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IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:46 pm
by DSIGFUSS
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Re: IN GAME ROOM - FRONT STAGE

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:48 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Uncle Deadly walks onto the famous stage of the Muppet Show. He takes a low bow as the applause begins and then silences the theatre with one evil glance of his menacing eyes.

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Good Evening Ladies and Gentlefolk of the “Real” world.

My name is Uncle Deadly and it is my pleasure to announce the opening of our new show.... The Muppet Cthulhu Show.


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Where’s the Frog? cries Statler!

Uncle Deadly looks up at two old muppets sitting on the Balcony and cringes dragging a blue wrinkly hand over his eyes.

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Oh.. It’s you two. Why am I not surprised….. The Frog is dead. So now if I can get back to my introductions I’m certain that we can proceed as planned. As I was saying… Welcome to a brand new episode of the Muppet Cthulhu Investi…..


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What do you mean dead? shouts Waldorf.

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Uncle Deadly shoots Statler and Waldorf a menacing glare and snaps.

He’s dead!! D-E-D Dead! Now If I can please continue… Welcome to a brand new episode of...

How do frogs die? asks Waldorf.

I don’t know Waldorf! How do frogs die. enquires Statler

They kermit suicide! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!

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Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!

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Are we quite finished?

Now… If you dare please… It's time for..


Uncle Deadly looks up at the old Muppets on the Balcony to make sure they are not going to interrupt.

It's time for the Muppet show with our special guest star and crime detective, Magnum PI himself. Mister Tom Selleck

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!


Uncle Deadly stops laughing maniacly for a moment as the camera quickly changes to backstage right where Miss Piggy is swooning over a young Tom Selleck dressed in a Hawiian T shirt and the short shorts he made famous.

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The camera then switches back to Uncle Deadly who drags a frustrated hand over his blue wrinkled brow. He then waves his hands sarcastically in the air much like Kermit the frog used to do when he hosted the show.

I meant Yay!

Now in Tribute to Kermit the Frog. Please watch this opening clip as we discuss his untimely demise back stage. Cue the music


(CLICK THE LINK BELOW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ9yAV8uQ7g

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:20 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Uncle Deadly saunters back onto the Main Stage with his hand interlocked together, resting on his chest.

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Yes... Yes... A respectful homage to an old frog.

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What's wrong with being old?

Uncle Deadly Stammers.
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Well nothing... I er... I meant...

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Being old means being used to disappointment.

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That includes you!!!

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Heh Heh Heh Heh! Heh ! Heh Heh!

Uncle Deadly scratches his face. Frustration evident on his long blue facfe,
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Not particularly clever are they ladies and gentlefolk.

So without FURTHER delay please welcome Camilla and her fellowship of chickens in - "Forget you"


Then with a solemn sarcastic tone, Uncle deadly slowly waves his hands in the air and adds

Yay!


Scooter rushes the chickens on stage past Gonzo and Skekung and then stops ticking some sort of checklist off on his clipboard

Please Click the link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqRMh3FPvpU

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:19 am
by Mr. Handy
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Gonzo watches the show eagerly, paying special attention to Camilla. It isn't entirely clear which chicken she is, but he thinks she's the one in the middle. When the act concludes, he applauds wildly.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:46 pm
by Basketvector
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As the chickens finish their dance the podling claps vacantly and in the wrong direction.

Skekung leans in towards Gonzo, studying his long bird like nose for a moment. in his usual shrill voice, he says
I must buy your feathered slave. Sell her to me, for I am a Lord of the Crystal!

He reaches into his pocket and offers Gonzo a handful of stinky black beads with no obvious use or value.
He chortles in a smug self-satisfied way, expecting you to be impressed.

Spot hidden 25%
[dice]0[/dice]

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:03 pm
by DSIGFUSS
ooc,carry on with your conversation. Both roll spot hidden.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:19 am
by Mr. Handy
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Gonzo's eyes go wider than they already are. "No!" he says. "You can't have Camilla, I love her! She's no slave, she's a free range chicken! I wouldn't sell her for all the money in the world! I don't care if you're the Queen of England!"
OOC,Spot Hidden roll (50% skill) watching the show: [dice]0[/dice]

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:52 am
by Basketvector
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Skekung growls and grumbles and slinks back into the darkness.
The podling follows a moment later with a violent yank to the neck.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:53 pm
by DSIGFUSS
SKEKUNG Spot hidden roll,[dice=total]0[/dice]- Pass
Both Skekung and Gonzo see an unfamiliar site to the Muppet Theatre.

Three Doozers appear underfoot. All carrying empty wheel barrows. They continue past the Main Stage curtain talking away like it was any other work day.

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Dig Dig Dig! I remember a time when we used to Build Build Build.

Oh Well.. At least there aren't any Fraggles tearing it all down!

Oh I'm sure there will be...

Then we can rebuild!!

Yay!

