OOC

[Dave Syrinx]

Some note sending has begun. Nothing treasonous, promise!
HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!

This message will self terminate, quite soonish.

[TheVaultTech]

Of course not, treason would be treason. You're not treasonous, are you?

[Dave Syrinx]

No and I'm über-clean, mostly. A happy boot sequence on you all, citizens, and freund COMPUTER!

[kabukiman]

I humbly request a leave for the next few days to our great computer. I promiss to return after I have fulfill a secret mission with the so called "Christmas".
A merry christmas for all of you, I will be back by the 26.

[Mr. Handy]

No and I'm über-clean, mostly. A happy boot sequence on you all, citizens, and freund COMPUTER!

And to you as well! A clean citizen is a happy citizen!

[TheVaultTech]

[quote="Mr. Handy]
And to you as well! A clean citizen is a happy citizen![/quote]

And a happy citizen,a loyal citizen!

[Priest]

++++ATTENTION CITIZENS++++

Remember cleanliness is mandatory for all citizens. There are many Dermo-Scrub Facilities for your use positioned in easilly accessed areas throughout the complex, set to the maximum 2mm skin-abrasion depth (setting found beneficial in all cases).

++++ALERT++++

The computer wishes it known that the Dermo-Scrub Facility in section R-111 has reported a malfunction. The medi facility in the corresponding area has reported that John-R-OCS-1 will recover, eventually, but in a less recognisable form.

Wishing you germ free and happy festivity, Your friend the Computer

[TheVaultTech]

I hope we get a Team Leader soon, to lead us into success and glory for the Friend Computer!

[Dave Syrinx]

"In the light of treasonous tardiness by Monty-R-JRL-2 or Monty-R-JRL-3 (?), I, wholeheartedly put in a forceful request to fill the void and step up as Team Leader. Digitally signed ROBRRAE1."
Rob-R-RAE-1 types in the message at a nearby COMPUTER booth, all the while whistling the tune from Dr Strangelove.

[Dave Syrinx]

My feelings for PARANOIA!:

[Priest]

++++INCOMING MESSAGE++++

Dear friends, and non traitorous citizens, your friend the computer has decided that given Ola-R-WRM-1's tearful, warmhearted plea to be allowed a short break to spend gazing through the VAT's observation ports at her family, the assignment will begin after the non-treasonous festivities are complete.
As Rob-R-RAE- 1 has said the possible treasonous behaviour of Monty-R-JRL-2 is under scrutiny and if he is found unworthy of the position of Team Leader another will be appointed in his place.
All applications are invited, with the usual reasons as to why you should be considered submitted to the Computer for consideration.

Have a nice day,

++++MESSAGE ENDS++++

[TheVaultTech]

Surely I should be the team leader? I am, after all, the most loyal, being the loyalty officer!

[TheVaultTech]

Happy mandatory gift giving day!

[Dave Syrinx]

I second the two statements of the previous, clean, and loyal citizen. In event of not the first statement comes true, I argue a measuring of intellectual expanse should be made at INT SEC to validate who is fit to lead.

[TheVaultTech]

I may have wrangled a fool friend into joining, citizens!

[Charles_Bortolo]

I may have wrangled a fool friend into joining, citizens!

Friend Fool--ERY reporting for duty!

[TheVaultTech]

Yeah, that dummy will be Monty-R-JRL-2.
The team leader.
Unless he backs out now, which of course would be treason.

[Charles_Bortolo]

Yeah, that dummy will be Monty-R-JRL-2.
The team leader.
Unless he backs out now, which of course would be treason.

*stands forward and salutes wearing his Number 1 candidate sash*

I will do my best to completely mislead and anger everybody on my team involuntarily!

[TheVaultTech]

I will do my best to completely mislead and anger everybody on my team involuntarily!

That's real Team Leader material

[Dave Syrinx]

We have a Team Leader!
Welcome Monty-R-JRL-2!

Now, the All-Encompassing-Message can be redacted.

*Polishes black boots and corrects Red jumpsuit.*