn't given a chance (an NPC of mine).

So just go back and edit your posts accordingly. We could just keep them in the same order they are and everyone just edits them (in order) or we could delete the whole blasted section and start afresh.

:D Frustrating for everyone, I know, but it happens all the time. Heck, I've had PCs many a time act on what they thought a Keeper had said but I hadn't actually said it - requires either a re-do or a go-along. In this case, I think re-do. No one's to blame, it just happens. :D

Deal?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:54 am
by Piano man
I think the easiest thing to do would be to delete right up to Louies post and start fresh with this knowledge. That way everyone has a fair chance to say what they are doing. My guy is willing to talk. :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:20 am
by ImpInTraining
Check... I concur with deleting ...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:27 am
by Mr. Handy
I have to agree too. This is probably my last post tonight, as I should already be in bed, and it'll be almost 18 hours before I can post again. I won't be able to post Sarah's reaction until then, but I had mistakenly thought that Louie had already shot Carson because of the die roll and Leroy's reaction.

Does Carson's scream sound anything like Mark's scream in the ambulance (probably not, but I want to make sure)? Also, please let me know what the details are on the gun Jill gave Sarah.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:35 am
by Laraqua
Okay, the scream did sound different. More of a human scream than that weird, twisted one from the ambulance.

The gun is a .38 automatic (1d10 damage, 15 yards, 2 attacks per round, four bullets in the gun - six maximum).

And 3/4 votes are in, sorry Paradys, whether or not you agree we're doing a roll back of posts.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:51 am
by paradys
No, I completely agree with going back and must apologise as most of this is my fault. I'd spent most of yesterday in the pub and may have er..misread the situation.

to clarify my deleted post..my original idea was that leroy heeded the strange 'spirits' message and ran away from carson. but then i reread and it seemed silly, so i replaced it with something that was probably more stupid. although it did read to me like someone had just steeped out of the shadows and blown carson away.

of course its totally out of character of leroy to whack someone with an axe, i'll have to think of something else.

shame, i'm never going to roll a 9 again.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:31 am
by Laraqua
No, it's there. It's just held in stasis. That way, malfunctions last even if the post got rolled-back! So remember it for your axe.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:56 am
by SuAside
Ah the fireaxe... The true weapon of a madman.

Who else would fight fire with an axe?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:53 am
by Piano man
Can my guy shoot safely without hitting any of the other characters.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:00 am
by Mr. Handy
You get to go before Sarah since you have your shotgun and her gun isn't drawn. I'd think from what Laraqua said earlier that your roll of 12 to hit with the shotgun and 28 for damage would apply now if you shoot him. Sarah and Joel were getting away from Carson, and I'm not sure what Leroy was doing, but I'd say that since you hit with the shotgun at point blank range (and it was an impale) then you wouldn't hit anyone else. If you miss, that's another matter.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:06 am
by Piano man
Since I can keep my rolls I'll do it as long as you don't attack me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:10 am
by Mr. Handy
I certainly won't, as Sarah is now certain that Carson has turned. I can't speak for what Leroy will do, but under the circumstances I don't think he will this time. Plus he gets to save his axe roll for the next time he uses it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:21 am
by Piano man
I didn't really think you would, but better safe than sorry. 8) I have to say that even the undead are atracted to Sarah. Are you sure you don't have some cthulhu type homing device imbedded in your characters. :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:49 am
by Mr. Handy
Image

"*sigh* I always attract the wrong sorts. Say, wouldn't the people up on the second floor have heard my scream before the gun went off?"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:04 am
by paradys
Yep, its nice to have a 9 in the bank!

leroy only loses 3 san but still hes feeling a bit overwhelmed by events. i don't think hes up to much except looking on in shock for a while and then getting out of there.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:55 pm
by trixie
paradys wrote: No, I completely agree with going back and must apologise as most of this is my fault. I'd spent most of yesterday in the pub and may have er..misread the situation.


You know...I shouldn't laugh at this but I just have to pipe up here.....I love posting when I'm drunk out of my mind. 8) It's funny as hell to wake up the next day and re-read what you did. You likely would never have posted that when you were sober, and for some reason that just makes it all the more entertaining. :D

I give it two thumbs up!!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:50 am
by paradys
As me and pianoman have been saying, there was a funny side to the situation - mysterious stranger steps out of the shadows, says 'its okay I'm here to help' and someone hits him in the head with an axe. er well, it was funny at the time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:32 pm
by Piano man
You know Paradys I just read your chit chat post and I laughed. So I guess it's still funny. No good deed goes unpunished, but on the other hand. Your surrounded by death, you can't drink the water or eat the food, and a large, dark, cloaked stanger carrying a shot gun steps out of the darkness. An axe to the head doesn't sound that silly anymore.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:02 pm
by paradys
and lets not forget Joel and Leroy don't know whats real or not anymore and are pretty paranoid. by the way i think the situations turned out really well, with everyone panicking and splitting up ( if you know what i mean! ). top drama anyway.

have you been getting my pms? i think i sent that line to you before, but it seemed worth repeating!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:41 am
by Laraqua
Put enough players in the same room together and you don't need to create enemies, drama or obstacles! They'll create them themselves.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:53 am
by ImpInTraining
Hey, now that Joel is on his own... which way is the arcade? I got some quarters burning a hole in my pocket.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:39 am
by Laraqua
Okay, take a left out of the First Floor front doors, keep on that way till you meet the pub (there's a few arcade games there), turn right, keep on till you get to the takeaway shop, then take another right.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:39 am
by ImpInTraining
Hey guys and gals,

I just bailed from Blockbuster Online and joined NetFlix ... just got done copying all of my 890+ ratings and my 23 or so reviews over ... and discovered that they have a 'community'. Basically, its where friends can compare movies and read each other's reviews.

If any of you would like to join my community, you're welcome to. I think it only requires an account on NetFlix (no charge far as I know)... and you can click on the URL below to become my 'friend':
http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/P8ozv8pYoMaQgIFmF3A9

I watch a lot of movies... ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:39 pm
by ODIOUS
*Pirate voice* http://www.Movie6.net Mayey! YEEEEaaAAARRRGGhHHH!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:47 am
by trixie
Phew....thanks for the patience...who knew a wedding and out of town company would take up so much posting time! Well life is back to normal for a while...if normal even really exists at all anymore....lol. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:44 pm
by Laraqua

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:07 pm
by trixie
Clarifying sanity rolls:

Roll 1d100? If the number is less than your sanity in your character sheet, you roll 1d6 for sanity loss.

If it is greater than your original sanity, you roll 1d12 for sanity loss? Am I correct Mr. Handy?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:38 pm
by SuAside
sanity damage depends on what the keeper tells you really.

as well as a possible sanity threshold to substract or add.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:14 pm
by ImpInTraining
A sanity check is always done against your current sanity level. Roll under, and that means you have managed to take minimal or no sanity damage. If you roll over, then the shock hit you far worse and you take more sanity damage than normal ... among other things - like a new phobia, mental illness, or special glimpse into the horrors that you have beheld.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:53 pm
by trixie
Well, I understand the concept, it's just a matter of which dice to roll if you fail. I failed my sanity check and rolled a 1d12. Which I believe is right, but I wound up taking that from another thread in this game. I think it probably still applies, even though the situation is far less graphic than the last, but equal sanity lost. Oh well....c'est la vie!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:46 pm
by Mr. Handy
Sanity loss depends entirely on the situation. The Keeper will give you a pair of numbers separated by a slash. In the earlier situation, they were 1d6/1d12. If you succeed at your Sanity roll (roll less than or equal to your current Sanity), then you lose the amount on the left side of the slash. If you fail (roll more than your current Sanity), you lose the amount on the right side of the slash. In this situation, Brianna is rolling because it's dark, and this isn't that traumatic. Laraqua said earlier that in this case Sanity loss would be 0/1. Since you failed the roll, Brianna only loses 1 Sanity and not 1d12.

By the way, the rules for First Aid and Medicine say that you can recover 1d3 HP per injury, with a separate roll required for each one (and obviously you can't get more HP back than you lost for any particular injury). It may also be possible to roll both First Aid and Medicine to get back 1d3 for each for the same injury, but the rules are unclear. Jill could thus possibly recover more HP with further treatment.

I'll post in the IC threads after dinner.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:49 pm
by Laraqua
Yay! I managed to get seven hours sleep across the night and I really need ten unbroken hours. Isn't that greeeeeeeeat?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:02 pm
by Piano man
Ten hours???? Wow I haven't seen 10 consecutive hours of sleep in about 5 years. Must be nice. Even 7 would be nice.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:50 pm
by Mr. Handy
I need 8 or 9 hours myself, but I never get that much and very rarely even get seven, so I know the feeling. The night before last I think I got seven hours, but last night I got less than six. I woke up too early and had a terrible headache (which kept me from getting back to sleep) all day, but it's mostly gone now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:10 am
by Laraqua
Yeah, well, it was more like five and two hours sleep with a three-hour gap in between so it was pretty broken which makes it worse. And yeah, I know the average person needs 8 but without an alarm clock, I pretty much sleep 10-12 hours. Everyone else wastes only a third of their lifespan, I'm giving up half. It's great. No wonder I never get anything done. :( Of course, the great thing is, most people subsist on 8 hours sleep and wake fully rested so they don't understand how 7 hours can suck. But it's like getting only 6 hours for me and then having it split up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:19 am
by trixie
Aaahhh....sleep.

You'll never complain about sleep until you have kids and realize you're doomed for years of getting next to no sleep because they need cheerios poured at 7 am every morning? Kiss your sweet endless sleep goodbye!

My personal fave is the 4o'clock nap in the sunshine outside, beer in hand, tanning while snoozing. Makes the 7 hours easier to handle! But what am I complaining about...summer rocks with lazy days, and then comes the september schedule when you can no longer stay up til midnight or 1 posting because you're doomed to no sleep....sigh. If only it could stay August....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:37 am
by paradys
yeah, summer does rock! its back to the old routine next week and more early nights because i actually..gasp..have to go to work and because im a weary old man rapidly leaving his twenties behind. oh woe woe is me. how long is it to half term again?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:41 am
by Piano man
paradys wrote: yeah, summer does rock! its back to the old routine next week and more early nights because i actually..gasp..have to go to work and because im a weary old man rapidly leaving his twenties behind. oh woe woe is me.


Old man?? I don't even remember what my twenties were like. They weren't that long ago, but I did abuse myself badly.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:41 am
by trixie
An old decrepit man?? lol....how old pray tell? Yes back to school stinks, but yay that the kids are going back soon and I don't have to sort out arguments amongst children nearly as much. Now it'll be your problem Paradys....isn't that comforting that mother's the world over are secretly sighing in relief and pawning their problems and reasons for drinking heavily onto you? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:50 am
by paradys
don't worry you two, i was just laying it on for comic effect. i actually like life not being quite so crazy anymore. and the best thing about being a technician is you can let the teachers sort out the arguments and stick with being the guy in the background, rolling his eyes in an amused fashion and washing out a paintpot.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:20 am
by trixie
So we'll never know the truth about the decrepit old man and old he truly is then? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:10 am
by Mr. Handy
I was thinking that we'd bring the smaller children first. If we put the beds in the elevator, we could put two in each bed. If we don't put the beds in the elevator we could squeeze more in. Since Mercy Cross is a big hospital, it's odd that there's only a single elevator. I live a few blocks from Jefferson Hospital, and it has two banks of four elevators on either end of the building, plus several more elevators between them specifically for transporting patients.

I'll wait a bit to post in the IC thread to give Dahlia and/or Jason a chance to respond.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:24 am
by Laraqua
Mercy Cross is actually quite a small - if tall - hospital for a city, I should think. Take a look at the map - do you really think more elevators would fit? The largest floor is the ground one and they don't have a lot of options in going up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:41 am
by Mr. Handy
Going by the map, it isn't all that big. It was described as a "big hospital" in the intro, though, probably before any maps were shown.

Does Sarah have pepper spray in her handbag, as I asked in the IC thread?

After I post for her in her IC thread, that'll be it for me tonight. I should have been in bed a while ago.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:56 am
by Laraqua
Yeah, sure, have it. I'm sure it'll save you from the hordes of darkness. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:12 am
by Seppuku
I thought maybe I could blow up the hospital as a distraction, and escape all this madness.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:37 am
by Laraqua
:shock: That could work. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:46 am
by SuAside
i sleep about 8 to 9 hours during the holidays.

during the year more like 6 or 7.
trixie wrote: Yes back to school stinks, but yay that the kids are going back soon and I don't have to sort out arguments amongst children nearly as much.

school stinks? school rocks! i miss it already...

dunno about you guys, but 16yo till the end of my studies were the best years of my life. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:57 am
by TheKingInYellow
Man, I've loathed school for the past seventeen years. Even college has sucked my blood dry and moved on to take sustenance from the brittle remains of my dead soul. Thankfully this is my last year... Until grad school...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:14 pm
by paradys
trixie wrote: So we'll never know the truth about the decrepit old man and old he truly is then? :lol:


the decrepit old man is a fairly immature 33. and laraqua don't worry about all those late nights, you can catch up on all that lost sleep later on, honest. now, i'm off for a nap.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:33 pm
by Laraqua
*whistles to self*

I've been reading Loooooovecraft...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:49 pm
by trixie
SuAside wrote:
trixie wrote: Yes back to school stinks, but yay that the kids are going back soon and I don't have to sort out arguments amongst children nearly as much.

school stinks? school rocks! i miss it already...

dunno about you guys, but 16yo till the end of my studies were the best years of my life. ;)

Well I said it stinks because the kids will be poor Paradys problem soon enough....it was only to commiserate...ha ha I loved school too when I was in it.....but sssshhhh........don't tell anyone that, it'll blow my cover! 8)
paradys wrote: the decrepit old man is a fairly immature 33. and laraqua don't worry about all those late nights, you can catch up on all that lost sleep later on, honest. now, i'm off for a nap.


33? Join the club! Not me exactly....I'm just a mere 30.....so you're much more decrepit than me..... HA HA HA :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:16 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Who's 33? and who says 33 is old you youngling sons o' bitches! I bet I could party all your faces off! Challenge! lol


So Laraqua..... When we fail a sanity roll, do you want us to lower our stats on our charactrer sheets ourselves, or do you want to do it? Either way is cool with me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:40 pm
by Piano man
I've drank with Dsigfuss before. If you take him up on his challenge you better be able to drink all night long. I can't do it. I'm also a decrepit 33 year old. So is he but he's got talent.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:40 pm
by trixie
We are to keep our own sanity levels current, as was said a few pages ago in the chit chat. We need to be keeping them up to date.
DSIGFUSS wrote: Who's 33? and who says 33 is old you youngling sons o' bitches! I bet I could party all your faces off! Challenge! lol

I accept your challenge you decrepit old fogey....I could mop the floor with you anyday! ha ha ha (Not exactly....we already proved that i can't match drinks to you....but I can definately party with the best of `em) You're on!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:45 pm
by ImpInTraining
Geez, if you think 33 is old, I don't dare tell you my age. Better cut me in half and count the rings if you're achin' to find out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:04 pm
by trixie
:lol: Count the rings???!!! Omg....I chortled good from that one....


C'mon now...pray tell....how old really? We're all really just a bunch of old fogeys pretending to be young. Dsigfuss lied about his age....he's actually 42. Pianoman is 55....he has the old man slippers and everything.....Me I'm only 19. Tee hee :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:13 pm
by Piano man
And the award for lie of the decade goes to ........................Trixie. congratulations Trixie for living in denial for eleven years. Yes that would make her thirty. Three years younger than me, but if you want to know the truth she is still better looking than most nineteen year olds.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:24 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Does anybody know if Laraqua erased all the old threads or are they stored somewhere in Ash? I wanted to count up how many sanity points Ronald has lost since the beginning...

And I'm 33 with the stamina of a 19 year old and the liver of a 55 year old.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:29 pm
by SuAside
Piano man wrote: And the award for lie of the decade goes to ........................Trixie. congratulations Trixie for living in denial for eleven years. Yes that would make her thirty. Three years younger than me, but if you want to know the truth she is still better looking than most nineteen year olds.

now you've gone & done it...

you have no other way out than to post pictures to back up such a statement...

aka

"PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:27 pm
by trixie
He lies!!!! lol

I post a piccie every time I post....see my sexy hooker piccie here....that feather boa cost me a pretty penny for sure.

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:30 pm
by Mr. Handy
I'm also at the ripe old age of 33.

Laraqua said that we should adjust both our own Sanity and HP totals on our character sheets. The old threads haven't been deleted, but several have been renamed. For instance, one of Ronald's old threads is now Louie's thread; the first six pages or so have him in it. He was also in the Imme, SuAside, and Trixie thread for a little while. You can also look up your character's rolls on Invisible Castle if you used the same name consistently to find previous Sanity checks and losses.

I know that Ronald lost 3 HP when one of the nurses shot him, and another 2 when Louie brained him with the shotgun. He started with 12 HP, so he has 7 left. He can recover some or all of that damage through First Aid and Medicine, provided someone with the proper skills and equipment treats him. The head injury could probably be treated with a compress, but the bullet wound is trickier. Everyone has First Aid at 30%, even without putting points in the skill, and he could possibly treat himself. Each injury can get 1d3 back on a successful roll. I'm not sure what his earlier Sanity losses are, however.

I also noticed that Sarah never had to make a Sanity roll when Mark jumped her in the ambulance. Should she have?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:47 am
by ImpInTraining
I would think so.

Anyway, if you must know, I'm 39 plus one birthday anniversary.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:55 am
by Laraqua
Erm... About Nurse Sarah... Whoops! :lol:

I am the worst Keeper ever...

Ahem.

1d3/1d6 sanity loss should be appropriate.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:02 am
by Mr. Handy
I'll roll it now then. It could easily have been a delayed reaction, and she's just been reminded of it. The other characters in the ambulance (if their players ever post again) don't need to roll Sanity, since they've forgotten all about it.

Image

"If only I could..." :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:20 am
by trixie
Wow, what're the odds, that's four players that are the magical age of 33.

One that's '39' (aaww....Imp....I have a commiseration party planned...lol)

One that's 24 that admitted his age previously.... ( you know who you are.....Monsieur Pompous....lol)

A keeper that's younger than that.....oopsy might get in trouble for that one.....

Then one sweet 16 year old....(blush) Qui? Moi?? Mwah....(blows kisses)....

Ha ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:06 am
by paradys
Well Vancouver sounds like a party place.
DSIGFUSS wrote: Who's 33? and who says 33 is old you youngling sons o' bitches! I bet I could party all your faces off! Challenge! lol


something about dsigfuss posts makes me believe this is true. luckily for my liver i'll never
have to prove otherwise.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:33 am
by TheKingInYellow
I didn't think Vancouver was that great of a party town. The liquor stores close at 6pm, which totally kills your drinking plans if you run out of alcohol at 7pm.
Who's 33? and who says 33 is old you youngling sons o' bitches! I bet I could party all your faces off! Challenge! lol


That's a challenge I'll take any day. Set me in front of a six pack and I'll go balls to the wall in a time challenge. I may have just turned 21 recently, but I've got a few years of hard training that I'm more than happy to put to use any time :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:32 am
by paradys
the liquor stores close at 6?! brrr! i thought canada was a civilised nation?! :lol:

well, the people seem fun, is what i meant.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:50 am
by TheKingInYellow
They can definitely hold their liquor, as long as you're willing to buy all of it early :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:46 pm
by Piano man
I don't know what back woods town you went to, but I can buy my alcohol at 1am if I want at the cold beer and wine store. And some of the Bars are open till 3am, but I'll leave those to you young wipper snappers. Vancouver is a lot of fun to party in and your all invited. Just pm me and dsigfuss and I will pick you up at the airport with a cooler full of beer in the back for the ride home. When we get there we'll talk about drinking. I admit I can't keep up with Dsigfuss, but I'm still Canadian. We were born with beer in our hands. 8)Oh my poor mother :shock:
TheKingInYellow wrote: I didn't think Vancouver was that great of a party town. The liquor stores close at 6pm, which totally kills your drinking plans if you run out of alcohol at 7pm.
Who's 33? and who says 33 is old you youngling sons o' bitches! I bet I could party all your faces off! Challenge! lol


That's a challenge I'll take any day. Set me in front of a six pack and I'll go balls to the wall in a time challenge. I may have just turned 21 recently, but I've got a few years of hard training that I'm more than happy to put to use any time :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:20 pm
by Laraqua
Beer? :shock: Yeeeuck!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:25 pm
by Piano man
If beer isn't to your liking we have a wide arrangement of things that will change your state of mind. There's whiskey, beer, vodka, beer, rum, beer, and of course beer. Plus I hear that our greenery is the best in the world. Not that I would know. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:34 pm
by paradys
do you have any beer?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:39 pm
by Piano man
Why yes we do funny you should ask. I don't have any on me at the moment though, seeing as I'm at work.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:58 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: Beer? :shock: Yeeeuck!

with comments like that i'm going to have to force you to come to Belgium sometime... pretty dang certain i can change your mind about this!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:01 pm
by paradys
So Tanar really was Louis the mild mannered janitor - hey its just like Hong Kong Phooey!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:37 pm
by Piano man
Honk Kong Phooey? I've never heard of that one. I'll have to check it out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:39 pm
by trixie
Piano Man....stop giving away all the beer! lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:37 pm
by DSIGFUSS
HaHa Paradys! what town did you visit? spuzzem, BC?

Piano man is right! You can buy beer til late here in Van. Plus if you can't make it to the cold beer and wine store, you can always call one of the many after hour delivery services. pricey but prompt. Plus there is the Tsu hang. Our 24 hour downtown chinese restaurant. The Peking duck and rock salt prawns are to die for, plus they sell under the table off sales all night long. Just like the Lionel Richie song.

I can't wait to hook up with more of you guys in Ash. Not that little Brianna isn't enough to keep things interesting. Especially after she barfed in Ronald's shoes.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:45 pm
by paradys
Hey i said it sounded like a party place! Kinginyellow was the one told me the liquor stores close at 6, i was just struck with horror at the idea.

all i know really about Canada is they have big trees and moose and nobody has a bad word to say about it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:53 pm
by trixie
Big trees and moose? Ha ha ha.....That's like me saying the only vision I have of the Uk is bangers and mash and Fawlty Towers. Not that I'm offended, and I have no intentions of offending you (hope that didn't) I just find it amusing the stereotypes we all have of each other's countries.

I actually really enjoyed London when I was there. What a beautiful city! Double decker buses are so fun to tour on, and whatever you do, don't jump in any cab and expect the rate will be fair. And just out of curiousity, what's with the drivers....is it just me or are they all mad? lol Maybe it's just that they were driving on the opposite side of the road. I was white knuckling it the whole way. ha ha ha
dsigfuss wrote: HaHa Paradys! what town did you visit? spuzzem, BC?


That's a real BC joke...Spuzzum is the smallest town you'll ever find on the main highway heading north into the interior of the province. We always joke that if you want a real getaway...go to Spuzzum. If you blinked, you'd miss it. There was a big uproar when it finally got a stop light. Imagine Spuzzum with a stoplight....all of about 50 people or so live there....a real gem.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:56 pm
by paradys
of course its not big trees and moose, i was just making fun of my own ignorance. i better stop talking now before i offend everybody

oh and the cabbies are crazy yeah. they have a well earned reputation of being the most opinionated people in england. i'm glad you enjoyed London though and youre way too nice saying its beautiful. tbh honest a lot of it outside the city centre is a real craphole ha ha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:58 pm
by trixie
Don't sweat it...hope I didn't offend you. I was only having fun with the ha ha's. Plus I'm trying to get my posting #'s up because I'm beating dsigfuss and he knows it :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:07 pm
by paradys
trixie wrote: That's a real BC joke...Spuzzum is the smallest town you'll ever find on the main highway heading north into the interior of the province. We always joke that if you want a real getaway...go to Spuzzum. If you blinked, you'd miss it. There was a big uproar when it finally got a stop light. Imagine Spuzzum with a stoplight....all of about 50 people or so live there....a real gem.


in the village in Wales where my mother comes from, when they had a traffic light put there in the 60s, everyone used to go and sit around it on weekends so they could watch it change colours.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:08 pm
by trixie
Now THAT'S entertainment!

Who needs the show? Popcorn? Even alcohol....when you could just gather round the stoplight.....I mean YAH!!! That's a PARTAY!!!

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:11 pm
by paradys
its very VERY rural ( and i might have exaggerated - i think she said they just did that the first weekend )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:08 pm
by DSIGFUSS
awesome! Have you seen that British movie about the old lady who grows weed in her green house. The whole town steps out of the bar to watch her grow lights turn on at the strok of midnight or soemthing. I love British humor.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:16 pm
by trixie
Sounds like movie night is in order! Ya British humour is the best. Sooooo dry.....hilarious really.

But why put on a movie when you could just watch the stoplight....I mean I feel so let down all these years. How could I get to the sweet young age of 19 without knowing that all the entertainment I ever needed was right downtown???

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:27 pm
by Piano man
Why is it that women alway lie about thier age. You would think that they would tell people that they are older than they actually are. That way when you meet them you can say "You look good for your age" instead of "Dam what drugs have you been taking? You look like crap for someone your age." I might be going out on a dangerous limb here, but it doesn't make sense.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:41 pm
by paradys
you know friends tell me i have a bad habit of saying something as a joke and sounding like i'm serious and that its gonna get me into trouble. i guess theyre right. anyway i've travelled around europe but haven't been to the other side of the Atlantic mores the pity, so everything i know about the Americas comes from books and films and what people have told me. our pal dave is from quebec though, so the third thing i know about canadians is they play a mean goddamn guitar!

haven't seen the film you mentioned dsigfuss must have passed me by, but my favourite brit comedies are Withnail and I and Nuts in May by Mike Leigh. that cracks me up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:46 pm
by SuAside
you guys have so much to learn:

1) only specialised stuff is sold in the liquor store. for everything else, you go to the supermarket... or the nightshop after hours.
2) belgian beer is superior. end of discussion.
Piano man wrote: Why is it that women alway lie about thier age. You would think that they would tell people that they are older than they actually are. That way when you meet them you can say "You look good for your age" instead of "Dam what drugs have you been taking? You look like crap for someone your age." I might be going out on a dangerous limb here, but it doesn't make sense.

i simply have to paste a Bash.org classic:

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
paradys wrote: you know friends tell me i have a bad habit of saying something as a joke and sounding like i'm serious and that its gonna get me into trouble.

it's called sarcasm and irony. my preferred weapon against idiots.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:51 pm
by paradys
irony or a self defence mechanism? aha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:55 pm
by ImpInTraining
Being from America, I'll be happy to answer any questions ya'll have about this side of the pond.

British humor ... I like it, but it definitely requires developing a taste for it because there are some of my friends who don't appreciate it as much as I do.

BTW - I've streamed the first two seasons of The Red Dwarf via Netflix.com ... funny stuff.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:40 pm
by trixie
You can
SuAside wrote: you guys have so much to learn:

1) only specialised stuff is sold in the liquor store. for everything else, you go to the supermarket... or the nightshop after hours.


Uh....the supermarket? In N. America you can't buy booze in the supermarket...unless you count that .5 alcohol crap.
SuAside wrote: i simply have to paste a Bash.org classic:

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

Uhhh.....are you trying to EARN your title of Monsieur Pompous? ha ha ha :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:48 pm
by Piano man
Trixie 578 Dsigfuss 574. For anyone keeping track of this posting war.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:12 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote: Uh....the supermarket? In N. America you can't buy booze in the supermarket...unless you count that .5 alcohol crap.

yeah, americans can buy shotguns at Walmarts, but cant get some hard liquor. they can drive cars at 16 (i think?), but drink at 21.

totally backwards... :P
Uhhh.....are you trying to EARN your title of Monsieur Pompous? ha ha ha :lol:

goddamn it, woman!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:15 pm
by Piano man
I told you before Suicide. No one can control her. We've even tried medicating her, but she liked it too much.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:17 pm
by trixie
trixie wrote: Uhhh.....are you trying to EARN your title of Monsieur Pompous? ha ha ha :lol:
suaside wrote: goddamn it, woman!


YES.....the thick skin is penetrable.

Now my life is complete :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:25 pm
by ImpInTraining
The liquor laws vary from state to state in America. In fact, there are some counties that are completely 'dry' when it comes to spirits. In Michigan, however, you can purchase beer in a supermarket. In Pennsylvania, you can purchase beer for take-out at bars or beer distributers. But so far, I think all the states I've seen require liquor stores to sell the hard stuff.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:27 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:
trixie wrote: Uhhh.....are you trying to EARN your title of Monsieur Pompous? ha ha ha :lol:
suaside wrote: goddamn it, woman!

YES.....the thick skin is penetrable.

Now my life is complete :lol:

penetrable by a .700 Nitro Express safari rifle. ;)

you'll have to do better than this, trixie! but if you try, i'll have to unpleasant retorts!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:33 pm
by trixie
So what are you implying, I can't handle it? ha ha ha

I'd blow your hair right off your head....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:53 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Posting war?

more like chatting war!

I'm giving up. I'll just have to settle for more actual in game posts. Nobody can out chat Trixie.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:57 pm
by Piano man
Tell me about it. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:08 pm
by DSIGFUSS
oh and you tell him Trixie.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:31 pm
by trixie
DSIGFUSS wrote: Posting war?

more like chatting war!

I'm giving up. I'll just have to settle for more actual in game posts. Nobody can out chat Trixie.



Bow to the master buddy....lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:26 am
by Mr. Handy
That was quite a post-a-thon! Trixie just passed my post count overnight, I noticed. I've caught up now, but my slight lead won't hold even though I'm now on vacation and can post at any time during the day.

I loved London too, by the way. I went there once seven years ago, and I'm planning to visit again next year. Never been to Vancouver, but I'd like to see it too someday.

I've been a fan of British comedy and science fiction for a long time. I started watching Doctor Who when Tom Baker was still playing the Doctor (yes, I was seven). I've seen most of the original Doctor Who episodes, but they haven't been aired for years now. I like the new Doctor Who too, but I like the original better. I'm also a huge Red Dwarf fan, and I watched the first eight series when they aired on PBS. They haven't been on for a while, either, though. British humor is definitely an acquired taste. Fortunately, I acquired it at an early age.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:32 am
by ImpInTraining
Yeah, me too. I can remember when I was 12 staying up late and tuning the TV to some obscure UHF channel that was all fuzzy ... just to watch Benny Hill.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:36 am
by trixie
mr.handy wrote: That was quite a post-a-thon! Trixie just passed my post count overnight, I noticed. I've caught up now, but my slight lead won't hold even though I'm now on vacation and can post at any time during the day.


'Bows'

Yes sorry, I went a little nuts but it's my week off. Next week when I'm back to work and school's in, I won't be able to keep up to y'all. So I figured I'd better enjoy it now.

Funny that I just caught up to two guys who started in 2006 though.... 8)

And what's the deal with Red Dwarf? I'm just not a fan. Give me British comedy sure, but Fawlty Towers and Monty Python RULE in comparison to Red Dwarf.

Now I'm just stirring the pot...ha ha ha :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:38 am
by Laraqua
Hehe, good luck beating MY post count. :lol: I am the master.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:44 am
by trixie
Yes I know....sigh.

I wonder how long it will take me to get to 3,000

'green with envy'

tee hee

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:09 am
by Laraqua
*dances in my 3,000 post outfit*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:25 am
by trixie
Hey dancing keeper in the fancy pants.....any chance we can earn us some extra sanity points? :lol:

I have a feeling we'll all be needing them...either that or some skill points. Been a while since you've thrown a challenge our way. And I'm not talking a drinking/partying challenge like dsigfuss threw at us either..... :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:46 am
by Seppuku
So I made a game...now I just need players... Oh it's For All Flesh Must Be Eaten. A link to the basic Rulebook is on the forums under character creation. If you have a myspace I would love to have zombies devour your flesh.

http://www.myspace.com/allfleshmustbeeatengame

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:58 am
by paradys
its so wild that people in america like Benny Hill. that comedys so creaky man! i've heard that hes really popular among gangsta rappers, although if you've ever seen an ice cube video that actually makes sense..ice cube shouldn't bother with any music and should just run around chasing a little bald man in fast motion.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:25 am
by SuAside
DSIGFUSS wrote: Nobody can out chat Trixie.

out chat her, perhaps not, but there is at least one man here that had the guts to chat her up. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:44 am
by ImpInTraining
trixie wrote: And what's the deal with Red Dwarf? I'm just not a fan. Give me British comedy sure, but Fawlty Towers and Monty Python RULE in comparison to Red Dwarf.

Oh believe me... you're preaching to the choir here. Nothing holds a candle to Monty Python (IMHO). But to compare the two ... well, Red Dwarf is a bit more cynical and sarcastic, which is something I can relate with.

Never heard of Fawlty Towers though. I'll have to look that one up next. Got 6 more seasons of Red Dwarf to stream first.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:54 am
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote: Never heard of Fawlty Towers though. I'll have to look that one up next. Got 6 more seasons of Red Dwarf to stream first.

Fawlty Towers, the german pun

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:37 pm
by paradys
by the way, where abouts in the States is everyone here from? be interesting to know.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:45 pm
by Seppuku
You're Goddamn Right we Americans Love Benny Hill, and we will go to war to protect his shenannigans. My favorite is the Robot Chicken Funeral of Benny Hill though. Speaking of Gangsta rapper. I think I'll make a beat from the Benny Hill theme song now. Oh and by the way the best sketch comedy show is Mr. Show With Bob, and David. Here is one of my favorite sketches.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=HQAFv1sI6TU

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:20 pm
by trixie
Did anyone see that SuAside put a hyperlink into the U-tube of Fawlty Towers? Hilarious episode....my FAVORITE.....everyone who doesn't know Fawlty Towers is indebted to click on it and watch it (only about 5 minutes or so)

The best part is the end....don't cut it short....his Hitler impersonation is just....well you have to watch it!!! :lol:

Imp...I can't believe you've been living such a sheltered life!!!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:44 pm
by ImpInTraining

Ah yes... I have seen one episode of Fawlty Towers... where their cook was drunk so they had to order the food from a different restaurant. It's not bad. No offense, but just seems like it's a lot of the Monty Python jokes dusted off and reused... if you ask me.
paradys wrote: by the way, where abouts in the States is everyone here from? be interesting to know.

North-east corner of Pennsylvania - the Poconos - honeymoon capital of the US ... well, we share the title with Niagra Falls.
trixie wrote: Imp...I can't believe you've been living such a sheltered life!!!!

Not sheltered ... just primed on American television. Have any of you Brits seen Hogan's Heroes? I know the Germans watch it just about every day... which is funny to me considering how much fun the show made fun of the Nazis.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:53 pm
by Seppuku

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:22 pm
by Piano man
ImpInTraining wrote: Ah yes... I have seen one episode of Fawlty Towers... where their cook was drunk so they had to order the food from a different restaurant. It's not bad. No offense, but just seems like it's a lot of the Monty Python jokes dusted off and reused... if you ask me.


I have to agree with the Imp. Trixie has been trying to get me to watch Faulty Towers for ten years now, and yeah they are funny, but not really my cup of tea. I like newer shows like Heros, and Entourage. Weeds is pretty good too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:57 pm
by ImpInTraining
I was a Buffy fan ... and once it stopped airing, switched over to Angel, although I never really enjoyed it as much. What'd ya think of Supernatural? That's my favorite series of last season. I know... not a sitcom. For sketch comedy, I typically watch Mad TV.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:59 pm
by Piano man
I've never watched Supernatural. What season is it in?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:39 pm
by paradys
i think hogans heroes is before my time but we get all the classics like cheers and roseanne, and the modern stuff of course. we used to have a sitcom called 'Allo 'Allo, set in the laugh a minute world of the french resistance and the gestapo. if you like benny hill i've got a feeling you'll like that - lots of innuendo, slapstick and national stereotypes

american drama just rocks right know - my favourites are House and The Shield - although someone has to tell me, is LA really like that? The Shield makes me never want to go there in my life!

I don't see how monty python and fawlty towers are the same - i mean ones all surrealism and ones character based surely. i know basil fawltys an exagerration but people like that used to exist!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:12 pm
by ImpInTraining
Supernatural is going on Season 3 this fall, I hope it will anyway.

House is a great series. Jerico is another great series - post apocolyptic... sort of. It's about a small village somewhere in Central USA that survives after a dozen or so large cities are blown up, and the villagers attempts to survive the hard times that follow as they struggle to learn what had happened outside their little village. It's on season 3 this fall also.

Oh, I'm big on CSI as well... the one in Las Vegas, not Miami or New York.

Can't tell you anything about LA. I drove through once on the way to tour Hollywood, but don't remember anything about it... and that was 24 years ago.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:48 am
by Mr. Handy
I love Monty Python and Fawlty Towers too. There are only twelve episodes of Fawlty Towers, and I've seen them plenty of times. I also like Hogan's Heroes, but haven't seen it on TV in a long time. I also watch Allo Allo, which is hilarious. The New Jersey Network airs an episode on most Saturday nights, and I just saw this week's. I enjoy The Shield and Jericho too. I don't watch House, but I did see the first episode once. Interestingly enough, Hugh Laurie is a British comedy veteran (he's been in some of the Blackadder episodes, which is another great Britcom).

Seppuku's game looks interesting, but I don't have a MySpace account (or time to play in it, for that matter). The Zombie Apocalypse game Welsh and I are running uses CoC rules rather than AFMBE, but there the zombie outbreak is global from the start and the characters all start out close together. Our zombies would like to eat your flesh too.

I'm from Philadelphia, by the way.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:56 am
by ImpInTraining
Yeah? Only two hours south of me... hi neighbor! Depending on what happens over the next year, I may be moving down that direction ... somewhere close to Aberdeen Proving Grounds.

Oh ... while we're talking about good American TV, we shouldn't forget our most beloved cartoons, some of which play only late at night to keep the young a bit more innocent:
Simpsons
Family Guy
South Park
Robot Chicken <--- actually claymation, but it's skit comedy satirically portraying bits and pieces of shows, movies, people and events that people age 20 to 40 can relate with. Hrm, I'm not sure how well it would go over in another country since it does rely on its audience having some background knowledge familiar to most Americans in that age group. But it's funny as hell to me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:59 am
by trixie
Robot Chicken isn't worth the time you spent to mention it.....

No offense of course 8)

Sorry Seppuku, your game looks REALLY complicated....it makes me tired just looking at it, but I wish you well and hope you'll get some interested players who have the time to learn.
paradys wrote: I don't see how monty python and fawlty towers are the same - i mean ones all surrealism and ones character based surely. i know basil fawltys an exagerration but people like that used to exist!


Hi 5!!! I know...I don't see them as the same either. If you've only watched 1 episode of Fawlty Towers, you can't compare and say they're the same.

And I've heard such good things about Buffy. I'll have to break down and start getting addicted to it soon. And who else here is a Heroes fan???

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:44 am
by DSIGFUSS
RObot chicken is hilarious Paradys! don't take any guff from these swine. I love the one where Optimus Prime has a bad case of hemmeroids. He's like Owwwwwwwwww!

haha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:03 am
by ImpInTraining
So there I am watching Red Dwarf season III, and I notice some peculiar changes that perhaps someone can help clear me up on. Maybe I missed something.

1. There is an android on the ship as part of the crew? I know they met up with one android butler type guy in the middle of season II , but he went rebellious at the end of that episode and they didn't show him anymore.
2. The computer had a sex change? Funny thing is they still seem to refer to the computer as a guy.
3. Cat is more participative with routine duties and less a free spirit. When did that happen?f
4. Their whole ship seemed to get a major 'while you were out' remodelling job.
5. I kind of miss the opening preface that the computer started out with each episode. :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:32 pm
by trixie
Seppuku you're a Jack Black fan? He cracks me up something fierce. Especially in Tenacious D, ending the movie with the 'just one cock push up' bit. :lol: It's not his best movie but the ending was hilarious. He's a good musician, SO talented.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:30 pm
by Mr. Handy
The android they met in Season II is in fact the same one who joins the cast permanently starting in Season III (Kryten). They did take him with, but he wasn't shown until the start of the next season.

Holly swapped genders (at least in terms of the talking head he uses to communicate) as a result of meeting the female Holly from the alternate universe. I also missed that little opening speech of his.

I'm not sure when Cat became more of a team player; I don't think I really noticed.

The remodeling job was probably one of Rimmer's anal-retentive ideas, but I don't think it was specifically mentioned (other than repainting the corridors an ever-so-slightly different shade of gray).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:39 am
by ImpInTraining
Ah, thanks for the explanations there... that helps a bit. I'm half-way through season 4 now.

Trixie, you liked "Pick of Destiny?" Ugh. I just watched that a yesterday. I used to think Jack Black was somewhat talented... until that movie. His choice of lyrics were so peppered with obscenities just to make the song flow ... I feel he could have picked some better words. The whole movie was pretty much obscene... which is funny because they didn't show any nudity (yet still managed a rating of R).

Just didn't impress me. I only rated it 2 out of 5. I'm thinking you have to be as high as the people who wrote the movie to enjoy it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:14 am
by trixie
Ha ha ha....yes I know I probably shot my rep all to hell admitting I like that movie. It dragged in some areas, but I genuinely enjoy his music. It was ridiculous with no promises of being anything but....so ya it was entertaining but again, 2 out of 5, 3 out of 5 maybe.

Perhaps my opinion was swayed by some kind of mood enhancing something or other. I live in Vancouver after all....and BC can brag for the best.....uh......

Never mind....ha ha ha :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:43 am
by Laraqua
Sanity points are awarded mostly when you're somewhere safe and comfortable - in that way, you sorta regulate your sanity points by choosing to barricade yourselves in somewhere nice, have a good meal, make yourself much warmer, keep in large crowds, etc.

Skill points ... well, I forgot when I last threw out skill points at everyone. I think I've assigned them twice. Problem is that it's hard to keep track of when I did it last, etc. Not sure how to work that one out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:52 am
by paradys
morning folks, what a weekend!

they've put a new traffic beacon outside the junior school so we all went down to marvel at the glowing fairies trapped inside. i made a terrible mistake though - took the family pig with me, got drunk and sold it to some stranger for a pile of 'magic beans'. Doh! Still, i might as well plant them in the back garden and see what happens.

So, whats been happening with everyone else?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:55 am
by Laraqua
Not a lot.

Oh, I do need to remind y'all to check yourself before you wreck yourself. The temperature has been steadily dropping. It's probably about -8 degrees celsius since the last drop, about -4 before that. Hopefully the temperature will stay steady, but very soon I'ma gonna have no choice but to demand Con x 5 rolls every half hour from anyone not rugged up tight (every ten minutes for folk in flimsy hospital gowns). Not sure what I should do on a favour. Take away Constitution points temporarily (with resultant decreases in hit points) until the person is rested and warmed? Hit point loss? Any ideas?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:01 am
by paradys
Oh this Cynthia thing is such a lure. 8)

i don't think Leroy and co are wrapped up, apart from pianoman maybe and his jedi cloak. now we're outside i guess we're stuffed.

the last time i remember getting skill points was when we were still sealed in the dispencery.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:21 am
by Laraqua
There was a second lot. I think I didn't give it to y'all coz you were in the middle of something and I was gonna award if after that somethin' got solved. Okay, so could Paradys, Impintraining and Mr.Handy check their character sheets? You should have gotten over seven skill points awarded (all except Impintraining who missed the first round of exp). If not, I'm deeply sorry. All three of your characters got about five skill points from the second round of exp-handing-out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:23 am
by trixie
laraqua wrote: Skill points ... well, I forgot when I last threw out skill points at everyone. I think I've assigned them twice. Problem is that it's hard to keep track of when I did it last, etc. Not sure how to work that one out.


Just put the challenge out there, and whomever earns it amends their skill sheet in red. You've already made it clear that we should keep up with our own skill sheets, amending sanity etc. I put the ones I've changed in red so that you know it was me that did it and not you. If they're all kept to the same color, it should keep it simple.

If we earn a Skill Point Challenge thrown out there, we add whatever it is to our character sheet in RED. What'dya say??? :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:40 am
by Laraqua
I say: If the player likes it, it must be broken.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:05 pm
by ImpInTraining
Yes, I got 4 skill points to distribute last time, about a month ago maybe... if that.

-8 degrees celcius? Geez... that's hellacold. I thought it was just in the hospital where the temperature was dropping since in only seemed to be effecting the ground floor the most.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:48 pm
by paradys
Leroys had 3 skill points so far, so he gets 4 or 5 more?

as far as the cold goes I forgot that imp has the coat we got from the lockers and i was going to mention those silver blankets too, but it looks like imps found them. i think they use them to stop patients in shock shivering.

should be useful when cynthia tries to bite leroys face off.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:49 pm
by Mr. Handy
The Winter's Howl handled extreme cold by imposing incresing skill penalties for failed rolls (it started at -10% and got worse from there, but it was a lot colder in that game). Prolonged exposure to cold will result in hypothermia and probably hit point loss eventually. I believe Beyond the Mountains of Madness has rules for dealing with the cold, but I haven't read that one. Sarah has her nice warm coat on, which is a good thing since her Con is only average.

In the Hospital Car Park thread (Sarah's original thread), it was established what was in the ambulance. There were two of those silver blankets. Paul (the priest) is wearing one of them. The other had been used as a curtain to keep the ash out. I'm not sure if they would still be there, as the people in the ambulance would no doubt have taken them and they've fallen behind (their thread still has them in the ambulance). There was a built-in heater in the ambulance, but the controls weren't responding earlier when Sarah tried them. If there had been a portable heater in the back, Geoff would have known about it and there would have been no reason for Sarah to go into the cab.

Skill points were given out twice for most groups in the hospital. Sarah received 5 while in the ambulance (plus the 2 bonus points). When she, Leroy, and Joel met up with the others outside the Children's Ward, each of them got 4 more points. Those in the cinemaplex only got skill points once (Lionel picked up 5, plus the 2 bonus points).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:49 pm
by paradys
well at least someones paying attention. i'll update my sheet!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:10 pm
by Laraqua
why the hell does everyone wanna put those kids on a chopper no one feels safer enough to ride themselves?! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:31 pm
by Mr. Handy
Sarah feels safe enough to ride in the chopper, and she already volunteered to go with them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:38 pm
by Laraqua
Oh, I know! I wasn't teasing Sarah for it. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:51 pm
by Piano man
Hello everyone. I'm just posting here to let everyone know that I will be leaving the site for now. I'm hoping to be back in four to six weeks. I have already asked Laraqua to NPC Louie for me. So I hope to talk to you all some time soon.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:20 pm
by SuAside
not granting me the satisfaction to cleave him in two with a fireaxe while you play him?

aw, chucks...




toodles, cheerio, ta ta

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:33 pm
by Mr. Handy
See you around Piano man!

If anyone gets to cut Louie in half with a fire axe, it'll probably be Leroy. He's even got that hit in reserve.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:31 pm
by paradys
aw shucks pianoman

just as we were getting to know each other. I promise PROMISE to save that axe for zombies - depending on Laraqua of course heh heh.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:26 am
by ImpInTraining
Have a nice vacation from this madness, Piano Man.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:16 am
by ImpInTraining
Said Joel to Dahlia:

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:17 am
by ImpInTraining
this sort of tickled me today ... my dad sent it to me in email:

Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:55 am
by Piano man
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Thanks guys. I'll be back, and when I return I will be a Jedi. I have to go I promised Yoda.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:08 am
by Laraqua
Hey, who does have that cat? Oh right, it ran off didn't it?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:10 am
by Laraqua
While we wait for Imme to post in the big-group-thread, could those with torches please stand up? I know there's at least one flashlight and penlight floating around.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:10 am
by trixie
Joel gave it to Dahlia, who lost it for a second because of some big sound....don't remember what...but she grabbed it again. I haven't been posting her clutching it in her hands because she's wanted hands free. But she still has the cat.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:29 am
by Mr. Handy
Leroy, Aidan, and Jason each have torches, I believe. I think Jason gave his penlight to Dahlia, but I'm not certain. Dahlia does indeed still have Middles.

Leroy and Joel are both wearing their surgical masks, so Leroy wouldn't need to put his sleeve over his mouth and nose.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:32 am
by Laraqua
Boo to you fact-checker!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:33 am
by Mr. Handy
Actually, I'm just a fact-rememberer in this case. I don't know how, since I haven't had enough sleep in quite some time, but I managed to recall all that without looking back.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:38 am
by trixie
Either that or Mr. Handy is trying desperately to protect his post lead on the daring, death defying Trixie!!!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!! Mwa ha ha ha! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:40 am
by Laraqua
Oh dear God...

Trixie...

...is me.

*points to a number of desperate posts as thewhatchamacallit sprinted passed my post count*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:41 am
by trixie
Oh yes, and Dahlia doesn't have the penlight. Jason kept it and Alisha reminded her of the candle she had handed her. Although Dahlia's hands were full of squirming cat at the time, so she passed it off to Oliver, of which I'm really unsure where Oliver is at all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:41 am
by Mr. Handy
Actually, I hadn't noticed how close the post counts were until the others brought it up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:42 am
by trixie
Laraqua wrote: Oh dear God...

Trixie...

...is me.

*points to a number of desperate posts as thewhatchamacallit sprinted passed my post count*


Can't help who I am.....it's all about the post count!!! tee hee

Dancing in my 600 post outfit....along with the dancing keeper in 3,000 post outfit.... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:43 am
by trixie
Mr. Handy wrote: Actually, I hadn't noticed how close the post counts were until the others brought it up.


Mmmm.......do I believe you......

hmmm.......

nope.....not at all. You're as transparent as water...

ha ha ha :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:44 am
by Laraqua
I'm going to have to bother talking to the plebs - I mean, players - in Chit-Chat if I'm going to keep dancing. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:55 am
by paradys
Mr Handy, he know everything.

and over 3000 posts is just ridiculous! :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:34 am
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote: While we wait for Imme to post in the big-group-thread, could those with torches please stand up? I know there's at least one flashlight and penlight floating around.

i have the bigass Maglite (aka the poor guard's club).

he gave away his penlight to the people he left downstairs a long while ago. (Brianna's crew, i think Ronald had it)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:06 pm
by TheKingInYellow
Aah, yeah, Aidan has his tucked into his trousers at the moment. Presumably, he's set down his briefcase and fireaxe for the time being, but holds onto the spike.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:19 pm
by trixie
Said Dahlia to Joel:

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YOU MEAN THERE'S DANGER OUT THERE?????

:shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:34 pm
by Mr. Handy
You can talk just fine with a surgical mask on. Doctors and nurses do all the time in the operating room. Sarah also figured out that the ash was human remains, and she told Leroy and Joel earlier (as well as the rest of the big group, I think).

If Ronald had the penlight all this time, why are he and Brianna still stumbling around in the dark?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:21 pm
by DSIGFUSS
You can thank your friendly neighbourhood janitor for that one.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:59 pm
by imme
I'm horribly busy with Real Life right now. I unfortunately don't have time or extra brain space for this board right now and will have to take a break. I should be back in no more than two weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:23 pm
by Mr. Handy
Take care, Imme, and see you when you get back!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:26 pm
by Laraqua
That's okay. Jill can just pass out or something. Probably best thing for her fragile mind is a bit of sleep. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:28 pm
by Mr. Handy
I'll post in the cinemaplex thread once Laraqua posts with what Lionel can tell about the man in the bathroom and how Jennifer reacts.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:32 pm
by trixie
What is the base rate for history for a character? I'm afraid I don't have mine on my sheet.

Edit - Never mind....found it (as much as I'd hate to take away Mr. Handy's opportunity for yet another post to get ahead of me...lol)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:29 pm
by trixie
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Morning everyone (or...er...it is here)

I had to post this, I just couldn't resist. It's on my cousins facebook and I just laughed so hard when I saw it.

Cheers! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:50 am
by trixie
Helloooo? Heeeelloooooooo? Heeeelllllllooooooo?

The echo is fantastic in this thread....
Either that or it wasn't nearly as funny as I thought it was.

Say Laraqua...those are some freaky kids we just discovered. Victorian clothes? Soaking wet???? Hmmmm

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:06 am
by ImpInTraining
yeah, the pic was funny... seen it before though. Got any new kitty pics? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:07 am
by trixie
Oh I do hate re-runs....snore

How bout this one...considering I'm putting everyone to sleep with my boring piccies.... :lol:

Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:32 am
by paradys
Don't mock Middles, he might be the only one who survives.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:55 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Have you met Louie's cat yet paradys? Watch out, she's got a terrible disposition and a pention for the dark side. Can you guess her name?

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That's right..... it's Darth Kitty.

Louie and Darth Kitty like to go out on the town and screw over innocent motivational children singers and their puppets.

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After he's done screwing over Ronald, Louie enjoys a nice victory smoke.

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Damn you Louie!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:08 pm
by ImpInTraining
trixie wrote: How bout this one...considering I'm putting everyone to sleep with my boring piccies.... :lol:

Image

Does it have a title associated with it? How about "When you know you have an eating problem..."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:10 pm
by ImpInTraining
DSIGFUSS wrote: That's right..... it's Darth Kitty.

Dang, I wish we found this cat instead of Middles. We could really put that light saber to work for us.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:19 pm
by trixie
dsigfuss wrote: That's right..... it's Darth Kitty.

Louie and Darth Kitty like to go out on the town and screw over innocent motivational children singers and their puppets.


What's this about screwing Louie, Ronald? Huh? What??

Victory smoke??? Eeewwwww

Lmao!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:30 pm
by paradys
thats funny dsigfuss

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:32 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Geez Trixe.... If you could pull your head out of the gutter for just one second and clean the filth out of your mouth. Maybe you'd see that there is more to life than gay jokes and sexual inuendos

There are also fart jokes and red neck imagery.

haha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:31 am
by DSIGFUSS
Sorry bout the double post but I just had to say ha ha ha Trixie.

655 to 654

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:37 am
by Mr. Handy
If you double post, we've got to put an asterisk next to your record. :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:12 am
by trixie
Well I'm sunk then, because I've double posted when no one's answered me too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:13 am
by trixie
Oh right, but back to dsigfuss.....

'flips the bird'

Current post count....665 to 655. And yes I resisted the urge to just post again, rather I simply edited my old. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:23 am
by Laraqua
:?

...

:o

...

:shock:

...

But wasn't that a double post?

8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:48 am
by Laraqua
Trixie should never post again.

Her current post count is 666.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:15 pm
by trixie
EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Posted right away.....ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:22 pm
by Piano man
Hey guys I'm back I'll try to post once a day.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:32 pm
by Mr. Handy
Welcome back! Can't wait to see what mischief Louie gets up to next.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:49 pm
by trixie
Pardon me if I'm not overjoyed to see Louie again.... :shock:

Brianna's still pissed at him....RAH! Wandering around in the dark, bumping into things and being trapped for hours doesn't sound like a cakewalk, hm? Damn it Louie!!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:01 pm
by Piano man
I love how Louie gets blamed for everything. Ronald and Brianna were the agressors. Brianna blew away someone with a shotgun and Ronald continually yelled at people only agrivating the situation. Louie did what he had to for everyone's safety. You made your bed now lie in it. 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:14 pm
by trixie
Rrreeeeerrrr! Ffffssssstttt!!!!

Oh oopsy that was Middles talking.....

Yah blowing the head off of Doctor Sutcliffe was perhaps the most bizarre thing Brianna's done in this game. Still can't believe she did that.

But she'd do it all over again.

'sticks tongue out'

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:31 pm
by DSIGFUSS
We made our bed, now lie in it? Damn you Louie!

I'd believe you if Ronald hadn't seen this horrible scene on Cloud City personally.



Ronald had been practicing some personal CCR motivation therapy with Lando Calrissian when he went to throw out the trash. The scene before him haunts him to this day.

The janitor and his kitty were locked in a death battle and the janitor was winning. Louie's poor kitty was dangling precariously onto some scaffolding hanging hundreds of feet in the air, overlooking the Cloud City trash dumping station. Louie edged his way closer to the kitty, hoping for a clean kill. Louie's kitty didn't know it yet, but he was very close to joining the dark side of the force. The kitty desperately wanted to jump but the janitor held out his hand and pleaded with his kitty.

Join me and together we will rule the galaxy as Janitor and kitty.

The kitty replied


That's not true.... that's impossible!


Kitty turned to the dark side of the force that day and there was nothing Ronald could do to stop it.

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:06 pm
by Piano man
Dam you got me Ronald. I didn't think anyone else was hovering below the city that day. That cat turned on me and tried to kill me when I realized the error of my ways and went back to the light side. He even sent his evil pawn Ronald after me to try to get me to revert, but I wouldn't. I took down Ronald and all his evil with one hard whack, with the butt of a shot gun. Don't think you can fool anyone with your evil puppets, and fancy words. The Dark side will never take me again. No matter how hard you try. It's not too late Ronald. The light side still calls out to you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:15 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Like anyone would believe this poor sap is evil..

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His puppet maybe......

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:28 pm
by Piano man
DSIGFUSS wrote: Like anyone would believe this poor sap is evil..


That's what makes it so hard to take. You think to yourself. Boy I can trust this guy, and whammo, he screws you over. Evil has many faces and sometimes it's the person you least expect. Don't trust Ronald, or you may be next.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:07 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Next to what? Next to knock Ronald unconscious? Or next to throw Ronald into a dark hell which takes weeks of roleplaying to climb out of.

It all depends on who you trust.... the man in black or the man in green. I smoked one with the man in green. he's got some good shit.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:19 pm
by Piano man
DSIGFUSS wrote: Next to what? Next to knock Ronald unconscious? Or next to throw Ronald into a dark hell which takes weeks of roleplaying to climb out of.


Next time don't start none, won't be none. Like I said before if you weren't such a trouble maker nothing would have happened. I was just covering my own ass. I can't help it if you blame others for your own short comings.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:27 pm
by DSIGFUSS
hahaha!

The only thing Ronald started was a a bad comedy routine with Mickey the Mouth. Maybe that's enough. I guess I would have knocked him out too. Your right.... Louie was just defending himself. In BIZARRO world.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:31 pm
by Piano man
I never once said that Louie was defending himself. It was more of a preemptive strike. Ronald had a poor little girl so scared that she believed she had to shoot someone with a shotgun at point blank range. Even after that he continued with his verbal barage. Louie did the only thing he could to keep things from going farther, and if the truth be known I probably saved your lives by knocking you out. Who knows what a room full of people, who's friend you just kill, would have done. Considering they were all armed, and scared.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:46 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Yeah... I knew I was egging Brianna on from the start. I even wrote a song about it. While Louie was off galavanting around not collecting souls for the dark lord of the apacolypse, Ronald and Mickey sung the song to Brianna to whip her into a doctor shooting frenzy. It went something like this.

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If your happy and you know it shoot the Doctor in the face. BLAM! BLAM!
If your happy and you know it shoot the doctor in the face. BLAM! BLAM!

If your happy and you know it and you really wanna show it,
If your happy and you know it shoot the doctor in the face.

BLAM! BLAM!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:02 pm
by Piano man
That's a great song. Perfect for an evil bastard like you. If Brianna is so scared of the dark you should sing her another song to calm her down. Do you know The Muffin Man. I hear that's one of her favorites.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:34 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Oh really. I know another one, they sing from that banking commercial. Hands in your pockets. You know any others?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:02 pm
by Piano man
How about I's the bauy that builds the boat and I'm the bauy that sails her. (If your not from Canada. It's a newfoundland song.) Or it's other name. She was only a fisherman's daughter but you should have seen her reel when she saw my rod.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:04 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Good one Piano man. If you weren't such a janitor, I'd pat you on the back for a job well done. Just so everyone knows, janitor is English slang for asshole.

ie. After his short stay in prison, for turning the world to ash, Louie had a sore janitor.


P.S>

Me and Pianoman are good pals.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:24 pm
by Piano man
You mean we used to be pals you son of a ***** :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:30 pm
by DSIGFUSS
I think you meant son of a janitor's wife.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:39 pm
by Piano man
So much for my one post a day goal. Now your beating trixie's count, and yes she is going to kill me for keeping you going.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:58 pm
by trixie
Piano man wrote: Ronald had a poor little girl so scared that she believed she had to shoot someone with a shotgun at point blank range. Even after that he continued with his verbal barage.


Um....no.....I shot the doctor because it sounded like fun. One of my moments much like paradys when he posted after spending too much time in the pub? You know? (no offense pls paradys)
dsigfuss wrote: Yeah... I knew I was egging Brianna on from the start. I even wrote a song about it. While Louie was off galavanting around not collecting souls for the dark lord of the apacolypse, Ronald and Mickey sung the song to Brianna to whip her into a doctor shooting frenzy. It went something like this.
If your happy and you know it shoot the Doctor in the face. BLAM! BLAM!
Omg....I can't take it...tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing....
dsigfuss wrote: ie. After his short stay in prison, for turning the world to ash, Louie had a sore janitor.


No....(ha ha ha) STOP (bends over, laughing)
piano man wrote: So much for my one post a day goal. Now your beating trixie's count, and yes she is going to kill me for keeping you going.
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Damn rights! And I haven't got the time to go post crazy so stop already! Rah!!!!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:08 am
by Piano man
You can both kiss my Janitor

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:10 am
by trixie
'wretches'

Ha ha...not the first time I've puked in someone's shoes...lol

although this time I'd aim a little higher...just so that when you sit on your janitor, it makes a warm goosh :lol:

Ps. What's that hideous smell?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:21 am
by DSIGFUSS
You can both kiss my Janitor


That's the spirit.

P.S.

What do you call that thing between your Louie and your Janitor?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:58 am
by trixie
Isn't that where the pocket is?


ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:10 am
by DSIGFUSS
TRIXIE.... You're a janitor.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:20 am
by Laraqua
DSIGFUSS wrote: Next to what? Next to knock Ronald unconscious? Or next to throw Ronald into a dark hell which takes weeks of roleplaying to climb out of.


Getting ... out ... of?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:30 am
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:
DSIGFUSS wrote: Next to what? Next to knock Ronald unconscious? Or next to throw Ronald into a dark hell which takes weeks of roleplaying to climb out of.


Getting ... out ... of?


Yes well....we'll never get out....we'll just be posting til we're old and gray that we look for a way out....again....and again....and again....

I say Brianna and Ronald burst into song and dance...just for kicks and giggles :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:55 pm
by DSIGFUSS
I'm leading with the Ramones. Hey hO Let's go!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:13 pm
by Piano man
Hey how about Metalica One. I bet he felt like you do. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:12 am
by DSIGFUSS
Or Alice in Chains "Down in a Hole"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:30 am
by trixie
DSIGFUSS wrote: Hey hO Let's go!


Did you just call Brianna a ho??? :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:43 am
by trixie
Oh I get it....never mind.

Piano man should never post again..his post count is up to 420. That's a magical number ya know! ha ha ha 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:01 am
by Piano man
Yeah your right 420 I'm never posting again........oh wait this is a post.......DOH!!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:09 am
by trixie
Well, 420 was trapped in time because we wrote it down.

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Soaring Eagle says....phhhhtttt....cough cough.....

Woah....are those kids....like....soaking wet......or did we just (cough cough) smoke the kush again??? 'far away look in eyes'

'laughs hysterically'

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:44 am
by Piano man
Well..cough..cough....I'm glad we all shared this moment together.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:57 am
by trixie
Well aren't you gonna pass it over? :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:51 am
by paradys
Louis doesn't want to come to the gift shop? but they have toys and candy and commemorative dishware and everything!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:25 am
by ImpInTraining
Stuffed animals, and shirts that say "My parents died in the Apocalypse, and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt", and everything!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:32 pm
by Piano man
trixie wrote: Well aren't you gonna pass it over? :shock:


Sorry Trixie I think either Dsigfuss or Imp has it. I remember passing it to someone.
paradys wrote: Louis doesn't want to come to the gift shop? but they have toys and candy and commemorative dishware and everything!


Do the have zombie extractors. He may be a coward but at least he'll be alive.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:09 pm
by paradys
ah, being alive is so over rated. just wait till all those zombie nurses are waiting to greet you in reception. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:33 pm
by trixie
ha ha ha

Seriously somebody's gonna die soon.....I can feel it.

Let's all take a vote....who do you think the first to die will be?

My vote is cast (rolling thunder please)

Joel.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:56 pm
by paradys
a death pool! what a fabby idea.

sorry trix but i pick Brianna. shes a kid. in a tunnel. in a call of cthulhu game.

she's toast man.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:59 pm
by Piano man
I vote Louie. It's not like he'd be missed anyways.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:05 pm
by DSIGFUSS
You got that right Piano man.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:14 pm
by Piano man
Well Dsigfuss you keep talking about how evil the janitor is. I'll prove you right I'm coming and I have a shot gun. I change my vote to Ronald.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:28 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Awesome! See yah in hell janitor!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:30 pm
by Piano man
You first mamma's boy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:33 pm
by trixie
paradys wrote: a death pool! what a fabby idea.

sorry trix but i pick Brianna. shes a kid. in a tunnel. in a call of cthulhu game.

she's toast man.


Really? (laughing) If only....I mean someone should put Brianna and Ronald out of their misery. Enough already! ha ha ha

Poor Ronald bumped his head in the dark. Brianna's never seen a grown man cry until now. :shock:

I know....she's toast. Playing a kid has it's benefits but when it comes to a combat round, kids suck. Except that Brianna has one bragging right in....she killed Dr. Sutcliffe. When they ask her what she'll remember, she'll put her camo on and say

I SHOT THE EVIL DOC!!! ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:40 pm
by paradys
actually, wasn't there some kid who needed his appendix taking out? i think the smart moneys on him. heh heh!

someone should start a book.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:56 pm
by ImpInTraining
My vote is on the poor saps in the helicopter.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:57 am
by trixie
The helicopter? Really? Everyone has that idea but it would be a relief to transport at least Dahlia to safe ground.

However...this is a horror game. It's not like Laraqua would let someone off the hook to play the sweet kitty cat and candy version of the game now would she....Dahlia has the kitty cat...now all she needs is the candy. :D

Ya I agree...I think the helicopter will go down for sure. But better that than dying from the zombie nurses eating your entrails of course...ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:50 am
by ImpInTraining
True that... a good reason why Joel wanted to get the heck out of the hospital.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:52 am
by Laraqua
One of your predictions is right... 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:40 am
by Piano man
Louie starts finding his way back to reception. Noises skitter beneath the wheels of a nearby car. There is a bump and one car begins rolling forward as though its hand brake was just taken off. It rolls forward into the hospital wall, cutting off his avenue of retreat. He can try getting over the bonnet or he can step around.


I was right when I said Louie. Ha..........Oh wait I'm Louie @#**^ :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:42 am
by Mr. Handy
More than one of our characters could die soon, but since we're guessing who's going to die first I'd also have to guess Joel. His persistent denial is putting him in grave danger, and there's something really bad quite near him at the moment. He doesn't have much in the way of combat ability, either. I'm hoping he survives, though.

I don't have any illusions about the helicopter taking us someplace safe. There is no truly safe place any more. I don't think it'll simply crash and kill everyone aboard instantly, however.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:49 am
by DSIGFUSS
Yeah I bet I know which one. Anyone else standing next to the big evil metal door that just opened by itself?

crap-erjacks

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:53 am
by Mr. Handy
Don't worry, Laraqua said one of our predictions was right, and nobody predicted that Ronald will die first. That's not to say he couldn't die after whatever horror is lurking in the darkness eats poor Brianna, of course...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:56 am
by Piano man
I still say it's louie but I hope I'm wrong so I can kill Ronald. ha ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:58 am
by ImpInTraining
Mr. Handy wrote: I don't have any illusions about the helicopter taking us someplace safe. There is no truly safe place any more. I don't think it'll simply crash and kill everyone aboard instantly, however.

I suppose that would depend on the 'pilot helicopter' skill check once the engines cut off from the air intake manifold getting all gunked up with powdered people.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:02 am
by Mr. Handy
The force of the wind generated by the helicopter's rotors has kept the ash away from it, going by the description of it landing on the roof. They're not about to shut the engine off, I'm guessing. That's not to say some flying horror can't bring it down or something, of course, but Joel doesn't believe in those.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:03 am
by ImpInTraining
Yeah, sure it did. That's the Keeper giving you a false sense of security.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:19 am
by DSIGFUSS
Don't worry, Laraqua said one of our predictions was right, and nobody predicted that Ronald will die first. That's not to say he couldn't die after whatever horror is lurking in the darkness eats poor Brianna, of course...


Yeah but Ronald's fate is pretty much intertwined with Brianna and she was mentioned. Plus she's behind Ronald so if Brianna's gonna cash out Roanald is pretty much in the way.

P.S.

I hope its Louie...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:21 am
by Laraqua
Oh, I don't know. That sky seemed pretty clear, didn't it Mr. Handy? :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:24 am
by Mr. Handy
DSIGFUSS wrote:
Don't worry, Laraqua said one of our predictions was right, and nobody predicted that Ronald will die first. That's not to say he couldn't die after whatever horror is lurking in the darkness eats poor Brianna, of course...


Yeah but Ronald's fate is pretty much intertwined with Brianna and she was mentioned. Plus she's behind Ronald so if Brianna's gonna cash out Roanald is pretty much in the way.

P.S.

I hope its Louie...


Who's to say the horrible thing isn't coming up from behind?
Laraqua wrote: Oh, I don't know. That sky seemed pretty clear, didn't it Mr. Handy? :P


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"Yeah, getting on that chopper has to be safer than staying at the hospital...right?"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:32 am
by Laraqua
This site: Total posts 29707 | Total topics 666 | Total members 301

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:41 am
by trixie
Eek!!!!


So what is that in comparison to a couple months ago I wonder...has it exploded like everyone keeps telling me it has?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:03 pm
by Laraqua
No, I meant the 666 threads.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:00 pm
by trixie
Oh.....and I meant EEK!!!

lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:07 pm
by paradys
no one in their right mind is going to mess with Joel and Leroy as long as they're wearing ponchos. i mean theyre obviously badasses huh? :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:50 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Mr. Handy wrote: Who's to say the horrible thing isn't coming up from behind?


Don't say that! Ronald is scared enough of what's in front of him.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:44 pm
by trixie
All this talk about who's going to die....ha ha ha :lol:

Joel is clearly the next one. I think whomever said he is in denial of everything going on around him and can't seem to take precautions is right.

Sorry Imp....I think you're on the chopping block. Not that I know.....but I used my divining rod and it's definately you....ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:29 pm
by ImpInTraining
paradys wrote: no one in their right mind is going to mess with Joel and Leroy as long as they're wearing ponchos. i mean theyre obviously badasses huh? :?


Tough like Clint Eastwood! Except for the fact that Leroy's in a flower pattern, and Joel is wrapped up in "Hello Kitty"

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trixie wrote: Joel is clearly the next one. I think whomever said he is in denial of everything going on around him and can't seem to take precautions is right.

Sorry Imp....I think you're on the chopping block. Not that I know.....but I used my divining rod and it's definately you....ha ha ha

No worries. It is true. Joel is being stubborn, but this is the way things are supposed to go in a Cthulhu game. You don't come in believing in the monstrousities at the first hint of trouble. The mechanics are geared so that if you succeed your sanity checks, you've used your rational powers to explain it off. And even if you fail a sanity check, it doesn't necessarily mean that you've come to grips with what you've viewed - that requires a successful idea roll I think. Truth is, Joel hasn't seen anything that can't be explained logically and rationally yet. Maybe once he does, his view of things will change considerably.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:41 pm
by trixie
ImpInTraining wrote: No worries. It is true. Joel is being stubborn, but this is the way things are supposed to go in a Cthulhu game. You don't come in believing in the monstrousities at the first hint of trouble. The mechanics are geared so that if you succeed your sanity checks, you've used your rational powers to explain it off. And even if you fail a sanity check, it doesn't necessarily mean that you've come to grips with what you've viewed - that requires a successful idea roll I think. Truth is, Joel hasn't seen anything that can't be explained logically and rationally yet. Maybe once he does, his view of things will change considerably.


Hey don't get me wrong....thing is you're doing an awesome job at staying in character! Where most of us would be standing, knees shaking and prepared to run the other way, Joel's walking through scoffing at all the lunatics. I think it rocks!

Then again.....when trouble comes knocking....will Joel wig out finally when he sees the creepy stuff with his own two eyes? It remains to be seen..... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:08 pm
by ImpInTraining
Personally, I think our Keeper is keeping Joel alive just for the sole purpose of having his mother swallow his soul.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:13 am
by trixie
ha ha ha

The Hello Kitty was a nice touch.

Dahlia says...

"Sigh.....Joel....(love struck look) He likes Hello Kitty! We must be meant to be together! sigh "

lol

PS For anyone that doesn't know, Dahlia is my niece, who has gone boy crazy as of late and stands in the bathroom practicing her eyelash batting....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:49 am
by Mr. Handy
I was the one who pointed out Joel's state of denial. It's a perfectly legitimate way to play him, and kudos to Imp for pulling it off in spite of the resulting danger to his character. Once people have encountered the Mythos directly it's all right for them to accept that there are strange things out there, but there are also people like Joel who refuse to believe in spite of all the evidence (kind of like Dana Scully). Sarah didn't know what was going on at first and had no idea the ambulance driver had turned into a monster even though I suspected as much. Her all-too-close encounter was all she needed to convince her, however.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:53 am
by ImpInTraining
I suspect... and the odds are against me here ... Joel is due for a close encounter any time now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:45 am
by trixie
Isn't it creepy when you realize your time has come?

dum..... dum.... da dum.... dum.. da dum. dum. dum. dum. dum....

"hoooooaaalllllccch!!!!" (breaking bones resonates in the darkness) :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:52 am
by Laraqua
Okay, everyone, time to recast your votes. The question isn't going to be who will die first. I lied about that. The question is: who will survive?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:02 am
by trixie
I vote for Middles. He'll be still sleeping on Jill's cot, and will wake up groggy and alone. Everyone else will be dead around him in a big heap of blood and entrails. Ha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:41 am
by paradys
obviously Middles
ImpInTraining wrote: Tough like Clint Eastwood! Except for the fact that Leroy's in a flower pattern, and Joel is wrapped up in "Hello Kitty"


love it!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:13 am
by ImpInTraining
My vote's on the kitten too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:09 pm
by Piano man
I think that it was a trick question. No one will survive. We are all dieing. Inhaling all that ash can't be healthy, but if I had to say anyone I'd pick Jill. After middles wakes up he'll wake Jill with his meowing and purring. Good strategy flying under the keepers radar by napping.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:48 pm
by Laraqua
That didn't help Carson (or whatever his name was) who became a zombie! :lol: Or the disappearing other set of PCs... (in Nurse Sarah's old thread)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:55 pm
by Piano man
Then I guess the correct answer is...............I dunno.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:04 pm
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote: That didn't help Carson (or whatever his name was) who became a zombie! :lol: Or the disappearing other set of PCs... (in Nurse Sarah's old thread)


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"Oh no! You mean they...that poor little boy...and Geoff...*sob*"

I agree with it being a trick question. We're all either going to die (but not from the ash) or, as has been hinted at, we're already dead. I'd guess that Cthulhu will survive, though. That is not dead which can eternal lie and all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:12 pm
by SuAside
But in stranger eons even death may die?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:55 pm
by Piano man
Don't worry Paradys. Your probably manly enough to make the whole hello kitty get up work. And if not it might buy you some extra time to get away when the zombies fall to the ground laughing. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:15 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Thye'll be laughing alright... when Louie gets rid of his evil black robes and puts this baby on. Something he's been working on for a while now. Pink spray paint is expensive (I hear)

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Is that pink and lime green? I believe it is....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:35 pm
by Piano man
Dam you Ronald. Where did you get those pics. They were locked up in my locker. Uhm...........I was experimenting........ya experimenting.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:37 pm
by trixie
Oh la la!!!

Louie you sexy thang.....ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:01 pm
by paradys
Piano man wrote: Don't worry Paradys. Your probably manly enough to make the whole hello kitty get up work. And if not it might buy you some extra time to get away when the zombies fall to the ground laughing. :lol:


nice of you to say so! cough cough.

of course Leroy is cooler than i'll ever be (not very), which is why its gonna work. those zombies are gonna be thinking - if he's wearing that he must have balls the size of watermelons man, lets go eat someone else!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:28 pm
by trixie
:lol: Balls the size of watermelons?????

Omg.....lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:33 pm
by Piano man
paradys wrote: of course Leroy is cooler than i'll ever be (not very), which is why its gonna work. those zombies are gonna be thinking - if he's wearing that he must have balls the size of watermelons man, lets go eat someone else!


It's a roleplaying site for what seems to be mostly 30 year old plus, with a few exceptions. I don't think very many of us exude coolness. Even if we think we do, but that's ok. And the water melon coment well all I can say to that is ha ha ha ha ha. That's great.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:35 pm
by paradys
well, not literally.

that would hinder his escape if he needed to run fast.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:42 pm
by Piano man
This is an amazingly long conversation about your balls. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:43 pm
by paradys
metaphorical balls

omg cant stop laughing.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:32 pm
by Piano man
I apologise, let me correct myself. This is an amazingly long conversation about your metephorical balls. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:24 pm
by trixie
Piano man wrote: It's a roleplaying site for what seems to be mostly 30 year old plus, with a few exceptions. I don't think very many of us exude coolness. Even if we think we do, but that's ok. And the water melon coment well all I can say to that is ha ha ha ha ha. That's great.


Well good thing I don't fit into that category...first of all I'm only 19.....and second of all I have more coolness in my pinky than all of you put together. 8)

Except for you Paradys. You're pretty cool. The running with watermelon balls...oh damn I have a stitch in my side from laughing! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:26 pm
by DSIGFUSS
If your're 19 that would make me 23. Then I would have graduated almost on time. I could have been two kinds of doctors the length of time I was in school.

As for cool..... The Fonz ain't got nothin on this cat! 8)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:29 pm
by Andrew
Hey everyone! I took Imp's and Piano Man's advice and asked to join in on the fun here. So hopefully soon I'll be able to help out and feed into your sanity loss. Any tips for a noob in this particular game?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:31 pm
by Andrew
At a 132 I ain't cool no mo... wait I'm 32, just feel like 132, honest mistake. However I still ain't cool although in my delusional mind I like to think I am.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:42 pm
by Piano man
DSIGFUSS wrote: As for cool..... The Fonz ain't got nothin on this cat!


This statement along negates any hope at coolness
Andrew wrote: Hey everyone! I took Imp's and Piano Man's advice and asked to join in on the fun here. So hopefully soon I'll be able to help out and feed into your sanity loss. Any tips for a noob in this particular game?


Best advice is don't trust anyone, and most importantly don't listen to anything Imp says. He's the craziest sane person on the site. No offense Imp. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:04 pm
by SuAside
Andrew wrote: Hey everyone! Any tips for a noob in this particular game?

hey there.

and as long as your name isn't Andrew Ryan, you'll do fine.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:14 pm
by Andrew
SuAside wrote:
Andrew wrote: Hey everyone! Any tips for a noob in this particular game?

hey there.

and as long as your name isn't Andrew Ryan, you'll do fine.


No it isn't and I'm guessing I'm glad it's not. Do you start every conversation with someone named Andrew in this manner?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:23 pm
by SuAside
no, you're the first. ;)

it's just that your avatar looks rather aged and might very well be a young Andrew Ryan, who just happens to be one of the main antagonists of the 1960's retro Bioshock game. a pompous son of a bitch too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:32 pm
by Andrew
Oh ok, I was like, "What the hell???"

The avatar is a screen shot from a movie that took place in WWI. I added the sepia tone to it and bam! That's that. The guy in the picture is actually named Toby Stephens, a British actor.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:11 pm
by Mr. Handy
Welcome aboard, Andrew! I think you'll fit right in here.

One of us...one of us... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:29 pm
by paradys
No advice - we're throwing you in blind! ha ha ha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:36 pm
by Laraqua
Well, Andrew, the easiest way to join an existing party would be to be one of the police helicopter pilots. I could give you an easy summary and you could make everything else up.

Otherwise, for a bit more reading, you could be put in the Cinemaplex thread but that's kinda slowed to a crawl currently.

Or we could set you up someplace new... It wouldn't happen straight away, though. You'd have to wait a couple weeks after I've separated the wheat from the chaff for the SECOND portion of Ash.

The SECOND CHAPTER! You'll all be quite surprised at how this may turn out...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:39 pm
by Laraqua
You could also play the police officer with Nurse Sarah and Aidan. He's only been involved for about twenty posts and hasn't really been developed ... at all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:43 pm
by Mr. Handy
I was just about to suggest that; you posted only seconds before I would have.

I think everyone but Seppuku has posted in the Cinemaplex thread since the last time you updated it, but Mark left the main group anyway. We're really waiting on Jennifer to get into position, I think.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:31 am
by ImpInTraining
I'm crazy all right. Crazy like a fox! I'm on to all of you... loons.

Andrew, Laraqua, no one has posted anything within the gift shop / cafeteria portion. It's feasible he could join us from there... and it wouldn't require a lot of backstory to catch him up.

Andrew, your best bet is to find something feasible that might have kept you knocked out for the past few hours... and you could just be waking up into this mess we're in. Maybe at the first sign of trouble, there was a scuffle and people ran in panic, then they shoved Andrew into a work closet that self-locked and kept him from exiting. Maybe he fell asleep while waiting for someone to help him. Or better yet, in a work closet, there could have been cleaning chemicals that mixed together causing a toxic reaction which rendered him unconscious.

Just one possibility.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:36 am
by Piano man
There is always the possibility of cult members. I'm sure there is more than one where Brianna and Ronald are. You could torment Dsigfuss and Trixie for a while. It's fun and anyone can do it. They've been stuck in the dark for a long time. Sorry I'm being a Janitor again.


Janior 1. a person who cleans 2. an asshole.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:55 am
by Andrew
Piano man wrote: There is always the possibility of cult members. I'm sure there is more than one where Brianna and Ronald are. You could torment Dsigfuss and Trixie for a while. It's fun and anyone can do it. They've been stuck in the dark for a long time. Sorry I'm being a Janitor again.


So you're saying that tormenting Dsig and Trixie is pretty easy to do? :)
Laraqua wrote: You could also play the police officer with Nurse Sarah and Aidan. He's only been involved for about twenty posts and hasn't really been developed ... at all.


I'm down with that, I can't say I've ever played a police officer before.
ImpInTraining wrote: I'm crazy all right. Crazy like a fox! I'm on to all of you... loons.

Andrew, Laraqua, no one has posted anything within the gift shop / cafeteria portion. It's feasible he could join us from there... and it wouldn't require a lot of backstory to catch him up.

Andrew, your best bet is to find something feasible that might have kept you knocked out for the past few hours... and you could just be waking up into this mess we're in. Maybe at the first sign of trouble, there was a scuffle and people ran in panic, then they shoved Andrew into a work closet that self-locked and kept him from exiting. Maybe he fell asleep while waiting for someone to help him. Or better yet, in a work closet, there could have been cleaning chemicals that mixed together causing a toxic reaction which rendered him unconscious.

Just one possibility.


I like that idea as well.

I'm pretty easy about what I play. Whichever one is needed the most is what I'd go for. However if none of them are needed badly I kind of like Imp's idea actually.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:07 am
by trixie
Andrew wrote:
Piano man wrote: There is always the possibility of cult members. I'm sure there is more than one where Brianna and Ronald are. You could torment Dsigfuss and Trixie for a while. It's fun and anyone can do it. They've been stuck in the dark for a long time. Sorry I'm being a Janitor again.


So you're saying that tormenting Dsig and Trixie is pretty easy to do? :)


Yes Louie, you're a janitor. Poor Ronald and Brianna have been stumbling around in the dark ever since....AAAUUUGH!!!

Welcome to the craziness we call Ash, Andrew. If I had my vote I'd wish you were in the helicopter, but only because my 8 yr old girl Dahlia is running up there.....I have a horrible sinking feeling that no one else is up there! It's a very baaaad thing to be alone in this hospital...consider yourself warned.... :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:26 pm
by Piano man
So you're saying that tormenting Dsig and Trixie is pretty easy to do?


It's not so much easy as fun. You do one thing to them and they will curse you forever. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:38 pm
by Andrew
Doh! Being cursed isn't much fun.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:03 pm
by trixie
Ha ha ha...ya Brianna's only 8 but she can sure curse Louie!


He's such a.....janitor. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:54 pm
by Piano man
Watch you language young lady or I'll put you over my knee. Sheesh kids now a days have no respect.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:22 am
by trixie
:lol:

Put me over your knee???? *raised eyebrow*, *devillish grin*

I could say something here but I think I'll just keep it to myself... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:14 pm
by Piano man
That's probably for the best. We all know where your mind can go. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:53 pm
by Andrew
I was hoping to hear it but then again I'm a glutton for punishment. :)

I've always said my mind is beyond the gutter, it's in the sub-sewer area.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:03 pm
by trixie
Oh no!!!! :lol:

I have a nick name on here....bequeathed by disgfuss....I am the mighty gutter girl. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:39 pm
by Andrew
Wasn't that the name of Janeane Garofalo in Mystery Men?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:02 am
by trixie
Hm....no idea. Never watched that. Is she really that funny? (comedian that is....)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:47 am
by Andrew
The movie is really funny. A bunch of second rate superheros trying to save a captured first rate super hero. In fact I wouldn't even call them second rate maybe like seventh. Really funny and a lot of pretty good actors, even got PeeWee Herman as The Spleen.

Check it out: Mystery Men

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:26 am
by trixie
Yes, I'm into the cheesy super hero get up. All good with me!

You must be king of the movie collection Andrew? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:08 pm
by imme
I'm back! ... and have no idea what's going on. (Which is different from before?) I think Jill fell asleep somewhere?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:35 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Hey Imme! I've been here the whole time and I still don't know what's going on. I think the Janitor is a demon or something!

Ronald did figure out one thing. It's not Ash.... it's oatmeal.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:46 pm
by Andrew
trixie wrote:Yes, I'm into the cheesy super hero get up. All good with me!

You must be king of the movie collection Andrew? :lol:
I love movies but my collection isn't anywhere near what I would like it to be, all the good flix are around $20. each and I just can't afford to keep shelling out the dough. My wife gets a bit peeved when I spend $50. and up on movies, if I was still single... well I'd have a mighty nice collection. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:21 pm
by Piano man
Hey Imme don't listen to dsigfuss. Louie is not a demon, but Ronald is an evil little puppet master. And it's not oatmeal, it's dandruf. If you got some Head and Shoulders you should be safe.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:57 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Oh I see pianoman. How quickly we forget who has the evil cat that practices the ways of the Sith. Now you might be able to convince people that Ronald is evil, but someone had to teach that cat how to shoot lightning from his paws and Louie's name is on the Pet Smart adoption papers. You do the math....

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:04 pm
by Piano man
It's amazing how when someone doesn't understand something they think it's evil. That cat fights for the light side of the force, and if it attacked you it was because he could sense evil. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:16 pm
by Andrew
But Piano Man, if that's true, why is the cat's lightsaber red?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:10 pm
by DSIGFUSS
That's a very good point you just raised there Andrew. Why is the lighsaber red and who trained that poor kitty to use it. I swear when I saw the kitty in the Pet Store window, she was swinging a green lighsaber but look at her now. Darth Kitty......

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:22 pm
by Piano man
Easy answer. While fighting any evil sith lord the cat's lightsabre was destroyed. He kept the sith's lightsabre as a trophy, and hasn't gotten around to changing the crystal yet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:21 pm
by DSIGFUSS
That's what all the Sith Lords say!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:31 am
by trixie
:roll: Yup....I agree....he's taken poor Tigger and turned him into a mean fighting hissy fit kitty.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:59 am
by paradys
End Game???

oh no, not ominous at all. ;)

look, i made use of one of the new smileys.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:20 am
by paradys
thats just sick laraqua. :lol:

still i've no doubt Joel has a rational explanation

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:34 am
by ImpInTraining
Up to this point, Joel can explain everything rationally... give him something hard to explain, like Cthulhu's foot coming down on his head.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:41 pm
by Piano man
Wow. I didn't see that coming. My hat's off to the keeper. This game just got very very interesting.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:40 pm
by Mr. Handy
Cthulhu's foot coming down on someone's head would be hard to explain. Everyone knows he's got tentacles, not feet. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:19 am
by ImpInTraining
He's got tentacles on his face. But his feet and hands are still present.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:43 am
by Andrew
Mr. Handy wrote:Cthulhu's foot coming down on someone's head would be hard to explain. Everyone knows he's got tentacles, not feet. ;)
ImpInTraining wrote:He's got tentacles on his face. But his feet and hands are still present.
This should end this debate!

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:46 am
by Mr. Handy
You are correct, sir. He does have both tentacles and feet. Also, on a side note, I am now a gibbering lunatic. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:50 am
by ImpInTraining
Well, I have to find out from Laraqua yet, but I believe you may not be alone.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:10 am
by Andrew
Imp, I could have told ya Mr. Handy wasn't alone! Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:08 am
by ImpInTraining
Hey... what are you trying to say?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:15 am
by Andrew
Ah... nothing boss, um... just speaking out of turn, you know.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:20 am
by trixie
Imp....I love your new avatar! It's a goodie!

I wonder what happened when they rebooted the site. Seems a lot of people lost their avatars.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:33 am
by Andrew
Yeah I had to re-upload mine. I'm guessing they deleted the folder that held the uploaded avatars.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:37 am
by trixie
I have to go back a few pages because I mised the opportunity to poke a finger at someone....
andrew wrote: No it isn't and I'm guessing I'm glad it's not. Do you start every conversation with someone named Andrew in this manner?
suaside wrote: no, you're the first.

it's just that your avatar looks rather aged and might very well be a young Andrew Ryan, who just happens to be one of the main antagonists of the 1960's retro Bioshock game. a pompous son of a bitch too.
Monsieur Pompous is calling someone else pompous? Hmm.....me thinketh that's calling the kettle black..... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:05 am
by ImpInTraining
Andrew wrote:Ah... nothing boss, um... just speaking out of turn, you know.
Bullarky... you think I'm bonkers! Admit it!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:06 am
by ImpInTraining
trixie wrote:Imp....I love your new avatar! It's a goodie!
Thanks... I got a million of 'em. Well, about 5000+ ... this was the closest thing to an Imp I could find. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:07 am
by Andrew
I posted that one for ya in Behind the Scences that time you said you liked. Not the Yoda one but a different one. I'll see if I can find it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:24 am
by trixie
Ha ha ....Yoda.....my HEEEEEEROOOOOOO

Says Dahlia to Joel,

"In grave danger you are!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:59 am
by ImpInTraining
Bah... why would Joel be in trouble? Because his mother is getting liposuction?


This avatar is one of the images compliments of Andrew. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:31 am
by trixie
Oh Joel.....you're so blind!!! Says Dahlia to Joel, (*bats eyelashes*) "Joel....you're so DREAAAAAAMMMMYY!!!" ha ha ha

Good avatar...I kinda like the other one better though...something very dark and mysterious about it that says BOO! when you least expect it ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:31 am
by trixie
P.S. 333 Posts!!!! :shock: Kick myself in the butt.....c'mon Trixie get posting! This guy's gonna beat you in no time!!!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:13 pm
by paradys
i just reuploaded my avatar and noticed that 50% of all my posts are in Ash. watcha think of that?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:30 pm
by trixie
Join the club! :roll: My # 1 forum is the Chit Chat of Ash. Sounds like I like a good chin wag huh.... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:14 pm
by Mr. Handy
Same here. I have 132 posts in Chit-chat...make that 133 now. Over 5/8 of my posts overall are in Ash.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:31 pm
by ImpInTraining
I've got 180 posts in Ash ... over 50% of my posts. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:02 am
by trixie
Laraqua.....where aaaarrrrre yoooouuuuu......aaaaare yyooooooouuu.....aaaaaaree yoooooouuuu.....


Hoo! An echo! Seriously...I'm loving the game but we miss you. :cry:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:27 am
by ImpInTraining
This is yet another great Avatar Andrew helped me find ... like this one better?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:19 pm
by trixie
WOW....that's one's creeeeepy......doo doo doo doo.....seriously yup...me likes!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:26 pm
by Andrew
Yeah that one was my favorite as well, I did a little cropping on it though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:56 pm
by ImpInTraining
Hey... I like that catch-phrase. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:32 am
by Laraqua
Good to see I'm so missed.

Don't have the net at home, you see! :o

So there will be lots of anticipation between posts to see who will survive it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:36 am
by trixie
No net at home??? :( Dear god the AGONY...ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:49 pm
by Piano man
The anticipation is murder, but I guess that just adds to the excitement.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:48 pm
by Mr. Handy
Welcome back, Laraqua! That really stinks not having Internet access at home. As much as I want to find out what happens next, scary cliffhangers are more exciting when you have to wait longer.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:32 am
by trixie
True enough! The anticipation will certainly make the game more fun.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:26 am
by Laraqua
Chit-Chat in Ash is my most active topic too, but only for 6.86% of the posts.

Also, I remember jostling with thewhatchamacallit for the top ranks of postiness... Ah, dear, do I miss thewhatchamacallit. One of the first friends I made on this site...

And now I have Trixie, who is like a Deputy Laraqua, and the cycle begins anew.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:51 pm
by trixie
Deputy Laraqua.....roflmbo!!! Yes well it's all your fault Laraqua...how dare you infiltrate me into this strange existance and get me all addicted....ha ha ha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:15 pm
by paradys
i apologise for referring to Joels mother as a soggy mess...ha ha ha.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:54 pm
by Andrew
I found a COC Core Rulebook but it's 5.6 edition. What edition are we playing by the way?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:06 pm
by SuAside
*puts his gunnut hat on*
Andrew wrote:Occupation: Police SWAT/ Pilot
London's Metropolitan Police refers to their tactical unit as "CO19" or Specialist Firearms Command. they're also often called "Blue Berets".
Andrew wrote:HK417 (Flashlight Equipped, with Grenade Launcher? ;) )
HK MK23
the CO19 officers use:
Glock 17 or Browning HP 9mm pistols as their sidearm,
HK MP5 9mm as their submachine guns,
accurized 7.62mm HK G3 rifles for urban sniping,
and HK G36(K) 5.56mm assault rifles.

either way, there would be no real use for an HK Mk23, since that gun is far too bulky for normal carry purposes (not to mention too expensive for a police department, nor would it truly warrant that investment over a USP) and an HK417 would be unlikely because the gun isn't widely available yet and the british police has strict rules about only using department issue equipment on the job. besides, you're much better off with a G36K for your pilot. an HK417 in full auto is uncontrolable, a G36K in full auto on the other hand is far more manageable. (the gun would also be much easier to store for a pilot)

*removes his gunnut hat*

related:

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:25 pm
by Andrew
Thanks for the info. I couldn't find what British SWAT was called, everything I looked at said SWAT.

The HK417 is a brand new weapon as of today, and is really just a modified counterpart of the HK416. However I found that the British police do use the HK416. It isn't widely popular but it is still in use. As for the MK23 it is listed as a Law Enforcement weapon (as well as the HK416) and the United Kingdom is listed as one of it's users. However I don't really care either way, as far as game mechanics are concerned both handguns and rifles compared are pretty much the same.

The Glock 17 is a very bulky weapon. I've fired it and couldn't stand it. I didn't find any info about them using the Browning and the Glock is the standard sidearm but not only. Anyway, guess it's really a moot point since this is a game and like stated, there's little to no difference between the weapons.

Your caller Keeper.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:37 pm
by Andrew
Sorry, after rechecking what I thought was a good source you're right about the weapons (mostly). Anyway thanks for such a thorough lesson there.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:47 pm
by paradys
good lord

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:03 pm
by Frank Castle
The Beretta PX4 Storm in .40 is making headway as a primary carry weapon in Law Enforcement areas. The rotating barrel lock lessons the upward recoil and promotes continued target acquisition by pushing the arms in toward the body without lifting the wrists. I have one for home security and secondary carry (makes a bulky but effective ankle carry). Nothing says stop like 10+1 of .40.

The Beretta surpasses the glock in feel and capacity (weighs in at 26 ounces unloaded and can hold up to 14 rounds of .40 in high cap mags) and comes in a constant action for LE and Military purposes. Add the Streamlight TRL-2 tact light and laser dot and you will be ready to roll.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:18 pm
by Andrew
Just looks alone says, "I'm stylish, use me!" :)

I also read up on it as well and it seems to be a really good weapon. I was never a Beretta fan before but I might have to take a serious look at this one.

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:25 pm
by SuAside
Andrew wrote:The Glock 17 is a very bulky weapon. I've fired it and couldn't stand it.
a glock bulky? oh lord... i sure hope you never try the HK Mk23 you mentioned then. the best way to describe the gripsize of the gun is "Desert Eagle"-size... which is saying a lot. which is exactly why most SOCOM operatives stop using it and turned to the USP (mostly).
Frank Castle wrote:The Beretta PX4 Storm in .40 is making headway as a primary carry weapon in Law Enforcement areas. The rotating barrel lock lessons the upward recoil and promotes continued target acquisition by pushing the arms in toward the body without lifting the wrists.
advertised as very novel, but it's not a huge advancement really. an FNP40 has the exact same recoil for instance.
doesnt change the fact that it's a fine weapon ofc, but much of the hype around it is just that: hype...
Frank Castle wrote:The Beretta surpasses the glock in feel and capacity (weighs in at 26 ounces unloaded and can hold up to 14 rounds of .40 in high cap mags) and comes in a constant action for LE and Military purposes.
it isnt exactly hard to beat the 'feel' of a glock. ;)
Andrew wrote:Just looks alone says, "I'm stylish, use me!" :)
i'll pass. i'm more of a .45ACP kinda man anyway... (not withstanding that .40S&W is a very good law enforcement chambering)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:46 pm
by Andrew
Wasn't the grip of the Glock that was bulky in fact reluctantly I'd have to say it's grip is really nice. I was referring to the over all weapon, it's design is very boxy. However you're right about the MK23 grip being bulky. I knew a Navy SEAL that still had his SOCOM and we fired it. I loved the gun but the grip was to large, same with the desert eagle, retardedly huge but that's where da bullets go.

I like the .45ACP better than anything. Anytime I've ever owned a handgun it was a .45, nothing else would do. I'm not fond of the 9mm for it's ability to just go through a target and keep on trucking. When you hit something with a .45, it knows it's been hit... unless it's a creature from the underworld and then you might as well be pumping BBs at it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:57 pm
by Piano man
I've got a water pistol that shoots like 15 feet I really like. You should use something like that.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:57 am
by Mr. Handy
Andrew wrote:I found a COC Core Rulebook but it's 5.6 edition. What edition are we playing by the way?
I've heard that 5.6 and 6th edition (the latest) are pretty much identical, so your book should be fine. Some of us don't even have the books and we get by all right.

The STR roll you needed to make was against your STR x 5. Since your STR is 14, you needed to get a 70 or less. You rolled a 73, so you still missed, but not by much. Your Listen roll was a critical success, however.
Piano man wrote:I've got a water pistol that shoots like 15 feet I really like. You should use something like that.
I actually did that once in a roleplaying game. It was a Vampire LARP, so that could have been very effective if loaded with holy water. I and my buddies just used regular water, though. We fired them at someone who was engaged in a firefight with actual bullets, and the combatants just ignored us. Did I mention that I was a Malkavian? :?

Welcome aboard, Frank Castle! I hope you're ready to go insane with us. Oh, your character might go insane too. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:23 am
by Andrew
Thanks Mr. Handy, greatly appreciated... you know, you're a handy guy to have around! *Clears throat* I'm sure you've heard that a bunch of times, sorry. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:59 am
by trixie
Men and their toys?? :shock:

Monsieur Logical Police strikes again!!!! I'm just kidding you two....guns are an important part of this game for sure......and the bigger the gun....the ...um......:lol:...... Really I don't think you're overcompensating for anything at all.

Oh wait, no..... I got that wrong....it was about how you hold the gun right? Or how you pull the trigger? Um.....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:32 am
by Frank Castle
Andrew, you spoke of the through and through effect of the 9mm. Have you tried either the Hornady Tap or the Winchester Ranger (legalized, marketable Black Talons) rounds? All come in 9, .40, and .45 ACP. Cuts down on the through and through. I clip the Rangers for in house use, offers very satisfactory stoppage without the through and through ramifications. Of course, nothing clears a room or closet hideout like the sound of ye olde Mossberg chambering up........

