Play@YSDC

"What happened to change all that?" asks Paula.

"Well, you know when you agree with something because you think you don't mind, but latter you discovered that you actually care about it? It's what happened to me".

OOC: She doesn't notice you tried to steal her keys. Wait for to take another drink (if Paula pays one) before trying again.

"Yeah, I know the feeling," says Paula. "Your glass is empty. Here, let me buy you a refill, and you can tell me all about it. Another vodka?"

"Yeah, sure".
The bartender bring it and she drinks it.

OOC: Another try with a 20% bonus.

Fail again, another lucky roll.

"Hey, what are you doing with you hands!"
Her eyes aren't very focus and you can understand that she is already half drunk, but you were too clumsy and she noticed something.

"Sorry miss, but I can't help but notice that your handkerchief fell out of your pocket, so I was trying to pick it up for you, see?" Parker said quickly, as he pulled out a clean handkerchief from his sleeve and placed it in front of the lady.

Paula rises to her full height and looms over Parker. "You better not have been trying to cop a feel," she snarls, trying to divert suspicion from his real intentions.

Parker faked a nervous giggle and shrunk down to make himself look less intimidating, "No, of course not. I would never."

He then proceeded to duck out of sight.

"Thanks! You really are useful! Hey, another round for me and my new best friend. At least you don't have some nasty plans for the world!"
She is now visible drunk and oblivious to the world.

"Thanks," says Paula. "I'll drink to that! Sometimes being grotesquely huge can be an advantage. Who do you know that has nasty plans for the world?"

"I'll drink to more drinks!" says Paula, ordering another round. "When you're ready to go, I'll call for a ride for us. I don't think either one of us should be driving." She knows that this woman hasn't seen Paulus yet. She can easily reach him on her cell phone, and he can pose as a Uber driver or something.

"That's an excelent idea!"
She drinks another round and she can hardly keep on her feet.

"Where do you llve?" asks Paula, She already knows the answer, but she can't reveal that knowledge. Once the woman is passed out and safely in Paulus's car, they'll be able to go through her things and get the key, then drop her off in her home to sleep off the booze.

Parker waits in the background, waiting for another chance to strike.

She gives her address, well, she mumbles something and then try to get on her feet.

OOC: let's fast forward: you have the keys (lot's of them actually) and leave her at her house).