IN GAME ROOM - CANTEEN
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Re: IN GAME ROOM - CANTEEN
Animal raced into the canteen, using that curious, shambling run that muppets had. He looked around quickly, under tables, in cupboards, even down the sink.
”WHERE DID DAT FROG GO?” he bellowed.
”WHERE DID DAT FROG GO?” he bellowed.
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When Animal enters the Cantina , all heads turn and he hears at least one audible sigh. Most of the Whatnots are here. The whatnots are generic Muppets used for generic sketches. Animal remembers rehearsing a Ballroom dance sketch with all the whatnots. Intolerable wretched Muppets with little character to speak of.
His friend Pops was off in the corner speaking in hushed voices with Hilda the seamstress. She had sewn more of Animals trousers than he could remember. They both were often kind to Animal in the past. They continued to whisper as Animal moved across the Cantina towards the kitchen.
As Animal started to destroy the kitchen in his search for Kermit, He noticed the Chef closing in from the side with a large cooking spoon and a Cleaver. He had a crazed sort of violence about him which was far from out of the ordinary.
Her Den Goofen! Hoots and Gans! MA-Mi-MALl!!!
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The Swedish Chef smacks animal across the face with his massive wooden spoon and Animal flies across the kitchen landing in a sink full of smelly dishwater. It smells like his mothers cooking and acts to soothe his temper for a shirt time. He quickly snaps out of it as The Sweedish chef begins to move in slowly with the cleaver. He has a strange look in his eyebrows.
Miss Piggy crashes through the canteen door just as Animal lands in the pool of dishwater. The Sweedish chef flashes her a crazed glance before advancing on Animal.
Ferden Diefen MA-Mi-MALl!!!
Miss Piggy crashes through the canteen door just as Animal lands in the pool of dishwater. The Sweedish chef flashes her a crazed glance before advancing on Animal.
Ferden Diefen MA-Mi-MALl!!!
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Miss Piggy arrives in a whirlwind of feather boa and little feathers follow her in, floating everywhere.
"Oh Emm Geee!!! What is going on in here?" She demands, taking in the knife and the chef's intimidating stance.
"Animal of all the worst times to take a bath! And in dishwater of all things? Pee you, you stink!!!"
Piggy holds her nose for dramatic effect. "You could at least be doing something useful like looking for my dear sweet Kermie! Your timing is terrible!!"
"Oh Emm Geee!!! What is going on in here?" She demands, taking in the knife and the chef's intimidating stance.
"Animal of all the worst times to take a bath! And in dishwater of all things? Pee you, you stink!!!"
Piggy holds her nose for dramatic effect. "You could at least be doing something useful like looking for my dear sweet Kermie! Your timing is terrible!!"
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Animal emerged from dishwater, shaking water from his fur. He imagined that he looked like those handsome men from the aftershave adverts, shaking their wet hair and attracting the ladies, but the effect was more like a wet dog shaking itself as it came out of a particularly muddy puddle.
He wasn’t going to give the Chef another chance and he groped for something on the draining board to try to put the Chef down...
He wasn’t going to give the Chef another chance and he groped for something on the draining board to try to put the Chef down...
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Animal digs his long thin orange arm down into the diswasher and pulls out a very nice iron skillet. Very high quality..
As the Sweedish Chef moves in with the Cleaver, Animal swings the skillet connecting solidly with the Sweedish Chef's head.
It has the desired effect and a loud "CLANG" echoes through the Canteen.
The Chef is staggered momentarily and shakes his head to regain control.
As the Sweedish Chef moves in with the Cleaver, Animal swings the skillet connecting solidly with the Sweedish Chef's head.
It has the desired effect and a loud "CLANG" echoes through the Canteen.
The Chef is staggered momentarily and shakes his head to regain control.
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Miss Piggy's high pitched voice goes unheard as the chef and Animal continue their kitchen brawl. Hilda looks concerned like an old grandmother for her children. She breaks away from pops and heads in Piggy's direction waving a pink felty hand at the brawling Muppets in the kitchen.
Is everything OK dear?
Is everything OK dear?
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Animal didn’t hang around. He followed up his first hit with another swing, trying to knock the stuffing out of the chef. The blood that poured from the chef’s mouth puzzled him but he reckoned he would try and work that out after he’d knocked the chef’s head into a flat mess.
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The Chef shook off the last blow from Animal and raised his cleaver over his head.
Horgen Blorgin FOGIMAL! Ivan googen booggen Inden noogen!
The Cleaver comes down hard slicing the felt of Animals arm. White cotton stuffing springs from the wound. No blood.
Horgen Blorgin FOGIMAL! Ivan googen booggen Inden noogen!
The Cleaver comes down hard slicing the felt of Animals arm. White cotton stuffing springs from the wound. No blood.
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”AAAARRRGGGHHHH!” bellowed Animal. He’d never really liked the chef and it was time to sort him out.
He scooped a handful of water with his free hand and threw it towards the chef’s face while trying to slam the edge of the skillet into his low-hanging fruit...
He scooped a handful of water with his free hand and threw it towards the chef’s face while trying to slam the edge of the skillet into his low-hanging fruit...
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Piggy furrows her brow and rumpled her nose in disgust at the chef and Animal.
"Oh would you all stop CLOWNING around??!!"
This is the Muppets after all and of course no one will, but Animal's stuffing is showing. Blood or no blood, it's really grossing her out.
She glances around the room quickly to see if there is any Kermit
"Oh would you all stop CLOWNING around??!!"
This is the Muppets after all and of course no one will, but Animal's stuffing is showing. Blood or no blood, it's really grossing her out.
She glances around the room quickly to see if there is any Kermit
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Piggy screams out for the two Muppet combatants to stop in their tracks and listen. Normally, this would work for the strong confident porcus starlet and briefly it did. Both Animal and Chef stop in their tracks and stare wide-eyed and wide-browed as if waiting for one of Piggy's famous Karate chops to come crashing down on their day. Old Muppet Hilda seems startled as well and she pulls out a ball of yarn and begins to frantically knit, her hand and chin quivering nervously as her knitting needles clack and click together in a somewhat unsettling way.
In the kitchen sink, the chef's pause was brief and he recovers quickly. His cleaver hand comes down fast and hard. This serves to snap Animal out of his momentary subservience as well as the blade just misses his face and plunges deep into the dark dishwater. Animal could feel his blood beginning to boil much like the tall pots of pasta all around him. ( see Animal OOC comment)
In the kitchen sink, the chef's pause was brief and he recovers quickly. His cleaver hand comes down fast and hard. This serves to snap Animal out of his momentary subservience as well as the blade just misses his face and plunges deep into the dark dishwater. Animal could feel his blood beginning to boil much like the tall pots of pasta all around him. ( see Animal OOC comment)
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Animal bit down on the urge to beat the Swedish Chef to a fluffy (bloody?) pulp, and swung the skillet around aiming for the back of head, trying to knock him face first into the dishwater. If he goes in, thinks Animal, he’ll hold his head underwater until he chokes...
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