Greetings citizens. Your friend the computer brings you seasonal greetings.
Courageous individuals are requested for a most difficult, yet entertaining, assignment (Mr Bubbles?). If you believe you have the necessary qualities to be considered* Please signify by supplying your request via myself to friend computer.
For this assignment
Remember Citizen, the computer is your friend, always trust friend computer.
*Failure to recognise the qualities needed is treason, recognition of inherent qualities is prideful and pride is treason.