OOC

[Priest]

++++INCOMING TOP PRIORITY MESSAGE++++

Welcome team leader. The computer (everyones friend) is sure that you will be a loyal, respected citizen of the highest possible character, morality, temperment and cleanliness. That you will not fail to uphold the prestige of your position, and that you will be the 'go to guy' that the other team members will love and trust implicitly
Please await assignement start as soon as OLA-R-WRM-1 has returned from the current assignement

++++MESSAGE ENDS+++

(Plays exciting, relevant jingle)

[TheVaultTech]

*reads book entitled "how to be a good loyalty officer"*

Seems a bit unprofessional they didn't caps the title.
*fails lesson zero*

[Priest]

opens book. Page 1.
"What is Loyalty?"

The following four pages are blank, finally on page five,
"So there you are, that is loyalty. Any further queries should be directed to terminal 0111 where you will find an IntSec Officer only to happy to be of assistance."

[TheVaultTech]

I hope we may begin the aiding of the Computer soon! In the meantime, I'll be playing Pac-Y-MAN

[kabukiman]

Ola-R-WRM-1s presents to duty!

[Priest]

++++INCOMING MESSAGE++++
Please report for assignement beginning this evening (GMT)
Failure to report may result in code z14 infraction (as well as allowing other players a potential free shot at your character).
Have a nice day, you friend the computer
+++++MESSAGE ENDS+++++
(Place jingle here)

[Dave Syrinx]

"Ready for everything. Reporting for duty!" ROBRRAE1 stands at the ready.
#pops an unmarked pill#

[kabukiman]

Ready to duty!

[TheVaultTech]

Yar har fidle ee dee, I am loyal!

[Dave Syrinx]

[dice]0[/dice]

[Dave Syrinx]

Spoiler:

[dice]1[/dice]

[Dave Syrinx]

Now, the dice roller is activated.
*Drum roll*

[TheVaultTech]

OP is kill?