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:17 am
by Mr. Handy
Actually, Andrew, I read the instructions for the roll wrong earlier. You weren't supposed to make a STR x 5 roll, you were supposed to roll on the Resistance Table pitting your STR of 14 against the door's STR of 11. In this case, you needed a 65 or less to succeed.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:18 am
by Andrew
I haven't tried either of those actually, may have to though. A friend of mine has a Kimber Tactical 9mm that he'll let me use, I'll have to try it. Thanks for the tip.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:20 am
by Andrew
Mr. Handy wrote:Actually, Andrew, I read the instructions for the roll wrong earlier. You weren't supposed to make a STR x 5 roll, you were supposed to roll on the Resistance Table pitting your STR of 14 against the door's STR of 11. In this case, you needed a 65 or less to succeed.
Ok, I stilled missed then. Cael basically bouces off the door instead of maybe slightly budging it. Thanks again.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:38 am
by paradys
i so hate through and through. too much forensics. you need bullets that bounce off peoples ribcage and lodge themselves in the brain.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:50 am
by ImpInTraining
Yeah, that's what the M-16 was designed to do. Bullet tumbles so when it hits, no one knows where it'll come out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:26 am
by paradys
i prefer the tk33, where the bullets ricochet downwards through the soles of your feet and into the ground, so the cops can't find the bullets.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:00 am
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote:Yeah, that's what the M-16 was designed to do.
not quite, but going into specifics would likely bore the ladies... ;)
paradys wrote:i prefer the tk33, where the bullets ricochet downwards through the soles of your feet and into the ground, so the cops can't find the bullets.
really pro hitmen use saboted rounds. no way to trace it back to the gun.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:57 am
by ImpInTraining
SuAside wrote:
ImpInTraining wrote:Yeah, that's what the M-16 was designed to do.
not quite, but going into specifics would likely bore the ladies... ;)
Well, don't tell my Drill Sergeant then, cuz he swore by it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:12 pm
by Andrew
I had always heard the same thing about the M-16, even the History Channel stated that was one of the original designs for the weapon.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:10 pm
by imme
Louie wrote:This is just like one of those on line roll playing games I'm part of, only real. I'll never play one of them again.
*golf clap*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:37 pm
by trixie
:lol: Way to work it in Louie!


What's with all the gun talk? Is everyone going gangsta now?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:50 pm
by Frank Castle
Well trixie, I am going stone cold bored waiting to get in a game. So I decided to tromp around the site reading up on games and getting a feel for the atmosphere while I waited on one of the GMs to get back to me. So to make a short story long, I found this thread and dropped my version 1.2 cents on handguns and ammo. I would much rather be posting in character, but since I have no character (pun seriously intended) I am making do with what is at my disposal.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:02 pm
by paradys
i was joking - 'through the soles of your feet'? - come on people!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:11 pm
by trixie
I know you were joking paradys, and for frank, don't worry about your chit chat time....i'm the worst one to talk. This is my most active forum. (the chit chat....i know.....it's bad.....)

And I'm only licking my wounds because I made fun of all the gun talk before and y'all just went and ignored me....mind you it was a little suggestive I admit.....

Ok not a little....a lot. No character? You have no character? Pun seriously intended?????!!!! ha ha ha :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:58 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Is everyone going gangsta now?
gangsta? oh, come on. you do realise that in the old days nearly every family owned a weapon. were they 'gangstahs'? i think not.

besides, sportshooting is a perfectly safe hobby. there's a reason why i pay a grandtotal of 1.5 euros insurance for that sport a year. it's simply because accidents are so extremely rare. try to get a similar insurance for a soccerplayer, a football player or even an amateur athlete, you'll pay through the nose... :roll:
Andrew wrote:I had always heard the same thing about the M-16, even the History Channel stated that was one of the original designs for the weapon.
[nitpickmode]
the military .223 Remington was designed to be a tumbling and fragmenting projectile. this is 100% correct. this remains so in the SS109 or 5.56x45mm NATO which is a refined .223Rem by the hand of the craftsmen of FN-Herstal which was accepted for NATO standardisation.

now, the bullet hits the target and starts tumbling. a misconception is that it keeps tumbling, but more often than not, it doesnt have enough time to tumble past half a tumble (so 90° angle) inside a human body. another characteristic of the bullet is that it jaws after impact, which is partially due to the tumbling effect, but also because of the tip design. as if that wasnt enough, the jacket (and sometimes the whole bullet depending on which ammo you use) fragments, leaving bits & pieces of metal in the wound canal, making it a very evil bullet to remove and correctly treat if the person is lucky enough to survive.

what you guys were saying was: "you need bullets that bounce off peoples ribcage and lodge themselves in the brain." and "Yeah, that's what the M-16 was designed to do. Bullet tumbles so when it hits, no one knows where it'll come out.", and that is pertinently untrue. yes, the bullet diverts from its straight course, but it is far from being a JFK Magic Bullet. it is true that it wont simply tap through like a solid core 7.62x51mm NATO might, but it wont go wandering all over the place on its own. there are some freak documented cases of course, but this is more due to the fact that the 5.56mm is one of the most frequently used ammunitions in armed conflicts around the world, than because of the inherent design characteristics.

so sure: it jaws from its original trajectory; yes, it tumbles; yes, it fragments; but no, it aint no magic bullet.
[/nitpickmode]

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:27 pm
by Frank Castle
Now that we have that cleared up, does anyone have a clue as to where Miss Scarlet or Laraqua might be? IT is going to be shameful if I have to start my own scenario just to have a game to play in....Does that count as playing with oneself??

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:39 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua is 'around'. she's posting less than usual because she's busy irl, but i have no doubt about it that she wont let you down.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:37 pm
by trixie
Frank Castle wrote:Now that we have that cleared up, does anyone have a clue as to where Miss Scarlet or Laraqua might be? IT is going to be shameful if I have to start my own scenario just to have a game to play in....Does that count as playing with oneself??
Um....ya....yur playin with yourself...lol. Don't worry though, I have two characters in this game and there is a chance I could be playing with myself if they eventually meet. Either that or I could REALLY wig out the pc's that are with me!!! :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:30 am
by trixie
SuAside wrote:
trixie wrote:Is everyone going gangsta now?
gangsta? oh, come on. you do realise that in the old days nearly every family owned a weapon. were they 'gangstahs'? i think not.

besides, sportshooting is a perfectly safe hobby. there's a reason why i pay a grandtotal of 1.5 euros insurance for that sport a year. it's simply because accidents are so extremely rare. try to get a similar insurance for a soccerplayer, a football player or even an amateur athlete, you'll pay through the nose... :roll:
[poke suaside mode]

In the olden days, they had shotguns for hunting. Not many carried a handgun on them that didn't need to, unless you go back to duster days, but then ya they were gansta. ;) Not only that but in the olden days, they didn't track the course of the bullet and talk about it's rotation within the flesh, etc, etc. So for the record, this is yet another thing to add to the lists of obscure knowledge from Suaside....unless the google masta strikes again!!
[/poke suaside mode]

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:24 am
by Mr. Handy
You're welcome, Andrew.

Frank, you can probably go ahead and create a character while you're waiting for Laraqua. We just use the standard character creation rules, with no modifications to the die rolls, though you can assign the numbers you roll to different stats if you wish. You can then PM her your character to get her approval; she can read it when she gets back. You can also read some of the other threads on Ash while you're waiting. I think the only thread you're not allowed to read is the Louie/Jill one.

I've got two characters in the game too, a father-daughter pair. They're a long way from being reunited, but they did interact by phone earlier and helped each other out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:23 am
by ImpInTraining
SuAside wrote:so sure: it jaws from its original trajectory; yes, it tumbles; yes, it fragments; but no, it aint no magic bullet.
[/nitpickmode]
Holy shit... you ain't kiddin'... nitpick mode. sheeessh.

The bullet hits, and it doesn't go in a straight line. Is that better?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:04 am
by Laraqua
Andrew wrote:I found a COC Core Rulebook but it's 5.6 edition. What edition are we playing by the way?
I think it's that one. Either that or 6th edition. Not much difference.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:10 am
by Laraqua
Frank Castle ... read the Louie/Jill one. That's Chapter Two and where you'll come in.

Don't talk about it in Chit-Chat but don't worry either that the atmosphere is different.

Trust me, this game is a steady mix of surreal CoC. You're not missing out. You're just entering as the game is evolving. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:14 am
by Frank Castle
aye, captain. What about a character?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:16 am
by Laraqua
Read up in ...I'm thinking of running a game about Ash's chapter two for some character ideas.

All sorts of people might get involved at this point.

If you want to stick with Chapter One for a bit, though, it *is* quite possible. There is that other helicopter pilot or the police officer who are currently without players. You can define them quite a bit. These are in the longest running Chapter One thread so if you're after creepy survival horror, go with that.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:55 am
by SuAside
trixie wrote:[poke suaside mode]
In the olden days, they had shotguns for hunting. Not many carried a handgun on them that didn't need to, unless you go back to duster days, but then ya they were gansta. ;)
i'm talking about Europe of course, so yeah, we never really carried handguns and probably never will (except when going to the range).

and sure, in the old days you had rifles and shotguns for hunting as well for protecting your farm. nowadays i kill paper unlike my greatgrandparents killed the occasional fox killing their chickens or a bunny or two.
trixie wrote:Not only that but in the olden days, they didn't track the course of the bullet and talk about it's rotation within the flesh, etc, etc.
of course they did. how else do you think they choose to use birdshot, buckshot, slugs or bullets? by looking at the effects of course and coupling that to their current needs.

besides, the armies have long been busy with this kind of stuff too. the old and legendary .303 british is a nice illustration of that. they used a light tip in the bullet (often coated wood in the early days), to cause the bullet to tumble upon impact causing extra damage.
trixie wrote:So for the record, this is yet another thing to add to the lists of obscure knowledge from Suaside....unless the google masta strikes again!!
[/poke suaside mode]
no googlage. this is common knowledge. nuubz... ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:23 pm
by trixie
SuAside wrote:
trixie wrote:[poke suaside mode]
Not only that but in the olden days, they didn't track the course of the bullet and talk about it's rotation within the flesh, etc, etc.
of course they did. how else do you think they choose to use birdshot, buckshot, slugs or bullets? by looking at the effects of course and coupling that to their current needs.

besides, the armies have long been busy with this kind of stuff too. the old and legendary .303 british is a nice illustration of that. they used a light tip in the bullet (often coated wood in the early days), to cause the bullet to tumble upon impact causing extra damage.
Nope, you can't convince me of that, sorry. This is obscure strange knowledge that is found in bathroom books and firing ranges. Unless you fought in the war high up in the army you would have next to no knowledge of these things. My guess is you're far too young to have fought in a war, and even if you had at a private level, you'd have no knowledge of these bullets and their course inside flesh. So all this boils down to obscurity that somehow you've busied yourself with. When choosing between bird shot, buck shot, slugs or bullets you would have to take heed of what you're shooting, not the course and tumble of the bullet. Shoot a bird with a buck shot and it's obliterated and no good to eat. So the ammo chosen is important in making sure that the prey doesn't suffer with a bullet too small to kill it, or maimed with a bullet too big for such a small body. Common sense you see. 8-)
trixie wrote:So for the record, this is yet another thing to add to the lists of obscure knowledge from Suaside....unless the google masta strikes again!!
[/poke suaside mode]
no googlage. this is common knowledge. nuubz... ;)
Common knowledge would imply that the common person knows it. Clearly you don't fit into this category considering you know this strange obscure amount about weaponry. So methinks....imho....that given your opinion on blue lights and handguns, that we should be watching you closer..... nobody leave suaside alone with the twinkies please :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:42 pm
by paradys
at one time in europe nearly every family owned a gun? what version of history is this suaside? most people didn't even own the land they worked on. surely guns were invented for use in the military and then became a hunting tool - even so they would only have been common among wealthy landowners.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:16 pm
by Piano man
What are you doing Paradys. :o The correct answer is....yes Suicide...whatever you say Suicide. :( Don't get him started again. This subject was almost at a close. :cry: Here let's start a new topic. What about beer....no did that one to death too. :D hmmmm.....I hear Zeplins are making a come back. :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:24 pm
by trixie
Hey! Don't change the subject...I hear a familiar tune in the background....

Going dooooowwwwn....in a blaaaaze of glory!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:41 pm
by Frank Castle
Actually, and historically, the tumbling effect comes for the old black powder rifles of the Revolutionary period. With no rifling in the barrel the ball tumbled (sometimes as much as 7 to 8 feet in any direction) towards the target. The advent of barrel rifling led to the through and through action of the early lever action rifles, this left the enemy wounded, but not down for the count. So back to the drawing boards to come up with a way to add maximum damage with the most accuracy. Thus a jacketed projectile that could rifle down the barrel, but begin to tumble upon impact.

As for hunting projectiles, think of what that pheasant looked like after getting hit with a black powder .50 caliber ball, nothing but mess was left. With the coming of shotguns, users found a very versatile weapon that could chamber many different variations of lead, from large spread patterns (bird shot), to closer high impact (buck shot), to eventually the return of the ball (slug). To this end Trixie is right, they adapted the shot to the query.

Also, if knowledge was common, everyone would have some, but just like "common" sense, it does tend to be lacking in some realms of today's society. I cannot speak of the .303 round, mainly because the last thing made out of wood that we Yanks shot was an arrow....LOL.... :D :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:55 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Nope, you can't convince me of that, sorry. This is obscure strange knowledge that is found in bathroom books and firing ranges. Unless you fought in the war high up in the army you would have next to no knowledge of these things. My guess is you're far too young to have fought in a war, and even if you had at a private level, you'd have no knowledge of these bullets and their course inside flesh.
i haven't fought in any wars, no (and lets hope it stays that way).

but it's basic training stuff to know how bullets act. dunno how about the other armies, but the belgian army reserves even have to go through classes about this stuff before they even get to touch a rifle. ;)
trixie wrote:So all this boils down to obscurity that somehow you've busied yourself with. When choosing between bird shot, buck shot, slugs or bullets you would have to take heed of what you're shooting, not the course and tumble of the bullet.

a hunter that doesnt know the difference between the terminal effect of a FMJ as opposed to a hollow point should not be hunting...
knowing the terminal effects of your ammunition is paramount.
trixie wrote:Shoot a bird with a buck shot and it's obliterated and no good to eat. So the ammo chosen is important in making sure that the prey doesn't suffer with a bullet too small to kill it, or maimed with a bullet too big for such a small body. Common sense you see. 8-)
of course, but how do you find all this out if you do not know how the bullet will behave upon hitting the target? ;)
trixie wrote:Common knowledge would imply that the common person knows it. Clearly you don't fit into this category considering you know this strange obscure amount about weaponry. So methinks....imho....that given your opinion on blue lights and handguns, that we should be watching you closer..... nobody leave suaside alone with the twinkies please :shock:
i know it's not common knowledge, i was just kidding.
paradys wrote:at one time in europe nearly every family owned a gun? what version of history is this suaside?
the part where most countries in europe had the right to own and bear arms up til around 1930. but of course, it's not considered polite conversation to point that out at the same time as to say that there was no huge murderrate and whatnot.
paradys wrote:most people didn't even own the land they worked on.
and how is that relevant?
paradys wrote:surely guns were invented for use in the military and then became a hunting tool - even so they would only have been common among wealthy landowners.
i never argued that it wasnt a military tool first, but saying it is something for the wealthy is wrong. a basic gun was never expensive, except in modern days.
of course, it were the wealthy landowners that hunted for sport, but that's besides the issue.
Frank Castle wrote:As for hunting projectiles, think of what that pheasant looked like after getting hit with a black powder .50 caliber ball, nothing but mess was left. With the coming of shotguns, users found a very versatile weapon that could chamber many different variations of lead, from large spread patterns (bird shot), to closer high impact (buck shot), to eventually the return of the ball (slug). To this end Trixie is right, they adapted the shot to the query.
yes, but you're totally missing the point. why adapt your shot to the prey? simply because of terminal effect... behavior of the bullet upon impact.

you take it for granted, but fail to think of the reason behind it. you indeed dont shoot a bird with 00 buckshot. why? because there would be nothing left (and your chance to hit is also lowered due to less pellets). but why would there be nothing left? because of the terminal effect and ballistic behavior the 00 buck would have on the bird obviously.
Frank Castle wrote:Also, if knowledge was common, everyone would have some, but just like "common" sense, it does tend to be lacking in some realms of today's society.

i was just kiddin' about the common knowledge stuff. :s
Frank Castle wrote:I cannot speak of the .303 round, mainly because the last thing made out of wood that we Yanks shot was an arrow....LOL.... :D :lol:
today we still see the same reasoning in aluminium tip bullets. a lighter front makes the bullet tumble easier. (while barely affecting the ballistic trajectory of the bullet)

as for the wood, the anecdote goes that the wood was disinfected before used in the bullet, to prevent infections. how nice of the british to shoot a person and then care about the wound potentially might get an infection from the piece of wood inside the tip of the bullet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:05 pm
by Piano man
See...I didn't want to say it paradys, but I told you so. :( And you Trixie stop egging him on. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:16 pm
by Andrew
Well if nothing else he is thorough and apparently knowledgeable about guns and bullets. So, if I was hunting deer, which weapon of mass destruction should I bring along? :) You know us Americans, always over doing things. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:53 pm
by trixie
Piano man wrote:See...I didn't want to say it paradys, but I told you so. :( And you Trixie stop egging him on. :lol:
Can I help it that it's fun? My [poke suaside mode] comes on automatically....these darn new fangled computers.....I can't help it. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:04 pm
by SuAside
Andrew wrote:Well if nothing else he is thorough and apparently knowledgeable about guns and bullets. So, if I was hunting deer, which weapon of mass destruction should I bring along? :) You know us Americans, always over doing things. ;)
americans? by all means: use a mountain howitzer loaded with 148 lead balls of .69 caliber.

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crazy americans...

be sure to read his 10 step plan of how to do it if you dont believe it...

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:05 pm
by trixie
Hey! That's disgusting! Suaside...stop wasting time with gross pictures and gun talk and go post in tle!!! sheesh!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:16 pm
by Andrew
Good night! Although I can't say I'm really surprised either.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:14 pm
by ImpInTraining
Dang SuAside, why don't you spend half of that energy fixing your Avatar?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:27 pm
by Mr. Handy
In Andrew and Brianna's thread, I don't think you're actually in the stairwell yet. I believe the door you're trying to get through is the one that leads into the stairwell. Sarah has the key to that door, by the way. The only other way off the roof is the lift, which you could summon, but the buttons have all been torn out of the control panel inside the lift so there is no way to select a floor without some fancy repair work. Dahlia was there when we discovered that.

Welcome back, jtull_84!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:32 pm
by trixie
Beg to differ (you mean Dahlia and Andrew's thread by the way)

Dahlia was standing at the door onto the roof, when Cael came flying out and ran into her. She was standing holding the door open, afraid to go any further onto the roof. The door that won't budge is the one back into the 2nd floor.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:40 pm
by Mr. Handy
I looked back at the thread, and while Dahlia was holding the door open initially, Cael tried to pull her away and it looks like that's when it closed. In Jason's thread, the door to the roof is locked and he tried to bang on it. This was the sound that Dahlia and Cael heard. I'm sure Laraqua can sort this one out. If any editing is required, probably all you'd need to do would be to take out the references to going down the stairs, as the conversation could still take place.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:55 pm
by trixie
Laraqua already saw this, so it's a little late. If there were a problem she would have posted it a long time ago, several days ago actually. We've been posting walking down the stairs for quite a while. Besides she was the one that posted Cael coming face to face with a 'blood spattered eight year old' when he opened the door from the roof.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:14 am
by Piano man
Something tells me that anything is possible at this point in the game. So if something doesn't seem right it doesn't mean it can't happen. Reality seems a little warped, but that's what makes it so interesting.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:01 am
by Andrew
I had thought he were tromping on down the stairs as well. If that's not the case then I say, "Screw this Dahlia! Get on the bird, it's everyone for themselves! Ah HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Probably not the best teamwork there but...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:52 am
by Piano man
I for one am more confused than ussual, but my advice stands. You can't really question anything. What you think is real might not be, and what you thought wasn't real might be. I know that sounds kryptic, but it's the best I got. :( :?:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:36 am
by Laraqua
Mr. Handy is right. Mostly coz the two of you were double guessing each other's coming actions it was hard to be sure what ended up going on! You two were still on the roof.

Soz! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:39 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Hey! That's disgusting!
you dont really get to utter such words unless you're a vegetarian tbh...

that's just a skinned animal with some grapeshot wounds? this animal's death was a lot more dignified than one in a slaughterhouse and what you see is simply meat? do you say "ewwwwwww, that's disgusting!" when you throw a steak into the frying pan? i suppose not. :roll:
Andrew wrote:I had thought he were tromping on down the stairs as well. If that's not the case then I say, "Screw this Dahlia! Get on the bird, it's everyone for themselves! Ah HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Probably not the best teamwork there but...
:lol:

i'm sure Laraqua would appreciate it :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:57 pm
by Piano man
SuAside wrote:you dont really get to utter such words unless you're a vegetarian tbh...

that's just a skinned animal with some grapeshot wounds? this animal's death was a lot more dignified than one in a slaughterhouse and what you see is simply meat? do you say "ewwwwwww, that's disgusting!" when you throw a steak into the frying pan? i suppose not.
Actually she still has every right to find it disgusting tbh... I grew up in a familly of hunters and I agree it is more dignified than a slaughter house, but it doesn't mean that I enjoy seeing a dead animal hanging. Not for moral reasons, but from an esthetic point of view. People who eat meat might not always enjoy looking at it when it's raw. I for one hate handling raw chicken. So if she had a moral objection I could see your point, but she didn't so isn't it personal opinion. It sounds like your just fishing for controversy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:19 pm
by paradys
Zeplins you say?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:24 pm
by Piano man
Ha ha ha.....ok point taken I don't know what I was thinking. :oops: :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:34 pm
by paradys
you know for a second i thought you meant the zeppelin were making a comeback, got quite excited.

da da dah dah da, da da dah, da da dah...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:43 pm
by Piano man
Sorry didn't mean to get your hopes up. Now that would be something worth talking about. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:50 pm
by DSIGFUSS
da da dah dah da, da da dah, da da dah...
Shouldn't that be :

da da dah.. da da da dah... da da dah dah dah!

I love those Zeplins. Keep on rockin Paradys. Eat a deer Suacide. hahah! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:50 pm
by trixie
SuAside wrote:
trixie wrote:Hey! That's disgusting!
you dont really get to utter such words unless you're a vegetarian tbh...

that's just a skinned animal with some grapeshot wounds? this animal's death was a lot more dignified than one in a slaughterhouse and what you see is simply meat? do you say "ewwwwwww, that's disgusting!" when you throw a steak into the frying pan? i suppose not. :roll:
My dad was a hunter growing up, so I'm used to seeing dead animals, particularly a deer with legs straight up in the air in the back of the truck. I don't think it's gross for animal rights reasons and then order a blue rare steak for dinner, so if you think I'm being hypocritical it may have been wise to ask WHY I think it's disgusting.

I think it's disgusting for the simple fact that I'm moseying through the chit chat thread and there's a dead skinned thing strung up by it's neck right in front of my face...in wide screen monitor for all the world to see. How be I post the tattooed penis for all of you to see, and then we'll talk about disgusting? A little personal restraint is necessary in such moments, tyvm.
Andrew wrote:I had thought he were tromping on down the stairs as well. If that's not the case then I say, "Screw this Dahlia! Get on the bird, it's everyone for themselves! Ah HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Probably not the best teamwork there but...
:lol:
Yep that sounds good....cept then she'll be sitting in there twiddling her thumbs for hours while Cael gets his funnies out on the roof. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:24 pm
by Frank Castle
ok, how did we get from dead deer to trixie's tattooed penis? :shock: :o :| And if there is a poll (pun intended) for the decision making on seeing it, I vote no! :x


Is there a smilie for "wiping mental image from brain"?????

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:45 pm
by DSIGFUSS
No... there should be though. There should also be a scratch my eyeballs out with a fork smiley too. :idea:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:46 pm
by Piano man
How do you think I feel. I'm on her facebook and she sent it to me. It took me a second, but then I was like.....what......is that what I think.........arrrgg. :( :o :shock: :cry: I'm in therapy now. I'm hoping to get past the trauma. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:51 pm
by Piano man
Oh ya I also vote no. :evil:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:08 am
by trixie
O c'mon!!! A tattied penis? I KNOW you wanna see that......we had a whole discussion last night about whether or not it had to be hard to tatty it....I think yes...but surely the poor guy would've passed out???

Anyways NO I won't post a tattied penis on here...I was just using it as an example of gross things everyone shouldn't have to look at every time they upload the page!!!! :roll: DISCRETION PEOPLES!!! ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:32 am
by Mr. Handy
That's a relief. I was about to vote no too.

Piano man, I think you'll be all right. The Sanity loss for being surprised to find a mangled animal carcass is only 0/1d2, so a month of psychotherapy should be enough to recover your losses. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:38 am
by paradys
a tattied penis? :shock: that reminds me of a joke. i can't remember the details but the punchline is 'welcome to minnesota have a nice day'.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:26 am
by Piano man
paradys wrote:a tattied penis? that reminds me of a joke. i can't remember the details but the punchline is 'welcome to minnesota have a nice day'.
Ha ha....I knew wendy too. :roll: Thanks Mr. Handy I was really worried about the 1d10 loss. It was pretty traumatic.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:02 am
by Laraqua
Ladies and gentlemen, give me a moment to introduce you to this delightful gathering of people from all around the world. Australia, U.S.A., Beligium and more! The Internet is a lovely tool, as you shall soon see, for communication across countries in a way previously unseen. Many have taken advantage of this to investigate new cultures, new ideas and new ways of being.

I give you Ash's Chit-Chat!

:o

Avert Your Eyes!

:lol:

Seriously, THIS is what happens when people get the chance to speak to folk across the oceans? Gun discussions, meattiquette discussions and tattoed penises (was it a dragon, btw, I've seen that one)? You should all be ashamed!

:lol:

Nah, I kid, I kid. I just find it funny to consider what those in the 50s woulda thought of the idea of the Internet and what it actually became. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:17 am
by Mr. Handy
I think if they had, they would have lost Sanity points. And a Victorian's head would have simply exploded! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:20 am
by Piano man
Let's go back in time and tell them. My machine is in the shop does anyone else have a time machine we can use? :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:26 am
by Andrew
When I lived in New York City there was this tattoo parlor on Broadway that said free tattoos, inquire inside... so I did. The guy at the counter told me (now this was 15 yrs ago when people weren't quite as into "body art" as they are now) that I could get ANY tattoo I could dream of for free no matter how big it was or how much detail and color but of course there was a stipulation.

So being 18 at the time I asked what that was and he said that the stipulation was they had to tattoo a smiley face on the whole head of my penis. At first I was all for it, "Hell yeah!" I said. He then told me to come back in an hour and think about it, let the idea sink in. So I did, I went out for a walk, grabbed a slice or two of pizza and thought about it and suddenly came to the conclusion that for the rest of my life, every time I took a leak, my penis would be smiling at me. Any girlfriend I would have would have a case of the giggles.

I walked back in and the guy seemed shocked to see me but rather quickly he knew I had thought better of the idea and asked me what changed my mind. So I told him what I had thought about and he laughed. He told me that no one had ever mentioned that as their reasoning for not wanting to do it. It was always about the pain. So for being an original thinker and being cool enough to tell him and make him laugh he let me pick out an arm piece and gave me one for free anyway.

That's my tattooed penis story.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:28 am
by ImpInTraining
People come to play CoC to be horrified, to be sickened by the graphic details of what happens in H.P. Lovecraftish stories. A hanging carcass is more closer to the topic of the site than a tatooed penis. I think showing a tatooed penis might be against the T.O.S. ... fall into the pornography category. So ... that's a no for me too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:29 am
by Laraqua
Why was that his price, I wonder?

That's the real question here.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:34 am
by Mr. Handy
I don't have a time machine now, but I know how to get one. I'll make it my mission in life to build or otherwise acquire one, and when I do I'll come back in time to this moment and give it to myself.

Hmm, it's not here. Wait for it...wait for it...Blast! This sort of thing worked in the Bill and Ted movies. I bet my future self is slacking. Er, is going to slack. Whatever. I'm going to have to have a word with him, but since I don't have a time machine (gee, thanks a lot, future me!) I'll have to wait until I become him. Then I'll probably understand that he must have had a good excuse and we'll make up. I can't stay mad at myself forever.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:40 am
by trixie
Imp....you know I'm joking right? I wouldn't actually put a penis on this forum....yes Laraqua it's of a dragon....the only thing that comes to mind is OUCH. :o

And Andrew, I agree with Laraqua...why does the tatty artist want to tattoo a penis so bad? Branding...hm....but still. Was he gay? Or give you any reflection of the desperate need to see your penis??? :lol: I thought men were grossed out at seeing another man's 'ahem'....imagine having to tattoo another guy's schlong....that's a bit more personal than I can imagine most men wanting to get. I hear you're not even supposed to look sideways at the urinal??? ha ha ha :mrgreen:

Ah....speaking with folk across the miles and oceans...it truly is a pleasure.....pun intended by the way HA HA HA

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:46 am
by Laraqua
And another one's down, and another one frowns, another one bites the dust!

We got one fatality, one sorta fatality, and more to come.

:twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:31 am
by Andrew
Fifteen yrs ago they wanted just $20. for it and if I had it done his asst who was a woman would have done it. I asked about that!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:39 am
by Laraqua
For Chapter Two, there is also Doctor Sutcliffe who has surprisingly little pre-written information for her. There is also that Doctor briefly met by one other PC who allegedly drugged the children into unconsciousness - can't remember his name, he's also surprisingly enough a clean slate.

Otherwise, there'll be some soldier occupations opening up in Chapter One. Along with the NPCs Alisha (teenager), the remaining pilot, the dozens of audience members or Jennifer (well-armed survivalist in the Cinemaplex thread).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:28 am
by trixie
Dr. Sutcliffe....rising from the dead? Brianna shot her head off, remember?

Everything just got SO much more crazy....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:32 am
by Mr. Handy
Yes, I noticed that too. Dr. Sutcliffe was hamburger the last time we saw her, but she recently appeared in the NPC thread (obviously a "before" picture). I think the super-secret thread will reveal all, and I have my suspicions about what's going on. Piano man's post about how what we think is real isn't is a big hint, I think.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:35 am
by Laraqua
What are your suspicions, anyway? Curious minds wish to know.

Also, beware, I'm aiming for about a 50% kill rate in Chapter One. Those who aren't lucky enough to be in Chapter Two already will need to watch themselves. I might not get my 50% kill rate ... but I'm aiming for it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:41 am
by Mr. Handy
That the events of Chapter One aren't exactly "real" - we're in some kind of simulation or alternate reality or something (like the Matrix, perhaps), or in some kind of drug-induced hallucination. Characters who die in Chapter One might not really be dead, such as Dr. Sutcliffe, though it's possible that some who die really do die (their hearts stop in real life when they die in the false reality). There's been an undertone suggesting something along these lines for quite a while. There was also that Louie quote that imme posted a short while back about this being like an online roleplaying game. I hadn't seen it before, so it must come from their thread, and the two of them are privy to the secret of Chapter Two.

EDIT: 50% kill rate, huh? I only had a 40% kill rate in Chapter One of Zombie Apocalypse, and only two characters have died so far in Chapter Two there (though two more are doomed due to having been bitten). That's likely to change before the chapter ends, though. If the players aren't careful, the kill rate could be as high as 90%.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:46 am
by Laraqua
15 active player characters if I assume correctly. Three are saved from Chapter One's kill count. Two are dead already. That leaves about ten player characters.

A few of you's are nowhere near your own personal Chapter One ending... :lol: A few others are creeping passed death's door... Be fun to see where it goes.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:52 am
by Mr. Handy
Sounds about right. Some of the Zombie Apocalypse characters have effectively made it out of Chapter Two alive, which is why the kill ratio can't hit 100% there - until Chapter Three, that is. :twisted: I was counting PCs and NPCs in one group there, but the ratio should be similar.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:24 am
by Piano man
Mr. Handy wrote:Yes, I noticed that too. Dr. Sutcliffe was hamburger the last time we saw her, but she recently appeared in the NPC thread (obviously a "before" picture). I think the super-secret thread will reveal all, and I have my suspicions about what's going on. Piano man's post about how what we think is real isn't is a big hint, I think.
Sorry to disappoint you. I honestly have nothing. At this point Louie is doubting his own sanity. That is all I'll say. No hints cause I haven't figured it out yet. Plus if I did and spilled the beans Laraqua would have my head. :? :o I'm kind of attached so I'll keep any discoveries I make to myself. Let's talk about guns again. That was fun. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:29 am
by ImpInTraining
I still think it's something akin to Silent Hill.

So about this penis tattoo ... do they numb the area first or do you have to get 2-sheets-to-the-wind drunk first?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:39 am
by Laraqua
I'll post it here just to annoy the unknowers...

Chapter Twoers, lose 15% of your Size from your character sheets, and calculate how this may affect your damage bonuses and hit points. If you don't know what to do, I'll do it for you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:14 am
by ImpInTraining
I'm guessing I'm not in chapter two, am I?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:35 am
by SuAside
trixie wrote:My dad was a hunter growing up, so I'm used to seeing dead animals, particularly a deer with legs straight up in the air in the back of the truck. I don't think it's gross for animal rights reasons and then order a blue rare steak for dinner, so if you think I'm being hypocritical it may have been wise to ask WHY I think it's disgusting.

I think it's disgusting for the simple fact that I'm moseying through the chit chat thread and there's a dead skinned thing strung up by it's neck right in front of my face...in wide screen monitor for all the world to see. How be I post the tattooed penis for all of you to see, and then we'll talk about disgusting? A little personal restraint is necessary in such moments, tyvm.
you're reading CoC chit chat & you fear a little sanity lost? sjeezes, you boys (and girls) are softies!

but on another note, Led Zeppelin is the coolest zeppelin i can come up with.
Laraqua wrote:Beligium
oh, lulz...
Laraqua wrote:And another one's down, and another one frowns, another one bites the dust!

We got one fatality, one sorta fatality, and more to come.

:twisted:
and that after a successful dodge roll... tss, couldnt even wait for me to fumble, huh? :lol:

also a rather anticlimactic death after the whole wire thing tbh... Jason shouldve died like a hero charging the tentacled beast with a screwdriver, wouldve been more fitting. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:24 pm
by imme
Next time I'm going to leave bottles that say "drink me" well enough alone.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:25 pm
by paradys
Suaside wrote:also a rather anticlimactic death after the whole wire thing tbh... Jason shouldve died like a hero charging the tentacled beast with a screwdriver, wouldve been more fitting.
i wouldn't recommend that either!!

poor leroy - he ain't pretty no more.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:57 pm
by Mr. Handy
paradys wrote: poor leroy - he ain't pretty no more.
Poor Carson was never pretty to begin with!
Laraqua wrote:I'll post it here just to annoy the unknowers...

Chapter Twoers, lose 15% of your Size from your character sheets, and calculate how this may affect your damage bonuses and hit points. If you don't know what to do, I'll do it for you.
Tha's not an annoyance, that's a clue. :) It kind of fits with an alternative theory I had before, that time gets "rewound" in Chapter Two. This would explain why Dr. Sutcliffe is alive - her death hasn't happened yet. I hadn't thought it would be rewound by years, though. The size decrease would imply that those PCs in Chapter Two are children again (or smaller children if they already are). Louie and Jill are different ages, though, so it still doesn't make sense. Maybe our characters were younger all along, or something.

How are fractional sizes supposed to be rounded, I wonder? A Siz 10 character would drop to 8.5, so would this become 8 or 9?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:13 pm
by SuAside
by mathematical logic,
=> 8.5 is up &
< 8.4999999 is down

also, Jason seems to be very dead, what are you guys talking about? :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:48 pm
by Frank Castle
ImpInTraining wrote:I still think it's something akin to Silent Hill.

So about this penis tattoo ... do they numb the area first or do you have to get 2-sheets-to-the-wind drunk first?
If you get drunk before a tattoo, you bleed profusely. Been there, done that, and got a t-shirt. Damn near bled out on my first. Some parlors I have been to will not work on you if they smell alcohol or think you have been drinking "heavily".

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:42 pm
by Piano man
Mr. Handy wrote: Tha's not an annoyance, that's a clue. :) It kind of fits with an alternative theory I had before, that time gets "rewound" in Chapter Two. This would explain why Dr. Sutcliffe is alive - her death hasn't happened yet. I hadn't thought it would be rewound by years, though. The size decrease would imply that those PCs in Chapter Two are children again (or smaller children if they already are). Louie and Jill are different ages, though, so it still doesn't make sense. Maybe our characters were younger all along, or something.
You know I thought the same thing at first, but I was wrong too. Keep trying though. I'll give you a gold star for effort.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:47 pm
by Hammond
It'l ok suicide. I was carrying someone the next thing I knew all the flesh peeled off my bones, and I was a creature with blades for hands. :o I sliced and diced the poor kid I was carrying, and was no longer in control of my character. :( Couldn't think of a cooler way to loose a character though. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:52 pm
by Piano man
Mr. Handy wrote:I don't have a time machine now, but I know how to get one. I'll make it my mission in life to build or otherwise acquire one, and when I do I'll come back in time to this moment and give it to myself.

Hmm, it's not here. Wait for it...wait for it...Blast! This sort of thing worked in the Bill and Ted movies. I bet my future self is slacking. Er, is going to slack. Whatever. I'm going to have to have a word with him, but since I don't have a time machine (gee, thanks a lot, future me!) I'll have to wait until I become him. Then I'll probably understand that he must have had a good excuse and we'll make up. I can't stay mad at myself forever.
Dammit I thought we had something there. Thanks for getting my hopes up. Wait.....is that you now......no dam. :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:55 pm
by Mr. Handy
SuAside wrote:by mathematical logic,
=> 8.5 is up &
< 8.4999999 is down
That's what I'd think, but I wanted to make sure that's how Laraqua's handling it. Lionel does have Siz 10, and if it dropped to 8 that would give him a -1d4 DB if he makes it to Chapter Two (though he'd lose an HP no matter what). He's probably got much further to go than Sarah does, however. Sarah has Siz 11, which would drop to 9.35 and round off to 9 if she survives to Chapter Two, so she'd definitely get a negative DB.
Piano man wrote: You know I thought the same thing at first, but I was wrong too. Keep trying though. I'll give you a gold star for effort.
Woohoo! A gold star! 8-) Well, there's still my original theory that we are already dead. If that's the case, nothing really has to make sense.
Piano man wrote: Dammit I thought we had something there. Thanks for getting my hopes up. Wait.....is that you now......no dam. :P
I still don't know why my future self decided to let me down, so I've given up on the whole time machine thing...

Oh.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:04 pm
by Piano man
Mr. Handy wrote:Woohoo! A gold star! Well, there's still my original theory that we are already dead. If that's the case, nothing really has to make sense.
Again I thought that too and was wrong. I know what I'm not, but don't know what I am. I hope that's confusing. Like I said after my first post in chapter two. My hat is off to the Keeper I didn't see that one coming. Don't worry by the time you get to chapter 2 I'll either have it all figured out or I'll be dead. If Jill's abusive husband shows up I might be in Jail. I'll kill him if he lays a hand on her. He may be shy, but he's the type that can't stand by and watch a man hit a woman.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:15 pm
by Mr. Handy
I hear you. Sarah would try to stop him too, though she'd probably use her pepper spray on him. She can't stand men who abuse women. Considering her own background, she'd really identify with Jill if she knew about her husband. It would also be interesting if Sarah makes it to Chapter Two and Lyle puts in an appearance.

Image

"Oh, great... *shudder*"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:29 pm
by Piano man
Louie will be recruiting members of the WTF club to battle whatever the hell is haunting us.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:33 pm
by ImpInTraining
Frank Castle wrote:
ImpInTraining wrote:I still think it's something akin to Silent Hill.

So about this penis tattoo ... do they numb the area first or do you have to get 2-sheets-to-the-wind drunk first?
If you get drunk before a tattoo, you bleed profusely. Been there, done that, and got a t-shirt. Damn near bled out on my first. Some parlors I have been to will not work on you if they smell alcohol or think you have been drinking "heavily".
So what do you suggest, Angel Dust?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:44 am
by Andrew
lol, I think angel dust would hype you up, maybe smoke a joint or two, that'd mellow you out... or make you Paranoid and then you'll wind up thinking you're playing a game of Paranoia which then you can just skip the joints and play a game of Paranoia instead... like on a certain website I know about.

How's that for a not so sutle plug? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:31 am
by ImpInTraining
:D Then you could kill the Tattooist for being a Traitor and marring bodies with his Commie propaganda.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:26 am
by trixie
Yes that was SO not-so-subtle....Paranoia sounds really cool, Imp. But I'm full up on games, otherwise I'd be in for sure.

(It's posted in Non-play@YSDC for all those who want to check it out...it looks AWESOME...as most games Imp runs are... :) )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:29 am
by ImpInTraining
Well... awesome? :oops: I'd settle for above mediocre.

Actually, I can't take the credit. The players are what make the games enjoyable. I just give them some options, say yes, no, or throw obstacles in their path.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:00 pm
by Frank Castle
ImpInTraining wrote:
Frank Castle wrote:
ImpInTraining wrote:I still think it's something akin to Silent Hill.

So about this penis tattoo ... do they numb the area first or do you have to get 2-sheets-to-the-wind drunk first?
If you get drunk before a tattoo, you bleed profusely. Been there, done that, and got a t-shirt. Damn near bled out on my first. Some parlors I have been to will not work on you if they smell alcohol or think you have been drinking "heavily".
So what do you suggest, Angel Dust?
Well actually Angel Dust would be better than alcohol. The alcohol thins your blood, makes for a very messy and wet session. Since tattoo artists are usually not trained EMTs they usually prefer to keep blood loss to a minimum. While bleeding is part of the process, alcohol thinned blood can double the amount lost in the session. My theory has always been that regardless of "where" you want the tattoo, if you feel that you have to dampen the sensation of pain, then do not get the tattoo. Part of the history of the tattoo is the ability to suck the pain up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:46 pm
by trixie
Angel Dust on tatty day? Youch....I can't imagine wigging out to the feel of the needle after angel dust. Too much! I still say a couple of joints would do it....no need to be too wasted unless you're tattying the poor ol schlong down below. :shock: Then I could see wanting to be out of your mind.

Three tatties for me...I have to say I 'sucked up' the pain, stone cold sober for all of them, but one of them I passed out because I wasn't breathing. But to be honest, after the skin is numbed a bit it stopped hurting. By the end of it I didn't feel in pain at all, it was no biggy, and turned around and got my third the same day. You men :roll: ....seriously you're not used to pain. We women can endure hours of pain on end.....you men get a little tattoo and you freak right out! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:15 pm
by Andrew
trixie wrote:you men get a little tattoo and you freak right out! :lol:
Not ah. I only have two and that's just because I have other priorities or else I'd have a LOT more. I agree, once the skin goes numb, it's all downhill but the wait. That's what gets me, having to sit still.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:16 pm
by Piano man
I think that I'm going to get a full body tattoo of myself, only taller and more ripped.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:00 am
by trixie
Meeooow!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:38 am
by Mr. Handy
That would be a neat trick, having a tattoo on your body that's taller than you are. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:05 am
by Laraqua
Yo yo! It's my birthday!

*dances*

Who's birthday?!

Mah Birthday!

Who's birthday?

MAH BIRTHDAY!!!

And don't y'all forget it.

And psst: SuAside, some things you just can't dodge... There was a trick to it. Let's see if the others figure it out before they die a slow and painful death. You bowing out the game now your character dead or you gonna pick up someone new?

And once more: Who's birthday?

Mah birthday!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:07 am
by imme
Happy Birthday!
(...Uh, it is yours today, right? ;) )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:08 am
by Mr. Handy
Happy Birthday, Laraqua! :mrgreen: :D 8-)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:08 am
by Laraqua
:o

You knew?

How'd you knew?

Who told you?

Was it Pianoman?

That chump! :roll:

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:19 am
by Mr. Handy
I made you a cake!

Image

Well, okay it's a picture of a cake, and I didn't make it, I copied it off the Internet, but it's the thought that counts! :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:30 am
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote::o

You knew?

How'd you knew?

Who told you?

Was it Pianoman?

That chump! :roll:

:lol:
Hey I'm not a chump. :o :lol:

Happy Birthday Laraqua.

How much do you wiegh? :P

I heard it's impolite to as a woman her age. :oops: :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:34 am
by Laraqua
72 kilograms. I lost 3 kilograms in the past 3 weeks. Yay for diet and exercise.

And I'm 22.

You can tell because the little section at the bottom of c4xtc's homepage says so. (http://www.c4xtc.com )

I wants more birthday goodies! And presents!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:40 am
by Piano man
Wow a woman who tells the truth. Remember trixie is only 19.....and Louie is sophisticated and debonaire. Well congrats on losing the wieght. I think I found it. That will be my present. I won't give it back.....you know with shipping and everything that gets expensive.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:08 am
by trixie
Image

Here's mah birthday present to Laraqua....how bout an online toast....

Here's to Laraqua! *clinks glasses* Cheers!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:17 am
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:And psst: SuAside, some things you just can't dodge... There was a trick to it.
there's always a trick, but finding it, therein lies the rub!
Laraqua wrote:Let's see if the others figure it out before they die a slow and painful death. You bowing out the game now your character dead or you gonna pick up someone new?
i dunno. havent thought about it yet. will have to think about what kind of char i'd want in the first place.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:45 am
by ImpInTraining
Well happy birthday Laraqua. I hope it is thoroughly enjoyable for you and you get all the stuff you've been hoping for.

-------------

Ok, Angel Dust is probably a bad idea, because I could see you sitting there, none-so-patiently as you get your tattoo, then grab the needle out of his hand and jab it in his eye as you scream "MY TURN!"

Maybe just get bombed on some good ole Mary Jane.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:50 am
by ImpInTraining
Say Laraqua, am I in chapter 2? Should I take off that size you were mentioning from my character?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:27 pm
by Piano man
I can answer that imp. Yes reduce your size by 15%. It will make total sense when you hear why. For now just do it. I can't say any more than that without feeling the rath of the mighty keeper.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:38 pm
by paradys
ok, we're playing in a series of parallel universes, and each one fits inside the other like a series of russian dolls?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:15 pm
by Piano man
I was thinking along the same lines. I'm far from having this figured out, but that seems like as good a theory as any I have heard.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:57 pm
by Frank Castle
Could be a mixture of a couple of different genre locations, one being the many interlaced worlds of the dark tower series from King, with a smidgen of Silent Hill thrown in for good measure. Of course, since I am waiting to join the game, I have only read the threads for everyone and the chit-chat.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:53 pm
by ImpInTraining
But if we are all reduced in size to fit into a smaller universe... then wouldn't the universe also be reduced in size, making the size reduction a moot point? It's all relative.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:03 pm
by ImpInTraining
Piano man wrote:I can answer that imp. Yes reduce your size by 15%. It will make total sense when you hear why. For now just do it. I can't say any more than that without feeling the rath of the mighty keeper.
Ok, thanks... for now I'll assume I'm in chapter 2 since I ended up some oily slick in chapter 1. Hey, I wonder if that's the 15% of size that we lost.

Changes made.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:41 am
by trixie
ImpInTraining wrote: Ok, Angel Dust is probably a bad idea, because I could see you sitting there, none-so-patiently as you get your tattoo, then grab the needle out of his hand and jab it in his eye as you scream "MY TURN!"

Maybe just get bombed on some good ole Mary Jane.
Good ol' Mary Jane would be a safe bet I think....every time Angel Dust and I were involved...it wound up in strolls through random parks at 3 am...I could never sit still. I think a tatty would be the very last thing on my list...especially because the tattoo would likely begin to talk and appear like strange things....you'd wind up sticking your nose an inch away just to trip out on it.....

and yah the whole 'my turn' thing....I chortled good at that one!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:50 am
by Laraqua
Hehe, you took Angel Dust? You're full of surprises.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:10 am
by trixie
Hey! This ain't my first rodeo!! 8-) ha ha

Does that really surprise you? :oops:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:27 am
by ImpInTraining
Never did get to see hallucinations during my college experimentations. :( It just wasn't the 60's anymore.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:56 pm
by Piano man
trixie wrote:Hey! This ain't my first rodeo!! 8-) ha ha

Does that really surprise you? :oops:
This shocks the hell out of me. You think you know someone and bam. You get blindsided.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:53 pm
by SuAside
well, a horror universe where poor virgins like Jason die first sure are weird! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:12 pm
by paradys
ImpInTraining wrote:But if we are all reduced in size to fit into a smaller universe... then wouldn't the universe also be reduced in size, making the size reduction a moot point? It's all relative.
:oops: well, now i feel a bit of a dunce

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:42 pm
by trixie
A dunce......ha ha

Paradys you crack me up!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:02 pm
by paradys
well, i'm happy to amuse you

of course everthings funny when your stoned trixie you waster!

anyway for general entertainment here is my belated birthday present to laraqua - a cthulhuesque tale of horror by legendary english band The Fall.

http://www.mediafire.com/?5t91ggvnezm

fed with waste from the disposal barges...this hideous replica..

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:50 pm
by Piano man
Just for the record. I'm coming to Trixie's defense. Her stories are about when she was young. :o She's a clean cut upstanding member of society now. :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:45 am
by Laraqua
Now that I know is false!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:55 am
by trixie
:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:59 am
by trixie
BARFTASTIC!!!!

Brianna and Ronald just stepped on the broken bloody remains of Jason? *wretches* And the smell of cooked meat in the air?? DON'T KILL US!!!!

Brianna was sniffing the air and thinking the smell was a tantalizing aroma of yummy turkey with gravy.....now I have to tell her the thansgiving feast is cancelled....she's eating Jason!!!! BARF!!!! :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:16 am
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote:Now that I know is false!
Compared to her youth it's not, but your right she still likes to have fun. At least you stay young that way.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:19 am
by Laraqua
Who's up for a Jason buffet?

Who'll be next, Ronald or Brianna?

Or will those on the helicopter ride all the way to the ground?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:28 am
by Piano man
I'll take the Leroy kabob for a hundred please.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:05 am
by paradys
laraqua, awesome.

and trixie isnt really a waster, shes just a normal healthy girl imo. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:14 am
by SuAside
trixie wrote:BARFTASTIC!!!!

Brianna and Ronald just stepped on the broken bloody remains of Jason? *wretches* And the smell of cooked meat in the air?? DON'T KILL US!!!!

Brianna was sniffing the air and thinking the smell was a tantalizing aroma of yummy turkey with gravy.....now I have to tell her the thansgiving feast is cancelled....she's eating Jason!!!! BARF!!!! :shock:
cooked meat? more like roasted.

and i hope you find the solution to the problem you're now faced with, cuz i sure as hell couldn't with Jason. (and still cant figure it out now that i know Jason's demise)

at least you're armed, but i doubt that'll matter much if Laraqua sets her mind on some juicy roasted Brianna limbs or BBQ'ed Ronald giblets.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:29 pm
by trixie
Armed? ahh....nope. Not armed. Unless you call a big tin of raspberry jam being armed?

