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Hey there, Scrubs.

Since Orion is soon to be joining us in lieu of Dave, I thought maybe we could get some thoughts from y'all about your most recent adventure. Let him know what happened, and how Hannah was involved. My perspective is a bit different than yours, and I thought he might enjoy the rantings and ravings of this group.

So, what happened in Cleveland?

Short version:
The CRAP hit the fan.

Longer version:
The GNS team was sent into town to cover the kidnapping of a young, sick girl. Turns out she was taken by a retired ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms) agent and his CPS (Child Protective Services) niece to "save her" from her psychopath parents who planned to sacrifice her to the Passover Angel. The ATF agent offed himself at the scene of the crime, and we eventually tracked-down the CPS niece in Beavertown (or something like that)...ask your dad, he's the one who came up with it. The CPS niece got her head blown off by the FBI (which may have been completely our fault), the girl was returned to her loving parents who subsequently sacrificed her to the aforementioned Passover Angel. All's well that ends well.

Oh yeah, there was something with plagues of Egypt parallels, some unsuccessful tree climbing (may Augustus Meyer rest in piece), and some news staff caught up in a weird conflagration in the chapel of a psychopathic (but not a phrenologist) priest (may Dex Fenstermaker and Michele Phan rest in piece[s]).

Welcome to the GNS family.

All I know is that one of the last reporters bugged you and I'm mighty pleased to have taken his placed. I'm Stuart, pleased to meet you.