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:58 am
by Mr. Handy
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"That's strange," says Gonzo, completely missing the irony of such a statement coming from him. "I wonder what they're digging?" He watches to see which way they head, considering following them.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:57 pm
by Basketvector
Skekung is surprised to find podlings on this world, though they are dressed strangely. He follows them, as he's fond of eating their children.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:14 pm
by DSIGFUSS
The Doozers move at a brisk pace with their wheel barrow past the main stage curtain and into the back area where a few what-not carpenter Muppets were setting up the next act. A romantic Greek styled scenery with beautiful columns, gardens and marble statues decorating the stage. Gonzo might as well follow because as the curtains fully close, Camilla rushes up to greet him before exiting to back stage right. She jumps up into his arms and clucks happily. Both Skekung and Gonzo could understand the clucking perfectly. Perhaps because the chicken language was similar to the crystal bats of Thra… phonetically speaking.

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Buck Buck a buck. buck buck buck buuuuck buck buck a buck .

Camilla was very excited and proud of her hens. Who clucked and flapped their wings all around Gonzo and Skekung sending a flurry of feather into the air around them.

One of the chickens, Stephanie, stopped clucking and stared up at Skekung with strange bedroom eyes. A little too sexy for a chicken. One with less evil intentions might think she was flirting with Skekung.

Click link to see map of Muppet Theatre.

https://www.callofcthulhu.org.uk/pbp/vi ... 450&t=6865



Camilla stopped flapping and released herself from Gonzo’s hug. She needed help with her props and all of the What-Nots were busy building the new set.

The sound of Uncle Deadly closing Camilla’s performance could be heard on the Front Stage. Scooter started shooing the chickens off stage and was about to do the same with Gonzo and the Skeksis. He stopped and looked up at Skekung and backed slowly away staring down at his clip board.


The Doozers continued on a quick pace for 5 inch Muppets and it was clear to both Skekung and Gonzo that they were headed towards the boiling room.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:49 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Uncle Deadly walks solemnly on stage and takes his position at stage center on a little skull and crossbones he had drawn there in black sharpy.

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Well wasn't that an excellent performance from Camilla and her hens. Camilla has been with the Muppets since its creation. She has asked the production studio to record a song in Kermit the frog's name and offer it to all who attend the performance.


Waldorf and Statler seemed genuinely interested in Uncle Deadly's fun farm facts about the chickens.

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That would make Camilla over 40 years old.

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Yeah... She's no spring chicken

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Heh Heh Heh Heh! Heh ! Heh Heh!

Uncle Deadly stares up at Waldorf and Statler with intense black muppet eyes for at least a full silent minute until Waldorf breaks the silence.

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What?

Uncle Deadlly frowns.

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It didn't work. I thought perhaps if I stared menacingly enough at you - You and your annoying old friend would disappear.

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We already tried that!!

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But it didn't work. We're still here!

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Heh Heh Heh Heh! Heh ! Heh Heh!

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:13 am
by Mr. Handy
OOC,The bowling room? Did you mean the boiler room?

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:19 pm
by DSIGFUSS
corrected ooc,Yes I did. I wish there was a Muppet bowling room but sadly its not on the map. Maybe up the block.. I corrected bowling to boiling. Thanks for the catch Handy.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:57 am
by Mr. Handy
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"You were wonderful, Camilla!" says Gonzo. "Let's follow those Doozers. I want to see what they're digging in the boiler room." Still carrying Camilla, he heads after them.
OOC,No problem.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:15 am
by Basketvector
Skekung eyes Stephanie up and down and rejects her with a discontented BLECCH!!. The Emperor needs only the strongest vital essence.
He pursues Camilla and Gonzo, cage in hand. The podling follows with a violent yank to the neck.

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:09 pm
by DSIGFUSS
Camilla Squawks as Gonzo races after the Doozers.

Stephanie sniffs in the air with a similar indignation and clucks lowly under her beak then following her troupe.

The Doozers enter the Boiler Room through a small rat sized hole in the door. Talking casually amongst themselves in a typical work-like manner. Mostly about the weather and the working conditions in the tunnel.

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Supposed to be a pretty dark day?

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[Mmm Hmm.. Weather Doozer says there's a 100% chance of darkness.

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Yup! Gonna be a pretty dark day.

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What do you expect? it's a tunnel!

Gonzo reaches the door to the Boiler Room first just as the Doozers disappear behind it. Skekung and his podling are close behind. The Boiler Room Door, like always, is locked. If Gonzo remembers correctly only Scooter, Kermit, Pops and Beauregard the janitor had a key.
ooc Gonzo,roll luck

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:24 am
by Mr. Handy
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Not finding any trace of a key, Gonzo knocks on the door. "Open up," he says. "This is a surprise inspection."
OOC,Luck roll (41% stat) at the boiler room door: [dice]0[/dice] Fast Talk roll (35% skill) to convince the Doozers to open the door: [dice]1[/dice]

Re: IN GAME ROOM - MAIN STAGE

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:07 pm
by Basketvector
Skekung wraps his bony fingers around the podlings throat and hoists him to eye level.
He growls, Get in there and open the door for me slave.
He dumps the podling in front of the dozer sized hole. The podling will crawl inside and try to unlock the door.

Skekung manages a twisted freaky grin aimed at Camilla