I would like to say we have it figured out, but I know that's not the truth. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:34 pm
by trixie
And I think my character's barf more than anyone else's just so y'all know.....lol

Kiara barfed in tle.....Brianna barfed after Ronald stuck his finger down her throat.....now Dahlia's barfing in the helicopter.

Personally I think it's hilarious....but Laraqua's said before I'm just so mean to my characters...... :twisted:




Maybe I just like the drama :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:09 pm
by Frank Castle
The fun would be to put your characters in a room full of sympathy pukers. Now that would be funny.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:41 pm
by Mr. Handy
So far Sarah is the only character of mine who has barfed. She threw up in the ambulance, though she had a very good reason.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:01 am
by DSIGFUSS
The fun would be to put your characters in a room full of sympathy pukers. Now that would be funny.

It would be like in Stand Pie me at the pie eating contest.

hahah!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:15 am
by trixie
Pie??? :lol:



I think you mean Stand By me?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:51 am
by Laraqua
You'll hate yourselves (and me) when you figure it out. Not that it isn't still a potentially lethal encounter even when you know the trick. So don't worry, you're not missing an 'out', just a weapon. Of course, it is trickier since you're not really seeing what your characters see.

And yeah, Brianna and Ronald will probably die... :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:53 am
by Mr. Handy
Of course, if you were seeing what your characters see, you would lose Sanity points!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:30 am
by Laraqua
Thanks for the summary, Mr. Handy. You rock! Very nice IC description of everything. Kudos.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:43 am
by Laraqua
Chapter One exp passed out.
Chapter Two to come.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:42 am
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Armed? ahh....nope. Not armed. Unless you call a big tin of raspberry jam being armed?

I would like to say we have it figured out, but I know that's not the truth. :?
ah, well, havent been reading your thread, except the post mentioned in chitchat about Jason's corpse. but earlier in chitchat you also mentioned a shotgun so i assumed you two would still have it.

as for a tin of raspberry jam? haha, Mr Handy can tell you that a tin (of red beans i think it was) can be quite handy when you need to smash a zombie's head ;) haha... Zombie Apocalypse for the win!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:01 pm
by trixie
SuAside wrote: ah, well, havent been reading your thread, except the post mentioned in chitchat about Jason's corpse. but earlier in chitchat you also mentioned a shotgun so i assumed you two would still have it.
Nope...the shotgun only had one round. Just enough to blow the doctor's head off 8-)
suaside wrote: as for a tin of raspberry jam? haha, Mr Handy can tell you that a tin (of red beans i think it was) can be quite handy when you need to smash a zombie's head ;) haha... Zombie Apocalypse for the win!
Thanks for the tip....that might actually come in handy! (pun very much intended btw...) ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:05 pm
by Andrew
Worse come to worse though you can use the shotgun like a club... if you still have it that is.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:10 pm
by trixie
Well, we were kinda dragged in bindings to where we are now...our characters were raped of all personal belongings that would make any sense and be useful in any way....

So ya no shotgun. No flashlight til the keeper finally took pity on us (in the same moment we came face to face with zombie children....)

Personally I think we're humped. :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:02 pm
by Andrew
Sounds that way unless a helicopter comes out of the sky suddenly and a handsome man comes in blasting those zombies. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:31 pm
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote:Thanks for the summary, Mr. Handy. You rock! Very nice IC description of everything. Kudos.
You're welcome, Laraqua! It was fun to write that and the dream sequence, though they took a while to write. I had to go back and make changes because people were posting in the thread while I was in the middle of them! It was definitely worth it though.
SuAside wrote:
trixie wrote:Armed? ahh....nope. Not armed. Unless you call a big tin of raspberry jam being armed?

I would like to say we have it figured out, but I know that's not the truth. :?
ah, well, havent been reading your thread, except the post mentioned in chitchat about Jason's corpse. but earlier in chitchat you also mentioned a shotgun so i assumed you two would still have it.

as for a tin of raspberry jam? haha, Mr Handy can tell you that a tin (of red beans i think it was) can be quite handy when you need to smash a zombie's head ;) haha... Zombie Apocalypse for the win!
That was a great scene (I believe the can contained tomatoes), and Flip's shining moment. Ah, there's nothing like being locked inside a walk-in fridge with a zombie that isn't quite as dead as everyone thought. :twisted: Flip rolled a natural 1 on that attack too, thus making the outcome even gorier.
spoiler wrote:Too bad that can didn't help him against that grenade. :(
As for the shotgun, Ronald took it and threw it in the corner after Brianna blew away the doc. Then Louie picked it up and brained Ronald into unconsciousness with it. Louie kept the shotgun afterwards.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:20 am
by trixie
Andrew wrote:Sounds that way unless a helicopter comes out of the sky suddenly and a handsome man comes in blasting those zombies. :)
It's Super Cael to the rescue....with his death defying, eyelash batting sidekick, Dahlia! :lol:

Thinks Dahlia to herself, *sigh* I thought Joel was cute til I met my heeeeeroooo! tee hee hee!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:47 am
by Mr. Handy
Sarah never mentioned the cinemaplex, she just said the survivors were across the street from the hospital. Before I post, are you sure Blackworth really said that, or does he not actually possess that knowledge?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:56 am
by Laraqua
He does mention it. :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:50 am
by ImpInTraining
Can I ask a silly question? Of course I can. Whether or not it gets answered is another story.

I see we have two sub-boards (Chapter 1 and Chapter 2) ... but we're not using them. What are they for? Future use? Maybe filter all the old threads into there as a storage bin?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:16 am
by Piano man
Louie shudders :shock: ........I see dead people :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:50 pm
by trixie
IT'S AAAALIIIIIIIIIVE!!! :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:05 am
by Laraqua
Its for when I remember how put threads in them. :oops:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:14 am
by ImpInTraining
Ah, I see... well, good luck with that. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:51 am
by Laraqua
Damnit all to hell! That woulda been cool but then Trixie arrives and may post to break the spell.

Tee hee! I like doing that with characters. Ensorcelling them for valid reasons - a daze that breaks once the player returns. I get to put in clues without majorly hampering the players.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:26 am
by trixie
What'd I do now? Huh?? :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:34 am
by Laraqua
Up to you to decide your way.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:39 am
by trixie
Choose your own adventure?? :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:47 am
by Laraqua
More like choose your own poison! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:02 am
by Laraqua
I just realised that technically both Andrew - Cael and the DO NOT READ threads are Chapter 2, even if they differ quite a bit qualitatively. I would like people to keep to their own designated symbol. Leroy, Louie, Jill and Joel's threads will be prefaced with a NOR. NORs may read NORs. Andrew-Cael's thread will be called ASH. ASHs may read ASH.

Chapter 1 threads, of which there are still a few, will be a free read for all.

And to congratulate those for sticking with us and because of the impressive post counts, I will reward you all with a potentially more dramatic skill point increase.

Those who have played in the beginning gain three sets of skill increases (Mr.Handy, SuAside for his new character).
Those who started play a fair while ago gain two sets of skill increases (Impintraining, Trixie).
Who who started play recently or who were gone awhile gain one set of skill increase (Andrew, jTULL).

This is how it works.
Select three skills that have been used in this campaign (if not rolled for).

If it is currently set at 40% or below, you may roll a 1d10 and add it to the score.
If it is currently set at 70% to 41%, you may roll a 1d6 and add it to the score.
If it is currently set at 99% to 71%, you may roll a 1d4 and add it to the score.

Report here what was increased and modify your own character sheets accordingly.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:12 am
by Laraqua
Also, I feel ill. The hay fever, allergies, whatever that come over me in Springtime in the city have made me feel like I have a head cold. Sneezing keeps me awake at night, my joints feel woozy, snotty nose, and itchy allergic face... Ah, back in the country I didn't have these problems. I wonder what grows East of the city that does this to me?

Boy do I wish I felt better! Got a research report due on Thursday and another one the Thursday after.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:15 am
by Mr. Handy
Woohoo! 8-) I take it that Trixie and I each get increases for both of our characters. I rolled rather poorly for Sarah, but Lionel's rolls were excellent!

We're in Chapter 2, then? Does this mean I can read the post you made in "I'm Thinking About Running A Game..." for Chapter 2 of Ash, or is that still off limits?

Sarah's skill increases: http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1307408
Medicine increases from 56 to 58
Persuade increases from 27 to 28
Psychology increases from 40 to 45

Lionel's skill increases: http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1307417
Fist/Punch increases from 53 to 58
Medicine increases from 70 to 76
Persuade increases from 15 to 25

I hope you feel better soon!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:21 am
by Laraqua
Nope, that's a NOR post, not an ASH one.

Anywho, unfortunately, Lionel is still in Chapter 1 but as that will be sorted very soon - I think he's the only PC there at the moment, I'll let it slide.

jTull is still in Chapter 1 and shouldn't do the stats just yet nor should DSIGFUSS or Brianna, who are all far from Chapter 2.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:41 am
by ImpInTraining
If permitted... I'd like to raise my knife and club skill, but I'm not sure what they start at off the top of my head. Rolled pretty crappy too. :P

knife / club (1d10=5, 1d10=1)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:43 pm
by Andrew
Skill Increase (1d6=1)

I hate that website.

Raising handgun buy one point.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:13 pm
by trixie
*Dancing my 1,000 post dance!!!!!* :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:23 pm
by paradys
skill increases woody hoo!

leroy adds 6% to axe, 6% to dodge and 2% to sneak

http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?=1308036

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:19 am
by Mr. Handy
Knife and Club both start out at 25%. It appears that if you've used them in the adventure so far (whether or not you had to make a roll), you can apply the increases to them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:04 am
by trixie
I'm clarifying so that I fully understand....
laraqua wrote: Select three skills that have been used in this campaign (if not rolled for).
In this case I select two, given the specifications of who earned three, two or one?

And second question, I choose skills I haven't used so far. So no adding it on spot hidden or something along those lines, it has to be a skill you haven't actually made a roll for yet? Am I right? And if so, does that entail going through all posts to figure out what you've rolled???

While I'm busy asking questions, does that mean no adding it to skills you didn't already take? Like a base rate skill? Or is that free for the taking?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:13 am
by Mr. Handy
I believe you can add it to skills your character has used, whether or not you've actually made a roll against it. You can also add it to a skill that's still at base level, as long as your character has actually used it. Laraqua already approved my increases. Sarah did make rolls against both Medicine and Psychology, though not against Persuade. However, she could be said to have used it due to her bossing people around efforts at leadership. She never did use Dodge, which is the only reason I haven't assigned any bonus points to it so far. I applied one of Lionel's boosts to Persuade, which had been at base level before (though he had in fact rolled against it, and gotten a critical success - it's only appropriate that he receive a massive 10 point increase!)

In your case, you may apply two skill increases for Dahlia as Laraqua described. Brianna is still in Chapter 1 and so shouldn't get them yet, but if she makes it to Chapter 2 then she will also get two increases at that time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:07 pm
by trixie
thanks! :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:43 am
by ImpInTraining
Well, I didn't use a club or a knife yet... but I didn't use hardly any skills either if you think about it. This isn't a typical game in the sense of using skills, checking the skills, and checking to see if those skills increase. We've deviated way off the beaten path of character advancement, far as that goes.

Laraqua didn't stipulate we had to use them on skills that we already used once or twice, so if she doesn't mind... I'm going to put them in club and knife.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:03 am
by Laraqua
Dahlia may also choose to raise skills in those 'other' skills I mentioned in that PM.

Knife and Club, huh? Hmm... You technically used neither. Personally, I'd suggest Sneak, anyhow. Joel could certainly use some more of that. You also did something with electronics? can't remember what, and you could easily read up on that and gain it. In Ch.2, such skills will come in heaps handy. For Knife and Club, I'll retroactively grant them but you'll need to spend some IC time pumping them up.

And yeah, character advancement is chaotic in this game. Like everything else...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:13 am
by Mr. Handy
trixie wrote:thanks! :)
You're welcome! By the way, I was just playing Urban Dead and noticed a character named NurseTrix whose real name was listed as Trixie. Yours by any chance?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:17 am
by Laraqua
I believe Trixie is her character name from Coffeedemon's game back when she was a newbie. Her real name is different. still it might be her.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:21 am
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote:I believe Trixie is her character name from Coffeedemon's game back when she was a newbie. Her real name is different. still it might be her.
Nope that's not her. Just to be clear my name isn't piano man either. Wish I could change that one. I don't even play the piano. It's also from my first game with Coffee Demon.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:33 am
by Laraqua
You ever speak to Carnage_Lee on that? Probably can change it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:57 am
by Piano man
Meh I'll keep piano man. That's how everyone knows me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:32 am
by Mr. Handy
Well, I think I've figured out what the deal must be with Chapter 2 now - thanks to those lucky rolls of mine and a certain picture of an air raid warden that just popped up in the NPC thread. Sounds like Lionel just got there. No wonder Sarah's call couldn't get through. Probably for the best, though. Can you imagine the roaming charges for making a call back in time?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:37 am
by Laraqua
1 skill point for Mr. Handy for recognising the Air Raid Warden picture.
1 skill point for SuAside for information on the gun the female soldier is carrying.

I gave Andrew 1 skill point for his character history.

I figure player cleverness/attentiveness should be rewarded as well.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:39 am
by Laraqua
Oh yeah, and shame you got no pals. Lionel's all alone! The only HFer here.

Ah well, Ronald *might* survive. Brianna's got a good chance. Perhaps they can HF it too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:25 am
by ImpInTraining
Really wasn't much opportunity to use very many skills in chapter 1, was there? I recall trying to use the computer, and finding out it was corroded at the wires... then the story progressed not giving me any chance to make good with the computer attempt... not that it would have mattered much because I'm sure the environmental controls were pretty trashed. The only skills I can recall using was sneaking and spotting skills, and the electronic attempt (and failure) at the top of the stairs.

Since Joel had no weapon skills, and recently went through a day-full of horror treating knives as his best friend, I thought it would be in character for him to give more attention to those skills he could use to protect himself. He certainly has a reason... even if he didn't have any opportunity. What's to say he wasn't practicing in their spare time?

However... since you've decided to limit skill advancements to skills used, I'll be happy to treat this like any other Cthulhu game and go out of my way to seek reasons to attempt to use each of my skills available. I just felt that would be taking a bit of the embiance away from the story... because my focus won't be on the story... it'll be on utilizing my skills as best I can.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:29 am
by Laraqua
I said you could take them onboard. Just try to learn them in your characters' next 28 hours or so. Just to give an in-game reason.

I was simply suggesting Sneak because it's a potent skill. It doesn't need to be something you rolled, just something you actually might have improved. Someone who never touched a gun shouldn't be able to improve them in a session (without very special circumstances).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:38 pm
by trixie
Dahlia is improving psychometry (added 5, she's now at pow 6)

And psychology , added 9, she's now at 14.

If you want the rolls, they are posted in the character thread.

Btw...while we're talking about this, if Dahlia is wanting to find out more about body language etc, would it be a psychology or psychoanalysis roll? Hopefully I've improved the right one. For instance, when the two soldiers spoke to one another, which would I use to be in the loop on their relationship (oh that sounded bad...oops)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:53 pm
by Mr. Handy
That would be Psychology. Psychoanalysis is for bringing people out of temporary insanity as well as for long term treatment of mental illness and Sanity recovery over the course of months. Sarah and Lionel have both of those skills.

I love the HF section, by the way (and I know what it stands for)! I should be able to post there again this evening. I hope Ronald and Brianna both make it there. I don't think the meaning of the initials is really such a major spoiler, but just in case:
spoiler wrote:HF stands for Home Front. Much of the material in here probably comes from the monograph Laraqua is working on about WWII Britain. My best guess for NOR is that it stands for No One Read.
Does my bonus skill point apply for Lionel only, or could I give it to Sarah? Also, is that restricted to skills I've used, or can I put it in anything?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:57 am
by Laraqua
Can be used for Sarah.

Psychometry is POW x 1. It's not a skill that starts at 1. Your POW is an attribute and is likely higher than 6. Say with Maksim (My character from Masks) has a POW of 14. With a roll of 5 would give him 19.

And yeah, Impintraining, there's not a lot of chance to improve skills or one's character. This is a very clumsy game with exp so I should hang it a bit more loose and fast which is why I opened it to any conceivable use. Technically, if you went looking for those pill bottles with Nurse Sarah, you could up Pharmacy. If you saw First Aid performed, you could up that. I don't mind if people wanna hold onto their skill increase rolls and cash them in later. It's the least I can do for my clumsy rules-hauling.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:06 am
by Mr. Handy
Cool, thanks. I'll bank my bonus point for a while then, possibly until just before I need to make an important roll. I don't suppose it can be applied retroactively if I miss a roll by 1? ;)

Dahlia has an 11 POW, so this would increase her Psychometry skill to 16.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:28 am
by Laraqua
Bored, bored, bored! I hate homework!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:12 am
by Laraqua
I must admit I'm doing better with NPCs now. They all seem so much more like people to me.

I suppose that now things have diversified more, I'll allow conversation and quotes from the various types. You can't READ other people's threads from different initials, but you may discuss them OOC. The distinction isn't arbitrary, it's a lot harder to not make assumptions based on waht your character might think when you've actually read what happened, rather than when you've heard some half-coherent ramble.

I don't what Chit-Chat to die because amusing quotes and observations can't be shared.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:29 am
by trixie
Well then....just for the record....Blackwell is a dish. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:31 pm
by Andrew
I think Blackworth is an asshole, I understand who he is and where he's coming from but I still think he's an ass. At the risk of getting my character killed, I was half tempted just to try and shoot him.

Now Cael works for him. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:05 pm
by trixie
and you seem OVER JOYED......lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:27 pm
by Andrew
I am! Friend Blackworth has shown me the way to enlightment. He is all powerful you know. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:52 pm
by trixie
So what was your reaction to Dahlia touching a finger on your gun and then sticking her tongue out while your eyes were closed? Did you laugh or did it piss you off?

And she might just have to take 'Friend Blackworth' down herself if he continues to act so strangely. Odd the way you talk about him now....hmmm.......

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:32 pm
by Andrew
I thought the whole thing with Dahlia was funny. I could see my kids easily doing the same thing. In fact as a kid I did something close when my dad told me I couldn't touch his beer, when he wasn't looking I grabbed it and took a sip. I had just put it back when he turned around, I just smiled knowingly at him. He never found out.

As for Blackworth... he is our friend and we should do everything he tells us to do. Friend Blackworth is a most trusted man and would never lead us into harm. He loves all of us like his own children. Cael and I had a conversation and we both agreed we would defend Blackworth until the end of our lives, so strong is our bond with him.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:05 am
by trixie
Oh, he found out. Of that I'm sure....he just figured the taste alone was punishment enough! ha ha

Seriously Cael, Dahlia's wigging out here. I'm trying to talk her out of it but she's convinced you're a cult member now. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:45 am
by Laraqua
Image

"I may look similar to unassuming British prince, but in reality I am the prince of my domain and you will bow to me. You will even like it. You just don't know it yet. I know your thoughts, your dreams, your fantasies..." He clears his throat and gestures Sarah towards the four-poster bed adorned with ties ready for limb-tying and Cael towards a wicked military helicopter and Dahlia toward Joel. "I can fulfil your desires but only if you fulfil mine!"

Cackles evilly!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:50 am
by Mr. Handy
Image

"Eeeeeek!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:12 am
by trixie
Dahlia towards Joel??? wtf???
_____________________________
Dahlia looks up at Blackworth, arms crossed, a catty smile playing on her lips.

"Oh go on!" she says, slapping his arm. "You're only teasing after all." She rolls her eyes, "Like we don't know that!"

She walks a step away from him, then turns back, "And if it's a fight you want, you'll lose. That we're sure of already!" She puffs out her chest and straightens her 4'11" stature to stand full. "Right Sarah?"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:33 am
by Piano man
Louie looks around.

What's going on here? I thought I took the red pill.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:41 am
by Laraqua
:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:52 am
by Laraqua
http://www.dstl.gov.uk/about_us/index.php

My golly, even I wanna get a job there... *sigh* Why couldn't I have gotten into an actual science instead of *bleh* psychology? If only I'd been good at maths and chemistry...

I hate my career path. How much more gender stereotyped can you get? And it doesn't even look like it works.

Oh, to be a chemist or some other in-demand career path!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:59 am
by Laraqua
Image

"Do you really expect me to believe in time travel, doctor? Who are you?"

Lionel produces psychic paper to convince them.

Y'know, I wonder if Lionel himself is the inspiration for the Doctor, hmm?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:07 am
by Mr. Handy
Ah, but the Doctor would never try to deliberately rewrite Earth's history. Still, one never knows. ;) I had Captain Jack Harkness and Torchwood in mind, actually. Technically, Lionel is younger than Captain Jack, but he looks older.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:04 am
by Laraqua
Ahh, Torchwood and Doctor Who. Need to watch more of them.

Oh yeah, if you happen to see a kid in a gas mask who casually enquires whether you're his mummy ... you'd better, uh, well, yeah...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:27 am
by Mr. Handy
I know, don't let him touch me and run like hell. 8-) Or as the second Doctor (in the original series) was fond of saying: "When I say 'run,' run. Run!" I've been a Whovian since the very early 1980's, when Tom Baker was still the Doctor. I like the original show better than the new one, but the new one is still very good. Torchwood is good too, but not as good as Doctor Who. I'm glad I've got cable so I can watch them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:21 am
by Laraqua
"Are you my mummy?"
After my little sister watched that episode, she kept saying that to EVERYONE, looking all creepy and all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:00 am
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:
"Are you my mummy?"
After my little sister watched that episode, she kept saying that to EVERYONE, looking all creepy and all.
awesome :)

did you get her a gasmask for christmas?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:38 am
by Laraqua
I really, really should have. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:30 am
by Piano man
Chapter two is crazy. Louie is having a blast acting like an asshole.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:43 am
by Mr. Handy
Wish I could read it, but that's the one section I can't. Welcome back, OathinBlood! I'm glad Carson is back in Not Our Reality or whatever it is.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:39 am
by trixie
Piano man wrote:Chapter two is crazy. Louie is having a blast acting like an asshole.
Oh...you mean....acting like a janitor.

I still wish that would catch on. I know I know....british speak.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:15 am
by Laraqua
Sometime in the future, I'll have finished the Home Front monograph. It'll have very little in the way of adventures - more a few dozen mundane and supernatural encounters, though a few more Mythos beasties. The only catch is that I need advice on the lay-out, what parts are a slog to read through, what's good and what's bad. The offer is for anyone who plays in Ash (or The Last Express). The offer is good for about the first five or six people to register interest (yeah, I know I know, odds of getting that much interest is slim).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:23 am
by Laraqua
Gah! 4:52 PM here and everyone over there is in bed now. Nooooooo... I don't wanna do my homework.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:28 am
by paradys
chapter two is fun. ive got a feeling that paranoid leroy is gonna be a lot more entertaining than strong silent but slightly confused leroy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:52 am
by Laraqua
Well, I'm just halfway cleaning out my Inbox as it kept going over for the past week. 100 pruned away so far. No wonder I can't ever find anything in there! And this, I have to do every couple months.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:23 am
by Laraqua
Trixie: Damnit, Brianna's surrounded by janitors. First she gets her face burned, then she gets hunted by janitors. Oh well, at least I'm totally beating DSIGFUSS' post count. *dances*

DSIGFUSS: Not for long. Don't you realise I'm a Keeper now? Your advantage will be removed when Ronald kicks Brianna down the stairs as an offering to the scary janitors.

SuAside: At least you're not a roving rotisserie like Jason.

DSIGFUSS: No, but I might be the roving rotisserie's lunch.

TRIXIE: Yum!

SuAside: C'mon Laraqua, we don't talk like that at all.

Laraqua: When the players are away, the Keeper shall play!

Trixie: That's my line. And it's the other way around!

Piano Man: Ah well, at least I was left alone. Lemme just open my PMs ... oh ... dear ... God...

Paradys: What?

Piano Man: Nothing.

Imme: What?

Piano Man: Oh, it has nothing to do with anything. Louie's gonna keep you safe. In the hospital. Away from the military man.

Paradys: Like Cynthia said... Yes!

Piano Man
: *Makes bizarre squeal-like uh-huh*

Imme: What did you see?

Piano Man: *squeaks* Nothing!

DSIGFUSS: You think you've got problems in the hospital. Hopefully the darkness and the wandering around gets you too!

Piano Man: Oh, I think we all have our problems.

Andrew: Nah, I'm pretty good.

Laraqua: Suuure you are. Don't you have an abandoned air base to return to?

Andrew: *glances sidelong* Maybe. But that's okay. I have .50 cal machine guns to fire now.

Mr. Handy: Actually, many Mythos beasts take minimum damage from mundane weapons.

Andrew: *stares straight ahead* Maybe. But that's okay. I have .50 cal machine guns to fire now.

Mr. Handy: What's up with him?

Laraqua: Blackworth told him he'd be safe with the guns.

Impintraining: Wait, so what was it Louie saw?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:43 am
by Laraqua
Oh yeah, Chapter 2ers, transfer your character sheets to the new thread. That way we can weed out the dead naturally.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:48 am
by ImpInTraining
Since I went insane from a mythos-related event, shouldn't I have 5% Cthulhu Mythos now? Or was what we saw not mythos related?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:49 am
by ImpInTraining
BTW - I gave Joel a new picture to reflect his aging. I think it works pretty good with the previous one.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:51 am
by Laraqua
Yeah, you do. What are the rules for that again? don't have my book on me. All others of those who fit the rule, also get.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:38 pm
by Andrew
trixie wrote:
Piano man wrote:Chapter two is crazy. Louie is having a blast acting like an asshole.
Oh...you mean....acting like a janitor.

I still wish that would catch on. I know I know....british speak.
Must be, I have no idea what there is to catch on about being a janitor.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:41 pm
by Laraqua
A certain janitor betrayed a certain few PCs. From then on, janitor became a synonym for ass or asshole. As in...

"I nearly laughed my janitor off..."

"He pinched my janitor!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:47 pm
by Andrew
Okay, I get it, thanks for clearing that up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:49 pm
by Laraqua
Calling all Brits! Calling all Brits!

In Australia, a Woolworths has mostly food with some seeds and magazines - though the Woolworths store may contain other smaller stores.

In America, I'm pretty sure you can pick up anything from a Woolworths! Guns, furniture, everything!

What about in Britain?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:56 pm
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote:A certain janitor betrayed a certain few PCs. From then on, janitor became a synonym for ass or asshole. As in...

"I nearly laughed my janitor off..."

"He pinched my janitor!"
You guys are all janitors. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:24 pm
by Andrew
Hell I remember as a kid, Woolworths was everywhere, they had all kinds of things, some even had a luncheon counter like the one that was in the mall. Try and find a Woolworths in the U.S. now, maybe in the NE part of the country, I wonder if that three story Woolworths is still in New York City???

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:27 pm
by Andrew

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:03 pm
by Laraqua
Here's a CoC story for you.

Two nights ago I went and picked up a nice blue, fluffy blanket off the floor and proceeded into the lounge room. I tossed the blanket over my shoulders and felt an indescribable sting. The agony was tremendous. I sat and whimpered and called for help, glaring at the stinger dangling from my arm. My de facto, bless him, was on the toilet. He came racing out, soon as he could, and plucked it out between two cards.

Turns out, it was a bee stinger without the bee. Somehow, a stinger had torn off the bee and been dropped onto the blanket - or picked up by it - and then it got into me. I'm allergic, but it must have emptied itself out mostly, in transit, and now it's just itchy, tender and with a pustule where it happened.

So yeah, the moral of the story...

bees lurk everywhere...

:shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:07 pm
by Laraqua
Also, Andrew wants to know if folk can swear like troopers. I say go for it.

Any objections?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:13 pm
by SuAside
bees die from the loss of their stinger. so a post mortem assault on your life, shannon. ;)

as for swearing? i always love gunnery sergeant Hartman in FMJ, so go right ahead!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:14 pm
by Laraqua
Bleedin' SuAside bombers!

You sent it, didn't ye?

Gawd, I could use a pasty.

Who else has potato and pumpkin and mince-based pasties?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:20 pm
by paradys
Laraqua wrote:Also, Andrew wants to know if folk can swear like troopers. I say go for it.

Any objections?
fuck no

a typical british woolies, as its usually called, will have confectionery by the front entrance, but no food or groceries, then toys, cds and dvds and computer stuff, then kitchenware and household goods ( mostly accessories, nothing you can't carry out in a shopping basket.)

pumpkin pasties? interesting.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:21 pm
by Laraqua
No ... no food or groceries?

:shock:

I don't think I can comprehend that...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:23 pm
by paradys
dont think they can compete with the supermarkets in that department. they've had to become more of a gift store,

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:26 pm
by Laraqua
And just after I'd described all the tins of food...

Aww hell...

Y'know, in Australia, that's pretty much all they sell. That, holiday decorations, a bit of stationary and many Easter eggs.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:50 pm
by paradys
you could change it to a marks and spencers or a tescos.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:51 pm
by Laraqua
What are those two about?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:56 pm
by paradys
Tesco is a big supermarket chain, mainly food, but also sells its own range of budget clothing.

marks and spencer is similar but aimed more the middle class market with posh nosh and fancy clobber, also selling household goods and giftware.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:58 pm
by Laraqua
We'll make it a Marks and Spencer.

Lucky NOR group seems to be having all the luck. Not a one of you has a hound at your heels just yet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:37 pm
by Andrew
Cool, so swearing is like totally fucking in and we went from a Woolworths to a Marks and Spencer. Let's rock! Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:58 pm
by ImpInTraining
Laraqua wrote:Yeah, you do. What are the rules for that again? don't have my book on me. All others of those who fit the rule, also get.
It's in there with the other 'sanity info'I typed up in that thread for you when you don't have access to your books. ;)
The Link Between Insanity and Cthulhu Mythos

First instance of Mythos-related insanity always adds 5 points to Cthulhu Mythos (and likewise lowers maximum sanity by 5). Each further episode of Mythos-induced insanity each add 1 point to the Cthulhu Mythos skill, and likewise reduce maximum Sanity points.
Thanks for the answer. I'll go ahead and change my Cthulhu Mythos and Max Sanity scores.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:00 pm
by Laraqua
*grumbles* Guess I'd better backlog it all soon.

I'll wait a bit to see if everyone puts up their forms in Chapter 2, though, so I didn't need to wade through dead characters.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:01 pm
by ImpInTraining
SuAside wrote:bees die from the loss of their stinger. so a post mortem assault on your life, shannon. ;)
I thought only honeybees lose their stinger. Strange that one wound up tangled in a blanket. Maybe someone washed it with one of those flowery-smelling fabric softeners.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:14 pm
by SuAside
wasps and so on, don't loose their stingers, no. only bees.

as to how it happened, your guess is as good as mine.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:17 pm
by Laraqua
As good as any, really.

Darn but it hurt! :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:07 pm
by Laraqua
I wonder if Jason will eat Ronald...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:16 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Oh man! Is Jason still coming for Ronald?

Everyone thinks the other world was a dream didn't they. Well here comes Ronald and his 1980's mini pop lyrics with Brianna the shotgun toting ten year old plus a mangled meat smelling Jason hot on his heels ready for WWII baby!


You got to give props to Ronald and Brianna though... The only mofos not to get pinched by the demon kids.


When asked "How did you escape that hell world Ronald? And all those flesh eating ghost kids?"

Ronald replied "I ran like hell Bob! I ran like hell!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:27 pm
by SuAside
so did Jason, and see what good it did him. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:28 pm
by Laraqua
Jason ... what an ideal name for a serial killer...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:38 pm
by DSIGFUSS
SuAside wrote:so did Jason, and see what good it did him. ;)

Yeah but you got caught there meat smelling rotting corpse man.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:42 pm
by SuAside
the really big killers always had 3 names:
- Theodore Robert Bundy
- John Wayne Gacy
- Edward Theodore Gein
- Joseph D. Ball
- William George Bonin
- Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer
- Randy Steven Craft
- Tommy Lynn Sells
- Gerald Eugene Stano

and so on and so forth :p

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:43 pm
by Laraqua
While Ronald has yet to be caught.... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:44 pm
by SuAside
come to think of it, i have 3 names too.

coincidence?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:49 pm
by Laraqua
I have four...

What does that make me?

:cry:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:51 pm
by SuAside
Shannon Elizabeth Esmerelda O'Shay? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:36 pm
by Mr. Handy
Wow, I've got a lot of catching up to do! I'll post IC after I finish reading those threads, then move my character sheets to Chapter 2.

I'm definitely interested in reading your Home Front monograph when it's ready, Laraqua. For some good reading on the British Home Front and time travel, you should read "Night Watch" and "To Say Nothing of the Dog" by Connie Willis if you haven't already, and if you have you should read them again! 8-) For that matter, you can't go wrong reading anything by Connie Willis.

I'm lucky my Inbox isn't even close to getting filled here yet, but I'm sure it'll get that way eventually. On No Mutants Allowed we get much less capacity, and I'm always having to decide what messages I can delete when I need to send a new PM.

So, NOR is in the future? The events of Ash make it seem like there won't be much of a future, but I had suspected that NOR had an alternate history considering that some dead characters are very much alive there and it still might. Maybe NOR is the future that results from the changes our characters cause in HF?

EDIT: Just read in Ronald and Brianna's thread that Ronald didn't look injured. Ronald had a bullet wound in his shoulder and got bumped on the noggin by a certain janitor. Or did those wounds mysteriously heal when they went back in time?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:48 pm
by Laraqua
Intriguing guesses.

Ronald hasn't been injured since waking up in the basement awhile ago. Odd that...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:12 am
by ImpInTraining
SuAside wrote:the really big killers always had 3 names:
Just about everyone has 3 names ... or more in English and American culture. But not all the big killers had three names. Look at Henry McCarty - aka Billy the Kid.

William Burke and William Hare - big in England I believe.

Liu Pengli of China, cousin of the Han Emperor Jing, was quite the big killer too, "go out on marauding expeditions with 20 or 30 slaves or young men who were in hiding from the law, murdering people and seizing their belongings for sheer sport."

Thug Behram of the Thuggee cult in India, murdered 931 victims by strangulation between 1790 and 1830.

just to name a few.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:18 am
by Mr. Handy
Don't forget Elizabeth Bathory, the Blood Countess. She murdered hundreds of virgins and bathed in their blood in the belief that it would keep her young. There are references to her in The Season of Our Discontent, if you're reading that game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:20 am
by OathinBlood
And Ed Gein. Graverobber and murderer, killed people and made things out of them. Human skin lamps, a bowl made out of a skull...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:32 am
by ImpInTraining
I bet he had the best decorated house at Halloween.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:36 am
by Laraqua
:lol:

Impintraining, that comment just made you my hero!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:39 am
by Mr. Handy
I also figured out why the characters who moved into NOR from Chapter 1 lost 15% of their Size - weight loss due to being fed only through an IV while in a coma for three years.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:35 am
by Piano man
ImpInTraining wrote:I bet he had the best decorated house at Halloween.
I wonder if you can get his stuff on ebay. Hand carved bone antiques. :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:13 am
by Laraqua
My bee sting is making me mad with the desire to itch!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:42 am
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote:
SuAside wrote:the really big killers always had 3 names:
Just about everyone has 3 names ... or more in English and American culture.
hehe, i know. just kidding. it's like that in most of the western world.
OathinBlood wrote:And Ed Gein. Graverobber and murderer, killed people and made things out of them. Human skin lamps, a bowl made out of a skull...
Ed Theodore Gein ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:24 pm
by trixie
Ooh! Hallowe'en is coming up. Who's got plans? Who's going trick or treating? (be default or for real...lol) And who's dressing up?

It's a partay! I wanna be something really gross.....freak out the poor little neighborhood kids and see if I can make any of em wet their pants....ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:28 pm
by SuAside
we dont really celebrate that here... well, the stores try to make us, but other than a few commercial events, we dont celebrate that.

we got carnaval instead (but not now obviously)!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:37 pm
by trixie
Ooh! Carnaval! When do they celebrate that? The summer? And is it anything like Carnaval in the US...a drunken mess of floats, dancing and women flashing their.....ahem.....bosoms?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:55 pm
by SuAside
it's begin febr.

and yes, we've got floats (of which 75% are political satire, while others throw candy, fruit and whatnot), drunken hordes of people, and so on.

this is going to hurt my reputation severly, but:
we even have a special day called 'dag van de vuile jeanetten' (very loosely translated: day of the dirty faggot). pretty much the only day in the year where it's considered normal for men to dress up like women. :lol:
also routinely by far the most gruesome day of the carnaval week: throwing water, eggs and flower at people and such.
water+flower = sticky
eggs+flower = goo-y and sticky
water+eggs+flower = Cthulhu-style sanity impairing goo

but other than that, we also have UNESCO recognised carnaval groups, like the Gilles de Binche
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(they're a lot more respectable ofc, no throwing dirty stuff there... they throw oranges)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:12 pm
by trixie
'dag van de vuile jeanetten' ??? Oohh! No fair....we want a day like that in Canada.

*crosses arms and sulks* You europeans get all the fun!

So what did you dress up as? C'mon vuile jeanetten...spill the beans. Were there whips and chains? Or perhaps a white baby doll? hee hee hee

PS You're right..your reputation is ruined....*cackles evilly* :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:39 pm
by SuAside
no comment. Image

though in my defense, that's only after a week of heavy drinking... Image Image Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:01 pm
by trixie
Ah yes! Here you are:

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:D Thanks for pm'ing me that piccie! hee hee

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:20 pm
by SuAside
i'm afraid i must disappoint you, i've only done it once & that was when i was like 18 y.o. (after loosing a bet, even).

since then, i've had a goatee which kinda ruins the get up, regardless of the fake boobs and wig. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:33 pm
by trixie
:lol: Oh this was fun! Hope you don't mind me pushing it well over the line.....

I have a bad habit of ignoring that line entirely. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:06 pm
by SuAside
don't worry, i've got a tough hide. :mrgreen:

though the picture you chose isnt very flattering! :lol:

where did you find those anyway? or is that just how you & Piano Man spend your weekends?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:09 pm
by trixie
Good ol google. :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:23 pm
by SuAside
Trixie teh google mastah! :ugeek:

:twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:45 pm
by Mr. Handy
Actually, I realized that the coma patients would probably have feeding tubes, though they would still lose weight.

I think Ronald and Brianna may have been in the past since they woke up in the darkness.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:17 am
by ImpInTraining
trixie wrote:Ooh! Hallowe'en is coming up. Who's got plans? Who's going trick or treating? (be default or for real...lol) And who's dressing up?
I always use my floating holidays for Halloween ... my favorite holiday, always has been. So yeah, I have a plan, got a costume party to go to. The theme this year is 'zombies' ... we're supposed to learn the entire Thriller dance... but I don't think I'll go that far.
trixie wrote:Ooh! Carnaval! When do they celebrate that? The summer? And is it anything like Carnaval in the US...a drunken mess of floats, dancing and women flashing their.....ahem.....bosoms?
I think you're thinking of Mardi Gras down in New Orleans. That's really the only place where America boasts the flashing of boobs. Oh, sure, it happens in other places as well... but those are more spontaneous. People plan to flash their boobs down in New Orleans.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:47 am
by trixie
ImpInTraining wrote: I always use my floating holidays for Halloween ... my favorite holiday, always has been. So yeah, I have a plan, got a costume party to go to. The theme this year is 'zombies' ... we're supposed to learn the entire Thriller dance... but I don't think I'll go that far.
Oh c'mon...those hip gyrations....throwing your hands up in the air? That would be AWESOME....but I guess I can see your point....Piano man wouldn't do it either. I double dog dare ya though! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:50 am
by Laraqua
Hehe ... I made 'double dog dare you' a more common phrase.
POP QUIZ
1 skill point for all those who are well-versed in relevant horror movies enough to know it. PM me, though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:06 am
by Laraqua
What date is it for you Northern Hemispherites anyway?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:08 am
by Mr. Handy
For almost the next hour it's the 17th for me, then it'll be the 18th.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:09 am
by Laraqua
My God, Mr. Handy! You're in the past! :o

Quickly, I'd better go have a look for the winning tips. That way, when you win money, you can give it to me. I'd better go check my bank to be sure that you've given me my cut today first.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:01 am
by Laraqua
I just submitted my Introduction to Psych Assessment report.

My hands are trembling. I feel weak and a little sick.

Whooooh! Glad to be done with that. :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:13 am
by Andrew
For me it's midnight, 10/18.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:45 am
by ImpInTraining
At home, I'm on Andrew's clock. At work, I'm on England's clock. I don't believe in time anymore.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:54 am
by Mr. Handy
Ford Prefect wrote:Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:56 am
by ImpInTraining
I heard that. I haven't had a 'lunchtime' since Basic Training.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:00 am
by Mr. Handy
By the way, Laraqua, I edited my last post for Sarah and added some things in case you didn't see it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:04 am
by paradys
Suaside - the headwear for the gilles de banche festival - amazing, but are they meant to look like a lot of low level clouds going past?

Halloween is a great excuse for fancy dress but i've a lot to do to improve my woeful reputation. it doesn't help when someone only tells you its fancy dress at the last minute and you end up covering a cardboard tube with tin foil, sellotaping it to your neck and telling everyone youre a zombie who got impaled on some scaffolding.

the week after halloween its guy falkes night when we celebrate the fact that someone tried to blow up the houses of parliament, hooray!

technically we're meant to be celebrating the fact they got caught. yeah right.

anyway, we burn an effigy of the evil traitor on a large bonfire, set off fireworks, eat toffee and drink beer until your sick or someone burns out your eye with a sparkler. its great!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:25 am
by ImpInTraining
My all-time favorite costume:
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(oh, and *doing my 500 post dance!*)

8-)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:48 am
by SuAside
paradys wrote:Suaside - the headwear for the gilles de banche festival - amazing, but are they meant to look like a lot of low level clouds going past?
i dont really know what they're meant to be (they're real ostrige feathers btw). :)
it just looks damn good.

but sadly they can only wear those hats when it doesn rain, because wet, those things are just waaaaaay too heavy.

i know their bells around their feet are supposed to make the ground fertile again and announce springtime, while the bells around their waist are supposed to get rid of evil spirits.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:22 pm
by trixie
paradys wrote:
Halloween is a great excuse for fancy dress but i've a lot to do to improve my woeful reputation. it doesn't help when someone only tells you its fancy dress at the last minute and you end up covering a cardboard tube with tin foil, sellotaping it to your neck and telling everyone youre a zombie who got impaled on some scaffolding.
Oh do post a piccie!!!! That sounds hilarious!!! :lol:
paradys wrote: the week after halloween its guy falkes night when we celebrate the fact that someone tried to blow up the houses of parliament, hooray!
technically we're meant to be celebrating the fact they got caught. yeah right.
anyway, we burn an effigy of the evil traitor on a large bonfire, set off fireworks, eat toffee and drink beer until your sick or someone burns out your eye with a sparkler. its great!
Seriously....why do Canadians not do something similar??? We have the sucky holidays, I think.
I guess we have hockey. Canadians are freaks when it comes to the sport. See for yourself.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:33 pm
by trixie
Oh and Imp....500 already?? You're going to zip past me in no time! :shock:

*Goes post nuts*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:26 pm
by ImpInTraining
trixie wrote:Oh and Imp....500 already?? You're going to zip past me in no time! :shock:
Bah, I doubt it, You have quite a head start.
*Goes post nuts*
How is that any different than before?


About sports... especially hockey, I don't watch sports - don't really care to watch someone else have all the fun when I could be playing it myself. But I think hockey is far more entertaining than football (either American or European), tennis, golf, bowling, cricket, or baseball. Now rugby, I haven't actually watched a game of that, but I imagine it would rival hockey for entertainment factor.

Then again... I used to watch professional wrestling all the time. Yeah, I know... it's all staged. I think I just have a thing for watching people beat the crap out of each other. Funny thing is I can't stand boxing.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:48 pm
by trixie
I'm not really a sports fan either. And professional wrestling....yes....sighs....we have to watch that in our house. I make the most of it and admire the scenery....lol. Now real wrestling...that's different. That I like to watch. But mostly because they manhandle each other and grunt. hee hee hee (kidding of course)

But honestly...liking pro wrestling....that's like one of those dirty little secrets...I'm kinda surprised you admitted to that tbh. :twisted: Now I will have my fun at tormenting you! lol So who's your favorite personality....I suppose it's WWE you watch?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:15 pm
by ImpInTraining
I haven't watched it in over a year now. Kind of hard to do so on my schedule. But ... um, if I have to choose a favorite personality, I'd have to say Stone Cold Steve Austin. I loved his 'in your face' attitude toward 'the man'. Of course, he's not wrestling anymore, is he? Last I heard he broke his neck too many times and was too much a risk to allow to wrestle, but he did co-star in that movie recently, "The Condemned". That was a pretty good flick, btw.

But if you're talking about which wrestler do I like better for his wrestling skill, I'd have to go with Ray Mysterio.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:38 pm
by Andrew
To bad the SCA isn't televised. I mean dressing up in medieval armor and beating the holy living shit out of someone with sticks is fun! Hell I'm going to four different fighter practices a week now, Tues, Thurs, Fri and Sat. A few weeks of that and I don't think my body can take anymore damage. I'm taking this week off.

In case you've never seen an SCA fight, check out: SCA Heavy Combat or Gulf Wars

The armor I fight in:

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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:15 am
by trixie
:shock:

You does this........willingly?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:38 am
by Andrew
Oh hell yeah! I was sick back in May this year and had to talk to my doctor before doing anything active at all. I told him I do a full contact sport that makes football look like ballet, he had a laptop there and I showed him one of the videos, he wouldn't let me do it for a whole two months! I went out of my mind! Love it!

The armor, helmet and everything else not shown is all handmade by a friend of mine and myself. The armor and helmet are made from 14 gauge steel, both total weigh about 70 lbs. The helmet alone weighs in at 22 lbs.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:45 am
by trixie
:shock: omg......

Why don't you just try sumo wrestling? It's much kushier...and if you can handle that kinda extra weight, it would be entertaining to watch you lumbering around in a fake fat guy suit. I've actually always wanted to do that for the belly bumping alone. lol

ha ha ha

Seriously though...you're nuts! :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:51 am
by Andrew
Sumo= No. Nuts? Why yes of course! Not many people willingly allow themselves to get clobbered with sticks... but then again they don't know what they're missing. Except the bruises, got tons of them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:59 am
by trixie
Oh! C'mon! It's the thong song!!! lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:18 am
by ImpInTraining
Sparring, I can understand. But allowing yourself to be beat around, even if you're inside a tin can, ... well, it's not something a sane man would let happen. Just because the weapon isn't striking you directly, the impact can cause your joints to move in directions its not meant to move. Are there rules against striking the head area at least?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:24 am
by Laraqua
Judging by his condition, I say no! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:46 am
by Andrew
Laraqua wrote:Judging by his condition, I say no! :D
Quite right!

As hard as you can is the only rule really. The helms have to be made at the minimum of 16 gauge steel which is pretty thick, and there can be a gap of no less that 1 inch. The sticks we use have to be 1 1/4 inch so that prevents the actual stick from getting through. There are field marshalls out that watch it and are really strict about the rules. Believe it or not, safety is the primary concern and the only real injuries that happen are sports injuries. Now I did about get my arm broken when I got slammed in my forearm bone by a steel gauntlet not once but twice. However I wasn't wearing anything on my forearms, a lesson I learned very quickly.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:51 am
by ImpInTraining
I think I'd show up with a shotgun.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:14 am
by Andrew
Now way sir! That is definetly not a pre 16th century weapon... besides that just takes the fun out of it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:37 am
by ImpInTraining
Maybe so, but I bet I'd win.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:41 am
by Andrew
Yeah but we're not out there trying to actually kill each other either.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:56 am
by kabukiman
Hi!
I'm new in this campaign. I was playing the Akkad campaign, but since it's dorment, i decided to beggin this one. Hope i will enjoy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:23 pm
by ImpInTraining
Oh, yeah... new blood. Nice to meet you. Hope to see you in the game, but I wouldn't count on it. There are so many different stories going on all at the same time (and different times). I have no doubt you'll enjoy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:35 pm
by paradys
i have to admit i used to like watching american pro wrestling. not so much for the sport as the theatre, especially the increasingly bizarre and outrageous storylines they used to come up with. like a soap opera on steroids and ketamine!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:08 pm
by trixie
Bizarre and outrageous are two excellent adjectives for that show! I watch it by default, but I don't enjoy the story line really. Someone's car always seems to get trashed, and their asses get kicked because of it. It's like watching reruns for me. :roll:

Well there are redeeming qualities of course.....muscly men..... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:12 pm
by ImpInTraining
Yes, and shapely, attractive women.

I believe the reason why I kept watching after growing bored of the repeating storylines is just for those odd times when a real fight broke out. Telling the difference between a real fight and the fake fights keeps getting more difficult, so their acting skills are improving as a whole.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:38 pm
by Mr. Handy
Welcome kabukiman! I see you're in a thread with one of my characters. I think you'll really enjoy this game - I know I do!

By the way, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a Nintendo game, not a movie (at least not yet :shock: )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:52 am
by trixie
Oh dear....I'm terrible at those. Perhaps I should have resorted to google before posting. :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:55 am
by Laraqua
http://www.policeguide.com/Research/Pol ... humor.html

I am such a nerd!

Also, dangit, the problem with having so many NPCs is that there are so many cool PCs that could be in play. I can only imagine how cool it'd be to have PCs in some of the prisoner roles, in the crowded refugee-filled police department, in the Home Front, as scientists! So many wacky things.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:34 am
by Piano man
Contrary to what Trixie says I don't watch WWE much anymore. If there is nothing better on I'll watch, but can't bring myself to watch a full episode. That being said my favorite wrestler is Hard Core Holly. He always beats the piss out of people for real. He's been quoted in an outside interview saying. "If they can't take it they're in the wrong business."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:46 am
by Laraqua
Oh, the odd things you people talk about in Chit-Chat. I swear, if I locked this thread I don't know what you'd all do with yourselves! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:48 am
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote:Oh, the odd things you people talk about in Chit-Chat. I swear, if I locked this thread I don't know what you'd all do with yourselves! :lol:
Well certain people who shall remain nameless would have their post count slow down considerabley. Let's just say thier name rhymes with pixie. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:51 am
by Laraqua
Mixie?

Isn't she the rabbit from that Aussie kid's puppet show, The Ferals?

