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"She was in the water. She made me smile and kisses like a goddess. *hiccup*
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- Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:06 am
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
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- Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:46 pm
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
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Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
Berger wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and grins drunkenly. "Jusht gettin rid of any leftover food to make more room in my belly for the mead, me boysh, thash all. It'sh an old Roman trick." He slurs contentedly. Then he continues descending the stairs, slipping a bit as he steps...
- Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:06 am
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
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Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
"I'm with ya!" Berger belches out and follows Osvauld and Weoulf.
- Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:13 pm
- Forum: Helluland
- Topic: TRIXIE'S BAR AND GRILL
- Replies: 957
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Re: THE VIKING / ESKIMO MIXER : BYOB
Just a warning, I leave tomorrow to move back to cincinnati. I may not get much if any internet time for the rest of the week.
If needed, please NPC my char.
Tanks.
If needed, please NPC my char.
Tanks.
- Fri May 30, 2008 9:31 pm
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
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Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
Berger reluctantly steps back from the pedestal, wiping his mouth on the back of one sleeve and lets out a tremendous belch.
When the alcohol begins to blaze, he sighs sadly. "What a waste."
Then he hiccups, which makes him giggle.
When the alcohol begins to blaze, he sighs sadly. "What a waste."
Then he hiccups, which makes him giggle.
- Tue May 27, 2008 10:42 pm
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
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Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
OOC: Oh yeah? Ya gonna roll an attack for that kick in the rear, then? Which means i get a counter attack.......mikc wrote:
Weoulf gives the sot a kick in the rear as he passes him, trying to upend the man into the pedastel
- Tue May 27, 2008 4:08 pm
- Forum: Helluland
- Topic: MOST EMBERASSING MOMENT CONTEST
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- Views: 1798
Re: MOST EMBERASSING MOMENT CONTEST
It was a sheep. Woolly love.
- Tue May 27, 2008 12:29 am
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
- Replies: 300
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Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
Berger, indeed, has his face half-submerged in one of the stone pedestals, slurping away.
The only thing keeping him from complete bliss is the knowledge that he doesn't have a flask on him to fill up while he's here.
The only thing keeping him from complete bliss is the knowledge that he doesn't have a flask on him to fill up while he's here.
- Sat May 24, 2008 2:27 am
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
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Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
Berger continues to follow his nose, sword held out in front of him.
- Wed May 14, 2008 6:22 pm
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
- Replies: 300
- Views: 17206
Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
"Berger, by Thor's beard. What are you doing?" "Followin' my instincts boys," Berger calls back down the stairs and smacks his lips. Once he reaches the top of the stairs, he slows down and stretches his arms out in front of him, hands searching for a touch of bottle or barrel. ...
- Wed May 14, 2008 12:15 am
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
- Replies: 300
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- Mon May 12, 2008 11:13 pm
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
- Replies: 300
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Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3299/gffghfbh0.jpg Berger stands there for a while, undecided in which way to go. He begins sniffing the air, let's out a "Whoop!" and heads south for the stairs. "Stand back me boys," he says as he pushes his way past Orm and Sigfurd and begin...
- Thu May 08, 2008 5:11 pm
- Forum: Helluland
- Topic: TRIXIE'S BAR AND GRILL
- Replies: 957
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Re: THE VIKING / ESKIMO MIXER : BYOB
Yo Dsigfussy, when did you say you were gonna choose a winner for the most embarrassing moment contest?
- Thu May 08, 2008 1:42 pm
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
- Replies: 300
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Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3299/gffghfbh0.jpg Berger snorts in amusement at Alrik's chastisement and gives his crotch one last scratch. "I'd pay attention if someone were singin' about where to find a damn bottle of mead," he grumbles as he moves to follow the group. But because b...
- Wed May 07, 2008 11:22 pm
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
- Replies: 300
- Views: 17206
Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
Berger cocked his head for a moment, listening to the music, then yawned in disinterest.
He leaned back against a pillar, scratched his crotch for a while, then checked his pockets once again for a flask he knew wasn't there.
- Wed May 07, 2008 6:19 pm
- Forum: Helluland
- Topic: TRIXIE'S BAR AND GRILL
- Replies: 957
- Views: 41961
Re: THE VIKING / ESKIMO MIXER : BYOB
ROFLMAO!
I love you people.
Well, besides the Germans.
JK! My last name's Ottenheimer.
I love you people.
Well, besides the Germans.
JK! My last name's Ottenheimer.
- Tue May 06, 2008 9:12 pm
- Forum: Helluland
- Topic: TRIXIE'S BAR AND GRILL
- Replies: 957
- Views: 41961
Re: THE VIKING / ESKIMO MIXER : BYOB
Hey, i'll fuckin' hate Germans out loud, no need to insinuate anything.
- Tue May 06, 2008 1:45 am
- Forum: Helluland
- Topic: TRIXIE'S BAR AND GRILL
- Replies: 957
- Views: 41961
Re: THE VIKING / ESKIMO MIXER : BYOB
Yay! someone got my Monte Python reference.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
- Sun May 04, 2008 9:39 pm
- Forum: Helluland
- Topic: TRIXIE'S BAR AND GRILL
- Replies: 957
- Views: 41961
Re: THE VIKING / ESKIMO MIXER : BYOB
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen elephant?
- Sat May 03, 2008 1:55 am
- Forum: Chapter 3: When I See An Elephant Fly!
- Topic: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
- Replies: 300
- Views: 17206
Re: Chapter 3: Vikings : Notes in the Dark!
Berger laughs loudly and slaps his knees at Weoulf's tirade as he woke up.
Berger keeps on laughing all the way through Alrik's pep-talk, until finally, he leans back against one of the pillars, wiping the tears from his eyes, his laughter winding down into a few hiccups.
Berger keeps on laughing all the way through Alrik's pep-talk, until finally, he leans back against one of the pillars, wiping the tears from his eyes, his laughter winding down into a few hiccups.