Chit-Chat

[Laraqua]

Is that what you would do to my presents?

[Seon]

Well technically anything pressurized enough to withstand the vacuum of space should basically implode within Earth atmosphere. But... Eldritch sciences are not meant for the human mind I suppose.

Well at least it's not a goddamn Hunting Horror. Maybe if we had a dog whistle we could tame it.

[Mr. Handy]

Is that what you would do to my presents?

Aww, poor byakhee... You're right, that would be mean, and it's an endangered species too.

Well technically anything pressurized enough to withstand the vacuum of space should basically implode within Earth atmosphere. But... Eldritch sciences are not meant for the human mind I suppose.

Well at least it's not a goddamn Hunting Horror. Maybe if we had a dog whistle we could tame it.

If it's made of silver and meteoric iron, perhaps.

A Hunting Horror would just want a hug. Unfortunately, they hug you back...around the neck.

[Seon]

Well than we have to talk about why it only has 1 point armor rating when... Say... A heavy leather trenchcoat has the same armor rating.

[Laraqua]

Are you looking my Gift Byakhee in the mouth again?

[Kadael]

That's almost as dangerous as vampires!

[Seon]

Obviously the only solution to our looking at your gift celestial steed in the mouth is to provide us with a gift shoggoth.

That thing has way too many mouths for us to look at!

[Kadael]

Or a gift nightgaunt, which has no mouth!

[Seon]

But can it scream?

[Laraqua]

hehe, the Chit-Chat thread here really makes me chuckle.

[Kadael]

Laraqua, the forum says it's your birthday! Does it speak the truth?

~*~HAPPY BIRTHDAY~*~

[Seon]

One year closer until your appointment with Herbert!

[Laraqua]

It depends on where you sit in the space-time continuum but ... more generally ... yes, it speaketh the truth.

Herbert???

[Seon]

I already spoke too much.

Mr. West will be displeased

[Laraqua]

[Mr. Handy]

That's Doctor West. He didn't go to medical school for six years to be called Mister.

Happy Birthday, Laraqua! It's still October 2 here for the next several minutes, so I'm not late.

[Kadael]

Maybe those accursed tomb-legions will not be so silent. Maybe they will sing a birthday song!

[Laraqua]

Yay! You just slipped in!

I am inordinately pleased to be happy birthdayed on an international basis.

[Seon]

How do you people usually deal with flirt checks in the games? When do you roll for them?

One of my investigators in a campaign I'm running almost constantly rolls for flirt checks and has... surprisingly good luck with most of them. In fact, she rolled a natural 1 against an evil sorceress at one point...

[Laraqua]

Hmm, you could either use Fast Talk or APP versus APP most likely.