That's the trouble with you international types, you'd never recognise any of the truly good things in life because you haven't experienced them over there.

The Ferals rocked.

So did Round the Twist. I dare you all to look it up on the Youtube.

"Have you ever ... ever felt like this ... when strange things happen ... and you're going round the twist."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:16 am
by trixie
Piano man wrote:
Laraqua wrote:Oh, the odd things you people talk about in Chit-Chat. I swear, if I locked this thread I don't know what you'd all do with yourselves! :lol:
Well certain people who shall remain nameless would have their post count slow down considerabley. Let's just say thier name rhymes with pixie. :lol:
SOMEBODY MUST DIE TONIGHT :evil:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:24 am
by Laraqua
Kill them... Kill them all...

I think Trixie should play Project Zero (a.k.a. Fatal Frame). Particularly the 2nd and 3rd ones. I think she'd appreciate them muchly. Needs a PS2 though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:27 am
by trixie
The Xbox is permanently claimed by my seven year old. :roll: 'Sides I've never been much of a fan.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:34 am
by Piano man
trixie wrote:SOMEBODY MUST DIE TONIGHT :evil:
Yawn.....I'm so scared. Bring it on biatch. :x

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:36 am
by Laraqua
You've never played Project Zero.

Have you even played Silent Hill?

How can you claim to be or not be a fan when you haven't tried those two games. I think you'd be more for Project Zero, really, it's more eerie than grotesque, though both are conceptually frightening. Project Zero really is, if you pardon the pun, quite haunting.

Hearing those little bells ringing, sliding back those cupboard doors...

"Bring me back my brother!" cries a little girl, her transparent body rushing over to you, grabbing your arm and shaking you. At another point, she bends over weeping. In yet another, she wails so hard the world goes black and you are struck with blindness.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:42 am
by Piano man
Trixie isn't really big on video games. I stopped playing them myself. I always got the furnace sighs when I played. Can't say that I blame her though. Those games have a way of sucking up the hours in the blink of an eye.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:52 am
by Laraqua
Yeah, but there's video games and then there's VIDEO GAMES.

Take Project Zero for example. The 2nd and 3rd ones in particular play the perfect balance of creepy game and creepy movie. It's one of the few games its even fun to watch coz of the awesome cutscenes and in-game events. The piecing together of a terrible story, the tragic elements of the surrounding characters, and the fact that the 2nd one is darn easy and the third one somewhat average in difficulty, all make it great for beginners!

I strongly suggest you both borrow a PS2 and play the first 1/2 hour of the game. Just a 1/2 hour ... see if you don't love it.

And since survival horrors have an average play time of 5 - 10 hours, depending on how cautious you are, they won't suck up forever time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:56 am
by trixie
ha ha ha

That's what I said about this game board! Pah...only one game...how long could it possibly take? :shock:

But I think I'll check it out regardless. Curse you if I get obsessed with it! :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:00 am
by Laraqua
There's not many survival horrors to fall in love with and create an obssession over.

Project Zero 1,2,3

Forbidden Siren 1,2

Resident Evil 4 (don't care about the rest of y'all - the others don't count!)

Silent Hill 1,2,3,4

Haunting Grounds.

And action adventure games like Pathologic and Dark Corners of the Earth.

Am I missing anything?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:02 am
by Laraqua
Also, I can release you from all of your characters but Trixie if you like.

Timour - BANG! Possessed fiend!

Brianna - Jason wants a hug!

Dahlia - eeep!

Helluland Shaman - I sent you a friend! Nom nom nom!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:32 am
by Piano man
I can help you with trixie. My guy is kind of a psyco killer in that game. What's one more death. I'll strangle her with my piano wire. That is why they call him the piano man.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:40 am
by Laraqua
Oh, how very thoughtful of you!

Trixie, you should really thank Piano Man for being so thoughtful and considerate toward your very needs.

Thank you, Piano Man.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:36 am
by ImpInTraining
Project Zero 1,2,3
Well, I have Fatal Frame - the 1st one, got it off E-bay a few months ago. Kind of stuck on it. Not sure how you get Project Zero out of it. Did they change the name of it down the line? Fatal Frame is a great game, real spooky ... make ya jump!
Forbidden Siren 1,2
Never heard of it. I'll have to look it up.
Resident Evil 4
My son has finished it. I tried it, but just didn't care for the controller interaction. I did watch him play it though.
Silent Hill 1,2,3,4
Finished Silent Hill (1) several years ago. Great game, and very remniscient of Ash, at least at the beginning. I don't know what to think anymore.
Haunting Grounds.
Got it ... about half way through. It's all right, just a lot of running, and that gets boring after a while.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:44 am
by Laraqua
Daniella was the only decent chapter in Haunting Grounds. Unfortunately, they stop developing the characters after that. Endings are real creepy, though.

I forgot to mention Clock Tower 3. A lot of scrambling about in that, too, but far more realistic - scramble-wise, not plot-wise.

Fatal Frame is what it's called in America I think. Different name down here. The first one was mega-hard. I hated those samurai who'd come in from the ceiling and spin around! There seemed to be nothing to do. The 2nd and 3rd ones were much better, I think. The 2nd involves a very creepy, ghostly town. The 3rd one involves dreams - the main character gets given hell in her own flat! Though in a different way to Silent Hill 4.

Another great game is The Suffering. More action than adventure, and can be very frustrating, but also quite creepy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:04 am
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:Also, I can release you from all of your characters but Trixie if you like.

Timour - BANG! Possessed fiend!

Brianna - Jason wants a hug!

Dahlia - eeep!

Helluland Shaman - I sent you a friend! Nom nom nom!
Hey! When I said SOMEONE MUST DIE TONIGHT....I didn't mean ME! :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:11 am
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:Resident Evil 4 (don't care about the rest of y'all - the others don't count!)
haha, no. just no...

fucking horribly sucking game...

controls are about the worst i've ever seen. gameplay is totally boring and repetitive. story is iffy at best. characters are retarded.
you know, when 'in game' graphics are BETTER looking than the 'cutscenes' that says a thing or two about the production as well.

Resident Evil 1: stressful, kinda sucky controls, but interesting.
Resident Evil 2: RE1 remix with more guns & bullets. not as frightening or stressful.
Resident Evil 3: retarded ammount of ammo. shoot em up. no stress. (bastard child of Serious Sam or something? lulz...)
Resident Evil 4: retarded game.


but yeah, Silent Hill on the other hand is a must. (all except nr1, since nr1 is console only, the rest are also on PC which means better controle & gameplay)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:37 pm
by Mr. Handy
Don't forget the Alone in the Dark series. Very Mythosy, and deliberately so. The fourth game (The New Nightmare) isn't as good as the original trilogy, though.

I haven't played Project Zero/Fatal Frame, but I'll keep an eye out for them now that I've got a PS3. I've never played the original Resident Evil, but I've heard good things about it. I've played 2 and 3, and I do always end up with more ammo than I could ever possibly need. Still fun, though, but not as scary. I have the PS2 version of RE4 as well as Code Veronica X and Outbreak 1 and 2, but haven't had time to play them yet. There is a PC version of RE4, but my ancient computer (4.5 years old) can't handle it.

I've got Silent Hill 2-4, but not the first one. I liked the second better than the third, but I can't get 4 to work on my computer. Silent Hill is definitely one of Ash's influences, but Ash has much more to it than that.

I have played and completed Clock Tower 3, and it is a great game. You will do a lot of running around and hiding, but that's part of the fun.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:59 pm
by Laraqua
Wait, you're arguing that the PC ports of Silent Hill are better than playing the first one on the original machine? PC ports tend to suck.

Also, Resident Evil 4 rocked. You just weren't good enough! :lol: I mean, that giant fish rocked!

Also, anyone played Fahrenheit?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:04 pm
by Mr. Handy
Yes, I mentioned that one months ago. Great game! Unfortunately there's an incompatibility problem with the PS3, and at a certain point about 40% of the way through the game it crashes every time. Unless they come up with a patch to fix this problem or there's a cheat code that can let me bypass it (or I can borrow a PS2), I can't play the rest of it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:27 pm
by paradys
hey pianodude. i dont mean to pick on Louis, its just ive been dying to get the "hey Carson, last time i saw you someone shot you in the fucking head" line in for a while.

come back louis, we need you!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:46 pm
by Piano man
Hey I'm laughing my ass off at the comments, but I had to play in character. Louie also made the comment earlier that Carson really seemed to pull himself together.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:59 pm
by trixie
Just saw the Resident Evil movie....I think it was #3??? It was pretty cool, except I screamed in the middle of the theatre. Damn those quiet spots!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:05 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:Wait, you're arguing that the PC ports of Silent Hill are better than playing the first one on the original machine?
just sayin' it's not worth buying a console for 1 game, ye know...
Laraqua wrote:PC ports tend to suck.
only if done badly... which seems to be the industry standard. but still, once upon a time, it was not so :P

there are a whole lot of laudable exceptions to that standard.
Laraqua wrote:Also, Resident Evil 4 rocked. You just weren't good enough!
haha, right.

i roxxor ur boxxorz. ;)
Laraqua wrote:Also, anyone played Fahrenheit?
uhu.

kinda ackward controls, but interesting game.

i dislike the dodging stuff with dual controls etc, but other than that it was ok.
trixie wrote:Just saw the Resident Evil movie....I think it was #3??? It was pretty cool, except I screamed in the middle of the theatre. Damn those quiet spots!
havent seen it yet, but RE1 was kinda good (or rather, fun, not good) and RE2 sucked.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:09 pm
by trixie
Yeah, it lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. Something about a movie based on a video game leaves it lacking a certain humanity. Going on cool fight scenes and general surprise, it was good.

I'd rate it 5/10 to be honest. You have to watch it knowing that it will be a bit lacking in something. Can't quite place what that is though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:30 pm
by Mr. Handy
I haven't seen Resident Evil Extinction yet, but I know what you mean about video games being made into movies. That's why I posted that smilie about the prospect of a Legend of Zelda movie.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:18 pm
by paradys
interesting. one of the side effects of him being in a coma is that leroy has started talking like an extra in a blaxploitation movie.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:25 am
by Laraqua
Oh dear! :? And I have yet to read what he actually says...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:01 am
by Laraqua
In the Vampire: the Requiem LARP, my mortal character went through three sessions before being discovered and approached by one vampire who told me that I had to find someone willing to sire me (make me a vampire) in the next 24 hours or be killed. My character had gotten by on a mixture of potent pain killers that fogged the mind, a very pale aura due to being close to death (she had 2 months to live due to leukameia) and everyone's natural assumptions.

So yeah, I breached the Masquerade hard core (Masquerade is a Vampire term for them keeping themselves secret). I spent three sessions trying to determine which clan and covenant I would like but kept getting increasingly confused and conflicted about the whole thing.

Finally, I picked my sire. An irresponsible and very flirtatious Daeva (artistic type vampire) Irish vampire from the Circle of the Crone (a pagan group that also has the least members). When I explained the situation, he flipped! Not angrily, but anxiously. It was beautiful to watch, he shook his fist at the heavens, paced back and forth, trying to work out what to do. As his virtue was Charity and his character is actually quite nice under it all, he ended up deciding to sire her! Much to everyone else's surprise...

My character, after all, being a quiet and polite, somewhat shy and anxious, dying 22-year-old who espoused a love of law and order and of diplomacy. The sire, Marcus, being a playful, flirty, reckless vampire (though judging by how he pitched the siredom to the Vampire Prince he also has a heart of gold). Everyone else can't understand why Holly (my character) picked him.

The way she saw it, though, she was willing to die and she was most interested by him. She wanted to see how he might react. She also wanted him to report it back to the whole group - she thought he'd use it as leverage against other vampires or part of his tricks - so that everyone else could be forewarned while the Ordo Dracul offered to keep it a secret as though she had always been. Though when you hear how he pitched it to the Prince, it was so ideally the kinda thing she woulda wanted!

I mean, what girl doesn't wanna hear a handsome (the player AND the character) fellow tell the Prince:

"I know you've only seen me as irresponsible, but you've never seen me try to be anything else. I mean, by the Law of Accounting, if she fucks up, then I've fucked up, and so you get to drop the hammer on both our heads."

Delicious!

This is gonna be so awesome. Can't wait till next session.

Only fearsome thing being, his vamping me made him lose a point of humanity (dropping him to four)! Great, my sire just lost a bit more humanity. A low humanity vampire now! And he just lost a point of Willpower for the privelege, as well.

Ah well, not that he knows it, but Holly is a particularly loyal sort of person, and easily enthralled by people. She will be a far too human vampire. It'll be interesting to see how long she lasts!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:48 am
by Laraqua
Also, am gonna pull another all-nighter or two. :roll: Just letting y'all know.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:13 am
by trixie
Roleplaying night tonight! Yippee! Laraqua we have to plan this all nighter to cooincide....one more day off then back to full days at work.

I love the moment when you're roleplaying a character, and you play their action out without thinking twice, only to realize that the character has developed. Like an epiphany of the true character itself, when all the while you'd been writing them but didn't realize a facet of them that was always there. It suddenly stares you blankly in the face as though 'How silly of you to not see me til now". It's a strange moment that always surprises the author themselves.

I've had just said moment. If you've ever read a book and felt like the character became a friend by the end of the novel, you'll understand what I mean.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:17 am
by ImpInTraining
Well, you're not alone. :geek:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:19 am
by Laraqua
The funny thing is with Holly was that she managed to intuit the right person! I mean, fair enough, that happens in real life - but to do with a roleplayed character? I mean, gotta take my hat off to Sean, to give out the correct vibes while acting a role is amazing.

Daeva are artsy and dressy but Holly dresses 30s-style dag (as opposed to enchanting 30s dresses she wears stained skirts and torn jackets). I figure she'd put a bit more effort in (I'll up her Presence every so often and up her fashion sense each time - in this game, you up your attributes as well as your skills) but she'd be fairly klutsy at it. Should she dress the same (though with her clothes stitched and freshly laundered) with make-up and styled hair? Or should she dress in an awkwardly more provocative way, with shabby hair and lippy?

Also, you got work tomorrow Trixie?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:21 am
by trixie
Not tomorrow, nope. Sunday. Yay...sleep in....eggs and sausage....lots of coffees in the morning and lazy awakening...althought roleplaying night will necessitate sleeping in til 11 for sure. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:22 am
by Laraqua
Niiiice.

Tomorrow is Monday for me.

I'm at uni again, though this time because I just had to get outta that flat.

Shame I don't have much cash in my net account, though, coz I didn't bring any music and youtube woulda worked a charm.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:27 pm
by Laraqua
Damnit, Sarah and Cael, you're ruining the vibe!

This is Call of Cthulhu, not Call of the Heart! :evil:

Ah well, make it all the more fun when you two are the last one's left and you're ... dreadfully hungry! :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:30 pm
by paradys
i feel as giddy as a schoolgirl....dare i love again?

oh me oh my

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:32 pm
by Laraqua
...yeah.

And I thought Maksims' mock proposal was bad... :roll:

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:47 pm
by Mr. Handy
That's so sweet how Marcus made that sacrifice for Holly! I haven't been in a LARP in several years, and I've never seen anything like that. The closest thing was something one of my characters did. I was playing Sir Edward Kelley in a LARP set in New Orleans. He was John Dee's apprentice in Elizabethan England, and a very chivalrous guy. While he was an accomplished thaumaturgist, he was actually a Malkavian and not a Tremere. There was a deadly blood-borne plague that started spreading amongst the Kindred, and he met a female vampire who had been infected that he went far out of his way to help, which he would have done even if she hadn't reminded him of his own childe. He managed to find portions of the Book of Nod (which had been one of his objectives all along), and through studying them found a ritual that would cure this disease. Unfortunately, the ritual required blood from her sire, and he had abandoned her and was most uncooperative. Sir Edward made a deal with a Nictuku (bitter enemies of the Nosferatu) to surreptitiously obtain the blood in return for a favor to be named later. The Nictuku never did manage to get the blood, though, and the poor girl was doomed. :cry:

I know exactly what you mean about characters having minds of their own, Trixie. As an author, my characters often surprise me by doing things I didn't expect and taking the story in interesting new directions. My RPG characters sometimes do that too. In my flashback for Sarah, I hadn't thought about her trying to save Lyle's life until she actually did it, and it really gives an insight into her character.
Laraqua wrote:Damnit, Sarah and Cael, you're ruining the vibe!

This is Call of Cthulhu, not Call of the Heart! :evil:

Ah well, make it all the more fun when you two are the last one's left and you're ... dreadfully hungry! :twisted:
I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. It also helps that I deliberately made Sarah someone I could fall in love with. They're bound to end up with their hearts broken, though. :(
paradys wrote:i feel as giddy as a schoolgirl....dare i love again?

oh me oh my
Are you supposed to be reading our thread? :? Does this mean I can read yours?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:50 pm
by Laraqua
He's already BEEN in your thread. There's not a lot that could surprise him and what he may discover will probably make him go "Gosh!" To be honest, though, I think reading each other's threads will confuse rather than enlighten so good ahead.

Only, don't read Dahlia's if you're Mr. Handy or Andrew. That one's special.

Then again, it's kinda obvious when you're looking for a character, you don't go reading the thread! But then again, things are only obvious when a person actually makes a conscious effort to have a think about things. I know I normally am rather carefree and wouldn't think out the details of somethin' like that if I weren't a'keeperin' and a'plottin...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:02 pm
by Laraqua
This is what I sent my ultra-busy psych student friend who's struggling with his assignments (including that God Awful Construct Validity of Tests of Fluency assignment that everyone has voted worst assignment of the entire course).

----- Original Message From Me ----

Because you're British, I'm sending you a children's rhyme to cheer you up...

'My saucepans have all been surrendered,
The teapot is gone from the hob,
The colander's leaving the cabbage,
For a very much different job.
So now, when I hear on the wireless
Of Hurricanes showing their mettle,
I see, in a vision before me,
A Dornier chased by my kettle.'

Cheerio then good fellow!

----- His Message ----

I say !
Well done old thing !
That's the (Dunkirk) spirit.
Don't let those blighters get you down !!!
Toodle pip.


----- Moral of the Story ----

I need him to get into honours to keep me alive!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:09 pm
by paradys
Mr. Handy wrote:Are you supposed to be reading our thread? :? Does this mean I can read yours?
just the last couple of posts, fraid i couldnt resist.

chin up old bean

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:11 pm
by Laraqua
Needs more British slang!

Dare y'all to include more Brit-slang in your next few posts. Can be subtle or it could be to make a point...

I'll try and find some way to put "Strewth, mate, you're a bloody codger," to come outta Morrison's lips in a natural-sounding way. Which'll be hard... As he's not a Queenslander.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:14 pm
by paradys
in britain codger is an old person - same in australia?

that caels a jammy sod, Sarah is top totty after all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:19 pm
by Laraqua
What's jammy again?

My understanding of codger is someone who's either old or daft or both.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:26 pm
by Laraqua
Cael, you are my sunshine, my only sunshine...
You make the Keeper happy, when skies are grey...
I'm gonna get you, my little sunshine...
And take your sunshine away...
:mrgreen:
And no, I'm not threatening Nurse Sarah with that song.

:twisted:

I just ... I just ... you've choked me up, really ... you're just ... this is gonna rock ... you'll both love it ... and the best thing is ... the three of you might just ... have a great time and rock out and stuff ... and all your assumptions based on that song ... are probably wrong.

I love you three.

*wipes away a tear*

Btw, it's 12:56 AM here. Can you tell?

THREE CANS OF MOTHER!!!!!!!

WAHAHSHAHAHAHHAAHHA!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:43 pm
by Mr. Handy
Thanks, Laraqua! I'm glad I've got time to read the NOR threads today, since I wouldn't during the week and there's a lot to catch up on. I knew not to read Dahlia's thread, but only because of your PM (or I probably wouldn't have thought of it, being sleep-deprived myself). I love the WWII rhyme, by the way. I have been using British slang here and there throughout, so there'll likely be more to come.

A codger means the same thing here in America. I don't know what "jammy" means, but from the context it probably means "lucky."

Looking forward to seeing how things turn out with Sarah, Cael, and Dahlia. It's like an instant family! 8-)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:59 pm
by Laraqua
Timour once said when my fave character, Maksim, was chilling out with a mother and a kid (he's curious by people and likes to randomly chat) "Instant family. Just add Maksim."

I loved thewhatch's wit.

Though what's more amazing is how well Trixie actually plays Timour. Damn seamless.

So no more ties, beds and Friend Blackworth? :lol: Or is Sarah just a lot more adventurous these days? :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:04 pm
by Mr. Handy
No, poor Blackworth is just going to have to pine away for Sarah. She's definitely a one-man woman.

I'll have to read Masks of Nyarlathotep if ever get a spare century. I had started reading it early on, but I fell so far behind I couldn't catch up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:10 pm
by Laraqua
Also, I just sent my most vehement (dunno if that's the right word) email ever to the Brit guy. He's stressed out and has no motivation. I hate how the psych course spends four years teaching us ineffectively about research stuff - using the same techniques used in Year 12 despite the fact that even Year 12 teachers know that what gets learned in Year 12 gets forgotten the year after - only to reward those who are great at memorising facts, penalising those who are simply great with people, selecting those who are great with exams and essays in a fiercely competitive way and then discarding the rest.

In the last two years they actually teach counselling techniques, thus bundling all the vital info we need to know, in as small a time period as possible. And this they teach to people selected on the grounds of memorisation!

Which is all well and good for a doctor or a psychiatrist, but it's a fact that empathy, warmth and genuineness is what people really need. I loathe the way that academics are being sent out to help the broken minds and injured souls, with only two years of technique teaching. I know damn well you can't test a person's empathy or warmth but they could try teaching in ways that engage long term memory, at the very least, so that those who do well at the remember-then-forget rote learning of Year 12 don't get a bonus over people who learn what they need.

This british fellow is probably the warmest, most genuine and empathic person I know in the real world and he might not make into honours or into masters. Other people will get in before him, probably including me, despite the fact that he'd make a far better counsellor, and it makes me sick. It's people like him whom the world needs. People like me and other conscientious academics (as opposed to mere fact-learners, I'm talkin' people who're in it to try to learn how to be what he is) could do well to learn from him and instead he might not make the grade.

And that's just terrible.

*steps off soapbox*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:14 pm
by Laraqua
Also, omigod! Morrison ... did you just? :shock: I didn't even see that coming. So THAT's what it's all about.

Is it just me or have I actually gotten good at running NPCs since the 2nd Chapter? In the 1st one, they were all so middling. Now they seem more alive to me anyhow.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:26 pm
by paradys
jammy does mean lucky but now i think about it flukey bugger would have been better.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:33 pm
by Laraqua
Flukey! Now, we know how flukes. Do Americans say 'fluke', too?

Boy, I doubt we Aussies have much in the way of unique lingo. :roll: Not unique lingo that we actually use, anyway.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:09 pm
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:Timour once said when my fave character, Maksim, was chilling out with a mother and a kid (he's curious by people and likes to randomly chat) "Instant family. Just add Maksim."

I loved thewhatch's wit.

Though what's more amazing is how well Trixie actually plays Timour. Damn seamless.
:oops: aww....

I actually want to continue to post until Raiko gets it up again, because I need practice with him tbh. Playing a womanizer ain't easy!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:13 pm
by Laraqua
Sure it is! Trick is to force Maksim to play ball.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:31 pm
by Laraqua
My game's turned soppy...

:roll:

*mumbles* I don't wanna play anymore...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:34 pm
by trixie
My character died last night in our roleplaying session.

Truth is I didn't mind at all. I'd been kicking myself that I rolled her up without any idea what we'd be coming across. Now when I join again I'll have a better knowledge of what skill points to put on. Funniest thing happened too, she died from a giant raptor.

Shoulda known better than to folllow that tunnel underground so far.... :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:38 pm
by Laraqua
Where skill pointy now?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:42 pm
by trixie
Think I might come in as a zoologist, with stun guns and tasers.

That raptor bit my head off! Dsigfuss was quite alarmed....

Turned his character to yet another bucket of chicken to calm his terror! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:45 pm
by Laraqua
Oh dear...

Coffeedemon seems more intent on killing his live PCs then his on-line ones!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:56 pm
by trixie
I had it coming....

I shot it right off the bat, but didn't move back after. It was an awesome shot too, 12 damage and I rolled a 3 to strike.
Gi-normous hit points!

It lunged and bit my head off. The cool thing about live playing is we got through 3 months of play in one night. :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:59 pm
by Laraqua
True, each one of these chapters so far is about a session's worth of play. To be fair on Ash, though, each chapter only took around 4-5 months, didn't they? So far? that's pretty amazing for a play-by-post, no?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:02 pm
by Mr. Handy
True, that. Zombie Apocalypse took over six months for Chapter 1. Chapter 2 has been underway for almost 10 months now, and it'll take at least another couple of months to wrap up. Masks of Nyarlathotep is still finishing Chapter 1, but it started about a year ago.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:22 pm
by Laraqua
I'm gonna head off in 10 minutes.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:34 pm
by Mr. Handy
Okay, see you. I need to eat dinner soon anyway. I've read more than half of the NOR threads so far and they're great! Can I also read the recruitment thread for Chapter 2 you posted, since I've been exposed to all 3 sections?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:35 pm
by Laraqua
Not sure. Have to read it myself first to be sure. Sorry! Gotta go. I'll check it later.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:54 am
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:True, each one of these chapters so far is about a session's worth of play. To be fair on Ash, though, each chapter only took around 4-5 months, didn't they? So far? that's pretty amazing for a play-by-post, no?
So sorry....*bows*... wasn't comparing.....

Ash has had 5,613 posts. The largest one on the board. :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:55 am
by coffee demon
<<I was feeling bad about killing your character yesterday, "trixie". It's nice to have characters stay alive... I definitely gave you fair warning that something nasty was ahead, though, and gave you lots of chances to turn back. And he had a 55% chance to hit, you had 40-something to dodge - so even when it came down to the attack, there was only a 25% chance he'd hit...

Hopefully it doesn't seem like I -wanted- to kill you... I didn't engineer it that way!

You had some really good ideas in the game - good times!>>

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:58 am
by Mr. Handy
Got caught up on NOR. Great stuff, from players and Keeper alike! It took me almost all day, but it was definitely worth it. One thing I noticed was that Ash is supposed to take place in 2005 while NOR takes place in 2008. I had thought that Ash took place in 2007 or shortly thereafter (especially since the Simpsons movie didn't come out until this July), and in my character histories and posts I had referenced events that took place in 2007. I also mentioned early on that the July 7, 2005 Tube attacks had taken place "a few years ago," giving me a little leeway in case the story took place in the near future.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:14 am
by trixie
coffee demon wrote:<<I was feeling bad about killing your character yesterday, "trixie". It's nice to have characters stay alive... I definitely gave you fair warning that something nasty was ahead, though, and gave you lots of chances to turn back. And he had a 55% chance to hit, you had 40-something to dodge - so even when it came down to the attack, there was only a 25% chance he'd hit...

Hopefully it doesn't seem like I -wanted- to kill you... I didn't engineer it that way!

You had some really good ideas in the game - good times!>>
Hey now, I said I had it coming, didn't I?? My character was acting altogether too "Bionic Woman....I'm a super hero aren't I' and the raptor biting my head off at the very end of the campaign....well...I honestly thought it was funny.

Really I hold no ill will at all. I'm still laughing about it. I was only yacking about it in here because I told Laraqua all about the campaign we were starting. Had to give her the update! :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:58 am
by Laraqua
Mr. Handy wrote:Got caught up on NOR. Great stuff, from players and Keeper alike! It took me almost all day, but it was definitely worth it. One thing I noticed was that Ash is supposed to take place in 2005 while NOR takes place in 2008. I had thought that Ash took place in 2007 or shortly thereafter (especially since the Simpsons movie didn't come out until this July), and in my character histories and posts I had referenced events that took place in 2007. I also mentioned early on that the July 7, 2005 Tube attacks had taken place "a few years ago," giving me a little leeway in case the story took place in the near future.
How very peculiar...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:28 am
by trixie
Were we not told specifically to NOT read other's threads? :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:30 am
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua gave me permission to read the NOR threads, but I'm still waiting to hear about the Chapter 2 recruitment thread. Other than that, the only thread I'm not allowed to read yet is yours. Andrew can't read it either, and you can't read ours.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:33 am
by Andrew
If we could it'd make what Sarah and Cael are trying to do easier. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:35 am
by Laraqua
:twisted:

On Trixie's side, Chit-Chat moves so fast... I must admit to ignoring it sometimes and briefly skimming it. If I were a better Keeper I'd use announcements ... but let's face it, rules, announcements, organisation ... not for me.

I'm a Libra, after all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:53 am
by trixie
Libra = One who likes to socialize. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:22 am
by Mr. Handy
I've got to call it a night. I edited my last IC post just now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:26 am
by Laraqua
*sways in seat*

30 hours awake... Living on sweets and energy drinks...

Eyes wide and staring, hair a'fluster, quick shut-eyes of a few minutes (think I remain conscious within those moments) simply to settle the tummy.

I could do better than 30 but you see, I've been living on 4-7 hours each night for the past week.

Last night, I thought I heard an old rock song, at the level of volume where it might be real, it might not be real. That elusive volume!

Oh my... :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:33 am
by ImpInTraining
Let me know when you start to see fuzzy catterpillars all over the place.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:38 am
by SuAside
i think my personal best is 82 hours awake (without power drinks or whatever). after which i slept like 20 hours.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:39 am
by Laraqua
Normally 30 hours doesn't do me in like this... I think it's more the cumulative lack of sleep over the past fortnight plus this... I mean, I was queasy after eight hours awake!

Might have to do with eating little more than sweets with one bread-and-meat meal per day.

But oh well... Onward! Charge! Etc.!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:32 pm
by Laraqua
*Does a 20s Silent Movie dance on a stage*

"Oh Meth! Oooh Meth!"

Look at me, busy as a busy, where do I get all this energy?

Oh Meth! Oooh Meth!"

Well, you gotta understand.

Its meth. And Caffeine...

Are you seeing what I'm saying here?

Everyone would do the same.

All you'd need to is sprinkle it with cinnamon and spread it over icecream, and you've got the best meal in the world.



I'm kidding! I am. I'm far too tired ot be on meth.


To top it all off, have you ever, ever felt like this, when strange things happen, and you're going round the Twist!

Has no one ever watched Round the Twist? No one Youtubed it yet?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:18 pm
by Laraqua
Woke up 11AM, Sunday. It's 12:48AM Tuesday.

Kill me.

Kill me now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:22 pm
by Laraqua
My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:30 pm
by SuAside
Spoiler:
a volcano
or alternatively:
Spoiler:
a meteorite

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:12 am
by Mr. Handy
My personal record for staying awake nonstop is about 39 hours. I don't know exactly because I'm not sure at what time I passed out. This was done without caffeine or any other assistance, at a convention I went to in college (Friday morning to late Saturday night). Of course, I've been living on 4-7 hours of sleep per night for years now, and it's very rare that I'm lucky enough to get 7.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:28 am
by trixie
You're all crazy! I sleep....and sleep.....and sleep. I go to bed between 11 and midnight and sleep til 7:40 every morning. The bedtime depends on Laraqua to be honest... :lol:

I think that's pretty good compared to all you nutters that stay awake forever. :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:31 am
by Mr. Handy
My bedtime tends to depend on her too these days. :lol:

I don't choose to get so little sleep, I just can't get any more than I do. It's not that I don't sleep because I'm crazy, it's that I'm crazy because I don't sleep! :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:39 am
by trixie
Mr. Handy wrote:My bedtime tends to depend on her too these days. :lol:
I know! I still see you on at 10 pm my time, which is 1 am yours. You crazy freak of nature !!! :lol: just kidding of course.
Mr.Handy wrote: I don't choose to get so little sleep, I just can't get any more than I do. It's not that I don't sleep because I'm crazy, it's that I'm crazy because I don't sleep! :?
Hee hee....you do realize getting more sleep necessitates leaving the computer?? :lol: But seriously, like I'm one to talk. :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:00 am
by Mr. Handy
Oh, I don't actually fall asleep until well after I leave the computer and go to bed, though I should go to bed around midnight my time, or 12:30 at the latest. On Sunday morning I didn't fall asleep until 4:00 AM, and this morning I didn't fall asleep until 3:00. Part of it is thinking about Ash, but even when I'm not I can't fall asleep due to a physical condition.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:49 am
by trixie
Oh! Sorry to hear that. :oops: You know me...it's always 'hardy har har'.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:31 pm
by kabukiman
So anyone could explain me what am i supose to know? I'm playing in the 1940, but i have no clue of what is happening (beside a zombie trying to kill people). What threads am i suppose to read to understand anything better?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:41 pm
by ImpInTraining
I'd be surprised if anyone really knows what's going on in this story. Just be afraid. It's ok to jump at shadows in the game no matter where you are. And if you try to act sane and rational, then everyone will just give you grief.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:49 pm
by SuAside
kabukiman wrote:So anyone could explain me what am i supose to know? I'm playing in the 1940, but i have no clue of what is happening (beside a zombie trying to kill people). What threads am i suppose to read to understand anything better?
none! :lol:

they'll only confuse you more, take my word for it...

this spouts from Laraqua's diseased mind & it make no sense at all (yet).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:57 pm
by trixie
ImpInTraining wrote:I'd be surprised if anyone really knows what's going on in this story. Just be afraid. It's ok to jump at shadows in the game no matter where you are. And if you try to act sane and rational, then everyone will just give you grief.
Aawww...poor Joel. He was so out to lunch and determined to explain away anything weird.

We all knew better. But good job playing in character Imp. He pissed us all off for sure! :evil:

Dahlia still bats her eyelashes at him though.....*he's so cuuuuuute*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:59 pm
by ImpInTraining
Did you see his new picture in Chapter 2? He's aged, 18 now. I'll bet he's interested in Dahlia now... though she might be jail bait. What's the laws in England about dating under-aged girls?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:26 pm
by SuAside
age of consent is 16 in the UK appearantly (which now applies since he's 18 and hence and adult in Europe now):

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e ... rldMap.png

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:20 pm
by ImpInTraining
So how old is Dahlia now?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:44 pm
by imme
It's been over 24 hours since Laraqua last posted! :shock: That must be a record. Hopefully she's getting some good sleep. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:45 pm
by Mr. Handy
Kabukiman, the HF thread you posted in is the only one you really need to read. Agnes is the nurse in that thread. She works in Mercy Cross hospital during WWII, A bunch of strange people arrived, followed by that zombie. The Maps thread can help you out too, as it contains the maps to Mercy Cross and she would know her way around. Currently we're on the ground floor near the stairs. You are also allowed to read all the Chapter One threads and Lionel's HF thread in Chapter 2, though it's not necessary and SuAside is right that they would probably only confuse you. They're good reading though, if you have the time!

In NOR, Dahlia would be 3 years and 4 months older, so she'd be 11 or 12. Still way too young! You've got a whole lot longer to wait. Besides, she's still in her coma.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:03 am
by DSIGFUSS
It's been over 24 hours since Laraqua last posted! That must be a record. Hopefully she's getting some good sleep.
Yeah, Laraqua was on the verge of Lunacy a while ago. Haha! :D

She was on the right sight for it though. Just hope she didn't do anything crazy in the real world.

Who am I kidding. What real world?

Laraqua..... Your a trooper kid!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:11 am
by ImpInTraining
Yeah, a bit too young still. but in another 4-5 years, maybe....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:36 am
by trixie
Mr. Handy wrote: In NOR, Dahlia would be 3 years and 4 months older, so she'd be 11 or 12. Still way too young! You've got a whole lot longer to wait. Besides, she's still in her coma.
:shock: Wait....I'm older now?? And what coma??? Huh???
dsigfuss wrote: Who am I kidding. What real world?

Laraqua..... Your a trooper kid!
Ah yes...showing your age again. Dsigfuss is an old fart in comparison...ha ha ha. And ya, what real world. Nothing else exists but Coc....c'mon now! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:47 am
by Mr. Handy
trixie wrote:
Mr. Handy wrote: In NOR, Dahlia would be 3 years and 4 months older, so she'd be 11 or 12. Still way too young! You've got a whole lot longer to wait. Besides, she's still in her coma.
:shock: Wait....I'm older now?? And what coma??? Huh???
Er...nothing. Forget I said anything. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:52 am
by trixie
*spanks Mr. Handy!*

We can't be revealing secrets in chit chat!!! But that's ok...I know something about you too....but I'm not going to saaaaay!

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:04 am
by Laraqua
My game is real transparent... :shock:

At least in Ash. I mean, Blackworth did tell you you could trust him. And you can! Would I lie?

And yeah, Kabukiman, for your character it's been normal until now. This zombie thing is very confusing. Just imagine a ww2 nurse who suddenly saw THAT! Very confusing.

Though you have heard lots of rumours about dog-like cannibals living under the city from rescue workers. Other than that, you've lived a mundane life.

Till now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:10 am
by Piano man
Another good piece of advice for any newcomers to the game. If someone calls you a Janitor make sure you hit them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:14 am
by Mr. Handy
On the head...with a shotgun... ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:48 am
by trixie
janitor janitor janitor!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:20 am
by trixie
Mr. Handy and Andrew.....you two are crazy. Your thread alone is 504 posts! :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:30 am
by Mr. Handy
Well, we've got to catch up to you somehow! ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:51 am
by Andrew
I'm having a blast with our thread... until the shit hits the fan. Right now it's the calm before the storm.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:53 am
by Andrew
Our thread has a third of the posts as the whole Chit Chat thread! :mrgreen:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:01 am
by Mr. Handy
I'm having tremendous fun too! And we're not just padding our post counts, our posts tend to be loooong! One of Andrew's is four screens long on 1024 x 768 resolution, and several of mine are two screens long. It's great stuff as well!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:26 am
by Andrew
That one post took me 2 hours to type up and was like 5 pages in Microsoft Word. I honestly look forward to every post. To bad they're goners, from what I've heard and experienced in Cthulu games is that no one gets out alive.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:27 am
by trixie
So you're the culprits!

You scared the keeper away. :cry:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:39 am
by Piano man
Mr. Handy wrote:I'm having tremendous fun too! And we're not just padding our post counts, our posts tend to be loooong! One of Andrew's is four screens long on 1024 x 768 resolution, and several of mine are two screens long. It's great stuff as well!
You peaked my curiousity so I read a little, which I don't do as a rule, and you "guys" were kissing. :shock: :o :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:42 am
by Mr. Handy
Sarah couldn't help it - she's in love. Cael's her hero! :oops:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:45 am
by Laraqua
Hey, they're not goners! The phone call clearly stated that Nurse Sarah lived.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:47 am
by Mr. Handy
At least, up to that point... :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:50 am
by Andrew
Ok, Cael's a goner. The cop ALWAYS dies.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:28 am
by Laraqua
:D

Not telling...

At least as players, you'll enjoy it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:17 am
by Andrew
Well that doesn't make me feel good. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:17 am
by ImpInTraining
Mr. Handy wrote:Well, we've got to catch up to you somehow! ;)
Next thing you know, she'll be working her way into your thread somehow. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:26 am
by Laraqua
:lol:

Darn tootin'!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:54 am
by trixie
Moi? *Curtseys*

Maybe I'm the herpes you get from sucking face....ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:04 am
by Laraqua
I'm gonna be on early tomorrow I think...


http://cgi.ebay.com.au/FAIRY-VIAL-CHOKE ... dZViewItem

That means, about 7:00AM my time...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:49 pm
by ImpInTraining
:x

My site is down!!!

:cry:

Tech support has me on hold for 30 minutes now ... online chat says I'm # 56 in the cue. They must have a serious boo-boo going on.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:10 pm
by Andrew
ImpInTraining wrote::x

My site is down!!!

:cry:

Tech support has me on hold for 30 minutes now ... online chat says I'm # 56 in the cue. They must have a serious boo-boo going on.
If the clock on here is right and it was 7:49AM when you posted this, I was on Dark and Moody then and it wasn't down for me. I didn't make my first post until 8:30 though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:16 am
by Laraqua
I think I've reached where Trixie lives each day. :?

After only five hours sleep (coz I wanted to bid on an ebay item that I got distracted from doing anyway) I am completely off my rocker. I mean, did you realise how funny bricks can be? Or how funny it is that it is funny? It's damn funny. Believe me. Look out the window at bricks. Makes you laugh. Makes you laugh harder to realise you're laughing at bricks.

Damn...

And people pay money for this kinda feeling...

Deeeeeeprivation ... deeeeeeprivation ... if you wanna laugh, on the floor, coz of the sight of the door ... deeeeeprivation ... I'm gonna go nuts, in the chair....

BLAH!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:40 am
by trixie
Do you consider yourself a poet or a fiction writer?
Do you consider yourself a poet or a fiction?
Do you consider yourself a poet?
Do you consider yourself?
Do you consider?
Do you?

Why or why not?


Yup....you're nuts....just like me. Do you realize how funny things are in general? Laugh at the wall all you want. You've reached Trixie town. :mrgreen:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:44 am
by Laraqua
You made me cluck. Y'know, cluck-laughter? Yeah, clucking. You made me clucky with my clucking cluckertown.

*jitterbugs*

"You know you're feeling, when you're a'dealing, with the, uh, Trixie towwwwwwwwn!"

"You know it's appealing, when you're a'stealing, with the, us, Trixie clowwwwwwn!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:49 am
by trixie
*does the chicken dance*

cluck cluck.... ;)

Yup you've reached Trixie town alright....hang your sanity on the hook behind the door....you know the one....

what do you mean you can't find it....i said it's under the sink.

no you're still not looking hard enough....go down the stairs to the laundry room, i put it under the pile of newspapers by the bricks.

HA HA HA :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:34 am
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote:You made me cluck. Y'know, cluck-laughter? Yeah, clucking. You made me clucky with my clucking cluckertown.

*jitterbugs*

"You know you're feeling, when you're a'dealing, with the, uh, Trixie towwwwwwwwn!"

"You know it's appealing, when you're a'stealing, with the, us, Trixie clowwwwwwn!"
I live in Trixie town twenty four seven. Can someone stop the world I'd like to get off. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:48 am
by trixie
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:54 am
by ImpInTraining
I think I grew up in Trixie town.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:58 am
by paradys
do you want to hear my sleep deprivation story?

after a long weekend we were forced to go to the supermarket because my girlfriend at the time was expecting the kids back and the cupboards were bare. neither of us were in the mood but we thought if we moved quickly enough we could do it without cracking up. after some difficulty at the cheese counter (why are there so many different kinds of cheese?) we made it to the checkout, but i couldnt figure out the best way to pack the shopping bags. after staring blankly for a while i said "why dont we put all the square objects in one bag and all the round objects in another."

"WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?" my girlfriend shouts.

cue fit of hysterics in front of assorted housewives and checkout staff. somedays youre just best not leaving the house.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:21 am
by SuAside
you people are all loonies...

really.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:41 pm
by Laraqua
you are just mundane

really

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:11 pm
by SuAside
i've been called worse! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:41 pm
by trixie
paradys wrote:do you want to hear my sleep deprivation story?

"why dont we put all the square objects in one bag and all the round objects in another."

"WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?" my girlfriend shouts.

cue fit of hysterics in front of assorted housewives and checkout staff. somedays youre just best not leaving the house.
Omg....I can just see myself doing something strange like that. I have a bad habit of embarassing all who are out with me when I get pissed off. When I'm mad at a store clerk, they MUST PAY. I don't know why exactly I get so ticked sometimes. One time I parked the wrong way in front of a store and the clerk told me I should move my car before it gets sideswiped. I threw a fit and started sighing and getting entirely pissy. It was funny. And I embarassed the hell outta dsigfuss who was trying to buy smokes at the time.

I don't know...Trixie town is crazy a lot. I offer no explanation. Just get used to it. ha ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:21 am
by Piano man
Sleep deprivation will do strange things to your mind. When I was younger, me and a couple of friends pulled an all nighter playing Dungeons and Dragons. By the afternoon the next day we were all laughing madly at everything the others said. Thinking that we were all comic geniuses we decided to tape our conversation. Let's just say it was very sobering after a little sleep how little sense we actually made.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:28 am
by paradys
well, i still think i was onto something...like a metaphor for you know, like.. er life and stuff? :roll:

but like em said holding up a triangular piece of cheese - what bag does this go in, or does it deserve its own special section? - sarcastic bint

things are always more complicated than they look.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:47 pm
by SuAside
Piano man wrote:Sleep deprivation will do strange things to your mind. When I was younger, me and a couple of friends pulled an all nighter playing Dungeons and Dragons. By the afternoon the next day we were all laughing madly at everything the others said. Thinking that we were all comic geniuses we decided to tape our conversation. Let's just say it was very sobering after a little sleep how little sense we actually made.
i'm sure that marihuana had nothing at all to do with that laughter, right?

:roll:

we're not that gullible mr Piano Man...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:30 pm
by Piano man
Actually I was only in grade 9 when this happened. I was in a small town with no weed. At least then I would have had an excuse. I think Paradys's point was lost. What bag do you pack tetra packs in. they don't really have much of a shape at all. I guess you would have to put them back.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:56 pm
by SuAside
Piano man wrote:Actually I was only in grade 9 when this happened.
14-15 years old according to wikipedia. how is that an excuse?

by that age i was already smoking 2-3 joints a day. :)

(ruining my reputation once again, i've been clean for years now though ;) )
Piano man wrote:I was in a small town with no weed.
haha, right...

that's what they like you to believe!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:57 pm
by OathinBlood
Piano man wrote:I was in a small town with no weed.
In Canada, that doesn't exist.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:18 pm
by ImpInTraining
SuAside wrote:by that age i was already smoking 2-3 joints a day. :)
That explains so much...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:38 pm
by SuAside
you don't even know half of it, buddy :lol:

maybe some day i'll tell you about the heavy blows to the head i've taken over the years!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:39 pm
by Piano man
OathinBlood wrote:
Piano man wrote:I was in a small town with no weed.
In Canada, that doesn't exist.
When you're in Saskatchewan it does. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed my fair share when I moved to British Columbia. I believe it's actually a requirement to live her.
SuAside wrote: by that age i was already smoking 2-3 joints a day. :)
when I was that age all I wanted to do was play hockey, and hang out with my friends playing D&D. But I admire your dedication.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:06 am
by OathinBlood
Today I was trying to find my d100 (I've only been using virtual dice thus far), which I recalled I left in a Dungeons and Dragons Basic Set around 5 years ago, I think. After a couple hours, still couldn't find it. I did find a stash of someone's porn in the garage, and some 12-year old Vietnamese viper wine - with the viper still inside it! That was some pretty crazy stuff. It's semi-clear brown liquid with a full viper and some herbal stuff inside it - roots, tree bark, and all that jazz. I'm scared of drinking it, so I just admired it and put it back. Oh, I also found an actual military helmet from the Vietnam War. Scary thing is, the name inside isn't Vietnamese - it's American. And I'm Vietnamese. I think I should donate it to a museum or something. I searched up the last name on a database of American soldiers that died in the Vietnam War, and this last name was on there. Quite the find. I also found my partially painted Lord of the Rings war game miniatures.

Still can't find my d100, though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:28 am
by ImpInTraining
Quite the scavanger hunt. Try looking behind your washing machine.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:08 am
by SuAside
it's a GI helmet?

i doubt that museums would have any use for it. it's not exactly a rare thing.

might want to contact a war veteran organisation and see if you cant ship it off to the next of kin (though that might tear open old wounds)...

i'd probably just keep it if i were you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:19 am
by ImpInTraining
Well they're selling for over $55 on Ebay.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:35 am
by Laraqua
I had 20 hours sleep last night. Woo!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:37 am
by Mr. Handy
That's about what I had in the last three nights combined, though I actually managed over 7 hours each for the last two nights. On Saturday I managed to read over 80 pages in a book I started reading three years ago, and it's been months since I've even been able to read a single page.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:14 am
by trixie
I have laryngitis....woo hoo!

And I can't sleep. :cry:

But the upside to all this of course is that my fingers can talk lots! ha ha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:41 am
by Laraqua
Well, I feel like a dumb shit. 23.5 outta 40 for my Research Methods 2 assignment. I really didn't think it was possible for me to get a score that low. I musta screwed up royally. I even looked over the marking proforma to make sure I was covering what was meant to be covered. My only hope is that 5 marks got deducted due to me putting the wrong student ID on the three test results I submitted, so that I could go: "Hey! Look, I just did this wrong. Gimme 28.5!" Not that that's a particularly good mark, anyway.

And there's my flat mate, waltzing around with distinctions and high distinctions.

*sigh*

And here I was actually thinking I was somewhat clever.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:46 am
by Piano man
Ok ok one at a time. Laraqua and Trixie please wait in the waiting room. Mr. Handy please make yourself comforatable on the couch.
Mr. Handy wrote:"On Saturday I managed to read over 80 pages in a book I started reading three years ago, and it's been months since I've even been able to read a single page.
I see, now tell me. Does this inability to read stem from a traumatice childhood experience. Maybe you were hit by a falling book which now causes you to feel unable to pick one up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:02 am
by Mr. Handy
No, it was just caused by long-term sleep deprivation. I couldn't read because I couldn't concentrate. Every time I tried to read, I'd have to keep going back because I couldn't remember what I just read. It took me 10-20 minutes to read a page on a good day. Yesterday was the first time in a long time I was able to read like I used to, about 3 minutes per page. If I'd had more free time I could have read more.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:03 pm
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:Well, I feel like a dumb shit.
And there's my flat mate, waltzing around with distinctions and high distinctions.

*sigh*

And here I was actually thinking I was somewhat clever.
Test results have nothing to do with cleverness. Come on now....if you're gonna beat something up get a heavy bag! Tests only prove information retention, which has nothing to do with cleverness as a whole.

You're damn clever in my books anyways. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:09 pm
by ImpInTraining
Laraqua, I have some advice.

Go and get yourself a bottle of Ginko Biloba extract pills ... a daily supplement. I've been taking them for about 4 or 5 years now. They really help. I mean, I don't feel any smarter, really, but since I started taking them, I went back to college and got my IT degree, I created my own gaming forum, I learned Flash programming on my own, I created two majorly useful databases at work, I was promoted to Flight Director... it just sort of boosts your motivation and clears your thinking process.

