Welcome team leader. The computer (everyones friend) is sure that you will be a loyal, respected citizen of the highest possible character, morality, temperment and cleanliness. That you will not fail to uphold the prestige of your position, and that you will be the 'go to guy' that the other team members will love and trust implicitly
Please await assignement start as soon as OLA-R-WRM-1 has returned from the current assignement
(Plays exciting, relevant jingle)