Joke Ritual
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:01 am
I found this Prank Ritual out in cyber space and thought it was amusing enough to share!
Ritual of Strength
What you'll need:
1.an incense of large charcoal briquettes, and a brazier, with a metal grill upon it, in which to burn it.
2.various food items from the four food groups
3.a quiet place to go and perform the ritual
4.Big heavy metal things
Ritual:
•Light the incense, and place above it the various food items. Continue until food is thoroughly purified. This provides the spiritual energy needed to perform the rest of the ritual.
•Pick up the metal things.
•Put down the metal things.
•Assure yourself that you aren't just doing this because you're insecure about your penis.
•Repeat a few hundred times or as needed.
Ritual of Strength
What you'll need:
1.an incense of large charcoal briquettes, and a brazier, with a metal grill upon it, in which to burn it.
2.various food items from the four food groups
3.a quiet place to go and perform the ritual
4.Big heavy metal things
Ritual:
•Light the incense, and place above it the various food items. Continue until food is thoroughly purified. This provides the spiritual energy needed to perform the rest of the ritual.
•Pick up the metal things.
•Put down the metal things.
•Assure yourself that you aren't just doing this because you're insecure about your penis.
•Repeat a few hundred times or as needed.