Not to mention ... if you have any history of alzheimer's in your family, Ginko Biloba is said to reduce your chances of getting it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:18 pm
by Mr. Handy
I completely agree with Trixie, Laraqua (especially regarding that latest twist ;) ). :)

Test results do primarily measure your ability to take a test, not your ability to do what it's supposed to be testing. Some people are highly skilled at taking tests and thus do better on them. I didn't sleep at all the night before I took the GREs (a test Americans take before entering grad school) and went in having had no sleep in 30 hours when the test started - and it went on for several hours. Turned out I aced it, but it had nothing to do with me being clever.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:31 am
by Piano man
Hell I've been told by many people that I'm very smart, but I suck at tests. Test scores are not an acurate determination of intellegence. Plus my mom says that I'm smart to.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:18 am
by ImpInTraining
She says you're special too, I bet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:14 am
by trixie
Oh! Resisting........urge.......to.......augh!

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:13 am
by Piano man
ImpInTraining wrote:She says you're special too, I bet.
Not special, but cool and good looking. It's my mom. She'd never lie to me. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:05 am
by trixie
*slaps myself*

*bites tongue right through*

*spits out blood*

:D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:05 am
by trixie
Um......ya know what's really weird? Msn crashes every day at 11 pm. Weird huh? I don't know what sets it off. Maybe I should delete it and re-install it.

Terribly annoying....arg!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:08 am
by Laraqua
You've probably got a relatively benign worm or virus that's messing with you. Either that, or there's some normal but buggy program that attempts to do something at 11pm and causes the crash.

But what do I know? Computers are random. They're more unpredictable than people!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:33 am
by trixie
True enough....piece o' (mumbles profanities)

I swear if we had cars like our computers can you imagine? Our cars would just break down at least once a day, and we would just accept it, shut the engine off, and restart it. It would just be part of life, happening wherever (middle of an illegal u-turn....no-stop bridges...middle of a yellow light....wham! dead car. I mean seriously.... :roll: )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:26 am
by Laraqua
Remember that old quiz about what movie "Double dog dare" comes from.

Better known as...

"Dare you, dare you, double dog dare you..."

Here's a hint... It involved a janitor (briefly).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:32 am
by ImpInTraining
Huh... such language...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:05 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:I swear if we had cars like our computers can you imagine? Our cars would just break down at least once a day, and we would just accept it, shut the engine off, and restart it. It would just be part of life, happening wherever (middle of an illegal u-turn....no-stop bridges...middle of a yellow light....wham! dead car. I mean seriously.... :roll: )
aint that the truth.

as an IT monkey myself, i have to say however that this is greatly due to the fact that IT is a young and fairly unregulated industry. add to it that IT in general is incredibly powerful...

well, lets just say it'll take quite some time to mature.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:32 pm
by trixie
D'you really think 20 years is still young?

I think computers will always be this way. Cool things but they kinda suck too.

I can't wait to see what they'll look like in 50 years. They'll talk about our pc's like they were massive (which is funny because in the 80's they were huge too....) We'll be old and decrepit and yakking about the good ol' days of Microsoft. :oops:

Yeesh....time really fools us all doesn't it. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:36 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:D'you really think 20 years is still young?
in terms of industry and technology? yes.

PS: computers are far older than that btw ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:51 pm
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote:Remember that old quiz about what movie "Double dog dare" comes from.

Better known as...

"Dare you, dare you, double dog dare you..."

Here's a hint... It involved a janitor (briefly).
Still doesn't ring a bell. I probably never saw the movie in question. I could look it up on the Internet and find the answer in seconds, but that would feel like cheating to me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:06 am
by trixie
Mr. Handy wrote:Still doesn't ring a bell. I probably never saw the movie in question. I could look it up on the Internet and find the answer in seconds, but that would feel like cheating to me.
Ya well....I already tried that one..... :oops: lol


But it didn't work in seconds for me, that's for sure. :roll: I still don't know.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:45 am
by ImpInTraining
Yeah, I tried the Internet way and only came up with Leprechaun IV: Leprechaun in Space ... and that was wrong. :cry:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:05 am
by trixie
I haven't seen that movie....and something tells me I don't want to. :?

But I guess from the title alone, you can never really tell. Last King of Scotland was like that..it sounded like old battle scenes and epic stories of lore, and yet it was very very different from that.

A good flick, though, and a must see. I'd rate it 9 out of 10.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:38 pm
by Andrew
I tried the internet as well, type 'double dog dare' into Google and practically every site is about The Christmas Story, the movie where the kid gets the BB gun for Christmas. I made a wild guess and of course got it wrong... just don't remember the movie I said... hmm doesn't Ginko Biloba help with memory as well? I should look into that, big trick is to remember to take the memory pills! :)

Hey how 'bout that, broke the 400 post mark, 97 posts away from being an assassin! Oh wait... wrong site. Ginko Biloba you say? ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:24 am
by Laraqua
I've noticed some slow-down on this game, which in and of itself, doesn't trouble me. However, I get the feeling that many of you guys are feeling a bit lost and confused - particularly in NOR. Since pushing you guys around in ASH so much I've pretty much just let go of NOR and after the rather confusing transition, you guys are no doubt wondering what to do.

I warn you: Think of this as an investigative horror and you will likely flounder.

Even in NOR, it is still a survival horror. Following trails of clues are important, and if you think there's a place you can go to find stuff, do so.

But the easiest way to succeed and move along in NOR is simply to work out what your character would want. Catch up with relatives? See if anyone you know is in a coma? Check out the new technological gadgets in the stores? Eat a hamburger? WHAT does your character want - beyond answers? Do they want to see if their home is still as it was? Do they want to call their parents and tell them they're okay? All of these options are equal in importance to following clues. Its a survival horror - if you don't find it, it will still find you.

Of course, perhaps y'all are just busy and are perfectly aware of what you want to do. That's fine. I'm just giving y'all a hand.

For HF, things have gotten a little confusing for me there and I'm feeling it out, hopefully we'll be on a roll again soon.

As for ASH, things will go nuts there soon enough. Just you wait and see. I'll do a few major posts there later.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:00 am
by trixie
I'm just waiting for a keeper that luvs me enough to post :cry: lol

Hey all you computer whizzes out there, is 256 mb of ram low these days?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:00 am
by Laraqua
You can get 4gb of RAM these days. Most games ask for 2.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:01 am
by Laraqua
Also, you don't want me to post. Really, you don't.

You are on the cusp of really bad things... :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:08 am
by trixie
So what? C'mon! poke poke....It's no fun to sit around and wait for a post....arg....3 days without Ash. I can't take it!!!!

Besides if you don't....you know what Kiara'll do to Aksana. Already I'm creating my own fun and entertainment...


She stirs the pot again.... :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:10 am
by Laraqua
Kiara can try...

Aksana will win.

Aksana always wins. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:29 am
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote: For HF, things have gotten a little confusing for me there and I'm feeling it out, hopefully we'll be on a roll again soon.
Great! Looking forward to more HF. You might want to clarify to DSIGFUSS if he needs to make that second Luck roll and roll damage, which the rest of us already did.
As for ASH, things will go nuts there soon enough. Just you wait and see. I'll do a few major posts there later.
Sarah already went nuts! :lol:
trixie wrote:I'm just waiting for a keeper that luvs me enough to post :cry: lol

Hey all you computer whizzes out there, is 256 mb of ram low these days?
256 MB RAM is way too low. My ancient computer (well, it's 4.5 years old) came with 512 MB, and that's also too low these days.

I know how you feel about wanting things to move forward, but...
Laraqua wrote:Also, you don't want me to post. Really, you don't.

You are on the cusp of really bad things... :roll:
This is quite true.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:13 am
by Laraqua
Mr. Handy wrote:[OOC: Well, it's not going to be me! :lol: :lol: :lol: ]
Damnit! This is the first and only time where rolling really, really high is actually a good thing. Gah! Why couldn't that be a SAN roll! :x

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:22 am
by Piano man
Actually our computer had 1 gig of ram, but it's still way too slow.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:32 am
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote:
Mr. Handy wrote:[OOC: Well, it's not going to be me! :lol: :lol: :lol: ]
Damnit! This is the first and only time where rolling really, really high is actually a good thing. Gah! Why couldn't that be a SAN roll! :x
I warned you about my streaky luck. And here I thought 100 would be bad. You already drove one Carpenter crazy this week, and I think that's enough for now. :P I'm certain Lionel will go mad too eventually.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:40 am
by Laraqua
This is true. Sarah now has a pet! Other than Cael. You do like your new pet now, don't you? The joys of madness...

Ah well, Cael might still live to save her from her madness.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:43 am
by Andrew
So much for Sarah huh? Damn poor Cael. Oh well, let's see if he can do some avenging, then the guilt kicks in for failing his promise and he blows his brains out. That was fun, we going to play monopoly next? :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:14 am
by ImpInTraining
256k RAM is pathetic. Upgrade girl.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:18 am
by ImpInTraining
If you wonder why I've not posted so much in NOR it's because I've been trying to climb these stairs and get outside for two weeks. I had no idea it was seventy flights of stairs.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:23 pm
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote:256k RAM is pathetic. Upgrade girl.
it's mb, luckily ;)

and Laraqua, just send me the specs on what you have and what you want to do with it. i'll give you my professional advice. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:13 pm
by trixie
Ya, it's actually 1 gig. My mistake. And it turns out virus scanning can really screw your computer as well. I repaired msn...the real reason it was crashing all the time, but I have yet to test out if it's truly fixed as no one was on to chat last night. It always crashes when I'm talking to two people at once, so if someone says hello I have to ignore them til the conversation with the first is done. Terribly annoying and I feel so rude!

But after a virus scan it turns out I maybe hadn't been paying attention when I clicked fix. It deleted parts of programs like MS Office, so now when I open those programs, it can't work without them and it crashes because of it. :cry:

Computers....I'm in way over my head. I wish I understood them better. :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:29 pm
by SuAside
what is there to comprehend? they're extremely complicated machines that handle nothing but 1's and 0's. as if that's not enough room for foul-ups, they're developed and manufactured by people. ;)

you should've married a nerd or a techhead, trix! they make good & loyal husbands, while capable of fixing your foul-ups on the computer! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:40 pm
by trixie
LOL!!! Who's to say I didn't marry a nerd? :shock:

I better stop this or I'll only get myself in deeper. Better leave the drama to Kiara than stir the pot in r/l. :(

At least Win Int explorer isn't screwed up. Then I'd be pretty pissed for sure. As it was, I got through a very detailed post in one of my games, and went to add the link to a piccie in word. The whole thing crashed and I lost my entire post. Augh!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:34 pm
by paradys
after the motherboard on my old computer fried i rescued this one they were throwing out at work. its hard drive is pretty measly, but after much blood sweat and tears i managed to work out how to attach the hard drive from my old one, so now i have two, lots of memory! the upshot is it makes an unnescesarry amount of whirring and clicking noises, like a computer from a 1960s sci fi movie. i swear, sometimes you can hear it chugging

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:29 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:LOL!!! Who's to say I didn't marry a nerd? :shock:

At least Win Int explorer isn't screwed up.
if you were married to a nerd, a geek or a techhead, you certainly would NOT be using internet explorer...

now run off and install Opera or Firefox, for heaven's sake!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:34 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Trixie married a nerd alright!

Just not that kinda nerd. Haha! Stuff it Pianoman!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:59 pm
by trixie
DSIGFUSS wrote:Trixie married a nerd alright!

Just not that kinda nerd. Haha! Stuff it Pianoman!
And you're said nerds best friend...what does that make you? :D
SuAside wrote:
if you were married to a nerd, a geek or a techhead, you certainly would NOT be using internet explorer...

now run off and install Opera or Firefox, for heaven's sake!
Opera? Firefox? Come again?

You may as well be talking about higgeldy wiggeldy's....cuz you lost me. :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:09 pm
by Piano man
We used to use firefox, but I just haven't reinstalled it since we got the new computer. I guess I'm a lazy nerd. And to you Dsigfuss, my so called friend. We'll see who's laughing this weekend when I take all your money at the poker table. And I guess it's true that geeky girls always marry nerds. Eh Trixie, and just for the record the couch is very comfortable.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:52 pm
by DSIGFUSS
And you're said nerds best friend...what does that make you?

The alpha nerd. Leader of the nerd herd.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:52 am
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote:This is true. Sarah now has a pet! Other than Cael. You do like your new pet now, don't you? The joys of madness...

Ah well, Cael might still live to save her from her madness.
Image

"Well, at least I'll never be alone any more..."

Is Sarah's insanity Mythos related? Because if it is, she gains 5 points of Cthulhu Mythos.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:02 am
by ImpInTraining
paradys wrote: like a computer from a 1960s sci fi movie. i swear, sometimes you can hear it chugging
Sounds like something from the Ash chapter.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:47 am
by Laraqua
Hey, don't look at me. I never made the characters take so long to climb stairs... :P I mean, it isn't the Keeper's job to say 'oh look, you're in the next room' when there's a map to do just that! If I'm gonna have an NPC character harass your character you'll know it! :lol:

For all I know, Joel is moving at a hilariously ultra-slow rate for some reason! Ain't my character. :lol:

And Sarah's madness isn't quite Mythos-related. Not normally so, no.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:34 am
by Piano man
Louie is the fastest tired guy out there. I think I might experiment and actually take a nap.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:45 am
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Opera? Firefox? Come again?

You may as well be talking about higgeldy wiggeldy's....cuz you lost me. :shock:
http://www.opera.com/

or

http://www.getfirefox.com

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:17 pm
by OathinBlood
You're using Internet Explorer/Safari? How can you live without tabs?!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:57 pm
by Piano man
Hey Suicide. Thanks for the link. We are now on firefox, and I can already tell the difference.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:00 pm
by Andrew
I must have missed something then. I use IE7 and right now have six tabs open.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:06 pm
by OathinBlood
Hmm. I never had, still don't have tabs for IE. Ah well, I prefer Firefox a lot more anyways. Much more secure, apparently.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:10 pm
by Piano man
I'm finding Firefox much faster than IE. It's kind of nice. I've even stopped yelling at the computer.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:13 pm
by Andrew
I've heard a lot of people use Firefox just for the security alone. I wonder and it wouldn't make sense but I wonder if IE7 and it's tabbed browsing is just for the USA right now? I test to see how it is before a world wide launch. Who knows.

I personally have trouble getting Firefox to work on my machine, it locks up, takes forever to load and then I can't use my normal Windows Hotkeys. alt-s is my savior for posting.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:16 pm
by SuAside
IE has tabs now, if you updated to the last version. though together with it, you get a crappy interface and quite a few security issues. :?

Firefox is the most common alternative (and it was the main reason why Mickey$oft published a version of IE with tabsurfing). it is more solid, faster & more reliable than IE, and slightly more secure (though certainly a "be all end all"). it has loads and loads of handy plugins you can use. pretty handy overall.

then there is Opera, which currently is the fastest and most secure browser. it has some very handy features, but it is quite uncommon, since it used to be on par with Firefox, but slightly more complicated. the general public used to prefer FF over Opera due to the fact that FF was more natural to work with.
but if i'd have to choose a single browser right now, it'd be Opera, due to its speed and security.
Andrew wrote:I wonder and it wouldn't make sense but I wonder if IE7 and it's tabbed browsing is just for the USA right now?
all IE7 incorporate tabbed browsing... press ctrl+t to open a new tab. (or rightclick the default tab and ask him to open another)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:41 pm
by ImpInTraining
Well, I for one prefer IE 7 over Firefox or Opera ... because being a web designer, I know that the majority of the people out there surfing are using IE 7 ... and most web pages and scripted pages are designed and tested on IE 7 ... where the Firefox and Opera shortcomings are usually found and repaired in hind sight.

I have no problem with net speed ... of course, I don't have a piece of crap computer, slow Internet connection, nor just a measley 1 GB RAM (or less).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:50 am
by trixie
*coughs weakly*

Yes, ahem, 1 gig of ram must be a terrible tragedy, but good enough for us commonfolk..... :roll:

Although in saying that, we use our computer to it's maximum....we watch tv through it and use the tv as another monitor. Biggest frustration in that is surfing the net while watching. It quite often disturbs the screen when we upload new screens.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:49 pm
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote:Well, I for one prefer IE 7 over Firefox or Opera ... because being a web designer, I know that the majority of the people out there surfing are using IE 7 ... and most web pages and scripted pages are designed and tested on IE 7 ... where the Firefox and Opera shortcomings are usually found and repaired in hind sight.
are you serious?

if you are indeed a serious webdesigner, you'd need to test your pages in at the very least all these 3 browsers...

not to mention that Opera is actually the browser that is most correct in the application of the norms (in HTML, CSS, javascript, etc) and as such an absolute must to be used during your testcycle. IE is the least correct in the application of those rules... this not only because the programming is sloppy, but also very much so because the huge amount of hooks and hacks Mickey$oft uses within their own applications.

the only webdesigners that are in my eyes more or less allowed to use strictly IE are people who make intranet sites for strictly internal use...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:21 am
by ImpInTraining
What is the percentage of web-users that use IE?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:42 pm
by SuAside
depends heavily on the country.

like slightly over 50% in central europe, versus over 90% in japan.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:37 am
by ImpInTraining
Here's an example of the common usage of browsers that hit my site daily:

Gigabot/3.0 - http://www.gigablast.com/spider.html) (2)
Mozilla/4.0 - MSIE 5.5 (5)
Mozilla/4.76 [en] (5)
Mozilla/4.0 - MSIE 7.0 (761)
Mozilla/5.0 - X11 (6)
Mozilla/3.0 - Indy Library) (1)
Opera/9.01 (4)
Mozilla/5.0 - Googlebot/2.1 (2)
Mozilla/5.0 - Yahoo! Slurp (1)
Mozilla/4.0 - MSIE 7.0b (10)
Mozilla/3.0 - HP Web PrintSmart 04b0 1.0.1.34) (1)
Mozilla/4.0 - MSIE 5.0 (2)
Opera/7.54 (8)
Mozilla/3.01 (4)
Mozilla/5.0 (391)
Mozilla/4.0 - MSIE 6.0 (481)
Mozilla/3.0 - NetPositive/2.2.1 (2)
Netscape/8.0.4 (2)
Mozilla/3.0 - WebCapture 2.0 (6)
Mozilla/4.0 - MSIE 4.01 (5)

Tossing out the obvious bots, that puts roughly 75% of the people visiting my site using Internet Explorer. I do believe that is very close to the standard Internet usage statistic. So ... if I, as a web designer, use Internet Explorer as my primary browser, I am subjecting my browsing experience to the same problems that the majority of my website users are experiencing. This gives me a heads up in finding and eliminating problems before the majority of my users even experience them.

Do I really give two shakes about which browser is better? No. All I care is eliminating the problems before the common user perceives it.

------------------

Added this in hind sight. It's a report from my server on browser activity since the beginning of the month of November:


Browser ... Hits ... Percentage
MS Internet Explorer ... 42015 ... 69.5 %
Firefox ... 17242 ... 28.5 %
Opera ... 381 ... 0.6 %
Mozilla ... 322 ... 0.5 %
Unknown ... 173 ... 0.2 %
Netscape ... 112 ... 0.1 %
Safari ... 47 ... 0 %
Firebird (Old Firefox) ... 34 ... 0 %
K-Meleon ... 34 ... 0 %
Galeon ... 22 ... 0 %
Others ... 49 ... 0 %

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:15 pm
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote:if I, as a web designer, use Internet Explorer as my primary browser, I am subjecting my browsing experience to the same problems that the majority of my website users are experiencing. This gives me a heads up in finding and eliminating problems before the majority of my users even experience them.
sure, but ignoring the other browsers is plain moronic.

furthermore:
ImpInTraining wrote:Do I really give two shakes about which browser is better? No. All I care is eliminating the problems before the common user perceives it.
if you seriously cared about your work, you might consider that making a website that conforms with industry standards and protocols might be rather important too, ye know...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:07 am
by ImpInTraining
What makes you think I don't care about the other browsers? If someone using Opera complains, I bring up my Opera browser and check on it. If someone using Firfox complains ... same thing. But it's not my primary browser.

And name calling isn't really necessary.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:13 am
by Laraqua
I hate everyone and everything.

2,500w assignment - 9th (just started today).

14th - Statistics Exam.

21st - Introduction to Psychological Assessment Exam.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:20 am
by trixie
*picks petal* loves me
*picks petal* loves me not
* picks petal* loves me
*picks petal* WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!


Oh I see.....you just hate everybody and everything. Well at least I'm not alone in all this. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:22 am
by Laraqua
Well, you're the one who used a four-leaf clover to determine love. I mean, you're SUPPOSED to pin a four-leaf clover to a wall for good luck, not remove the leaves.

Also, when mum was giving birth to me, her sister was outside having a smoke on the lawn and she found a four-leaf clover which she gave to mum. How cool is that?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:46 am
by SuAside
ImpInTraining wrote:What makes you think I don't care about the other browsers? If someone using Opera complains, I bring up my Opera browser and check on it. If someone using Firfox complains ... same thing. But it's not my primary browser.
the point is that you should first make sure your website conforms to industry standards (for which Opera is your best bet, especially when it comes to displaying stuff) and then switch to the browser of your main user base.

not to mention that working like this is most likely to yield the best results that you have to tweak the least to later in the dev cycle.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:19 pm
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:Well, you're the one who used a four-leaf clover to determine love. I mean, you're SUPPOSED to pin a four-leaf clover to a wall for good luck, not remove the leaves.

Also, when mum was giving birth to me, her sister was outside having a smoke on the lawn and she found a four-leaf clover which she gave to mum. How cool is that?
Maybe she figured she'd need it. After all, they broke the mould when they made you. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:20 pm
by trixie
PS Does Firefox not support the 'insert' button on a keypad? Now that we've changed browsers I can't hit 'insert' and type over my text in a post. Strange.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:34 pm
by SuAside
you're probably the only person i know that uses insert then :P

especially in posts.

why would you want to type over stuff you've written? :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:45 pm
by trixie
Well, I take pride in things I write, and sometimes I need to edit. C'mon! Do you like everything you write? :o

I'm mostly lazy. If I have 'to' written in during an edit and I'm changing it to 'together', I rotate using insert and connect them. I figure why retype more than necessary.

So that's a no then? It's just an honest question. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:23 am
by ImpInTraining
SuAside wrote:the point is that you should first make sure your website conforms to industry standards (for which Opera is your best bet, especially when it comes to displaying stuff) and then switch to the browser of your main user base.

not to mention that working like this is most likely to yield the best results that you have to tweak the least to later in the dev cycle.
You know, when I start taking in money for my website, I'll worry about conforming to industry standards. But since this is just something I do as a hobby ... and no one with Firefox or Opera seem to be complaining, I'm not going to worry about it any time soon.

The whole point I was making is that you seem to prefer Opera or Firefox over IE ... and I was explaining why I prefer IE. Why can't you just accept that sometimes other people have a different point of view and that's ok? Do you think I'm the only one who designs a web page using IE to check it? Heck, I'm sure you've seen those pages specifically designed for Netscape that say "This page is best displayed with a Netscape browser". Does this make them wrong? No... it just means that they prefer to cater to a specific browser. If you don't like it... you're free to find someplace else to haunt.

The Internet is full of hobbiest web designers. Better get used to the fact that we don't all follow industry standards.

Anyway ... I'm done with this conversation. I've withdrawn from the game and I don't want to garble up Laraqua's OOC thread with contraversial conversations. So respond if you want to, SuAside ... but I probably won't read it unless it's a PM to me.

And to everyone else, thanks for the game. It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for giving me something to do, Laraqua and the exciting game thus far.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:57 am
by Mr. Handy
I'm sorry to see you leave, Imp. This is a great game, and I do hope you'll change your mind and stick around.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:46 am
by Andrew
ImpInTraining wrote: Anyway ... I'm done with this conversation. I've withdrawn from the game and I don't want to garble up Laraqua's OOC thread with contraversial conversations. So respond if you want to, SuAside ... but I probably won't read it unless it's a PM to me.

And to everyone else, thanks for the game. It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for giving me something to do, Laraqua and the exciting game thus far.
:o :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:13 am
by Piano man
ImpInTraining wrote:Anyway ... I'm done with this conversation. I've withdrawn from the game and I don't want to garble up Laraqua's OOC thread with contraversial conversations. So respond if you want to, SuAside ... but I probably won't read it unless it's a PM to me.

And to everyone else, thanks for the game. It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for giving me something to do, Laraqua and the exciting game thus far.
Don't go Imp. No one could play Joel like you do. I love how flustered he gets Louie.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:16 am
by Laraqua
Drat, Ronald's still alive. Need to pick a new target... Eeny, meeny, miney mo, I'm sorry, but your character has got to go...

Hmm...

*strokes chin*

Interesting...

:twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:52 am
by trixie
Dahlia runs after Joel and clasps her little hands on his arm, falling to the floor so that if he wanted to continue to leave, he'd have to drag her in the process.

"Noooo!!! You're too cute to leave!!!! Who will I bat my eyelashes at?" She gives him a forlorn, bambi-in-the-headlights-look and sniffles. "You.....you.....you just......can't!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:08 am
by Laraqua
QUOTED: Incidentally the fairy tales we see today are mostly the cleaned up versions of the originals. In the original Cinderella for example the stepsisters either have their eyes pecked out, are placed into barrels studded with nails and dumped into the river (or both) for their part in her mistreatment. I don't think that Red Riding hood survived being eaten by the wolf in the original story either. I mean, a wolf swallow a child of 10-12 yrs age whole? Not likely. And she would have been around 10-12 because she is just entering puberty while the grandmother is going through menapause. And Sleeping beauty woke not because the prince kissed her but because he 'took liberties' with her while she slept and somehow she had a baby 9 months after who was trying to suckle and removed the poisoned splinter from her breast.

Ugh!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:04 am
by paradys
wow, that version is much better!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:00 am
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Well, I take pride in things I write, and sometimes I need to edit. C'mon! Do you like everything you write? :o

I'm mostly lazy. If I have 'to' written in during an edit and I'm changing it to 'together', I rotate using insert and connect them. I figure why retype more than necessary.

So that's a no then? It's just an honest question. :?
of course i scrap stuff, but writing over it? nah, just delete.

writing over stuff is prone to writing over things you might have a use for later imo.
ImpInTraining wrote:You know, when I start taking in money for my website, I'll worry about conforming to industry standards. But since this is just something I do as a hobby ... and no one with Firefox or Opera seem to be complaining, I'm not going to worry about it any time soon.
it wasnt so much about my own preference as it was about good development principles. best practises and all that jazz.
ImpInTraining wrote:The whole point I was making is that you seem to prefer Opera or Firefox over IE ... and I was explaining why I prefer IE. Why can't you just accept that sometimes other people have a different point of view and that's ok?

because it's not about a point of view, but a development framework? :P
ImpInTraining wrote:Do you think I'm the only one who designs a web page using IE to check it?
everyone checks it with IE, obviously, but hopefully not as a primary platform unless it is for a specific M$ based intranet site.
ImpInTraining wrote:Heck, I'm sure you've seen those pages specifically designed for Netscape that say "This page is best displayed with a Netscape browser". Does this make them wrong? No... it just means that they prefer to cater to a specific browser. If you don't like it... you're free to find someplace else to haunt.

The Internet is full of hobbiest web designers. Better get used to the fact that we don't all follow industry standards.
how the hell could i know you're a hobbyist? you said you're a webdesigner...

sounds pretty professional to me, and since i've been in IT for the better part of my life, i responded as such. might sound a little harsh, but that's probably because i'm into this day in, day out.
ImpInTraining wrote:Anyway ... I'm done with this conversation. I've withdrawn from the game and I don't want to garble up Laraqua's OOC thread with contraversial conversations. So respond if you want to, SuAside ... but I probably won't read it unless it's a PM to me.

And to everyone else, thanks for the game. It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for giving me something to do, Laraqua and the exciting game thus far.
hmz... i sure hope you're not withdrawing over this little conversation, because that'd be silly.

but bye dude, maybe we'll see you around?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:20 pm
by trixie
He already said he won't be reading this thread anymore Suaside.

So there's really no point in posting a big long retaliation because it's only dragging up a convo between the two of you that you're the only one reading.

Unless you like talking to yourself, and then, well, that just explains everything. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:32 pm
by DSIGFUSS
hmz... i sure hope you're not withdrawing over this little conversation, because that'd be silly.

but bye dude, maybe we'll see you around?
He's getting out of the game cuz you're a dick dood! I've been watching you insult people on this site and looking for some sort of reaction from other players for some time now.

When people disagree with you, you call them morons or idiots or stupid or gullable. Should I go on. I like your in game character arguements Suacide, but when you bring it into the OC threads, honestly, you come across as some sort of childish shut-in prick that gets his jollies off when people get mad at you. So I have to say Suacide... I'm not mad at you... I'm dissapointed.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:04 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Unless you like talking to yourself, and then, well, that just explains everything. :?
note that he said "probably", my dear.
DSIGFUSS wrote:He's getting out of the game cuz you're a dick dood! I've been watching you insult people on this site and looking for some sort of reaction from other players for some time now.

When people disagree with you, you call them morons or idiots or stupid or gullable. Should I go on.
i admit i often call actions and such moronic, stupid, or whatever, but i do try to make it a point not to needlessly call people morons, idiots and whatnot. do note the difference.
DSIGFUSS wrote:I like your in game character arguements Suacide, but when you bring it into the OC threads, honestly, you come across as some sort of childish shut-in prick that gets his jollies off when people get mad at you. So I have to say Suacide... I'm not mad at you... I'm dissapointed.
where i come from, questioning someone's actions and allowing them to draft a rebuttal isn't "called getting people mad". not to mention people don't walk off because someone disagrees with how they run things.

really, sometimes i wonder if it's a american vs european thing, because no european ever gets his panties in a bunch when i question his ideals, behavior or actions. the european will simply state his reasons or call the discussion to a halt if he isn't interested in talking about the subject. and that's that.
with americans you often get the feeling you somehow damage their freedoms or something because you choose to debate one of their actions or simply disagree with them. the only subject where that happens in europe, is probably religion, where it quite often is regarded as not done to question someone else's beliefs, but everything else is fair game.
i wonder why this is? are most americans simply not used to a culture of open debate or is there something else?

either way, this got started over someone saying he was a webdesigner (which i took for someone professional and educated in said subject) and i challenged his development habbits because they're contrary to everything i've ever been thought and everything i've ever seen in IT. since IT is simply what i do, i have certain opinions about said subject...

you're free of course to think i'm a "childish shut-in prick", suit yourself. but i hope you don't mind if i dont quite view myself that way.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:20 pm
by paradys
I"M CALLING AN END TO THIS ARGUMENT RIGHT NOW!

if you don't like the way a discussion is going in OOC don't reply. simply go away, take a deep breath and remind yourself that it doesnt really matter, then come back and play the game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:05 pm
by DSIGFUSS
yeah you're right. I apologize for anything I said. I shouldn't even have gotten involved. Sorry Suacide...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:18 pm
by SuAside
DSIGFUSS wrote:yeah you're right. I apologize for anything I said. I shouldn't even have gotten involved. Sorry Suacide...
no need to apologize as far as i'm concerned.

people seem to forget this is a chit-chat thread afterall. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:17 am
by ImpInTraining
SuAside wrote:really, sometimes i wonder if it's a american vs european thing, because no european ever gets his panties in a bunch when i question his ideals, behavior or actions. the european will simply state his reasons or call the discussion to a halt if he isn't interested in talking about the subject. and that's that.
with americans you often get the feeling you somehow damage their freedoms or something because you choose to debate one of their actions or simply disagree with them. the only subject where that happens in europe, is probably religion, where it quite often is regarded as not done to question someone else's beliefs, but everything else is fair game.
i wonder why this is? are most americans simply not used to a culture of open debate or is there something else?
Came back just to set the story straight. Dude... I didn't quit because of you... I don't want your ego getting any bigger. I quit because I need extra time and this game was most expendible. I stopped arguing with you because I didn't want to disturb Laraqua's game with our differences. I see it doesn't stop you though. You can just go on being an ass no matter who gets hurt in the process, huh?
either way, this got started over someone saying he was a webdesigner (which i took for someone professional and educated in said subject)
I am educated in the subject. I have a Bachellors in IT. I have been web designing for over ten years. Just because my practice is of a hobbiest nature, don't think I'm clueless. If I wanted to, I could quit my $80,000 / year job as a Satellite Flight Director and take up an IT position for half of that price.

Now that the story is straight, I hope you all leave Laraqua's game in peace.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:01 am
by Piano man
Good luck Imp. I'm glad this is settled.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:07 am
by Laraqua
So, um, who likes icecream?

Anyone?

Like icecream?

:roll:

I'm gonna go get some icecream.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:50 am
by imme
Mmmm, although I do tend to prefer sorbet. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:56 am
by Piano man
I used to like Tiger Tiger ice cream. Do you have that flavor there.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:47 am
by trixie
I SCREAM
YOU SCREAM
WE ALL SCREAM
FOR ICE SCREAM!!!

Although I have to point out....that's a lotta peeps screaming....

not unlike in the game I suppose. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:33 am
by paradys
i could reaaly go for a 99, thats an ice cream cone with a cadburys flake in it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:12 am
by SuAside
Came back just to set the story straight. Dude... I didn't quit because of you... I don't want your ego getting any bigger.

euhm, didn't i state it was unlikely that this was because of me? :roll: so my ego is just fine, thank you.
You can just go on being an ass no matter who gets hurt in the process, huh?
aye, but therein lies the rub...
you perceive yourself as if you got hurt, but how the hell did i hurt you? must really be a difference in culture then...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:21 am
by kabukiman
I saw yesterday the movie "wendigo". Low budget, but good story, good photograph and actors. And i liked the way it was ambiguos; was it all coincidence, or the wendigo really existed? I think it was a good scenario to CoC.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:56 pm
by ImpInTraining
SuAside wrote:
You can just go on being an ass no matter who gets hurt in the process, huh?
aye, but therein lies the rub...
you perceive yourself as if you got hurt, but how the hell did i hurt you? must really be a difference in culture then...
You really are quite full of yourself, you know? You didn't hurt me. I was referring to the sanctity of this game by cluttering up their OOC thread with poorly thought-through conversations of how you are so right and everyone else just sucks.... to which you feel the need to continue your petty indifference to everything anyone says against you.

Why don't you give everyone a break and cut your hands off. I'm sure everyone will thank you for it. Myself included.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:57 pm
by ImpInTraining
Laraqua, I am sorry for the continued banter with this egomaniac. I'll stop... I'm gone.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:17 pm
by Piano man
But I guess when it comes down to it. Nothing beats a good french Vanilla icecream sundae.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:23 pm
by SuAside
think what you will Imp...

me? i'll have a Brésillienne. vanilla and mokka icecream with nutfragments and caramel...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:13 pm
by trixie
Nothing beats European ice cream. :(

And croissants. And little crepe vendors on the side of the road! It's just not the same!

Suaside....wanna send over some chocolate and wine? P.p.p.p.please? ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:21 pm
by SuAside
i wish i could, but i bet the customs office in cannuckistan probably wouldnt look too kindly upon sending food & booze across the pound like that... not to mention some grumpy postman might be inclined to swipe it!

you'll just have to come visit me in the land of beer, chocolat & waffles... :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:32 am
by Piano man
MMMM...good refreshing ash. How I've missed the sting on my lungs.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:32 am
by Laraqua
Hehe, don't you know it? Ah well, maybe Louie can find Yoda and get this all sorted out... Plenty of clues were left behind.

At least you're all abandoned and stuff! No monsters to see here....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:35 pm
by Piano man
Yoda would be an interesting twist at this point. What fun Louie would have with a few Jedi powers.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:50 pm
by trixie
In graaaaave danger you are, Master Louie.

I love Yoda. He's my hero!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:39 pm
by Piano man
To be honest I think Louie is going to drop the whole Jedi persona. They are way to nice, and he's pissed off now. I'm going to play him more like ash from now on. Kicking ass and using corney one liners.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:08 am
by Andrew
Imp ran a CoC game on Dark and Moody where I actually played Ash, corney one liners and all, that was funny as hell. I think everyone should play Ash in a CoC game at least once.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:09 am
by Piano man
You'll have to pm me some good ash one liners to use. My favorite is "Good......Bad....I'm the guy with the gun."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:12 pm
by Andrew
I will, I think I did a Google search for them and then tried to make up my own. I discovered the less sense it made, the better it was.
My favorite was, "Well hello Mr. Fancypants!" or "Yo she-bitch! Let's go."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:27 pm
by OathinBlood
Andrew wrote:"Yo she-bitch! Let's go."
:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:47 am
by Piano man
I'm going to have to rewatch the movie. It's so funny it's worth watching again and again.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:25 am
by Mr. Handy
Yeah, I just saw Army of Darkness the other day. Cracks me up every time!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:15 am
by Laraqua
My flat just got invaded by bees. Not shit. There were, like, two living ones, and two dead ones on the window sill. I have no idea how or why they all got into my flat! Are they attracted by my allergicness? The flat mate sprayed them to death (my cupcakes sitting on the table copped a fair whack also) and then left their corpses for me to pick up. :roll:

*sighs*

Can you tell what kinda month I'm having?

Anywho, if it weren't for exams, I'd go watch those movies.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:59 am
by Laraqua
Is -3 dead or dying?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:07 am
by Mr. Handy
-3 or below is quite dead. -2 to 0 is dying, and 1 or 2 is unconscious.

If you're talking about who I think you are, you rolled 13 damage total (I looked up the recent rolls on Invisible Castle). He had 12 out of 14 HP remaining, so this would take him to -1 rather than -3. Thus, he would be dying and could be saved if First Aid or Medicine is successfully administered by the end of the following round and his HP is brought up to 1 or more. He would recover 1d3 HP from this application. This can be done once per injury (up to the maximum lost in that injury), so in theory he could recover up to 7 HP (2+2+3).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:55 am
by Piano man
I heard the bad news. people are going to start dropping like flies aren't they.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:03 am
by Laraqua
Bad news? What bad news?

Charlie and Jill are having a nice spot of wine.

Carson's about to rohypnol (why'd he have it on him anyway?!?) Joel and Leroy.

Louie's having a casual stroll all by himself.

Ronald and Brianna have gone for a run.

Lionel and Agnes are volunteering at the local hospital.

Lionel and Dahlia are having a quiet chat.

Cael's gonna go check on his girlfriend.

Seems like a quiet time in Ash.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:13 am
by OathinBlood
Remember? Carson's addicted to heavy sedatives. That's why he took the hospital job. He always has at least one bottle of heavy sedatives on him, and Rohypnol's relatively easy to acquire.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:15 am
by Laraqua
I know! Though at least in Australia, Rohypnol's also illegal to carry around (or so I do believe). I was just teasing... It's just a real bad impression to pull out a bottle of rohypnol and offer it to 18-year-olds.

Also, happy 33rd, Pianoman!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:28 am
by OathinBlood
I'm pretty sure it's illegal most everyplace but it still exists and in use illegally, so whatever. Carson was actually going to do it himself, but if Joel and Leroy are cool with it, that'll be cool too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:37 am
by Laraqua
Mad keen on returning to the survival in darkness aspect of it? :roll: I pity the fools...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:39 am
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote:Also, happy 33rd, Pianoman!
Thankyou. You're right about Louie being relieved being back in the darkness. Somehow he feels less crazy here.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:26 am
by paradys
leave me out of your crazy scene Carson! my mother warned me about people like you.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:30 am
by Piano man
Come back to the hospital and go to sleep. That way you can party with Louie again. Although he's doing drugs too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:32 am
by Laraqua
Oh dear! Sif you don't wait till you get to the observatory before you 'get hiiiiigh, so hiiiiiigh...'

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:36 am
by Piano man
On observatory......of course. That's calls for baked goods.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:39 am
by Laraqua
Sorry, candy's the best you're getting. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:42 am
by Piano man
That's ok it was enough to sedate his sweet tooth for now. But times a wasten It's time to kick some undead ass.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:43 am
by Laraqua
Good luck with that! :lol:

Happy birthday to you, no undeaaad for you!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:47 am
by Piano man
How about another human then. I'm paranoid enough to justify killing someone.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:49 am
by Laraqua
:lol:

Maybe... If you go to the right places, maybe...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:32 pm
by Mr. Handy
Happy birthday, Piano man!

Lionel got to kick some undead ass, at least. Bloody thing won't stay dead, of course.
Piano man wrote:How about another human then. I'm paranoid enough to justify killing someone.
Image

"No, don't be paranoid, Louie! That's what they want you to do!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:51 pm
by kabukiman
Happy birthday! Maybe our characters will meet in the future... or in the past.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:46 pm
by Mr Zombie killer
This one looks intersting also. What do I need to do to get a character and how does it all work ect ect ect?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:02 pm
by Mr. Handy
Welcome, Steve! I'm sure you'll like this game. There are three different settings currently (all in and around London), and you can join by creating a new character in whichever one you prefer. Laraqua can give you more details when she logs in (hopefully tonight) and help you get started with character creation, but you can find descriptions of the settings here: http://www.callofcthulhu.org.uk/viewtop ... f=39&t=889

NOR is probably the most similar to the world today, and there are plenty of character possibilities available.

ASH is frightening modern survival horror, and it's where the game started. You can read the threads in Chapter One to get a feel for it, and while they are excellent, they are quite long. There are still characters you could play with a minimum of knowledge of the story so far.

HF takes place in London during World War II, and there are lots of character possibilities there as well.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:34 pm
by Piano man
Mr.Handy wrote:"No, don't be paranoid, Louie! That's what they want you to do!"
Well the paranoia is kind of self inflicted. Is it odd that Louie feels more at home in the ash then in the future.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:57 am
by Laraqua
Actually, no... :twisted: That makes a lot of sense.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:10 am
by Mr. Handy
Did Lionel find any sedatives or the like?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:15 am
by Laraqua
Sedatives? During the blitz?! Well, yeah, actually. There's some stains on the floor and some broken glass with the appropriate labels on them. :lol: Might need to call for more from storage.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:39 am
by OathinBlood
Laraqua wrote:Sedatives? During the blitz?! Well, yeah, actually. There's some stains on the floor and some broken glass with the appropriate labels on them. :lol: Might need to call for more from storage.
Sedatives? Too bad Carson wasn't there, he'd be all over it.

Happy birthday, Pianoman!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:43 am
by Laraqua
Ugh! Licking it off broken glass? Ugh!

I just can't wait till Lionel asks for penicillin for some ailment or other.

"Y'need it for what now? Oh suuuure, you want it for tonsillitis. I get it. Suure. No, no, I believe you."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:55 am
by Mr. Handy
Yeah, penicillin was discovered in 1938, but at this early stage it's extremely hard to come by, especially with the war on. Lionel would know this, of course.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:58 am
by Laraqua
True, it was like liquid gold but the real trick is that it was mostly used to treat STDs at this stage.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:01 am
by Mr. Handy
Yeah, I knew that was a reference to syphillis. There was a great movie I saw about ten years ago with that as a plot element about the British in the Pacific in WWII, but I can't remember what it was called. Penicillin would command an extremely high price on the black market. Carson was born in the wrong time. If he'd could score penicillin in the early 1940's, he'd have been set for life.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:03 am
by kabukiman
Tss, tss, Agnes would be so disapointed if Lionel would asked such a thing... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:26 am
by Mr. Handy
Don't worry, Lionel's clean. He's been very faithful to his wife, and he hasn't gotten any since her death...in 1983.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:56 am
by Piano man
Wow 1983. He must have an impressive porn collection.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:08 am
by kabukiman
Well, try to explain that to Agnes: "-I don't have a date since 1983". It would be funny to see her reaction...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:44 am
by Mr. Handy
Yeah, that's why I mentioned it that way. It should be interesting to see how Agnes reacts if she finds out Lionel is from the future.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:18 am
by kabukiman
Hum, it will be interesting indeed.
" So you are older than me, but you aren't born yet? Nuuuurse! Another case of insanity!"
No kidding now, it will be fun to roleplay her reaction...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:10 am
by Mr. Handy
I won't be able to post all that much this weekend, as I'll be at Philcon, Philadelphia's convention featuring science fiction, horror, fantasy, and gaming. So far it's much better than last year's, when in spite of my thorough investigations I could detect virtually no Mythos-related activity. Already I've found and purchased Arkham Horror and the Dunwich Horror and King In Yellow expansions as well as Cults Across America in the dealer's room, and I played in a fun Call of Cthulhu scenario and lost a boatload of Sanity points. Well, okay, it was only 5, but it was still entertaining. And this was just the first night.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:11 pm
by Mr Zombie killer
have fun handy and come back with ideas on how to kill us all in the game :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:28 pm
by Piano man
It had better be a good idea. My guy isn't going to die any time soon. Sometimes it's nice to stroll casually about in a ruined hospital with no signs of evil to bother you. Doesn't mean it's not interesting though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:32 pm
by Mr. Handy
I think he was talking about how to kill the characters in Zombie Apocalypse. Don't worry, I've got plenty of ideas there.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:43 pm
by Mr Zombie killer
Yes I was talking about the other game. Just please this time if one of my guys must die......do not kill him like Buddy before I have a chance to react! I mean one turn I am alive and barking the next turn I am dead and Mr. Foo is thinking what a good meal I would make!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:47 pm
by Laraqua
Mr. Foo? Aww, man! He was alive last time I was reading.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:20 am
by Mr. Handy
Mr. Foo is still alive...for now, at least. Buddy was a dog, and zombies don't eat dogs, just humans. I believe Steve must be referring to how dogs are considered a delicacy by some in southeast Asia.

Unfortunately, there was nothing Buddy could have done under the circumstances. He got shot (accidentally, but he's just as dead), and the only thing he could do was attempt to Dodge, which failed.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:41 am
by Laraqua
Piano Man, that was probably the most Silent Hill-esque conversation I've had on Ash so far.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:44 am
by Piano man
I thought that too. I've watched that movie at your suggestion, and I have to say. Creepy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:32 am
by Mr Zombie killer
Mr. Handy,
How many characters do you play in Ash?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:40 am
by Mr. Handy
I play two characters: a nurse named Sarah Carpenter and her father, a doctor named Lionel Carpenter. Sarah is currently in the ASH setting, and Lionel is currently in the HF setting...and in the ASH setting! Yes, that does sound confusing, doesn't it? ;) Trixie also plays two characters. She did have a third, but she met a rather unfortunate end. Everyone else just has one character.

The Silent Hill movie is great. They show it on cable frequently, and I've watched it a few times.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:56 am
by Laraqua
Basically, it's up to you how many characters you wanna run.

As to survival horror games and their movies, I object to any statements that I may be influenced by such things on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:00 am
by Laraqua
I gotz an exam on Wednesday morning.... :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:58 am
by trixie
Sorry for the slow posting. Been renovating! I was up to my elbows in paint and then decided to replace the floor. Thank god it's done now...it was a week of hell...boxes everywhere, furniture in the kitchen that didn't belong....egads!

All back to normal now though...just in time to go to work tomorrow. :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:08 am
by Mr. Handy
Don't worry, I haven't been able to post much lately either, though this weekend I've been busy with things that were fun. I still have to catch up on a whole bunch of other things I didn't get to do this weekend. I have to go back to work Monday too, but I'll get out early on Wednesday and then I'm off for four days after that.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:24 pm
by kabukiman
I had a awful morning; i had a problem with the car in a highway, it was raining and arrived late to the job all wet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:22 am
by Laraqua
I had an awful morning, too.

And now I'm really full on chips, cheese and gravy.

Is it bad for my diet if the chip shop thinks I'm a regular?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:38 am
by trixie
Trade ya, Kabukiman.

I shovelled dirt in the rain. Doesn't that sound pleasant? It got heavier considering it was wet. Ugh.

Some days I love my job....other days I wish there was a small man that would come and offer to do my work for me, in exchange for some small ring or whatnot. Where's MY rumpelstiltskin?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:40 am
by Laraqua
Why, I thought you married him!

Though I always imagined Piano Man as quite tall!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:55 am
by Laraqua
I vote Cael's the only one who survives in Ash. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:00 am
by Laraqua
I'm gonna make my Avatar a real hottie. That way I got a little somethin' somethin' nice to look at.

I should be drunk, not studying.

So unfair!

Anywho, let's sing ... sing a song ... sing along ... if you know this song...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:26 am
by Piano man
Laraqua wrote:Though I always imagined Piano Man as quite tall!
Actually I'm average hieght. About 5'11''. Plus I love the new Avatar. It's a little intimidating.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:32 am
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua wrote:I'm gonna make my Avatar a real hottie. That way I got a little somethin' somethin' nice to look at.

I should be drunk, not studying.

So unfair!

Anywho, let's sing ... sing a song ... sing along ... if you know this song...
Of course, I found your last avatar was quite nice to look at. Leon's quite cool, however.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:49 am
by Laraqua
I have the best Avatar of them all...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:35 am
by Andrew
Laraqua wrote:I vote Cael's the only one who survives in Ash. :D
Not if he keeps trying to ghost himself! Tried once, big hole through throat. Second time will be more the seppuku style. That's suck running around from the things that go bump in the night while holding your guts in with one hand.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:59 am
by trixie
Me likey the new avatar :D

Only thing better would be Declan....sigh.....

Oh ya and Piano Man's a shrimp. ha hahah!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:59 am
by DSIGFUSS
Image

Sato stands up and brushes himself off. He wipes the blood from his face and rubs his ankles still bleeding profusely from the barb wire. He calls out to Laraqua.

Now what do you have to say for yourself Laraqua? Can we not just speak calmly and discuss this like rational superior beings?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:55 pm
by trixie
Dahlia runs up and kicks Sato in the shin.

"What're you doin' here, ya big uggo??"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:41 pm
by paradys
Laraqua wrote:I'm gonna make my Avatar a real hottie. That way I got a little somethin' somethin' nice to look at.
laraqua fancies somone from a computer game! weeeiiirrrdd.

although i did once meet a girl who admitted to having the hots for Baloo out of the jungle book.

Baloo is pretty cool though. i mean if i had to shag one cartoon bear, just one.....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:09 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:I gotz an exam on Wednesday morning.... :o
good luck kiddo.

give em hell. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:44 pm
by DSIGFUSS
although i did once meet a girl who admitted to having the hots for Baloo out of the jungle book.

Baloo is pretty cool though. i mean if i had to shag one cartoon bear, just one.....
Baloo eh? Are we talking about shagging the one from Jungle book or the pilot version from Tailspin. One looks good in a leather jacket.

I guess if I had to shag a bear. it would be the Charmin' bear, cuz at least we all know he wipes his ass! Either that or Tenderheart bear.

"Carebear stare this you cloud-car riding do-gooder"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:34 am
by trixie
Oh dear.....my daughter will be mortified. :roll:

Poor Tenderheart bear! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:50 am
by Laraqua
Hehe, Carebear is the nickname my vampire character had once and really doesn't want to have again.

Anywho, exam went surprisingly well. The lecturer lectures crap, but she knows how to make a good test - I shoulda expected as much, being as it was the Introduction to Psychological Assessment (i.e. test construction) course.

Still, I refuse to think I got good grades. My grades always contradict assumptions. :lol:

As to Leon, he's friggin hot. Have you even played Resident Evil 4? ohmigod! Though I don't fantasize dating him, I fantasize about BEING HIM!

Does that make me weird?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:28 am
by OathinBlood
Leon has a hard job. Tending to little Ashley while trying to fend off Iron Maidens and Regenerators, some of the scariest enemies in any game, would not be something I fancy.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:04 am
by trixie
Laraqua wrote: As to Leon, he's friggin hot. Have you even played Resident Evil 4? ohmigod! Though I don't fantasize dating him, I fantasize about BEING HIM!

Does that make me weird?
Mmm.....judging from the rippling muscles in his forearm....and the large gun in his hand....I say he's an ass kicker. Myself, of course, entitled to no opinion considering I've never played Res. Evil 4....but I give it the thumbs up myself!

Personally I like playing the ass kicker....more fun! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:25 am
by Mr. Handy
Yes, Leon is an ass-kicker! I haven't played RE4 either yet due to lack of time, but I have played him in RE2 before. It's not so weird to want be him. I like playing good-looking female characters who kick ass (ah, Jill Valentine...). Sarah could, but she's so reluctant to engage in combat (which is probably a good thing!) She's made all of one combat roll so far during the entire game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:26 am
by Andrew
Yeah but she's doing great at dancing! She heals, Cael will kick ass for the both of them. As they say in D&D, "Must protect the cleric!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:10 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:Have you even played Resident Evil 4?
the most horrible console port to PC in many years...

and no, i wont buy a console! ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:15 am
by Laraqua
Pretty lame they made it a crap port. I mean, the controls are just about designed for mouse and keyboard and are a bit tricky to get the hang of in a console. I mean, no auto-aim in a console game? You actually have to aim the gun? Tricky! Though in a PC game you could make it so that he moves AND shoots. Was such a pain having to stand still while firing.

Anywho, exams over! I attempted to give blood and join the bone marrow registry yesterday. I say, try, because my vein/artery, (one of the blue ones) whatever, gave up the goose and gave little blood.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:29 am
by Mr. Handy
Congratulations on getting through your exams, and good for you for offering to donate and register! The blue ones are usually the veins. Technically, veins are defined as vessels that carry blood towards the heart (and arteries carry blood away from it), not the ones that carry deoxygenated blood. The pulmonary vein is the exception because it carries red (oxygenated) blood since the blood has just picked up oxygen from the lungs and is on its way back to the heart, but blood is never drawn from that one.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:31 am
by trixie
Mr. Handy.....amazing. You are so much like my mom. At least....that's the impression I get from the posts you put up. No chance your a sagittarius is there?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:30 pm
by Mr. Handy
Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment. I'm not a sagittarius, but my dad is. I'm an aquarius, though I don't put any stock in astrology.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:27 pm
by paradys
Mr. Handy wrote:Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment, though I don't put any stock in astrology.
typical aquarius

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:53 am
by Piano man
I'm a scorpio and I don't put any stock in it either.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:06 am
by Andrew
I'm a Virgo and the only trait I have is the organization and perfectionist freak part, everything else is right out the window,

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:14 am
by trixie
Pisces for me....the typical rubber duck that everyone tries to sink....but it just keeps bobbing optimistically to the top again!

And moody piano man is a scorpio through and through....ooh! this is fun! i have to admit i'm really good at guessing in person but I suck at guessing online. I'm not really one to put stock in the horoscopes of what's going to happen today...just like the way it shows who in life you'll get along with and who you'll have trouble with. It's interesting.

But I sound like I'm making cheezy pick up lines...."eh...baby....what's your sign?" lol :roll:

ps...paradys...spill it...i gots to know what you are... :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:03 am
by kabukiman
I'm taurus, but i'm also a non believer.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:19 pm
by paradys
uh oh why me? :?

i'm cancer, thats why rhythm is a dancer.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:46 pm
by Piano man
trixie wrote:And moody piano man is a scorpio through and through.
MOODY I'M NOT MOODY!!!!! Ha that's laughable, but for some reason it makes me want to cry.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:05 pm
by SuAside
Gemini overhere.

just checked the attributes that Gemini are supposed to have on wikipedia... over half of them are dead wrong for me. so much for astronomy...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:15 am
by trixie
Ya ya.....it's astrology for the record....astronomy is the study of the stars (you know like the big dipper etc...)

but anyways i'm not sticking up for the majority of astrology cuz it has a bad rap. so not defending it here, just saying it's interesting is all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:56 pm
by trixie
paradys wrote:uh oh why me? :?

i'm cancer, thats why rhythm is a dancer.
ha haha! rhythm is a dancer came on the radio last night during our live rping session, so you were talked about, paradys. Its all good though....the vancouver crowd knows you. good times.

cheezy song though. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:43 am
by Piano man
I have pmed Laraqua to say that I am leaving ash. It's been crazy, and I've had fun, but it's time to move on. Thanks everyone for the good times.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:58 am
by Mr. Handy
You're leaving too?! :cry: Does this mean we won't have Louie to kick around any more?

Seriously, we'll miss you around here. I hope you'll reconsider and stay, but I understand if you have other obligations.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:13 pm
by paradys
the vancouver crowd is so cool

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:21 pm
by trixie
Hi5 Paradys! We had fun. And when that song came on I couldn't help bursting out laughing.

Although maybe it was the 9 beer and scotch chaser laughing a little too. Ugh.....the scotch was such a baaaaad idea. :oops:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:27 pm
by SuAside
toodles, cheerio, ta ta.

please come again ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:30 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Someone should take over Louie. He really screwed over Brianna and Roanld in Chapter 1. Now who is Roanld going to be mad at if their was no evil Janitor.

Damn you Louie!

Hey Paradys... you heard any news about KingInYellow?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:51 am
by trixie
We can still curse Louie despite his imminent disappearance.

After all, he had to go to the Star Wars convention sooner or later. :roll: Although why in the heck didn't Ronald go with him? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:52 am
by trixie
*wipes the floor with dsigfuss' face*

282 ahead of ya bud. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:44 pm
by DSIGFUSS
trixie wrote:We can still curse Louie despite his imminent disappearance.

After all, he had to go to the Star Wars convention sooner or later. :roll: Although why in the heck didn't Ronald go with him? :lol:
Cuz Ronald hates Louie. Haven't you been paying attention...

Damn you Louie!!

You are so far ahead of me in posts Trixie. Nice work! You should teach a course or something on CHATTING! :lol:

We'll call it:

TRIXIE 101. KEEPING YOUR POST COUNT HIGHER THAN DSIGFUSS'

Part 1 :OC THREADS : CHAT YOUR WAY TO VICTORY!
Part 2 :THE DOUBLE POST : WHEN NOONE"S ONLINE...CHAT WITH YOURSELF!
Part 3 : PICK A FIGHT : RAISE YOUR COUNT!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:07 pm
by paradys
thats great advice. i'm going try it.

yo paradys, how come your post count is so low?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:07 pm
by paradys
don't ask me you tosser.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:08 pm
by paradys
who are you calling a tosser you fuckwit?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:09 pm
by paradys
come here and say that! oi....OI!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:09 pm
by paradys
hmm..that works.

oh no it doesnt. consecutive posts don't count! foiled!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:11 pm
by DSIGFUSS
hahahh! Good one Paradys!

Maybe Trixie should be taking your course.. Ha Ha HA! still lughing!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:23 pm
by trixie
Paradys....you rock! I'm lmao!

And shush up dsigfuss....just cuz you're sore that I wiped the floor clean with that big shnoz of yours....I mean seriously! Why else do you think they call it nose to the grindstone?

I'm still laughing at paradys fighting with himself. hahah!!!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:34 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Laugh it up fuzzball.

Speaking of noses to the grindstone... Nah... I won't even go there! :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:28 am
by trixie
Fuzzball!!!! Listen here ya big blotto bartender....I be cleanin' the house with you next week....show up to mop the floors, I need a good rug to do em and yours fits the bill!!!!

You wanna see a match?? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:10 am
by trixie
Paradys....you must be totally hatstand.....multiple postings aside of course.

lol...just trying out my english slang. Figured I'd throw a little insults around that sound like dressing room nouns to me. ha ha

(of course....no offense....just insult me back so I have to go look it up....I found a great site for english slang (uk that is) and I keep forgetting to get on it and use it for my posts. So why not just use it oc? I'll be losing friends at a fast rate I'm sure.... :roll: )

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:02 pm
by kabukiman
So it seems Brianna needs some good old fashion education. With beating. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:16 pm
by paradys
what is hatstand?

your use of british slang is turning out to be as painful as dgifuss's. all this snide lingo is bruisin me noggin!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:31 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Oh really... Am I that bloody aweful? I just hung out with a bunch of English wankers last week in TO. They were good lads... I've got a few Europeans on the site now and I'd take all the tips I can get. So Paradys.... what yah got?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:35 pm
by paradys
ok i'm being harsh. i notice what sounds out of place but who else cares? its probably a lot better than my attempt to do southern in murder in arkham.

the tricky thing is to fit the right slang to the right period, and then to the right social class, and then to the right region...but like its important now that i think about it, go ahead have fun, whats my problem...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:18 am
by DSIGFUSS
No I'm interested in that stuff. I guess I've just been mixing and matching from what I've seen on TV. Name a common region that says stuffy like

dotty bird
wanker
bullocks
Puffter
Pity

and I'll do some research.. see if I can't step it up a notch!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:59 am
by trixie
paradys wrote:ok i'm being harsh. i notice what sounds out of place but who else cares? its probably a lot better than my attempt to do southern in murder in arkham.

the tricky thing is to fit the right slang to the right period, and then to the right social class, and then to the right region...but like its important now that i think about it, go ahead have fun, whats my problem...
Nah it's cool. I'm obsessed with Brit slang since the Brit comedy that wound up on our tv. So now...try as I might to add it to my vocab, i fail miserably once again.

But oh well...I think it's funny that I'm doing such a miserable job. Who knew I could speak better french than british english. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:35 pm
by paradys
no chat in ooc for a full week. gorblimey luvaduck, whats going on?

the irony of running leroy, is that being black, he tries to talk like an american all the time, although i wish now i'd tried putting in some jamaican slang. that could have turned out very wrong.

i just used rozzers for the police though. i could also have used the Old Bill, or my favourite - the dibble.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:32 am
by trixie
Hey mon...don't worry....'bout a thing.....cuz every lit'l things....gonna be awright....

Some day I'll go to Jamaica. And then I'll commit a national felony trying to wear one of their bright hats with no dreads or black skin. It could work. It's not a complete faux pas is it? :lol:

Nobody's chit chatting anymore. I think I'm the only one that likes this oc chatter. :(

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:08 pm
by paradys
did i ever tell you about the raggamuffin business n ting? booyakka!

by the way trix, if you mean those red, green and gold caps, i think thats a religous piece of headwear youre talking about, so it would be like going to jerusalem in a comedy skullcap..

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:43 am
by DSIGFUSS
You're playing a black guy Paradys? That's wicked. Is he from the 40's or from 2007? If he's 2007 you should play em gangstah or at least wanna be, For shizzle my nizzle? Call everybody crackah! In a roleplaying game I think you should throw pc out the window and play how you think that person would talk and then make that character your own... Ronald certainly would never use the N word. But if I was playing a black chick named Shinequa! I'd be waving my hand in the air saying Oh no you didn't! You bettah respect yo self before I make you check yo self girlfriend!!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:53 am
by trixie
paradys wrote:did i ever tell you about the raggamuffin business n ting? booyakka!

by the way trix, if you mean those red, green and gold caps, i think thats a religous piece of headwear youre talking about, so it would be like going to jerusalem in a comedy skullcap..
Ragamuffin business n ting? *claps hands together and grins* Ooh goodie another paradys story....(I still laugh at the grocery day....all the round things....ha ha ha!) Anyways do share!

And I had no idea that cap was religious. Oh dear! I always thought Jamaica, although religious in some parts, was mostly full of druglords and such. Excuse me, my ignorance is showing! :mrgreen:

Hey D, that black chick thing slipped out far too smoothly. If I didn't know you better I'd wonder if you'd secretly practiced it! Oh that's right....you did practice it. I should know you better than that. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:13 pm
by Laraqua
Nah, forget stereotypical black person. I vote the next character made is a Chav. Extra skill rank for anyone who does so!

N.B. Kill some more characters. Or get them arrested.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:40 pm
by paradys
DSIGFUSS wrote:You're playing a black guy Paradys? That's wicked. Is he from the 40's or from 2007? If he's 2007 you should play em gangstah or at least wanna be, For shizzle my nizzle? Call everybody crackah! In a roleplaying game I think you should throw pc out the window and play how you think that person would talk and then make that character your own... Ronald certainly would never use the N word. But if I was playing a black chick named Shinequa! I'd be waving my hand in the air saying Oh no you didn't! You bettah respect yo self before I make you check yo self girlfriend!!!
ah, too late for that i'm afraid. it is funny when people in england try to talk gangsta, especially when theyre from leafy suburb or quiet country village. anyway we have our own urban gangsta slang now - but i'm not going to even pretend to be up on it - the best i can do is my raggamuffin business thing n ting line, which is a hangover from my ravin days. a raggamuffin is a jamaican badboy, rudeboys as they used to be called.

calling all crew - nuff respect for the cockney massive!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:24 pm
by SuAside
DSIGFUSS wrote:You're playing a black guy Paradys? That's wicked. Is he from the 40's or from 2007? If he's 2007 you should play em gangstah or at least wanna be, For shizzle my nizzle? Call everybody crackah! In a roleplaying game I think you should throw pc out the window and play how you think that person would talk and then make that character your own... Ronald certainly would never use the N word. But if I was playing a black chick named Shinequa! I'd be waving my hand in the air saying Oh no you didn't! You bettah respect yo self before I make you check yo self girlfriend!!!
quickest way to get me to "bust a cap up your ass" if i'm in the RP...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:12 am
by Laraqua
If you could be like any one videogame, movie, t.v. series or book character, who would it be and why?

I pick Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. Smooth, in control, with a lot of physical strength, while being gorgeous and righteous without being self-righteous and some funny RE-style one-liners.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:31 am
by kabukiman
JC from Deus Ex. Inteligent, with lot's of augmentations, and fighting for saving the world against a conspiracy. Or Indiana Jones.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:25 pm
by SuAside
euhm, off the top of my head (skipping JC, since he's already mentioned and also skipping the uberpowerful godlike mofos since that's just bad balance):
- V:tM-B's Smiling Jack for sheer awesomeness... an ex-pirate vampire with an attitude problem and a sarcastic streak a mile wide?
- Gordon Freeman, simply because HL1 rocked & that he roughly looks like me. i should be claiming royalties (or so some of my friends say).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:55 pm
by trixie
Anyone watching Bionic Woman? I'd love to run as fast as her, hear from 100 yards away crystal clear, or have a bionic eye. She's an ass kicker!

Suaside...is this Gordon Freeman with or without the big glasses? :mrgreen:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:04 am
by Mr. Handy
For all of you who've seen Zombie Apocalypse it shouldn't come as any surprise that I pick Samantha Carter. She's a brilliant scientist, a highly skilled military officer, and an accomplished pilot. She's tough yet full of compassion, she's got a great sense of humor, and did I mention she's gorgeous? Saving the world and looking good doing it!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:35 am
by Andrew
Brisco County Jr. Well... because he's Brisco!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:04 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Suaside...is this Gordon Freeman with or without the big glasses? :mrgreen:
with, but luckily not that same... :geek:

his glasses are what we call wellfare glasses, because that's the kind of monstrousity you used to get in the 1980's for free from the state financed medical services if you couldnt (or simply didnt want to) pay your own.

either way:
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i got shorter hair, less pronounced cheekbones and very different glasses. but basically that could be me in a few years...

but i dont have an HEV... :'(
Mr. Handy wrote:For all of you who've seen Zombie Apocalypse it shouldn't come as any surprise that I pick Samantha Carter. She's a brilliant scientist, a highly skilled military officer, and an accomplished pilot. She's tough yet full of compassion, she's got a great sense of humor, and did I mention she's gorgeous? Saving the world and looking good doing it!
and she's about to become minced meat...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:51 pm
by trixie
Ah yes....and here's your baby pic (I stol'd it from your mom) :lol:

Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:16 am
by Mr. Handy
SuAside wrote:
Mr. Handy wrote:For all of you who've seen Zombie Apocalypse it shouldn't come as any surprise that I pick Samantha Carter. She's a brilliant scientist, a highly skilled military officer, and an accomplished pilot. She's tough yet full of compassion, she's got a great sense of humor, and did I mention she's gorgeous? Saving the world and looking good doing it!
and she's about to become minced meat...
Samantha the zoologist from Zombie Apocalypse isn't based on Samantha Carter, but there are some coincidental similarities, starting with her name. She is most likely about to become minced meat, what with over 20 zombies lining up to eat her. She's got one trick left up her sleeve, but I give her only about a 10% chance of surviving...the next round.

Stephanie Bridges is the character I based on Samantha Carter. She's currently enjoying a nice helicopter ride over zombie-infested Nebraska and not in any immediate danger.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:17 pm
by kabukiman
Merry xmas for all of you! I will only return next thursday, so try to be nice to poor Agnes!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:28 am
by Andrew
Happy Friggin New Year!!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:33 am
by Laraqua
*growls crankily*

Eh? What's so great about it then?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:19 pm
by SuAside
happy passing of some arbitrarily chosen calendar cycle!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:48 pm
by trixie
Hmm....is the custom of a New Year's resolution fallen entirely by the wayside, or is anyone still bothering to make one?

I think it is a sign of our well meaning ancestors who always wanted to improve on themselves, finally falling into history. I mean, most people nowadays embrace their lifestyles and refuse to change or improve on them. Take me for example. I've no intention of stopping any bad habits, such as watching too many occult shows, eating every scrap of chocolate in the house, or drinking a glass of wine at 5 every day. Who wants to rid themselves of their bad habits that they know are shaving days off their lifespan? :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:40 pm
by DSIGFUSS
I miss Ronald!

sniff! sniff!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:07 am
by trixie
I know! We're stuck in this room, trying desperately to get out...then whamo! Hiatus for weeks!

*Dances my hiatus dance*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:07 am
by DSIGFUSS
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Even puppets cry......... especially when they've been drinking.
SAVE MICKEY!

Mickey the Mouth
July 07, 2007 - Dec 18, 2008

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:35 pm
by kabukiman
So, are we being punish by something we did? Or we will be trapped for eternity in the room?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:03 am
by DSIGFUSS
Well, we are in kind of a hell dimension or something.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:35 am
by Mr. Handy
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"Oh, I'm quite confident we'll get out of this room. I can see the future, you know."

I think Laraqua's just not able to get online much at this time of year. It's summer in Australia, remember, and she doesn't have much Internet access away from university. I'd guess the fall semester would start in February, so maybe then things will pick up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:11 am
by Piano man
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I talked to mighty Keeper and made sure that your eternity would be hell. Mwha ha ha. Trapped like a rat in another room, and I didn't even have to hit you this time. Remember the reach of the janitor is a long one.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:24 am
by kabukiman
We are out of the room! Good return Laraqua! ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:39 am
by Mr. Handy
Hurrah! Welcome back, Laraqua! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:40 am
by Laraqua
:twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:22 am
by trixie
....and you call me the new watch.

Just a post for a smilie?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:24 am
by Laraqua
4902, wench! I'm almost at 5000 now biatch!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:27 pm
by trixie
ok I'll catch up. :roll:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:27 pm
by trixie
:mrgreen: here's one

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:27 pm
by trixie
:o and two :o :o :o :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:28 pm
by trixie
wish we had better smilies on this site :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:26 pm
by Andrew
Image That's a great advertising campaign! Come to Dark and Moody Forums where we have kick ass smilies! Image

Like this one: Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:25 pm
by SuAside
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Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:27 am
by trixie
I'm already on Dark and Moody...although I've yet to find a game to play on there.

Andrew that's hilarious...that was the exact smilie I was looking for this morning....now I can use it to post my grumpiness at being called wench and biatch. RAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:46 am
by Laraqua
Am I to take it that I'm the demon and you're the bouncing pokemon?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:50 am
by Andrew
I forgot where I found that originally but I thought it was cool. I can't tell you how many times I just about deleted it off of Dark and Moody though, somehow it always seems to stay.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:17 am
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:Am I to take it that I'm the demon and you're the bouncing pokemon?
No. :evil:

hahha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:38 pm
by Laraqua
Sorry about any delays in posting, I've got to find a supervisor for my honours project and of course, all hell is breaking loose... *sighs deeply*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:11 pm
by Mr. Handy
Welcome back, Laraqua! Good luck with getting everything done and getting some free time. I think Mr Zombie killer is anxious for his thread to be updated.

Zombie Apocalypse just started in the last few days, but you can choose your characters and join in when you're ready and I'll run them as NPCs for now. I already have Rick Brenner reserved for you, and you can choose up to two or three more.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:26 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:Sorry about any delays in posting, I've got to find a supervisor for my honours project and of course, all hell is breaking loose... *sighs deeply*
studies go first :)

gl

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:06 am
by Laraqua
Sorry I've been posting so slowly. It probably won't get any better until about April 12th when my ex-boyfriend, current flat mate moves out. Until then, I won't be home much... This weekend I'm helping mum fix the house. So yeah, I'll understand if anyone's sick of the waiting game and wants to drop out and re-dedicate to a new game. Just drop me a line if this is so.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:19 am
by kabukiman
Don't think that i will leave you so easily! ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:00 pm
by SuAside
no worries Laraqua. i'll be right here for you when you need me. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:45 am
by Mr. Handy
This is an awesome game, and I'm not going anywhere! :D I've been with it from the beginning and I'm committed to seeing it through to the bitter, sanity-blasting end.

I've still got Rick Brenner reserved for you in Zombie Apocalypse if you still want to join in when you have time, Laraqua. For now I'll run him as an NPC. All he's doing is fixing something at the moment - in fact he critically succeeded on his Mechanical Repair roll! There are also other characters still available you might be interested in. Nobody has chosen Diane Ford yet, either, so you could conceivably play them both. Since we switched to separate threads for Chapter 3, you won't have to do much reading to catch up.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:08 pm
by imme
I'm still here, biding my time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:36 am
by Laraqua
Sorry guys, but I'm crazy busy this week with a Research proposal due and my ex moving his stuff out of the flat, etc. Hopefully have the Net at home by the end of this week - and the Research Proposal needs to be done by Monday anyhow so I should be good to go frequently next week.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:49 am
by Mr. Handy
That works for me, as I'll be pretty busy this week anyway but I'll have lots of free time next week. However, I'll be leaving for a vacation in London late on April 30. I should be back on May 8 unless I get propelled back in time, in which case I'll be back a lot sooner. ;) I might have Internet access during that time, but there's no guarantee.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 5:53 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Yay! Looking forward to playing Ronald again. It's been ages since I had a manly cry.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:09 pm
by Mr. Handy
I'm back and ready to keep playing! London was awesome. I saw Spamalot and Lord of the Rings on stage, and I spent some time in the British Museum. Then just up Tottenham Court Road was the Penhew Foundation, where I met Edward Gavigan - oh, sorry, that's Masks of Nyarlathotep. I also got to see the Cabinet War Rooms, which I hadn't had a chance to see when I was in London before in 2000. The Churchill Museum was also added to the place in 2005, so I got to see both of them and ended up spending the entire day there. They have a lot of stuff in the gift shop about the British Home Front during WWII. It's part of the Imperial War Museum, but I didn't have time to see the Imperial War Museum itself, on the south bank of the Thames. That's supposed to have exhibits on everyday life on the Home Front. If you ever get a chance to get to London, you should check them out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:36 pm
by kabukiman
So i'm back from Greece. I was in Athenes, saw the parthenon, some byzantines churches, eated in the plaka some delicious food. I traveled then to north to Ioanina. I visited the most ancient oracle of Greece (in Dodona), i saw the place where the pascha Ali died (anyone remembers the count of Monte Cristo from Dumas?). Now it's time to reality again. And games!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:59 pm
by Mr. Handy
Welcome back! I've never been to Greece, but I did just see the Parthenon too - in the British Museum! They've got an exhibit that's a replica of the Parthenon that you can walk through. It contains sculptures and reliefs that I think actually came from the Parthenon.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:17 pm
by kabukiman
I visited the british museum some years ago, and saw the reliefs too. But believe me, there is nothing like being in the acropole (even if all you see is a reconstruction and replicas :lol:) .

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:37 am
by Mr. Handy
Hooray, Louie's back! :D

Sarah was just talking about him - don't worry, she had good things to say. At this point, she probably understands where he's coming from better than any other character.

Welcome back, Piano man!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:06 pm
by Piano man
Thanks Mr. Handy it's good to be back. Life has slowed back to a speeding frenzy so I figured why not. Louie always was one of my favorite characters.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:08 pm
by trixie
Louie.....you shall pay! :evil: hahha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:35 am
by Laraqua
Sorry guys, I've exam week coming up (next week) and will be posting really slowly.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:17 am
by Mr. Handy
That's okay, I'll still be here. Take all the time you need, and I hope you do well on your exams. I'll have your Zombie Apocalypse characters continue to do what they've been doing and go with the flow until you're ready to post again.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:32 am
by DSIGFUSS
Go Laraqua.. Educate your fine self! 8-)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:01 pm
by Piano man
So how did the exams go. Good I hope. :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:15 am
by Laraqua
I can't check my results coz I have an outstanding $20 printing cost.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:17 am
by SuAside
hahahahaha, nice... :lol:

you aussies sure are strange.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:48 am
by Laraqua
Cael stands and walks up to the guy trying to turn the doorknob and taps him in the shoulder with the rifle's muzzle. "Pardon me chap but would you be a hostile or friendly? I'm assuming hostile since you have a weapon grafted to your arm."
Awesome quote. Best response ever. However, it made me laugh so much, it was so brilliantly timed, and there is so much reason behind this almost beaurocratic double-checking, that I'm literally lost for words in response. I'll have to try again later.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:37 pm
by SuAside
oooh, such dry wit without me being there? i envy you!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:22 am
by Laraqua
Oh well, you'll always have The Last Express in which to show off your dry, often indifferent, wit.

Will no one stay to help the poor, near-dead woman?

*shakes head*

I'm wondering which player, or character, in Ash is the MOST confused about what's going on in the game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:58 am
by Laraqua
43 references for my honours theses are done!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:43 am
by kabukiman
Agnes deserved the title. A bunch of persons from the future, with an incredible story, looking for God knows what, with one who have the rudest manners she had ever known. Very far from what she expected.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:09 pm
by Laraqua
Agnes ... also known as the most kind and tolerant and open-minded person ever.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:08 am
by Mr. Handy
And we love her for it! :D

Lionel at 0 Sanity is very confused, but he also knows the most about what's going on - he just has difficulty correlating all the information. Lionel at 88 Sanity isn't very confused at all, but he lacks that knowledge. If he had it, he'd be Lionel at 0 Sanity. ;) While Lionel at 0 Sanity isn't the most confused about the situation, I think he's by far the most confusing. :?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:22 am
by Laraqua
Andrew wrote:
Laraqua wrote:How many bullets you willing to throw into the burst? Standard three or something more?
3's good and if that doesn't do it, 3 more. After that he runs and Sarah can kill it. :)
:lol: Tee hee hee. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:29 am
by Mr. Handy
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"You mean after I fail my Sanity roll, lose the maximum 6 Sanity, succeed at my Idea roll, and go temporarily insane?"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:40 am
by DSIGFUSS
Subject: Chit-Chat
kabukiman wrote:Agnes deserved the title. A bunch of persons from the future, with an incredible story, looking for God knows what, with one who have the rudest manners she had ever known. Very far from what she expected.
You have to give Ronald a break there Kabuki... He's really a nice guy at heart.

He's a children's motivational singer. He sings to sick kids to make them happy.. You weren't there when it all went to hell. Ronald's paranoia and rudeness is all a product of Laraqua's sick and twisted scenario!! lol :D

Ronald worked for Green Peace! He looks after his sick grandmother! He's fostered a poor defenseless child wanted by a mad cult and an evil janitor...

Now he's taking candy from babies... look what you did to poor Ronald Laraqua... Just look!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:12 am
by Piano man
Oh give me a break :) We all know that Louie isn't evil. He did what he had to to keep you from getting killed. If I remember correctly there was a shotgun happy little girl that started it all. Hmmm Brianna. Don't trust her kabukiman....she's killed before. :D Besides who could hold a grudge against Louie. I mean look at him he's pathetic.

Image


Evil janitor.....in deed!!!! :cry: :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:26 am
by Laraqua
I can see it now.

A certain man peers at the computer screen. Hmm, Call of Cthulhu play by post? Hmm, Ash, that's an original and thrilling name. I'll just go click on the latest chit chat thread. Hey, that's my picture! Pathetic man? :|

Anywho, Ronald was always the creepiest. I mean, he's a children's motivational singer. He's up there with clowns!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:34 am
by DSIGFUSS
Don't listen to the evil janitor!
He will wash the filth of humanity from the face of the Earth!

His words... not mine! :lol:

Ronald creepy? Really? All he's ever wanted was to protect one little girl! And to one day grow up to be a real boy! Oh wait that's his puppet Mickey! So maybe he's a little creepy then... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:36 am
by Laraqua
The man has a puppet.

'Nuff said.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:07 am
by kabukiman
Agnes will accept many things... as long as her father doesn't try to marry her with one of his collegues. And she read too much H.G. Wells and Jule Vernes, so she is ready to accept a lot of things. Just be polite with her ;) . But don't forget that after seeing Jason with his guts open, anyone would believe any story!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:26 pm
by Laraqua
Ahhh, Jason, still influencing the plot even post-death.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:28 pm
by Piano man
He's like a bad case of hemorrhoids. Just when you think he's gone...there he is.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:08 am
by Mr. Handy
If you think what Laraqua has done to Ronald is bad, you should see what she did to Sarah! :shock:

Andrew, I'm not sure 3 bullets will be enough. Keep in mind this guy does have a machine gun for an arm, so he could get to return fire if you don't finish him in one burst (if he's got any ammo left), and you might not get a second chance. There's no point in conserving ammo if you might not be around to use what's left. If you roll 1 on 1d3 to see how many bullets hit, that probably won't be enough to take him down. Much better to fire more bullets and reduce the chances of getting a 1.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:39 am
by DSIGFUSS
Laraqua wrote:The man has a puppet.

'Nuff said.
Are you a Marvel comics fan? "Nuff Said!" :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:46 pm
by SuAside
Laraqua wrote:Ahhh, Jason, still influencing the plot even post-death.
really? good to hear. he'd have liked that. :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:01 pm
by trixie
Well, I hope if Jason showed up he had a giant hole in his abdomen. I think Brianna's still trying to get Jason off her foot. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:22 pm
by Mr. Handy
Jason has had a great deal of influence on the plot after his death. Seeing him was also key to convincing Daniel and Annie that Lionel was telling the truth. And the hole in his abdomen is the least of his worries after Lionel performed a quadruple amputation on him. The operation was a complete success, but the patient died. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:09 am
by trixie
Eeeeew.....so now I gotta know....which arm and which leg showed up? Or was it the beheaded Jason? LOL

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:18 am
by Mr. Handy
No, he hasn't shown up. Laraqua simply meant that it was his original appearance in the hospital in HF convincing Agnes that the rest of us really were from the future that was an influence on the plot.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:40 pm
by SuAside
quadruple amputation??? what did you do to my Jason?!? watch out, or I'll send Charlie after you!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:39 pm
by trixie
Mr. Handy wrote:No, he hasn't shown up. Laraqua simply meant that it was his original appearance in the hospital in HF convincing Agnes that the rest of us really were from the future that was an influence on the plot.
*plugs ears* la la la la la!

Don't tell me the spoilers...I don't wanna know. Although maybe that's not a spoiler, just a little detail that makes no difference...but I still don't wanna know! :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:22 pm
by Mr. Handy
trixie wrote:
Mr. Handy wrote:No, he hasn't shown up. Laraqua simply meant that it was his original appearance in the hospital in HF convincing Agnes that the rest of us really were from the future that was an influence on the plot.
*plugs ears* la la la la la!

Don't tell me the spoilers...I don't wanna know. Although maybe that's not a spoiler, just a little detail that makes no difference...but I still don't wanna know! :)
Okay, I won't tell you. :P Hey, for all I know he did show up somewhere else and I've just forgotten somehow.
SuAside wrote:quadruple amputation??? what did you do to my Jason?!? watch out, or I'll send Charlie after you!
Relax, Jason was already dead at the time, and he was trying to eat Ronald and Brianna. I sedated him first too - well, I tasered him. We didn't have any proper sedatives left. There is a war on, you know. And Trixie, don't worry, there are no spoilers here for you - you were in that thread too. Before that I shot him about four times with a sniper rifle, but that didn't do much to him. You'll be happy to know he took an awful lot of damage and kept going, but you might be disappointed that he didn't actually injure anyone physically (the only damage he caused was the loss of the odd Sanity point or three).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:37 pm
by Laraqua
...Yet... dun dun dun!

Hey, Doctor, who is that doggy in the window?
Ruff ruff...

:twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:11 pm
by trixie
And.....you made fun of Ronald for his puppet? :shock:

Keeper's got her bloody entrailed, limb severed puppet out again. :roll: LOL

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:24 am
by Laraqua
And it looks like Lionel...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:50 am
by Mr. Handy
Image

"What?!"

Hmm...well, now I know what that dead body that looked just like Sarah in the control center was.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:52 am
by Laraqua
So that's where I put that puppet down!

Sorry, Gods sometimes do forget where they left things.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:25 am
by Mr. Handy
By the way, Louie should get an Idea roll - if he succeeds at it, then he goes temporarily insane, but if he fails he can act freely. Granted, with his 16 INT he'll almost certainly succeed, but he still has a chance.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:55 am
by DSIGFUSS
Sounds like there's some hectic stuff going on with you guys. We've been fighting over a sweetie and singing children's songs.

Still... I think our game sounds creepier.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:56 am
by Laraqua
Give it time...

Ruff ruff!

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:08 am
by DSIGFUSS
Oh I'm not complaining... This is the time when Ronald shines... When things are nice and quiet and all everybody really needs is a good puppet and banjo routine.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:08 am
by Laraqua
All these issues with candy.

Would I give poisoned candy to a child?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:29 am
by DSIGFUSS
That's an interesting question Laraqua!

Would you slaughter a room full of sick kids with a killer metal coil?

All I know is this one's on Lionel eh Handy? Laraqua! You do what you do best. Shock and horrify! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:35 am
by Mr. Handy
Image

"Relax, it'll be okay. I can see the future, you know."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:19 am
by trixie
Are we really still arguing about candy? I just thought it was funny, D, that you'd start singing about Big Rock Candy Mountain, after the whole candy thing. Sheesh! :roll:

Brianna's gonna stick that lollie in somebody's hair....I can just see it now.

And Lionel....what do you mean see the future? I thought you were going back to the future? :lol:

OK I'm done now..... ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:11 am
by DSIGFUSS
Sorry guys.. I will be on Vacation from the 5th of August to the 12th.

I won’t be sitting at a computer while I’m away unless something unforeseen happens. Please NPC my characters as you see fit. I will be eating Lobster and drinking my face off!

Woooooohooooooh!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:37 am
by trixie
I hate re-runs....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:36 am
by Laraqua
I'll be away this weekend. Feel free to roleplay out your various meetings and the like without me. For all intents and purposes, you're all SOOOOO safe... Consequences will return by the end of the weekend. :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:00 am
by Mr. Handy
It'll be difficult for Sarah to roleplay her reunion with the other characters when she's off chasing Phil. Is there any way we can resolve that and get him to come back before you leave so she can interact with the others this weekend?

EDIT: Dahlia and Brianna both have Fast Talk at 60. That should do the trick, I'd think. Maybe Brianna should get a bonus considering their shared background.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:28 am
by Laraqua
A successful Grapple or a Fast Talk or a Psychoanalysis roll will work. Otherwise he'll go hide around the corner and have a cry. It's all a bit too much for him, but he's no real enemy, and he doesn't regard you guys as such, so it's not a big deal to resolve that yourself.

Blackworth on the other hand is gonna pass out.

Have fun boys and girls!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:42 am
by Laraqua
We stand at the cross roads ... on the one hand is a prolonged Chapter 2 (not necessarily a bad thing) and on the other hand stands Chapter 3. Each group is on the cross roads... Be interesting to see which path you take.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:43 pm
by Laraqua
Today! I shall do data entry!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:33 am
by Laraqua
As per DSIGFUSS' advice...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:10 am
by Laraqua
The Problem with being Australian is that while you guys are sleeping, I'm twiddling my thumbs ... become more Southern Hemispherean damnit!

And Trixie, run away to the land down under with me ... we can search the Great Barrier Reef, frolick through the Grampians, sample fine Adelaide wines and dance the night away in Sydney's night clubs ... leave Piano Man, it's me, you want!

*pant pant*

Okay, feeling better now.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:39 pm
by kabukiman
Friday i will be out in hollidays and should only return 1 of september. Please NPC Agnes until then.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:51 pm
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:The Problem with being Australian is that while you guys are sleeping, I'm twiddling my thumbs ... become more Southern Hemispherean damnit!

And Trixie, run away to the land down under with me ... we can search the Great Barrier Reef, frolick through the Grampians, sample fine Adelaide wines and dance the night away in Sydney's night clubs ... leave Piano Man, it's me, you want!

*pant pant*

Okay, feeling better now.
Damn you weren't kidding about favoring OOC threads....LOL

Ok you found me out....it's really you I want darling. I've been yearning for you for ages....*sigh* And besides which you had me at hello.....Great barrier reefs, Adelaide wines and dancing the night away is just icing on the cake! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:57 pm
by Laraqua
Awesome ... come fly with me ... come fly with me ... come fly away with me ...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:01 am
by Piano man
trixie wrote:
Laraqua wrote:The Problem with being Australian is that while you guys are sleeping, I'm twiddling my thumbs ... become more Southern Hemispherean damnit!

And Trixie, run away to the land down under with me ... we can search the Great Barrier Reef, frolick through the Grampians, sample fine Adelaide wines and dance the night away in Sydney's night clubs ... leave Piano Man, it's me, you want!

*pant pant*

Okay, feeling better now.
Damn you weren't kidding about favoring OOC threads....LOL

Ok you found me out....it's really you I want darling. I've been yearning for you for ages....*sigh* And besides which you had me at hello.....Great barrier reefs, Adelaide wines and dancing the night away is just icing on the cake! :lol:
I don't know whether to be upset or intrigued. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:11 am
by Laraqua
:lol: You know I love me Trixie :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:00 am
by Laraqua
Y'know my post count is almost 10% of the entire set of posts on this forum? 1/10th of all posts here are mine.

That's ... crazy.

And that's with my 6-month semi-hiatus...

I can only imagine where I'd be if I never took that time off...

I fear it...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:12 am
by trixie
Um.....ya....so do I. :shock: lol!!!

Scary that still my # 1 topic is the Ash chit chat. Scary indeed...I really am the queen of chit chat threads. :mrgreen:

Btw....
laraqua wrote:come fly with me ... come fly with me ... come fly away with me ...
Isn't it come sail away...come sail away...come sail away with me? The song that is....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:20 am
by Laraqua
:P Let's never leave each other again! :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:23 am
by trixie
*swing dance* MWAH

:lol: Betcha everyone will freak with that. Put that in yer pipe an' smoke it peoples! hahahha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:32 am
by Laraqua
Oh yes! Come with me, baby!

Together, we shall rule the ENTIRE FORUM!

Particularly how my prop-posts in The New Game and in TLE (when you finally pick the right lock) are going to pump it up!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:33 am
by Laraqua
Oh yeah, and prop posts of those books for anyone who's gonna read them ... in ASH!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:41 pm
by imme
I'll be gone this weekend (back Tuesday). Please NPC my character if needed.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:21 am
by Laraqua
Slow, slow Sunday!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:45 am
by trixie
Its not Sunday...it's Saturday! Remember we're in the past! :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:32 am
by Laraqua
Hmm, so true. Hey, would you like me to tell you the Lottery Numbers? We split it? Half and half?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:05 pm
by trixie
I was just about to ask :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:27 am
by Mr. Handy
I was wondering who played Nurse Hammond in Chapter One. I had ruled out Piano man, but I can't remember why. Some sort of timing issue with the posts, I think. Was it you, DSIGFUSS? There was some similarity in writing style. You can tell me, I won't tell anyone else. :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:36 am
by Laraqua
Trixie has really started something now...

The big boss battle ... involves ... the bladder!

Urination, coming near you!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:34 am
by Mr. Handy
That's where you have to make CON rolls every round with increasing difficulty to keep from wetting yourself. isn't it?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:28 am
by Laraqua
:lol: Yuppers. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:12 am
by Laraqua
Kudos to Cael for insulting and offending an NPC so much she comes out of her cave. :lol:

Sometimes, the harsher tactics are the right tactics.

:D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:42 pm
by trixie
Who knew :shock:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:20 pm
by Mr. Handy
And here I thought it was because Sarah finally succeeded at her Psychoanalysis roll. Maybe that's just what kept Anna Blaize from killing him, though.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:43 pm
by Laraqua
Little from Column A, little from Column B...

It all helps. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:39 am
by Laraqua
"Well, if he shows up we can roast him with a flamethrower and make s'mores," says Sarah. "If this were a video game, I'd save the game right about now."[/quote]

Poor Ash Section.

Also, sorry for the Home Fronters but I've got to pause it there while I think of a good way to introduce you guys to Chapter 3... I'd have done it already but this flu has knocked me about a bit. Look for it by the end of the week.

And as to those in the Normal World, yeah, there's a reason why we're slowly going through the motions there ... you'll understand, all in good time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:34 pm
by trixie
99 pages of Chit Chat!!!!

Who knew we could all chit chat so much. :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:14 pm
by DSIGFUSS
You said it Trixie!

I bet you could push your post count up to 3000 easy if you posted to remind everyone what page we were on after ever page!

says DSIGFUSS laughing his ass off!


Page 100!

Page 101!

Page 102! almost at 3000. Must.... keep..... chatting!!!!!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:00 am
by trixie
hahahahha!!!!!

Y'all know me...the one who loves chit chat threads.....I OWN the chit chat BABY! ha ha!

*plumps hair* My reputation precedes me....heh heh! :mrgreen:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:58 pm
by SuAside
and still you're nowhere close to Laraqua, babe. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:55 pm
by trixie
Yaaaa....and yet I beat you in less than two years???? :o You had a running start of like, 1700 posts when I joined the board. :D I'd like my crown now please! Queen of Chit Chat????

And just for the record, no one's as crazy as Laraqua. hahah!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:12 am
by Laraqua
Sheesh, that Laraqua? That bitch? You shoulda heard what I heard...

What did you hear?

*averts eyes*

Nothin.

What was that?

I said nothin!

That's right. And everyone better remember that I ain't the crazy one around here. She is!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:23 pm
by trixie
:o

*points in both directions* *shakes head*

Wasn't me! *shrug*

*whistles*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:48 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Yaaaa....and yet I beat you in less than two years???? :o You had a running start of like, 1700 posts when I joined the board. :D I'd like my crown now please! Queen of Chit Chat????
you had an unfair advantage. Vancouver? I mean, hell, you guys are frozen in half the time of the year! what else could you do but post?!? ;)

edit: well, i could think of a second thing, actually. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:20 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Laraqua wrote:Sheesh, that Laraqua? That bitch? You shoulda heard what I heard...

What did you hear?

*averts eyes*

Nothin.

What was that?

I said nothin!

That's right. And everyone better remember that I ain't the crazy one around here. She is!
hahah! Crazy and creative! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:43 am
by trixie
SuAside wrote:[
you had an unfair advantage. Vancouver? I mean, hell, you guys are frozen in half the time of the year! what else could you do but post?!? ;)

edit: well, i could think of a second thing, actually. :lol:
I could say I would've expected the mighty 'google masta' would have bothered to google Vancouver BC to know what the weather is like over here, before so brazenly making an insinuation like that one that we actually get SNOW. It doesn't freeze in Vancouver more than 12 days out of the year, matter of fact we tell the season change by the change in temperature of the RAIN. Google Masta should've known that! :o

So to take that one step further, I could sit over here, mind my own business, and assume that Belgians as a whole have nothing else to do all day but eat chocolate and talk about which beer is superior for taste and colour. :lol:

So you see, two can play that game. Yes I exit my house more than once per day....no I'm not frozen stiff to my keyboard....and yes, you used to be right here with me til you became a snob and stopped posting more than once a day. 8-)

edit:That second thing? Do elaborate! I'm not sure I'm catching your drift. heh heh :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:19 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:I could say I would've expected the mighty 'google masta' would have bothered to google Vancouver BC to know what the weather is like over here, before so brazenly making an insinuation like that one that we actually get SNOW. It doesn't freeze in Vancouver more than 12 days out of the year, matter of fact we tell the season change by the change in temperature of the RAIN. Google Masta should've known that! :o
i actually knew that. well, not the exact number, but that it's a temperate climate. i actually planned to move to Canada when i was a wee lil' one.

and i don't google that much really.
So to take that one step further, I could sit over here, mind my own business, and assume that Belgians as a whole have nothing else to do all day but eat chocolate and talk about which beer is superior for taste and colour. :lol:
what? you're saying we don't? :lol:
and yes, you used to be right here with me til you became a snob and stopped posting more than once a day. 8-)
more like a wage slave... poor me. now i've got money and too little time to spend it! so i buy useless expensive shit to make myself feel better.
edit:That second thing? Do elaborate! I'm not sure I'm catching your drift. heh heh :P
maybe it would be better if i could show you in person? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:39 pm
by trixie
trixie wrote:
and yes, you used to be right here with me til you became a snob and stopped posting more than once a day. 8-)
more like a wage slave... poor me. now i've got money and too little time to spend it! so i buy useless expensive shit to make myself feel better.

I could help you with your troubles.....what's your credit card number??? :o hahhaha
trixie wrote:
suaside wrote:edit:That second thing? Do elaborate! I'm not sure I'm catching your drift. heh heh :P
maybe it would be better if i could show you in person? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
You're sooooooo gonna wish you didn't say that right there....although funny as hell that you did! Kiara's going to exact my revenge now..... :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:55 am
by Laraqua
This is what happens when someone gives Trixie an in to up her post count.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:55 am
by Andrew
Here's Cael before all the craziness and sanity loss

Image

And here's Cael after:

Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:02 am
by trixie
HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The large 'banana' shaped object just takes the cake.....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:46 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Laraqua wrote:This is what happens when someone gives Trixie an in to up her post count.

Ha Ha! You know Trixie... You could get more posts if you comment on each quote seperately.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:46 pm
by trixie
Them's fightin' words, dsigfuss! Put em up!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:44 am
by Laraqua
The duel is on.

The only question is: in which game?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:53 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Maybe ROnadl will just turn and kick the living crap outta poor Brianna! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:46 pm
by trixie
Go ahead and try! :twisted: My bet is, she's tougher than Ronald. She knows a pussy when she sees one! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:29 pm
by SuAside
she's about the right height to hit him where it hurts...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:22 pm
by trixie
:lol: Poor Ronald! So far he's been nothing but nice to Brianna....despite her odd behaviour etc. Imagine his surprise to be pile driven in the sack! hahahha

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:41 am
by Mr. Handy
Or she could set him on fire, or just blow him away with a shotgun.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:20 am
by trixie
*scratches chin thoughtfully*

thanks handy! :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:25 am
by Mr. Handy
No problem. All I did was remind you of things Brianna has already done, though. She just hasn't done them to Ronald...yet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:45 am
by Laraqua
Forgive my slow postings. My honours thesis project was well on its way to completion, then I got sick for a fortnight. It's due mid-October so I may slow down and speed up sporadically. I will be sure to post at least twice a week for everybody. Sorry guys!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:25 am
by Laraqua
Final Boss Battle:
Image
BAM! Cute attacks!
Just try and kill the cute!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:43 am
by Mr. Handy
Middles is the boss? Never saw that one coming... :o

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:34 am
by SuAside
Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:26 am
by trixie
Suaside! Stop posting disgusting pictures in here! Haven't I told you before???? :shock:

Someone's been a naughty boy! :evil:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:18 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Suaside! Stop posting disgusting pictures in here! Haven't I told you before???? :shock:
Someone's been a naughty boy! :evil:
what? you've never eaten pork? i'm convinced that you shouldn't be allowed to eat meat, if you can't handle slaughtering the animal yourself.

or was this simply too close to home, Miss Piggy?
i'm so going to regret saying that...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:38 pm
by trixie
What, now you're on dark and moody? Do you seriously know I play Miss Piggy in a game...or are you just calling me that for fun???
Image

Miss Piggy, First Mate of the Swinetrek says, "Hmmph! I've half a mind to...to......HEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAH!"

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:05 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Do you seriously know I play Miss Piggy in a game...or are you just calling me that for fun???
i had no idea. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:45 pm
by trixie
heh heh....course I had to play her....she's like my childhood hero! Insatiable flirt personified, with a large dose of hot headed temper. C'est moi! ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:54 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:heh heh....course I had to play her....she's like my childhood hero! Insatiable flirt personified, with a large dose of hot headed temper. C'est moi! ;)
well, everything does fall nicely into place with that note...

i feel sorry for the men in your life.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:41 am
by Piano man
SuAside wrote:
trixie wrote:heh heh....course I had to play her....she's like my childhood hero! Insatiable flirt personified, with a large dose of hot headed temper. C'est moi! ;)
well, everything does fall nicely into place with that note...

i feel sorry for the men in your life.
Thanks for the pity. It's not so bad as long as you watch out for the right hook. :shock: :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:13 am
by trixie
You're all fired!

What the hell! Piano man came through and slammed me in like, every thread!

And Suaside...you're totally gonna pay for that!

See the hot headed temper rearing it's ugly head? Now you've gone and done it! :x

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:15 pm
by SuAside
Piano man wrote:
SuAside wrote:Thanks for the pity. It's not so bad as long as you watch out for the right hook. :shock: :)
i'd watch out for more than that, if i were you...

you have my sympathies.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:23 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Haha! Love the piccie suacide!

Anyone here ever eaten Ostritch? I went to a Brazilian meat house this weekend and they had all you can eat meat skewers. I tried Ostritch for the first time ever. I'm not really sure if I would recommend it. It tastes more like beef than bird... It felt like I was eating dinosaur.

But I agree with you on the animal slaughter thing Suacide. Everyone who eats meat should watch the Faces of Death video to see how it's done. I work next to a turkey slaughter house and their QC guy told me they can get up to 800 kills an hour. Now I wouldn't want to have that job but you got to respect the guy who takes the hit to the psyche to provide food for the masses.

And I'd watch out for Trixie's temper. She'll take it all out on Piano man and he'll be walking funny for a week.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:27 pm
by SuAside
DSIGFUSS wrote:Anyone here ever eaten Ostritch? I went to a Brazilian meat house this weekend and they had all you can eat meat skewers. I tried Ostritch for the first time ever. I'm not really sure if I would recommend it. It tastes more like beef than bird... It felt like I was eating dinosaur.
there's a few ostrich farms here in Belgistan. it's mostly gimmick meat that had a short stint of popularity in the very early 90's.

it's kinda hard to categorize and it certainly is more like beef than bird, but it surely ain't bad.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:45 am
by trixie
Ok....now that we're talking about ostriches! I have to just say that long time ago in a far away land, I had a 'friend' that would use passing by the ostrich farm as code word for getting down and dirty with their partner.

It's only relevant because it's funny that it came up and I'm laughing over here, all by my little lonesome that you guys are now discussing ostrich meat and the particulars of it? Makes me wonder about dsigfuss and suaside and how 'well' they know each other. ;)

hahhahahahhaha!!!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:17 pm
by DSIGFUSS
there's a few ostrich farms here in Belgistan. it's mostly gimmick meat that had a short stint of popularity in the very early 90's.

it's kinda hard to categorize and it certainly is more like beef than bird, but it surely ain't bad.
Yeah.. I wouldn't say bad either.. just different! Just not what I was expecting from a huge bird. I pretty much expected long stringy Turkey.

It tasted better than the pigs feet though. (Though I absolutely love Pigs feet soup)

So what's the most out there animal everyone has eaten? Anything that walks, crawls or swims?

Oh Btw - Just passed you Trixie! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:21 pm
by SuAside
i guess it's caramelised grasshopper and fried worms for me.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:31 pm
by trixie
DSIGFUSS wrote:

Oh Btw - Just passed you Trixie! :D
WHAT!!!! Oh that's IT! :evil: :evil: :evil:

BTW....pigs feet soup is the best....but we're talking split pea right?

The best fish I ever tasted was flying fish from Barbados. Seriously, they fly right above the water and catch the bugs flying along the surface...but if you can imagine a combination of fish and chicken, that's flying fish. SOOOOOOO good.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:59 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Pigs Feet Soup ( No split Pea? Are you crazy?)

2 to 4 pigs feet
2 or 3 cups of dry beans
3 - 5 onions
other vegetables
salt
vinegar
water
4 - 6 big carrots
a cabbage
basil
pepper

Black Bear Jerky is probably the most exotic. Or moose meat sphaghetti. Or Buffalo Steaks. Anybody ever eaten whale? Or seal?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:03 pm
by trixie
Doooood....you put cabbage and beans in there and say that split pea is gross?? Where's the barfing smilie! Seriously cabbage is barftastic! Right up there on the list with brussel sprouts! braaaaaaawp!

For the record....bear meat is not that tasty. Moose yes. Dear....yes. Bear.....yuck. It's too gamey.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:48 am
by Laraqua
The race is now on between Trixie and Dsigfuss!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:43 am
by trixie
Post post post! hahahha!!! I OWN the weekend baby! :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:34 pm
by DSIGFUSS
I'm a shoe in! All I have to do is wait for a lull in the chit chat threads and it's over.

Lifts trophy prematurely! 8-)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:10 pm
by trixie
Damn! You're still winning! Clearly I need to be a mad raspberry scientist to own the board, huh! LOL

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:03 pm
by kabukiman
Hum, about Agnes? Will she stay much more time in the limbo?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:32 pm
by SuAside
Louie, the master of bad decisions...

*sigh*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:00 am
by Piano man
SuAside wrote:Louie, the master of bad decisions...

*sigh*
He sure is. FIght Fight Fight!!!!!! :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:35 am
by Laraqua
I was hoping to start Chapter 3 all at once but it is taking awhile ... so I'll bring you two into Chapter 3 anywho. You've been waiting awhile very patiently.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:45 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Ronald has been patient too. He misses Agnes' cooking.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:27 am
by kabukiman
She is very pleased to hear that (well, she can't actualy hear that). I'm sure she won't mind to cook another dinner... if she survive the library and have any food to cook. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:55 pm
by kabukiman
I found this game Lovercraftian game. It was based in Dark corners of the earth.

http://gamesofcthulhu.com/images/storymode%5B1%5D.swf

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:43 pm
by Laraqua
Just a head's up. I'll be on holiday from the 20th December to around the 21st or 22nd of January. So I won't be able to do any posts in that time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:12 am
by kabukiman
Ok.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:02 pm
by trixie
Not ok! LOL No soup for you! Seriously...a month of holidays with no internet? I'd go insane.....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:04 am
by Laraqua
Okay, this part of my holidays is the No Internet Part. Soz, no posts for awhile. Not until the 20th.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:01 am
by Laraqua
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. Last month I got elected into the position of Vampire: the Requiem (World of Darkness) LARP (Live Action Role Play) VST (Venue Storyteller) and the 25 player team has me busy working out their politics and its impact on the NPCs and the world around them. I'm also no longer a university student and am now looking for work (sigh). Now I've got all of the bases down, I should be posting more frequently.

Sorry!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:16 am
by Mr. Handy
Welcome back! Good thing you didn't stay away longer, or I might have caught up with your post count.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:55 am
by Laraqua
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:55 am
by Laraqua
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:55 am
by Laraqua
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:55 am
by Laraqua
Because I'm petty like that.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:11 am
by trixie
Ya we need someone to knock laraqua off her pedestal. go handy! LOL

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:14 am
by kabukiman
Good return!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:23 am
by Mr. Handy
Actually, I want her to post more, and this gives her an incentive. :lol: I'm sure I'll catch up regardless eventually

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:56 pm
by SuAside
well, you would've beaten her if the other RPs hadn't died down a bit as well, i'm sure.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:31 pm
by trixie
SuAside! I beat you! :shock: hahahahhah I guess it's not hard when you're never on anymore.....LOL

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:39 am
by Laraqua
You will never push me off my posting pedestal!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:38 pm
by kabukiman
In less than 2 weeks I will buy a new computer. I'm already saving everything to a disc. I should be able to play lot's of games that I cannot in this moment (if I find the time).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:26 am
by Mr. Handy
Congratulations on the new computer! I just got a new one last year that can play lots of games I couldn't play before, but I have the same problem of not having time to play them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:49 am
by kabukiman
Well, since computers aren't my specialty, I asked a friend to tell the specifications I would need and best place to buy one (to avoid being cheated in the store).
I was playing dark corners of the earth, but I givup because my computer was very slow. I have been playing broken sword one (I have already passed by the infamous goat!) and Lord of the rings online. But mmrpg are too much time consuming and the quests get anoying after some time, (exception are those of the shire).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:22 am
by Mr. Handy
Dark Corners of the Earth is one of the games I never bought because my old computer couldn't run it. I should have bought it when I had the chance for $10. By the time I got my new computer, I couldn't find it any more.

I avoid MMORPGs, as I simply don't have time. The closest thing to them that I play is Urban Dead, which doesn't take much time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:06 am
by Laraqua
My man makes me play WoW sometimes...

*ashamed face*

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:13 am
by kabukiman
Don't be ashamed, I know nice people who have done the same... :lol:
I'm playing urban dead too!
Anywhay, Dark corners is a bit problematic. The images and story are excelent, but there are things anoying, like the fact that you cannot run. But I love when after some mental shock, you start being dizzy, hearing things and having alucinations.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:47 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:SuAside! I beat you! :shock: hahahahhah I guess it's not hard when you're never on anymore.....LOL
was there ever any doubt, my dear?

and yeah, very busy with work and the time off i do have is spent on either my motorcycle or shooting holes in evil paper targets.

that said, i do try to keep up with this board but i've temporarily run dry of inspiration lately.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:58 pm
by trixie
*gasp* Motorcycle???? Pictures please! :D

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:47 pm
by SuAside
nothing special, i'm afraid. just a Honda CB. ('characterless jap perfection', as i always joke with my buddies who ride Triumphs, Buells and whatnot...)

but it's a -naked- bike. is that enough to get your engine running, Trixie?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:25 pm
by trixie
And what is that supposed to mean, exactly?

I didn't ask to see a picture of you....it's your motorcycle I want! hahhahahah

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:46 pm
by SuAside
don't have any! or at least, don't have any that show the whole bike. :)

this is the bike (in a different color):
Image
so just a standard classic naked bike. mine is bordeaux red with black exhaust, but pictures never do the color justice.

and this is how it looked last winter, after a 15km drive from the trainstation to home:
(do note that the pictures were taken AFTER i rode it home and AFTER it had already been in a warm garage for 10-15 minutes.)
Image
looks like water, but it's actually frozen solid on the tank.

Image
the seat was a tad on the chilly.

Image
some frost on the gauges. good fun.
still started from the first try though, btw. so yeah, characterless perfection! try that with a Harley. :P

worst i drove in this winter was -13° and 10cm of snow.
but tbfh, snow on unsalted roads aint that dangerous, it's when snow starts to melt from salting or snow that melts & then freezes solid is a lot more dangerous (for a biker anyway).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:08 pm
by trixie
Well you have more balls than me. I'd never bike in the snow. Way too much adrenaline for me! :lol:

Thx for the pictures.....dang.... nice ride!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:10 pm
by SuAside
trixie wrote:Well you have more balls than me. I'd never bike in the snow. Way too much adrenaline for me! :lol:
takes a special kind of man (or lunatic) to do so, i'll grant you that. most people didn't want to drive their car at -13°c this winter, and i was pleasantly driving my motorcycle through it.

the looks on the people's faces were always priceless, though looking totally white from sticky snow on my jacket, pants & helmet might have had something to do with that. i was the abominal snowman. :)
trixie wrote:Thx for the pictures.....dang.... nice ride!
well, as said, just a standard naked bike.

i've been looking for a new ride for quite a while now, but i haven't found anything to suit my fancy atm... though the addition of ABS and warmed grips might come in handy sometimes. ;)

still, the upgrade never seems terribly worthwhile for the cost... the only bike i'm actually considering runs about 10000 euros, so i'd better be damn sure if i do decide to go for that...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:33 am
by trixie
It makes me wonder what kind of man would drive his motorcycle to work and show up looking like the abominable snowman....then proceed to work the day in wet clothes and return home once more on said 'naked bike'. I'm beginning to wonder about you, SuAside. You're secrets out I'm afraid.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:21 am
by Laraqua
Hehe ... she has you there.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:00 pm
by trixie
Well to be fair...he did already claim he was a lunatic.

I'm just confirming that fact is all. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:24 am
by SuAside
what i do in my own free time is my own business, goddamnit! :evil:





















:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:59 pm
by trixie
Well, yes, it is, except that you smeared it all over the chit chat, so then technically speaking we're allowed to talk about you. ;) You are, in fact, the main topic of conversation, that and your lunacy of course.

:lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:43 pm
by SuAside
my lunacy..?

by god, woman! get back in the kitchen!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:27 pm
by trixie
SuAside wrote: takes a special kind of man (or lunatic) to do so, i'll grant you that.
Well I'm only clarifying it, because obviously you don't like what you spoke into the microphone, and now that I'm drawing attention to it, of course (because that's what I do) you are upset and egotistically ordering me around? ;)

You must not like a girl who can hold her own in a debate, of which, I'm afraid, dear SuAside, you haven't found in me. I know.....exactly.....what button to push.....over....and over.....and over......and over again. :lol: And yes, I've very glad I'm getting such a heated response from you! Clearly I've successfully rubbed under the collar for long enough.

I WIN! :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:27 pm
by DSIGFUSS
You guys are all lunatics!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:22 pm
by SuAside
don't worry, my dear Trixie, i'm just playing along.

still, i'm quite convinced that you don't belong in the kitchen. afterall, such a strong spirited woman who doesn't know her place like yourself belongs under a bridge (like a troll) and not in my kitchen!
DSIGFUSS wrote:You guys are all lunatics!
what gave you the first clue?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:33 pm
by trixie
*gasp!* You're right on the strong spirited part but a troll! A troll!!!!! Ahem! How daaaaaaare you! :evil:

If that's the way you're gonna play it, I'm the sexiest damn troll you ever met. :twisted:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:28 am
by Mr. Handy
DSIGFUSS wrote:You guys are all lunatics!
That's what the voices in my head keep telling me, but I don't trust them. They're plotting against me behind my back. Well, not literally behind my back, since they're inside my head. Above my back, then.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:58 am
by kabukiman
Voices? So you are madman. I on the contrary, see persons that nobody else see. They are from another planet but they have a mechanism that alow them to hide from normal persons, but me, with my powers I can still see them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:23 am
by trixie
Did you know if you drink more than 3 cups of coffee a day you have a higher likelihood to actually 'trip out' on things, swear you heard voices when you didn't, or see things in corners that aren't actually there?

There's an explanation for all lunacy I tell you! LOL

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:07 am
by kabukiman
Just by drinking coffe? That's strange. Anyway, here in Portugal we drink smaller cups (but more concentrate), so it's dificult to know how much someone here would need to drink until sliping to madness.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:49 am
by Laraqua
trixie wrote:If that's the way you're gonna play it, I'm the sexiest damn troll you ever met. :twisted:
Pics or it didn't happen.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:48 pm
by DSIGFUSS
A sexy Troll?

Well maybe...

Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:30 am
by DSIGFUSS
or this might be a hot troll... a little young for me... But when it comes to trolls.... the laws might be a little different.

Image

How old of a troll are you mystique. lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:40 am
by DSIGFUSS
Definitely a sexy troll...

Image

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:10 pm
by kabukiman
Those trolls seemed more elfs with green/blue makeup...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:26 pm
by Laraqua
Kabukiman has a point...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:11 pm
by trixie
Laraqua wrote:
trixie wrote:If that's the way you're gonna play it, I'm the sexiest damn troll you ever met. :twisted:
Pics or it didn't happen.
OOOOh! Dress up time! :D I will if you will Laraqua. hahhaahh

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:14 pm
by DSIGFUSS
This is Mr. Sigfusson from the department of Troll rights and regulations. We at the DOT feel that the remarks made on behalf of Miss Laraqua and Mister Kabukiman were slanderous and outright offensive to trolls. These beautiful confident trolls have endured enough persecution by the human population. Trolls are as much akin to elves as monkeys are to mankind. The idea that a sexy troll could only be an elf is insulting to trolls all across the globe. Elves lack extended canines, and horns for that matter...

Frankly, we at the DOT have heard enough blatent racist remarks coming from the likes of you puny humans.
Please cease and desist all slanderous activities directed towards the Troll community or we will be forced to eat you!

Sincerely,

The Troll
Deputy Director of the Department of Trolls, Rights and Regulations Division.
Under the bridge, San Fransisco, CA
USA

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:58 am
by kabukiman
It's Mister Kabukiman!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:03 pm
by SuAside
Troll! Not droll!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:05 am
by Laraqua
Hehe, well, I AM a LARPer...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:35 am
by Andrew
Are we on a break that I missed reading about?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:48 am
by Laraqua
I'm waiting on Trixie as she's meant to be the ambassador...

So, go on, Trix...

Do terrible mistranslations across two threads as your PC stuffs up the literal meaning of what one or the other actually says.

I mean, not to put the pressure on.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:49 am
by Mr. Handy
Ronald is also capable of communicating, so he can help out too.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:46 am
by trixie
Oops...sorry....I got lost when we switched to chapter 3. :oops:

From what I read I'm missing a pm somewhere along the way. Laraqua???

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:08 pm
by Andrew
We switched to chapter 3?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:04 pm
by trixie
:lol: Ah yes, hence the mysterious break. I suppose u didn't get that pm then..... :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:53 pm
by Laraqua
No, no, it's only Trixie and DSIGFUSS who could theoretically read both. The rest of you wouldn't understand them just yet. Don't worry, it's coming, the Chapter change-over is coming...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:53 pm
by Laraqua
And PM?

No, no, not double posting at all.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:16 am
by Mr. Handy
I can read both threads too, as I have a character in both of them - the same one, even!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:08 am
by Laraqua
Okay, true, but I meant the player of PCs in one. Hehe...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:12 am
by DSIGFUSS
SuAside wrote:Troll! Not droll!

Ha Ha!! Suaside... Do you wake up this cranky or is there a special tonic you drink?


And Handy.... what do you mean Ronald can hear both sides. Is there a thread I should be looking in?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:18 pm
by SuAside
DSIGFUSS wrote:
SuAside wrote:Troll! Not droll!
Ha Ha!! Suaside... Do you wake up this cranky or is there a special tonic you drink?
cranky? i'd never!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:56 am
by Laraqua
It's possible that Ronald could start peering through the two spaces much like Brianna and Dahlia can, thus you could read Chapter 3 as your PC starts to understand things better...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:56 pm
by Andrew
I feel left out, seems I'm the only one that's stuck in Chapter 2. I see how it is. :P

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:49 am
by Mr. Handy
You're not alone. Sarah's still in Chapter 2 too, and Lionel is halfway in and halfway out.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:01 am
by Laraqua
Things are certainly making more sense now...

:Insert Liar Smiley here:

I think you guys have accidentally missed a lot of the clues that were in many of the other places. Problem with survival horrors ... you spend too long running to pick stuff up.

But that's okay... Cael fetched some of it and I'm sure you'll return to a few locations anyway...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:13 am
by Mr. Handy
That's been a problem with Zombie Apocalypse too. Most of the time you're much too busy staying alive to go around finding clues and solving mysteries. The characters in Under in Chapter 3 found some of the best clues, but they were so intent on studying them that they forgot to have someone stand watch and got slaughtered. Only Sally survived, and she's learned a lot, but she never heard what was on that tape or read the journal.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:20 pm
by kabukiman
Can I read chapter 2, to know what they are talking about, Laraqua? Please?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:14 am
by Laraqua
You can, later. Once they've joined Chapter 3...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:25 pm
by DSIGFUSS
So what do we get again when we pass a level?

Oh and Ronald rolls an 18 for initiative.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:26 am
by Mr. Handy
Our reward is that we get to pick three skills we've used (whether or not we rolled against them or succeded at those rolls, if any) and roll increases for them for each of our characters. If the current level in that skill is 40 or below, you gain 1d10. If it's 41-70, you gain 1d6. If it's 71 or more, you gain 1d4. I'm not sure if we get anything else on top of that.

Sarah increases Psychoanalysis from 36 to 42.
Sarah increases Throw from 25 to 30.
Sarah increases First Aid from 81 to 82.

Lionel increases Dodge from 18 to 21.
Lionel increases Throw from 25 to 28.
Lionel increases Psychoanalysis from 30 to 34.

Meh. :|

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:19 pm
by Mr. Handy
I do remember one other "reward." Roll against POW x 1 on 1d100 for each of your characters to see if you develop a horrible psychic ability.

Sarah doesn't.
Lionel doesn't.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:27 pm
by Laraqua
You also got a +1 attribute point, I do believe...

I'll also be giving 40 skill points to ALL characters REGARDLESS of Chapter. Place where you like in what proportions you like on any skills you have used - not necessarily rolled for, but used (I never bothered to tick what skills were used, after all).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:36 pm
by Mr. Handy
Really? I thought the +1 to an attribute was for surviving for 24 hours. Lionel, Brianna, Ronald, and Agnes already received it, but they're the only ones so far.

I'll distribute my 40 skill points for each of my characters after I find out whether Sarah gets the +1 to an attribute or not.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:50 pm
by Laraqua
Hmm, well, that's right ... we'll wait on the +1 then. Your characters are all tired, too, by the way, and will need to sleep soon.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:25 pm
by Mr. Handy
(Younger) Lionel and Agnes did both wake up recently, after having slept through the day, so the two of them should be well rested. Charlie might not be tired either, as it was still daytime in NOR.

Sarah raises her First Aid skill from 82 to 90 and gains 5 Sanity, giving her 66 total.
Sarah raises her Knife skill from 75 to 90 and gains 11 Sanity, giving her 77 total.
Sarah raises her Medicine skill from 59 to 66.
Sarah raises her Throw skill from 30 to 40.

Lionel raises his Dodge skill from 21 to 30.
Lionel raises his Medicine skill from 80 to 85.
Lionel raises his Psychoanalysis skill from 34 to 40.
Lionel raises his Rifle skill from 50 to 60.
Lionel raises his Throw skill from 28 to 38.

Does Sarah get a Sanity boost for reuniting with younger, sane Lionel? Does Lionel get one for finding Sarah?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:41 am
by Laraqua
Actually, yes, though I don't believe that can go over-cap for SAN rewards? Been awhile since I read that bit. But yes, after all they've been through, a 1d8 would be appropriate.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:06 pm
by Mr. Handy
The only SAN increases that are bound by starting Sanity (POW x 5) are those gained by Psychoanalysis. For other Sanity rewards, 99-Cthulhu Mythos is the only limit. Not even Lionel can hit that one in this case.

Sarah gains 4 Sanity, increasing from 77 to 81.
Lionel gains 1 Sanity, increasing from 87 to 88.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:19 pm
by Laraqua
On a side note, Silent Hill 5 is delectably creepy when playing it in the dark, alone, on a rainy night...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:23 pm
by Laraqua
Yup, trying to get the Robbie doll and failing is ... intense.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:23 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Ronald adds

+20 to Dodge
+10 to Listen
+10 to Sneak

He's a survivalist! When the final battle battle comes... Ronald's gonna be outie!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:53 am
by Laraqua
Brave to the last, huh, DSIGFUSS? Your PCs are all such lovely, brave folk... :D Nah, it fits. Just teasing.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:44 pm
by Mr. Handy
Sato's plenty brave. He'll fight to the last woman and only slip out the back after they've all met untimely ends.

And don't worry, Ronald. Sarah and Brianna will protect you. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:29 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Ronald is very happy to have such strong women in his life... Sato is even luckier to have such weak willed victims!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:28 pm
by trixie
I can't wait to meet up with the group in Yomi. :twisted: Be afraid....very afraid.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:43 am
by kabukiman
Yesterady it was my birthday and my wife ofered me Silent Hill 4. Isn't it good to have a loving wife with good tastes to presents? :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:23 pm
by Mr. Handy
Nice! I got that years ago, but I wasn't able to play it on the computer I had at the time. It should work with no problem on my new computer, but I haven't had time to play it yet.

Laraqua, do Imme, SuAside, and Piano Man know the game is supposed to be moving again and they need to roll initiative?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:55 am
by trixie
I think Imme has disappeared, actually. Suaside is on every once in a while....I'll give piano man a boot. I'll tell him it's from you, Handy. ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:46 am
by Laraqua
I love your wife, Kabukiman.

Mmm, maybe you're right, Trixie...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:15 pm
by Mr. Handy
Imme hasn't disappeared. She made a post just yesterday in Masks of Nyarlathotep.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:25 pm
by kabukiman
Actually it seems it's not silent hill 4 but another; it's called Homecoming. And it says I need to make download a part of the game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:33 pm
by Mr. Handy
I've seen Silent Hill Homecoming before, but never played it. It's a PS3 game; I've never seen a PC version. I'm not sure what you'd need to download, unless it's a patch.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:38 pm
by kabukiman
It is to PC to xp or Vista. I was forced to connect to valve site to make the dowload (I haven't had time to make it yet).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:43 pm
by Mr. Handy
Oh, I get it. I've never seen it stores, but I didn't know that there was a downloadable PC version.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:14 pm
by kabukiman
No, my wife really bought the cd (actually it's a dvd), but after saving what is there, I must make download of the rest from the site.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:18 pm
by Mr. Handy
I guess it's just one of those games that's not available on PC in America, then, at least not in stores. Fortunately I can always buy the PS3 version once it comes down in price to someting reasonable.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:45 am
by Laraqua
The Steam version is handy as you don't need the CD key. Maybe see if you can download it via the Steam program? It is a really good game, actually. I'd say it's more like a bridge between the themes (not the plot, but the themes) of Silent Hill 1 and Silent Hill 2... Can't give anything else away.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 4:55 pm
by kabukiman
Strange... I had to put the cd key (it came with the box) AND I have to download the game.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:14 pm
by SuAside
kabukiman wrote:Strange... I had to put the cd key (it came with the box) AND I have to download the game.
you can buy online, and download it straight from Steam (you get no physical components).
however, if you buy a Steam game in the store, you'll need to enter the CD key and the ability to install the game from CD or DVD.

also: happy bday!
kabukiman wrote:No, my wife really bought the cd (actually it's a dvd), but after saving what is there, I must make download of the rest from the site.
those are most likely updates / patches for the game. normally, you can manually abort the update, but i'd advize against it.
Mr. Handy wrote:Laraqua, do Imme, SuAside, and Piano Man know the game is supposed to be moving again and they need to roll initiative?
the answer would be: yes, i'm checking this forum about every 2 days, but nothing was said in the previous thread about moving to a new one? didn't want to metagame my way into another thread that was perhaps ahead of my own.

anyhow, for letting this slip you can penalise my initiative if you want. Charlie would probably spend his time looking at the guy playing with his weapon and keeping everyone away from Jill til he has figured out just what the fuck is going on... :)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:21 pm
by Mr. Handy
Laraqua did instruct all of us to move to the new Chapter Three thread in this post.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:07 am
by Laraqua
It's cool. You can still roll Initiative. I should have bugged everyone about it earlier.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:49 am
by kabukiman
SuAside wrote:
kabukiman wrote:Strange... I had to put the cd key (it came with the box) AND I have to download the game.
you can buy online, and download it straight from Steam (you get no physical components).
however, if you buy a Steam game in the store, you'll need to enter the CD key and the ability to install the game from CD or DVD.

also: happy bday!
kabukiman wrote:No, my wife really bought the cd (actually it's a dvd), but after saving what is there, I must make download of the rest from the site.
those are most likely updates / patches for the game. normally, you can manually abort the update, but i'd advize against it.

That makes sense.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:05 pm
by Laraqua
Again, I love your wife's taste in games.

Tell her so for me...

Your wife is the awesome.

*worships at Kabukiman's wife's feet*

By the way, I have a Silent Hill 2 Pyramid Head t-shirt! I didn't even know they produced them until an old friend of mine bought for me on a trip to America.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:35 pm
by kabukiman
Thanks, I'm sure she will like to know she has an admirer...
Finished the downloads but it was too late, so I only saw the movie at the beggining. Seems great, and guess what I will be playing this weekend :evil:
I never played silent hill 2 (didn't have a computer good enought at the time, and now it's impossible to find the game, unless I find someone who sells it). The pyramid is a foe, isn't it?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:52 pm
by Mr. Handy
I got Silent Hill 2 years ago (first one I played, and my favorite so far), and you'd probably have to go online to find someone selling the PC version of it. I do still sometimes see used copies of the PS2 version for sale in stores. Yes, Pyramid Head is an recurring enemy. I don't want to say too much more about him because I don't want to give away any surprises.

Enjoy the game (when you have a chance to play it)!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:47 pm
by SuAside
Mr. Handy wrote:Laraqua did instruct all of us to move to the new Chapter Three thread in this post.
now that's odd, i remember the post before that, but the thread never got flagged as having a new post after that... strange.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 5:24 pm
by trixie
Maybe you got a new set of eyes over the weekend and don't remember. Happens to me all the time. :lol:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:18 am
by Laraqua
Initiative

Jill - 22
Sarah – 21
Daniel - 21
Cael - 19
Ronald – 18
Charles - 18
Old Lionel – 18
Agnes - 17
Dahlia – 13
Louie - 11

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:34 am
by Mr. Handy
Brianna also got a 20, back in the Chapter Two thread. There are other NPCs aboard (Annie, Phil, Stephen, and Aidan) who don't have initiative numbers yet.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:28 am
by Laraqua
I'll get this game back on track by Friday. Sorry for the wait. Things have been hectic but look like they'll be slowing down.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:57 am
by Mr. Handy
Hooray, and welcome back! 8-) Keep in mind I will be away this weekend, but if you post early enough on Friday in Australia it will still be Thursday here (though I do need to wait for Jill). Still, you know what Sarah and Lionel are doing unless someone else does something before they go that might influence that. Does Daniel act before Sarah?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:01 am
by Laraqua
Okay, let's get this party started! beginning with Jill!

Jill - 22
Sarah – 21
Daniel - 21
Cael - 19
Ronald – 18
Charles - 18
Old Lionel – 18
Agnes - 17
Stephen - 14
Dahlia – 13
Louie - 11
Annie - 10

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:11 am
by Mr. Handy
Did you PM Imme (and the other players) to let them know the game's starting again?

Brianna goes on 20; she's missing from the above table. Aidan, Annie, and Phil aren't listed either, but you have Daniel listed as 21 and Blackworth as 10. One of them is probably supposed to be somebody else.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:12 am
by Laraqua
Wow, its been awhile I can hardly remember who Aidan and Phil were... That's bad. I'll have to do some back reading.

And yeah, one of them was supposed to be Annie, the lower one.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:50 am
by Mr. Handy
Imme last logged in on May 26. I know she's been very busy - she had to drop her character Dr. Heather Kilgore in Reboot over on Dark and Moody, and I took her over just before the Keeper (ImpInTraining) would have killed her off.

Is Louie with us?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:07 am
by Laraqua
Louie came on with the other shadowy silhouettes. Going back over things, I don't think Aidan is likely to do anything other than gape in horror at this stage. Phil? Who the hell is Phil? *ponders* I really need to read this over again but I'm being dragged all over the place that it'll just bog down further if I have to read back. Can anyone give me a quick refresh? Yeah, I know, I've gone downhill as a Keeper... *sigh* That's the trouble with campaigns that take years to get to resolution. Just because you have time at the start doesn't mean you'll have enough time by the end of it.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:46 pm
by Mr. Handy
Louie will need an initiative score too, then.

Phil is Phil McGrew from World War Two. He was a sixteen-year-old mechanic's apprentice. Sarah and Cael found him hiding in that cupboard on the floor with the control center (Sarah stopped his nosebleed). Phil knows a lot about electronics and computers now, having learned a lot during the three years and four months he spent in the 21st century (of course, those memories are likely fabricated).

You're a great Keeper, and it's very hard to remember details from months or years ago in a long campaign. For instance, right now the in Sword section of Zombie Apocalypse I'm referring back to events that happened three years ago way back in Chapter 1. Speaking of Zombie Apocalypse, I need a Sanity roll from Cynthia (and an action too if you want her to do anything) - haven't heard from Helen either in weeks - and I'm waiting for a post for Katarina.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:48 am
by Laraqua
Jill - 22
Sarah – 21
Daniel - 21
Cael - 19
Ronald – 18
Charles - 18
Old Lionel – 18
Agnes - 17
Phil - 16
Aidan - 16
Stephen - 14
Dahlia – 13
Louie - 11
Annie - 10

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:49 am
by Laraqua
There, that should be all. I'll run Jill in the meantime.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:01 am
by Mr. Handy
Imme did check in earlier - she posted in the Masks Chit-Chat thread. Maybe we should give her a chance to post?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:40 am
by Laraqua
At the moment, there'd be nothing that'd help Jill react to what's about to happen... However, I'm happy to have her considered having held her action until Imme returns to us.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:41 am
by Mr. Handy
Sarah's action is held too, so she can also interrupt what she's doing when it happens, but Jill gets to react first, since she's on 22 and Sarah is on 21.

Brianna's on 20, so she's up next.

By the way, you haven't posted in Zombie Apocalypse in a while. Things are getting very interesting in Juno (to say the least). I'm waiting for a Sanity roll and an action for Cynthia, and an action for Helen as well.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:11 am
by kabukiman
I will be out in hollidays in Holand, with no acess to net. I'l be out after to Belgium, so I will only have acess to the net in a regular way, after 20 of september. See you by that time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:32 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Hey... I'm back from my crazy work summer. Can Ronald just jump back in or is there anything craszy going on.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:51 am
by Mr. Handy
Right now we're in a combat round, but the crazy stuff hasn't actually happened yet. We're going in descending order of initiative (there's a table some posts above). Right now it's Brianna's turn - she goes on 20. Ronald goes on 18.

By the way, I found a used PS2 version of Siren pretty cheap a while back, but I haven't had a chance to play it yet. I think Laraqua had called it "Forbidden Siren," but I know it's the game she was talking about because it mentioned sightjacking. I also saw used PS2 versions Fatal Frame 1, 2, and 3 for sale, but the price is $40 each. I have a discount card that gives me 10% off, but even so that's $108 plus tax for all three. Nobody's bought them in over a month, so I think it's safe to wait for them to lower the price.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:15 pm
by Mr. Handy
It's Cael's turn now, on 19. Then Ronald, Charlie, and Old Lionel go on 18.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:16 am
by Laraqua
Sorry everyone.

I've been sick off and on with various colds and flus. Mum blames it on the damp - there's mold that grows from mid-Autumn to mid-Spring on almost every door, window, and some of the walls in the house. Gotten worse since the new flat mates moved in as its doubled the number of showers. There's been net troubles, new flat mate settling in issues, job hunting, starting up with volunteering, and all kinds of other random stuff that keeps rearing its ugly head.

I'm sure that a few of the players will have dropped out since August. That's fine. I can understand that. Who's still here and still willing to play?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:28 pm
by kabukiman
Sorry to hear that, I hope you get better. I'm here, always waiting for you ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:57 am
by Mr. Handy
I'm still here and ready when you are! Welcome back, Laraqua! I hope things get better for you soon too. You might want to PM players who don't post in this thread to let them know the game is back on, as they might not even be checking it any more. Andrew still hasn't posted for Cael in your absence, and it's his turn to act.

Chapter 5 of Zombie Apocalypse has already gotten underway, but you haven't missed much. Your characters are fine and ready for you to take over again any time. The Chapter 5 subforum has all of the relevant threads. Katarina started out in the Lockbox, but she moved to Terror By Night partway through. Cynthia is in A Dark and Stormy Night (so is Helen, if Raziel returns too). You only have a few pages to read to catch up for each of them.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:06 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Still here. Ready to get crazy

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:17 pm
by trixie
Like you weren't well on your way already...... ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:56 pm
by Andrew
Welcome back. Sorry to hear about your troubles, I've definitely had my fair share this year and more.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:37 am
by Mr. Handy
Welcome back, everyone! Here's the turn order again (slightly edited by me to include Brianna):
Laraqua wrote:Jill - 22
Sarah – 21
Daniel - 21
Brianna - 20
Cael - 19
Ronald – 18
Charles - 18
Old Lionel – 18
Agnes - 17
Phil - 16
Aidan - 16
Stephen - 14
Dahlia – 13
Louie - 11
Annie - 10
Charles gets to act now, and then I'll post for Old Lionel.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:16 am
by Laraqua
Just so you guys know, this is the last stretch of the campaign. Of course, by play-by-post standards that means we should be able to finish it by the end of 2010 (that still seems like a science fiction futuristic date). If we stay as quick as we were this week, we might be able to have it finished by August even.

Of course, that depends on a successful finish. Technically Cael could screw the whole helicopter rolls and crash the chopper and then the survivors could all flunk their rolls in the next monstrous encounter ... but failing that, woo! Homeward stretch!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:18 am
by Mr. Handy
Hooray! :D Are we still in a combat round now, or is that resolved now that I've made my post?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:24 am
by Laraqua
I think it's resolved for now. Even if Ronald starts fighting Louie again, I'm sure we can resolve it in a fairly free-form manner as Ronald is unlikely to win that anyway.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:36 am
by Mr. Handy
Agnes is played by Kabukiman, who has already checked in, so you probably shouldn't be running her as an NPC. If Aidan or Phil would close the door, however, that would be a big help!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:41 am
by Laraqua
hehe, I meant to post down Aidan, actually.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:38 am
by kabukiman
Yes, put your hands out of my dear Agnes :evil:

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:31 pm
by Laraqua
hehe

Never

hehe

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:08 pm
by trixie
I see nothing's changed.... ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:45 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Laraqua wrote:I think it's resolved for now. Even if Ronald starts fighting Louie again, I'm sure we can resolve it in a fairly free-form manner as Ronald is unlikely to win that anyway.

Hey! What are you saying Laraqua!?! Are you saying that Ronald couldn't take Louie in a fair fight?! Well you're probably right.. Ronald couldn't take Dahlia either I suppose. Poor Ronald.... He'll have to pull hair and pinch and scratch then i guess...

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:18 am
by trixie
See I thought wet willies and wedgies were more Ronald's style.... ;)

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:28 pm
by Laraqua
I'll be off on Wednesday. Won't be posting regularly until January.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:12 am
by Mr. Handy
That's okay, I'll be very busy in December myself.

Your characters in Zombie Apocalypse are ready for you take over when you are. Unfortunately, Raziel's character Helen met a horrible end. If he wants to get back in, there are other characters added in Chapter 5 to choose from without too much catching up (Julie in Sword would be a good choice, as she's with Katarina), and he can also create a new character in Gold and/or Omaha.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:52 am
by DSIGFUSS
Really?

Hey Tracy the newbie... who are you playing. I hope its Louie...

Image

Have you met Mickey the Mouth Tracy? He likes newbies... Isn't that right Mickey?

Image

You betcha Ronald.. I even know a song for such an occasion...

Who is here today,
who is here today,
Everybody clap and say,
Who is here today.

Tracy is here today,
Tracy is here today,
Everybody clap and say,
Tracy is here today.

YAAAAAAAAAAY!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:41 am
by DSIGFUSS
Just to clear things up.. My character Ronald is a children's motivational singer. lol

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:31 am
by trixie
Hey! Mickey! This is an oc thread! And besides, who let you outta yur box!? :lol:

Welcome Tracy! You ever play pbp before?

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:34 am
by Laraqua
Oh Mickey....

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:14 pm
by kabukiman
Welcome to the gang, Tracy!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:43 am
by Mr. Handy
I hope Tracy is a real person who wants to join the forum, but there are certain things that make it unlikely. Tracy is one of three user names that were all created in the last month or so from the same IP. The first of them has never posted, and the other two made exactly one post each in old threads with a similar generic message and the same spammy link in the signature.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:14 am
by Laraqua
Plus I've never heard of this person before. Thank Mr. Handy for his brilliant deduction.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:46 am
by DSIGFUSS
Then Mickey turns suddenly violent and stabs Tracey with dark childish humor.

Image

Tracy is a poo poo head
Tracy is a doo doo head
Stand up
Sit down
Doo Doo on her poo poo head.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:52 am
by Laraqua
Ah .... I think Ronald needs some time to breathe.... Let's all give Ronald some breathing time.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:41 pm
by DSIGFUSS
haha... ok breathing time over.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:13 am
by trixie
hahaha!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:36 am
by Laraqua
So who's still on board? Let's get this helicopter landed at the cinema! (I'm presuming Cael re-directed the flight from what Nurse Sarah said).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:53 am
by Mr. Handy
I'm ready and raring to go!

We can probably still find Andrew (Cael), DSIGFUSS (Ronald), Trixie (Brianna and Dahlia), and Kabukiman (Agnes), as they've still been active recently. You may need to PM them so that they know the game is back on.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:24 am
by Laraqua
I'll do a big update later on once I've finished reading the other chapters (which by the way, I just realised this campaign has cooler stuff in it than I remembered, nicely done everyone!). Thus far in Chapter Three, Jill, Charlie, and Lionel hurried into a library to find a particular book (which he has grabbed) while Agnes and Young Lionel came in looking for two individuals in response to a message.

Also, here's a summary from Mr. Handy in one of the threads:

"Ronald and Brianna managed to get out of the room where you (as in Louie) left them and found themselves in some kind of secret temple under the hospital. Unfortunately, they weren't alone. There were these ghostly children down there that they managed to escape from, and something else too. One of the patients from the Children's Ward, a teenager with terminal cancer named Jason, had apparently been burned to death, and his reanimated corpse pursued them. They found a secret passage into the boiler room in the basement and then fled upstairs, and that's when I met them. I don't know exactly at what point they made the transition, but Jason followed them back.

"I had been hoping to find other people in my situation, and the hospital seemed a good place to look. Others could have been wounded in the air raid and taken there. Before that, I had been helping Daniel and Annie look for other survivors, and that's when I found Jennifer's body. Near it was a shard of glass, debris from the bombing. In it I saw the reflection of a horrible canine creature's face, but there was no sign of the hound itself. It was a terrible sight, and I hid the glass under the rubble so nobody else would have to look at it. Jennifer had a lot of useful things on her: a high-powered sniper rifle, a pistol, extra ammo, a taser, a machete, her mobile, and other things on her belt and in her backpack. Daniel and Annie confiscated the guns and were under the mistaken impression that the poor girl was a German spy. I could have simply headed off on my own at that point, but I had a feeling about the two of them. I knew they were important and that I needed their help, so I went with them to the warden's post rather than head to a shelter. As I did, I tried to convince them of the truth of Jennifer's origin, while still leaving out my own. I demonstrated the mobile's functions for them, but they still weren't convinced and were very suspicious of me. I convinced them to come to the hospital to look for others like her, since it was unlikely she would be alone. That's where we met Agnes, Ronald, and Brianna - and then Jason.

"Daniel and Annie tried to shoot him, but none of their shots hit. I told Daniel to pass me the rifle, and I shot that thing multiple times. Didn't even seem to slow it down. Ronald and Brianna ran away into a room, and the creature crawled past me after them. I pursued it, and since the rifle had proven ineffective, I hit upon the idea to use the taser. Before I could close with it, an unexploded bomb outside the hospital went off. It killed a doctor, but the four of us got off with only light wounds. While the zombie was pinned under the rubble, I gave it a jolt and it worked like a charm, stunning it. Unfortunately there were a bunch of people who saw me use the device, but one benefit of the times in which we find ourselves is that people are accustomed to maintaining secrecy, so they'll figure that that piece of advanced electronics is classified. While it was stunned, I put a bullet in its head, then went to treat the other people who had been wounded in the blast, thinking that had done it. Of course, it turned out not to have, and the thing grabbed Agnes by the ankle. I gave it a second shock before it could cause any damage, and then sent Agnes to retrieve a bone saw while it was immobilized. When she got back with it, I amputated the creature's limbs, which did the trick. Daniel and Annie missed all this, but they came by afterwards and saw the result. At that point I explained everything to them and Agnes, and they believed me."

Anyhow, Daniel and Annie left, as we were all exhausted, and they told us to meet them the next day at the library. I presume they meant this one. They took all of Jennifer's things, and Daniel had already taken my mobile and my wallet before, back when he was suspicious of me, so he's still got them. The rest of us went back to Agnes's flat for some delicious Woolton pie that she cooked for us, and then we all slept through the entire day. We were awakened by air raid sirens that night, and we all went to the nearest shelter. There was a woman there who was rather shocked to see Brianna. She told us had a daughter who looked exactly like her, but the girl is gone now. I don't know if she's simply missing or passed on, but I have a hunch that the cult may be involved. By the way, do you have any idea how you got where you are now? If only Sarah could have gone with you."

"There was a nurse listening in on our conversation in the hospital. I'm not sure how much she heard, and Agnes didn't recognize her. When I asked her who she was and invited her to join us, she refused and rudely slammed the door. Later we got sealed in the pantry somehow when we were storing the remains. The door seemed crusted over and we could not open it, but that ghost child let us out. She knocked three times on the door from the other side, and when I knocked back three times it opened. She was gone, leaving only a puddle of water and her laughter. Before we left the hospital, we paid a visit to the Children's Ward. While we were there we all caught a glimpse of what it must have looked like in our time. The one that I believe sent us here communicated with me while I was in there, speaking through the nurse who was on duty. The voice was very disturbing and sounded like it was coming from within my mind, and it said that I had better do my duty quickly, whatever that means. My best guess is that it means we must stop the cult and save the children, and that we only have a limited amount of time.

"When we were in the air raid shelter, I had a sort of vision of the future. I was back in the ash in some room filled with chemicals, and Dahlia was with me. Then something decidedly odd happened to Ronald. His flesh began to bubble, though it did not appear to be harming him. Then he simply vanished. The people gathered there saw the whole thing and feared it was a gas attack, but I managed to keep them from rushing out in a panic. I believe he returned back whence he came, but what you've told me gives me hope that maybe he's where you are, and Brianna as well. She vanished in the same manner while we were walking to the library, and there was nothing we could do to stop her. She was so upset when Ronald was taken and missed him terribly, but perhaps she's with him now. I miss them both as well. Brianna has so much in common with my daughter Sarah, and I'd grown rather attached to her in the short time we had. I fear it is only a matter of time before I'm taken away as well, so we had best act quickly and do whatever it is I was sent here to do. I just wish I knew what exactly that is."

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:27 am
by Laraqua
The book Lionel grabbed was the Tome of Ibn'Kha. The cover appears to have been cut from the skin of a scaled reptile and the interior pages are loose leaf and hand-written. There is something nerve-wracking about touching the cover in order to take it out of the book case.

Lionel's Perspective:

Louie gets a distant look in his eyes as he thinks about all that has happened. He shakes his head slightly to clear it and answers the Doctor. Well most you know from talking to Ronald, and Brianna. Only from my perspective I was saving their lives, not betraying them. If I had betrayed them maybe things would be back to normal by now. Betraying Brianna, and sacraficing her to the lake was supposed to....Louie stops and thinks of the best wording to use...appease the spirits below. I was the betrayer....that was my job, but I wasn't strong enough. I loved Brianna like she was my own child. Her parents died in the crash that burned her, and she was chosen because of that. I was to lull her into loving me, and then betray her by sacrificing her to the lake. But I loved her more than I thought I could, and I couldn't do it. It was the only thing I could do...he trails off for a moments as he wipes a tear from his eye. He thinks about Brianna, and his heart breaks that she thinks he could ever hurt her.

I put on my black robe and wandered the halls of the hospital looking for people who might need help. I helped save some people...who are all dead now....I think. That's around the time that I ran into Sarah. She to was trying to help people....you would have been proud. We parted ways and I left the hospital.

I was driving around in the ash for what seemed forever. It's kind of like the Gunslinger in those Steven King novels. Time just didn't seem to function properly...The world seemed to have moved on is what they said in the books...or something like that. by what you said you've done much more than me since this has all started. I think that might explain it. It's like in those books we keep jumping from reality to reality, and time to time, only we don't have doors, and don't control it ourselves.

Louie looks at the Doctor and shrugs. Anyways...I fazed out of that realty, and had a head on collision with Jill and him....Louie points at Charlie with a look of disgust. And now we are here. He finishes his story, and hangs his head as he thinks more about Brianna.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:31 am
by Laraqua
The the helicopter with Cael, Blackworth, Sarah, Ronald, and the kids arrives, this is how they look:

A few figures come out of the helicopter, moving cautiously, the stink of carnage flowing over and around them. Where they step, chunks of gore come loose and fall on the ground, leaving a trail of blood behind them. Their flesh, now that you can see them more clearly, writhe with worm-like shadows that twist beneath their shuddering skin. Each figure have eyes shrouded in shadows, and when they open their mouths, their teeth gleam bone-white.

But for the two little girls and Ronald, who are recognizable, the ones appear as recognizable as monsters.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:32 am
by Laraqua
Agnes theory about that: -So, we can only see those we have already meet. Unless the others are monsters in disguise, and only we can see them by their true form, but it's better not to think of that... Lionel, ask something that only your daugther could knew

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:47 am
by Laraqua
When Dahlia used psychometry on Blackworth (before he turned to ash), she saw that the ash was a monster that was searching for them. Sarah wasn't sure if that meant there was a monster hiding in the ash, like the Hound, or something else. Then Blackworth becomes 'possessed?' and starts turning into ash. Sarah dumps special powder on him.

Dahlia still has seven doses of powder left in her bag. Sarah now has five after the one she just threw. There are six other full bags of powder held by various characters. Cael, Ronald, and Brianna have bags too, as do Annie and Phil. Daniel has a sack too that someone who doesn't have one might be able to pick up, but I'm not sure if there's enough time to also fling some. Someone pouring powder on Dahlia as a precaution to keep it off of her would be helpful too. I'm not sure if Sarah is actually able to get between the eyes and Dahlia, as both of us are strapped in and I'm not sure where we're sitting in relation to each other.

Which leaves: Stephen (piloting), Cael (piloting), Aidan, Louie, Ronald, Sarah, Lionel x2, Charlie, Jill, Brianna and Dahlia, Agnes, Phil, Anna Blaize.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:08 am
by Laraqua
Possible locations = Mercy Cross Hospital. Someone's house. The Cinemaplex.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:59 am
by Mr. Handy
Thanks! This is my favorite game, and I'm glad to see it moving again.

It was Louie who was with Jill and Charlie in NOR. Lionel was never there (except as one of the comatose characters).

You missed three characters on the helicopter (all the ones originally from HF, though Phil never appeared in that section): Agnes, Annie/Anna Blaize, and Phil.

Also, Sarah later did pick up Daniel's full bag of powder. Lionel has six doses left in his, and I believe Dahlia has six now as well (she's used at least two).

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:33 pm
by Laraqua
Sweet, thanks. I recall that Anna Blaize was Blackworth's friend, right? And who was Phil? I remember Aidan.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:45 am
by Mr. Handy
You're welcome! Yes, Annie was Daniel's friend, a WVS volunteer in HF, and she was Anna Blaize in the modern Ash setting. Phil McGrew had been a machinist's apprentice in World War Two and was a sixteen year old "soldier" in the Ash setting. Sarah and Cael found him hiding in a cupboard after everything went pear-shaped. He's pretty good with computers and electronics.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:16 am
by Laraqua
DSIGFUSS, if you could get Trixie to have the kids post -- just the once -- in response to Louie's suicidal impulses, that'd be great.

I half expect Brianna to yell encouragement for him to top himself!

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:09 am
by Mr. Handy
That would be great if she came back! Even better if Piano man/Bundles came back with her to play Louie again. I know he's active on Dark and Moody.

Brianna might do that, but you never know. And I can see Dahlia trying to talk him out of it.

Sarah is ready to mace Louie if he tries to open the door, and she moves a lot faster than he does (plus she's expecting it). Hopefully my successful Psychoanalysis roll makes that unnecessary.

Re: Chit-Chat

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:56 pm
by kabukiman
I'm very sorry, but for the next 2 weeks, I won't be able to post, I'm absolutely full of work. I'l resume as soon as possible.